chilling with girl I like and her friend today. girl I like insists

>>17008310
she wants your dick bro 100% sure.

>>17008310
I wouldn't even think twice about it.

probably a shittest

ignore

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>>17008310
> how would you interpret this comment?
She's hungry for pizza.

Not everything is about you.

>>17008310
She thinks you're skinny

She was basically asking you to give her your big fat dick.

>>17008310
she wants pizza and is being a goof about it.

is it your time of the month op?

>>17008338
No way

>>17008310
either you are too skinny
or she wants pizza
or it was a jokey comment
or it was a flirty comment

It's so vague and contextual you'll never know.
I'm leaning on a combination of all of them

>>17008310
If you try to read into the subtext of everything you will be having an imaginary relationship

It either means you're too skinny or she's really in to you. Some girls really want to fatten their men up. If she cooked it for you it would most likely be the second. Now you're just gonna have to stress about it.

>>17008310
Is she a landwhale? Could be insecure.

or

You're actually skinny

>>17008338
Damn this guy is good

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she's saying you're twiggy boy. either she's "negging" you or she really think's you're a fuckboy

Why are you event thinking twice about shit like this? It was probably meant as a joke but even if it wasn't, who cares.

Nothing. Literally nothing. You're getting free pizza dude!

How much did she insist? There's a possibility she just felt like eating pizza and there's a possibility she was passing judgment. We don't know unless you tell us how much she was insisting. Did she repeat herself three times or more? Did she frown, did she make threatening gestures, did she become angry when you disagreed? What makes this random comment significant to your eyes?