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>at single blonde milf's house for work
>when I'm done, she shows me the door
>take a couple steps down the porch and I hear something behind me
>turn around, nearly face to face with her ass, and she is basically farting at me
>usually shy away from flirting, but I grab her ass
>we go inside, etc, she starts lowering herself onto my dick
>expecting to feel warmth, but instead just feel bedsheets, and wake up
>anyway my question is, why did I have a dream about a woman farting on me?
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>>17096231
And why did I get turned on by it?
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>>17096231
lmao
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the problem with attempting to interpret dreams is that dreams are easily forgotten, misremembered, or warped by thoughts and desires rather than true vision.
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You were farting in your sleep, fool.
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Lol.
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>>17096235
Random synapses firing. Dreams make no sense and your reactions to things that happen in your dreams will also sometimes make no sense. You know how sometimes in a dream you'll get scared by a piece of music for no reason, or suddenly know, beyond all doubt but with no explanation, that you have to jump off a balcony? Same shit.
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Thanks for the replies, but I've been craving milf farts since I woke up. I found this video on pornhub called Office Milf Farting and I came twice, so I think it's out of my system.
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She blowed you a kiss with her bottom
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>examining OP's pic for... research
>notice something weird on the counter between her left arm and her butt
W-wat?
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>>17098510
It's only kitchen bench top containers - sugar, tea, coffee, tiny men without penises. The penii are in the container hidden by her body.
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