I have all of the symptoms of alzheimers disease. If I explained this to my doctor, what are the chances I'll be prescribed medical cannabis?
Zero
Just buy weed from highschoolers like everyone else. It's cheaper but they don't take cards.
>>16891252
Zero. Pot is prescribed in some states as a painkilller and spasm-reliever, not for alzheimers.
>>16891252
DOCTOR: I have bad news and bad news. You have alzheimers and cancer.
PATIENT: Well, at least I don't have alzheimers.