Long story, but how can I trigger myself to throw up when I go to work later? Are there some (non-lethal) household items I can ingest right before I clock in for work that will trigger me to throw up a few minutes / hours later? Perhaps a certain combination of common food / liquid / alcohol that is guaranteed to make me sick?
It's important that whatever the method is makes me sick a few minutes or hours after I perform it. The aim here is for me to puke when I start working. So I need to perform the action, go into work and hope at some point I'm sick.
Ipicac, down a bottle before you walk in
>>17011557
A whole fucking bottle
McDonalds + a finger down the throat.
Not that I think it's a good idea but it's safer than ingesting that'll cause you to puke.
>>17011536
Just show up a little sick looking and throw up in the bathroom
>drink a lot of warm water
>ice cream it easy to purge as well
>punch yourself in the stomach repeatedly
>use a toothbrush