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How to fake a resume?
What are some good things to put on there that are noteworthy and hard to verify, but also easy to bullshit if asked to elaborate?
I am a crippled recluse and can't work 99% of entry level minimum wage jobs. Have full use of my upper body, but I am confined to a wheelchair.
>I can't work in any restaurants, fast food or otherwise.
>I can't work in any manual labor.
>I am a disfigured eyesore and my personality is shit, so I can't work in stores or sell anything.
Literally all I can do is sit at a desk and type. But I can't even get an interview for even the most menial entry level positions that involve sitting at a desk.
I have a useless bachelor's degree, though I did get perfect grades and academic honors/distinction... I have absolutely no work experience though and nothing in the way of extra curricular stuff, volunteer stuff, etc.
Literally all I can put on my resume is that I went to school and did well, nothing else.
Thanks
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Don't have an answer OP, I'm interested too
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That's a really hard situation. May be you can try cultivating some skills like writing, drawing, modeling, music and/or programming. But you are advised it will take a lot of time until you hit the spot.
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Become a software engineer op
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>>16986120
You can be steven hawking
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>>16986462
Or dance, oh wait...
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>>16986120
Call center?
I work in one and we have a
Guy like this, doesn't even have properly shaped hands to hold phone so he just uses speaker
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>>16986120
Get a resume guide or find resume help sites and look at a "skills-based resume". You don't have to have held a job to be good at research or writing or analysis of source materials, for example.
Off the top of my head, how about law librarian, corporate records office, researcher, copy editor, etc?
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Research a company that recently went bankrupt, and use them . as your only job experience if you have none
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>>16986120
You have to manipulate and tailor your resume to every position you are applying for.
Look at the description/qualifications in the posting. Look for any word in the posting that you can stretch your skills/experience to the absolute limit and claim you know how to do those things.
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>>16986120
Before you even start, i'd recommend some form of counselling.
>i am a disfigured eyesore
Wtf is this? Not having use of your legs doesn't make you less of a human being and it doesn't make you ugly.
>and my personality is shit
PRO TIP: the only people who don't secretly believe this to be true of themselves are total arseholes.
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