My crush's birthday is coming up, what should I gift her,

A nice moleskin notebook.

You're setting yourself up to be called a creep.

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>>16974075
Get that bitch a 1911

First you should get to know her, then get a gift.

At first I was like a book in the genre she likes. But then I re-read the
>crush
part. Don't do it anon.

Get her a diary dated from last year.
Fill in form you point of view of watching her life.

>>16974079
Wew, a legit suggestion! That's a pretty decent idea actually.
>>16974082
How will she call me a creep when I'll just mail it to her?
>>16974089
B-but I'm too scared to talk to her, anon...
>>16974092
Well, I'm not 100% sure I'll do it yet. Or maybe I'll send her a dildo just to troll her instead.
>>16974097
Qeq, I actually have a diary of me stalking her, dating 3 years back. LOL I'm actually sorta considering doing this now, though I dunno how I could send it anonymously...

>>16974182
Dude wtf thats creepy as shit. Not to mention gay that you keep a diary

>>16974182
if you have any hope of ever getting to know her better (and her knowing you as well) don't do it.

>>16974330

>3/29/2016 anon on 4chan told me it is gay to keep a diary. I am now considering whether I should burn this diary or commit Sudoku (no point in living if you're gay.)

>>16974336
I pretty much don't. And if I do become socially un-retarded enough to have a chance, I would have already found another crush by then, I'm sure.

C'mon guys, this is 4chan.. at least post some troll suggestions of what to send her. Just gotta be cheap because I'm a >poorfag

>>16974075
Dude, if you don't know her, don't give her a gift. It's creepy and weird. I know you don't want to talk to her, but it's the only way to get to know her, which you need to do

>>16975240
I've given up on trying to talk her, I'm just too much of a pussy. There's like 0 chance of me ever even becoming her friend, so I might as well not even try. So I'm just gonna send her either a normal gift or maybe something to troll her. We're never gonna see each other anyway.

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>>16974084
This guy gets it

>>16975303
I would, but it's too expensive and you would need a license or some shit. Pegasus can't even suggest a good troll gift :(

>>16975309
A 1911 will never cheat on you