I'm flying to Ontario today, and I don't usually take

why are you bringing a sd card with porn on it on a plane in the first place?

But no, probably not. They'll probably think it contains photos or something.

>>16907275
Alright, thanks. It's in my 3ds. I wouldn't bring it, but it also has some games and Smash DLC on it.

even if they took it out (which they wont) and even if they had a way to look at what's on it (which they dont) who the fuck even cares? Having porn is not a crime, they sell Maxim and shit in the airport.

>>16907300
Cool, thanks, that helps a lot.

>>16907260

You'd better take it through up your arse, bru. Modern scanners can detect porn on SD cards. The x-rays provide just enough charge for the contents to be flashed on to the screen of the customs guy. That's why you'll see some people get dirty looks from the customs guys. Those people get taken away swiftly and quietly after passing through the gate to explain their rape and bukkake fetish to the police.

>>16907391
You for real?

>>16907394

Go ahead and take the risk, if you want.

>>16907404
Sounds fake dude

>>16907260
I once carried a usb with 2GB of porn in my pocket to a fly and they didnt even find out I had it with me, I could have been carrying a plan to kill the president in there and would go clean

>>16907408
Nice, thank you.

>>16907260
Go through it and make sure there's nothing that looks even remotley dodgy on there. No animals, all the actors look well over 18, things like that.

When you consider the cost of purchasing cheese pizza, and how much of it you could fit on an sd card, putting a man on a plane to deliver it is a perfectly viable option, not to mention it's a lot more secure for both the buyer and the seller than sending it over the net. Now, if you were the man tasked with delivering it, would you put the card in a large box with "CHEESE PIZZA FEDS PLS NO LOOK" written on it, or would you shove it in something innocuous, like a DS?

>>16907418
Very true, thanks.

>>16907414
What airline is it anyway? Remember also that many airlines have different methods of security, the one that didn't find out about my pen-drive was CopaAirlines

>>16907428
Air Canada.

>>16907430
I would listen to
>>16907418

in that case, I read once that the cruelest pedophile ever existed (and is currently free from prison) is from canada

>>16907438
Cool, will do.

ITT: /adv/ giving advice to a pedo.