Well lads, it's official: in about six months I'll

I'd like to know this too, specially ways to not get lonely for a spergmaster.

Bump

130,000 people is nothing. not even compared to where you're coming from. you must be a real cracker to think that's so colossal.
the only new problem you're going to have is choosing which fast food chain you want to eat at.

>You're gonna hate it
>Make friends with locals to learn the city
>Homeless people can be ungrateful as fuck
>That being said, they will help you out if you befriend and frequently help out/get food for the local ones. Just be smart about which ones you talk to
>Have fun parking
>It's really pretty on rooftops/high rises
>Your bike can still get stolen even if it's locked up
>Don't leave electronics in your car
>The city air will literally shorten your lifespan
>If you're in a park or something, avoid bums/people you see camping. Train hoppers are basically impossible to track down by law enforcement and have no qualms about robbing/raping/killing you
>Bring sleeping pills; you'll need them the first few days
>Lots of drugs
>If your pet runs away, you can say goodbye to it
>Don't smoke weed in alleys; the cops on patrol make sure to look/cruise through there
>Smile. You're always on camera

>>16912038
>>16912052
It's supposedly one of the best places to live in the USA so I'm not too worried about theft or drugs or pollution.

I'm mostly concerned about making new friends, finding good housing, learning roads, etc. I've never really driven in a city.

>>16912069
Driving is hell. Take blood pressure meds

>>16912069
Please tell me you're not moving to Oregon.