What's the point of her asking where you've been and

she wants your dick in and around her mouth

politeness and or curiosity

>>16900850
Curiosity as to what?

Haha

When you ask people how X went or what they got up to on Y does it come with a hidden meaning?

>>16901211
Does it have a hidden meaning?

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>>16900831
I wanna brush her teeth!

>>16901237
Wat

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>>16901398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwMkfGbmfhI

>>16901400
What the fuck

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>>16901453
Get out normalfag

>>16900831
Its a form of flirting. A very common icebreaker actually. Its a very good trick to find out if its okay with a person. If they are willing to flirt back they respond with some statement about how they dont have a gf. And you giggle over it and then its your responsibility to entertain her.

>>16901722
What

>>16901813
>Hot date last night anon? [giggle]
>No i was busy doing [insert joke or awesome activity]
>more giggling
>ask about her life and find out if she's single
Its not that hard honestly to flirt. Girls flirt even when they have bfs. I generally go for the joke route though since the latter comes off as bragging if you dont do it right.

>>16901453
I dont get it either dont worry but I did laugh pretty hard. Is this a real sesame street song?

>>16901837
What if she invites you out to drinks at night?

>>16901861
Are you serious. Just flirt and see where things go.

>>16901863
This

I get the feeling /adv/ is about clueless people pretending to be normal people giving advice to autistic people that are even more clueless.

I mean read this fucking thread, it's the most vague shit I evere heard but apparently there's a just as vague line of advice that somehow to the op makes perfect sense.

>>16902499
Could you be more specific?

>>16902499
Thats because you are clueless. Theres no hard line of what to do. Only a virgin would think that. You have to feel the girl out and flirt. If your methods of flirting are compatible then you will make progress. If not then you wouldnt be able to keep her entertained.
The be yourself dude isnt 100% a lie. Sure you can pretend in order to get a girl to take notice. But once you actually start getting girls you realize how important compatibility is.
Stop being a virgin faggot and just be your self dude.

>>16902510
This, definitely this

>>16900846
What the shit