/Adv/ice how do I set up my iphone to *only* display text messages and other alerts on the pull down menu in the lock screen?
I don't want text messages vibrating or my phone lighting up and showing "Name" on the lock screen. I also want there to be some way to check that I've received messages while my phone is locked.
Yes, this is to make it easier to fuck multiple women at the same time. It's gotten pretty awkward when my phone is blowing up with texts and calls while I'm balls deep in someone else. I would like to avoid that.
One can only hope that Hell won't have cell tower availability so these fuckbois will just have to fuck the same hideous demon with vagina dentata over and over and over again for all eternity.
Cheers!
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hahaha what the fuck did i just read