I'm 23 and at random times over the past few days it has

hemorrhoid

Have a feel down there. If you feel a little lumpy bulb near the anus, then it's a hemorrhoid. Otherwise it's possible you have an anal fistula.

>>17106089
I had the same thing and it too was related to sitting (t. NEET)

Something about the way you sit, more importantly the position of your legs, is causing a restriction of blood flow around your bunghole and in turn the pain.

>>17106093
>>17106103
How do I get rid of it?

>>17106104
I'll see if sitting differently helps.

>>17106089

2 many sharpies in pooper.