My GF wants to lose virginity but her hymen is too fucking tight.

Choloroform, rag. Done. Also, MAKE HER SIGN A DAMN FORM BEFORE YOU DO THIS. RECORD HER SIGNING IT.

>>16905933
she gonna wake up feeling sore the next day anyway, would not recommend op. tell her to rip it herself.

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Are you trying to put your dick up her urethra?

>It's a common mistake....

>>16905933
Those drugs are really fucking expensive.

Just use lube and warm her up a LOT first.

If she is extremely aroused, lubed up, and you two go slow, then it really shouldnt hurt.


Also don't be a fucking idiot.
She could ruin your life if she got a rape kit done and accused you of drugging and raping her.

That's a bad idea for more than one reason. If it's too tight, just use something smaller. Use your fingers until you feel like you can fit something larger in.

She's not "tight" from being a virgin, that's a myth.
She's not turned on enough, use lube.

If she's wanting you to rape her I say don't stick your dick in crazy, no sane person would want to lose their virginity that way.

>>16905940
I'm pretty sure no contract or registered consent would stop this from being a crime.
Whether she agreed to it or not, it's ultimately OPs decision for making the choice of penetrating a vulnerable person.
She would, however, also be considered guilty, for willingly putting herself in this situation. But that's it, she can only be responsible for what happened while conscious, not while unconscious.

>>16905953
>I say don't stick your dick in crazy

I agree. Solid advice. I have to tell you to fuck off on principle, though, because fuck off tripfag.

>>16905957
>also be considered guilty

Dude just shut the fuck up this is the dumbest thing I've read all day and I've spent the last hour on 4chan.

>>16905933
>So she proposed me to date rape drug her so she wouldn't feel a thing.
What could possibly go wrong?

>>16905957
>I'm pretty sure no contract or registered consent would stop this from being a crime.
In general, contracts relating to criminal acts are null and void, with a few exceptions. For instance, under English law the competitors in a legal boxing match generally can't press charges on one another, unless one of them is attacked between rounds.
>She would, however, also be considered guilty, for willingly putting herself in this situation
I take quite an interest in how laws vary in different countries. There aren't many places that both enforce sharia and offer free and uncensored internet access, but if I hd to guess I'd say your eith posting from Saudi or Iran.