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Guys holly shit. I just came while I was sleeping. What the fuck

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Guys holly shit. I just came while I was sleeping. What the fuck do I do?
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>>17012988
Have a shower, maybe put on some clean clothes
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embrace the puberty
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>>17012988
call the police

you've been raped in the night
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Congratulations, now you can never have a sleepover again, or sleep naked, without worrying about this shit happening
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>>17013040
Well shit. The worst part is that I have no memory of it.
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>>17013075
How old are you, lad
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>>17013089
20. And I feel like shit.
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>>17012988
>holly shit
tell her to wear some goddamn diapers or something and clean that shit up
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>>17013150
There's nothing to clean. There's like 26°C in here and it all dried up in about an hour. By the time I woke up and realised there was nothing I could do. The only thing remaing ws the smell.
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>>17013145
You're 20 and you've never had a nocturnal emission (wet dream) before? Something tells me you come from a place that doesn't offer comprehensive sex education in schools.

Look it up. Wet dreams are annoying but normal
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It's a completely normal thing, OP. Can't tell if trolling, but it happens to a vast majority of guys. In fact, I'd say you're abnormal if you never had one.

I'm one of the weird ones that never have had one. I think it's because I masturbate so frequently that I don't have the semen buildup to nocturnally ejaculate without stimulation.

But yeah. It's normal. Don't worry about it. Hope the dream accompanying it was good.
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>>17013313
>>17013300
I didn't have any dream. Though I do remember something about math and calculating something. And no, this never happend to me before.
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>>17013332
It doesn't necessarily have to be a sex dream or even one that you remember. Sometimes the body just needs to get rid of old semen to make room for a new batch. Your body is constantly producing it - it has to make room somehow

Have you been jerking off regularly since you hit puberty? Nocturnal emissions happen more often the fewer orgasms you have when you're awake. So if you want to avoid spunking in your sleep, beat off once a week or so
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>>17012988
>holly shit
Wait, did you have a Christmas-themed bowel movement in your sleep or a wet dream?
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>>17013454
I know I made a typo there. No, I basically came in my sleep. And I wasn't having any wet dream either, like I stated previously.
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I'm turning 31 and have never had a wet dream before. Wtf.
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>>17013478
You DO know that "wet dream" is slang for having an orgasm in your sleep, right?
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>>17013493
Yup. And I've got none.
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So did you guys skip sex ed or something? Some of the questions I see on this board really concern me
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It's k dude. You don't have to worry.
Expect more wet dreams in the future :)
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>>17013796
Do you know where you are?
The whole 4chan with the exeption of /b/ and maybe /lgbt/ is full of 20-40 year old virgins.
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>>17013488
that just means you have a satisfying sex life
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>>17014568
And how would he do that?
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