Whenever I get diarrhea I get the urge to people's heads

>>16913735

*HOLD. I get the urge to hold people's heads under my shitting ass.

>>16913735
You shouldn't be getting diarrhea so often that this is becoming a problem. Fix your health bro.

HELP ME YOU FUCKING YUTZES, ALL OR'LL HOLD YOUR HEADS UNDER MY SHITTING ASS

>>16913752

I know, but that's the physical issue, in fact I just shit my bed waiting for replies, but the mental issue is what I'm asking about today.

>>16913735
It's a fetish embrace it or shun it forever. It's the only way. If you don't want to think about it bring a phone into the bathroom and watch the least sexual thing you can think of.

>>16913769

It's not sexual, my penis is tiny contemplating this.

>>16913761
What the fuck dude what's wrong with your ass?

>>16913785

Nothing, I just tried to hold it in too long.

>>16913777
That makes things easier then. Watch TV while on your phone and stop eating so much shity Mexican food. It'll pass with time, it's probably just a morbid curiosity, I contemplate murder of most people I know every day, and most of them are still alive. It'll pass if you don't think about it.

>>16913792

I hope you're right.

>>16913792

... but I don't have a smartphone. I will open the window and look out, maybe.

I believe it.

You're gross. Now I know. Now i know everybody knows.