Every time I shit there's a little bit left inside that

>>16942550

- wipe with wipes instead of tp, they are better for digging into your butt after the turdling (dont put wipes down the toilet though)
- shit right before a shower and fish that little puppy out with your fingers
- have some patience on the can and keep pushing till you get the whole thing out

>>16942550
usually, when I feel a shitstorm coming, i try to wait as long as possible before i hit the toilet


if i were to shit at first onset, it would be all loose and watery... however, if i wait a few hours, it gets all tight and compacted and slides out smooth as silk with a clean break

but definitely use wet wipes instead of tp... its fucking 2016

>>16942550
Fuck that, I sit on the toilet until that little shit comes out.