What do I say to a girl at a first date when she asks about college/job

you're fucked OP, sorry

here's the solution:
>get liposuction
>practice acting confident
>lie about having a job

I didn´t go to college, I learned *insert here* in high school and I focused on *insert here* (but be honest with what you focused on or are good at)

As for jobs, again truth. Searching for something that will interest me and will be sufficient or searching for something until I decide the best carreer path....

If you don´t want a job/career, I don´t have an advice - not a good way to live, not a good thing to tell...

Anyway, just be honest, but try not to seem like a slacker/leecher. Be honest and act on what you say afterwards...

>>16954489
How much fatter is way fatter? because thats not fair to the girl if your like 30 pounds or noticeibly larger then the picture, think of it from her perspective she might be trying for a relationship while your lying and trying to fuck her. Doesn't sound like a good thing to do if your a decent human being, if not then fuck it go for it

>>16954521
thanks! what about the second thing?

>>16954572
30 pounds

>>16954489
>tinder

lmao enjoy ur 2/10 landwhale

>>16954798
she has pink hair too

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>>16954489
So should I smoke weed or drink before the date?
I'm a nervous reck. I've been puking the last 3 days every morning.