>new girlfriend has a very hairy ass crack uhh, how do i

Had a similar situation with my ex, OP.

There's only one way to do it, just be upfront and respectful. Next time you're alone with her (at home) throw her the : "Can I ask you something, and this might sound weird" and tell her that you've noticed some personal hygiene issue. Try phrasing it gently like "would you maybe consider hair removal in certain area's", maybe call it "distracting" during sex rather than gross or disgusting.

It might also help if you find (or invent) something about your own personal hygiene which you have or used to have or plan to work on to make her feel less awkward about it.

In any case, you're just going to have to bite the bullet on this one. Chances are though, that if she's a cool girl, she won't be offended or depressed, just embarassed, which isn't the end of the world

>>17001765
>maybe call it "distracting" during sex
That's probably the best approach, but women are so self conscious that even that will probably leave her butthurt.

>>17001264
That's fucking hot tho.

Quit being such a little bitch.

If you have a hairy ass crack too you can't really complain op. Dont be a hypocrite

op you should say something like "oh wow, I didn't know girls grew hair there!"
That will leave her self conscious enough to I shave it without getting mad at you because you're "just a dumb boy"

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>>17001264
wait till she falls asleep and shave her ass

you can ask her if she's happy with your own choice of pubig grooming. chances are she will ask back.

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Lick the shitty hairy asshole u fkn pleb this is 2016. Get with the times u cunt. Clean her in the shower and fuck her asshole and say nice crack beard baby and make sure to creampie her anus.

>>17001264
Just tell her you would have easier access if she was hairless down there. It's not offensive at all and it shouldn't make her butthurt

>>17003077
Kek do this and post reaction

>>17003077
what is he, 12? horrible advice

Fuck just tell her that you have a shaving fetish. rub that ass and pussy into shaving cream and get started. When youre finished you should fuck her so it doesnt feel that weird for both of you. SHAVING FETISH IS ACTUALLY A THING !!!!