Hi guys, I just turned 18 and thought id commemorate this shitty

have you tried anti depressants?

>>17009919
IKTF dude. My Elephant (abbreviated as Me) is turning 18 (rather not get b&) in 4 days and I experienced this starting a month ago.

Me:

>turns 18 on the eleventh of april
>no high school diploma
>1 semester of college, then dropped out to work
>Drug addict, 2 years sober
>Extremely fucked up teeth
>No motivation
>essentially numb
>No car or job
>Psychological diagnoses: Major Depressive, Generalized anxiety, Adult ADD, Conduct disorder with expected Diagnosis of ASPD at age 18


Do you want me to tell you a bunch of bullshit that will keep you content and being a pussy or do you want some actual fucking man to man advice?

>>17009928
Yeah, and they don't do anything...

>>17009931
Man to man /b/ro. No bullshit.

>>17009931
>Conduct disorder with expected Diagnosis of ASPD at age 18
Thats... not good. I hope you're getting some serious therapy.

>>17009937
Still seeing a psychiatrist? Which meds have you tried?
Keep in mind that there's different types of antidepressants (SSRIs, MAOIs, tricyclics) and that there are a bunch of other backup options you have if none of those work.

I didn't read your shit because I'm drunk.
But you're 18 so you know fuck all

So here's the truth.
Realize you know fuck all.
Accept it.
Take your schooling to the next level.
If you have doubts, forget it
Just follow your path.

I doubted mine own and I got left behind.
Just do your homework, go to class, and follow your major.

Also network like hell.
You got an volunteer job? Take it
Get in close with your upper level profs.
Be smarter than the rest of the plebs.

University is a job workshop. All you gotta do is find them

talk to your parents about this

>>17009939
Oh shit man my bad I totally spaced.

For me, (I'll assume for you too), I was being a fucking stupid pussy. I was being such a big fucking pussy and it was retarded. You're going to die someday. Let that sink in. There might be an afterlife, maybe not, you don't know, neither do I. I have my beliefs and hopes but I can't know for sure until I die. You can't either. So how about you get off your lazy fucking ass and do something?

Your life doesn't sound that awful. People rate themselves ~2 points lower than other people view them. You're probably an 8.5-9 to most people. I don't have many friends but I do have some very close ones. I'm not socially awkward, but I was. I was everything that you were besides the girl trouble. I'm 18 (ish) and I've had sex with 8 women, at least over 20 times per woman besides one. You sound like a people pleasing, low self esteem, "nice guy", beta sack of fucking shit, and it's even more pathetic because your potential is so fucking HUGE but you can't even fathom that because you're too busy feeling sorry for yourself.

Everything I listed was the bad. Wanna know the good?

>dating a 9.5 for 10 months who will suck, fuck, swallow, spread her ass, and smile while doing it whenever I tell her to.
>Own apartment with aforementioned 9.5. I keep that bitch clean.
>149 IQ, mensa tested.
>Well dressed
>Accent. (Probably not a problem for you, as I assume you're in the UK. If not, fucking give yourself one. No american woman can tell and who gives a shit if it makes you happy?)
>Interviews with several startups with projected upper 5 figure incomes within 3 years, real estate investment startup of mine is coming together, expected to launch in 2 years, projected income for me will be upper six figures in 5 years. I'll be between 23 and 25 making close to a million USD a year.

Wanna know what I did to go from where you were at to where I'm at now?

>Cont:

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>>17009919

I've never understood this mentality
>I don't know what I want to do with my life
>maybe I should just end it

What do you fantasize about doing?

>>17010219
>Cont:

I stopped being a fucking bitch, man. I grew a pair and realized I'm fucking awesome. It took a while, but I'm still reaping the rewards of a simple realization. I'm attractive and smart. I also have a spine, which almost no man does at this point. Not "confidence" per say, but making decisions. That's the major key to success in my opinion. My life doesn't revolve around making anyone happy besides myself anymore. Not to say I don't care for my woman or my family or my friends, but pleasing them is no longer a priority. I am the only person I can consistently please. The world doesn't owe you anything at all, no matter what you do for the world. Same thing with women, man. My girl and I weren't having enough sex, and I realized I was making her make decisions. I was begging for sex. Now, I decide when we're having sex. I decide where we eat. I decide what we watch. It's my decision, and everybody secretly envies people with enough spine to do something for themselves.

I gotta take a shower real fast and go fuck my lady but if the thread is still up after that I'll hit you up.

Meantime, heres a list of what you should start doing.

1. LIFT. Fucking work out you pussy ass cunt, I'll tell you why at the end of this.
2. Start eating better you dumb nigger, it's not hard. Put down the soda, drink black coffee and water.
3. Fix your posture, I know it's awful.
4. Go out from time to time. Go get a bite to eat, alone or not.
5. Talk to strangers. Not in a weird way, but small talk. Nobody knows how to do this anymore, including you, i bet, you stupid fuck.


Reason to lift: This is what got me back into lifting, which was the first step of not being a stupid emasculated faggot. Someone said this to me a long time ago, and I thought about it.

(paraphrased for this application): Think 5, 10, 15 years ahead. You should see yourself with a woman. Look over and you'll see me. I'm not tall, but I'm not short. I'm muscular.
>cont

>>17010244
>cont:

Think 5, 10, 15 years ahead. You should see yourself with a woman. Look over and you'll see me. I'm not tall, but I'm not short. I'm muscular.
I'll most likely have my big-assed blonde girl on my arm. Here's how it always goes down: We make eye contact. You drop it immediately like the beta cunt you are. You'll check out my girl, wonder how she's even real, and then go back to pondering "not being suicidal but maybe ending it". Your girl always looks at mine, then checks me out. Depending on how faithful she is, you can put money on her giving my girl her number. That night, she will either will think about me when your pathetic body is hovering over her, panting and asking her "if she likes that". Or the slightly more painful scenario, she "goes out with her friends", comes to my place, eats my girl's pussy for dinner while I'm balls deep in her anus. Maybe it'll switch around, My girl will be riding my cock and your's will be under my girl's snatch, alternately licking her clitoris and sucking my nuts while I fuck her like a silverback fucking gorilla.

Keep living like this, that's what's gonna happen. Change something, fucking ANYTHING, and in 5, 10, 15 years, maybe it'll be my girl looking at you. Just FUCKING DO SOMETHING. Also, you need anything, advice, rant, vent, ANYTHING, shoot me an email:

Instinct Denver @ Gmail (.) Com


Sleep well you pathetic son of a fucking bitch. Maybe you'll grow nuts tomorrow.

P.S. Quit watching porn, that shit fucks your head up.

>>17010234
OD on sleeping pills

>>17010257
Thanks for the /adv/ you self-appreciating sack of shit. Shot you an Email and hope you're not going to be a faggot about it.