I'll try to keep this short. In June I will be leaving

>>16889594
Is she comfortable with you cuddling her? If not forget about kissing.

Besides it seems that you're in a lot of pressure, and she might interpret your desperation/body language wrongly.

But if you got nothing to lose, just confessed that you love her before you fly away to your doom.

>>16889627
No cuddling. We're just friends who share the same hobby.

So I take it I probably should just forget about this. I don't want to put her in an awkward position nor do I want to make my goodbyes awkward as fuck.

>>16889692
No there's still a small chance, and you still got some time.
Use the extra ticket trick and take her for dinner afterward. See how things goes from there.

So, wait. You're not autistic?

This is a hard sell.

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Where are you going, anyway?

>>16889738
I am not autistic. Just didn't have any experience with women growing up and things kinda rolled like that on their own.

Lets say I work in private security or something like that. And this is a job I cannot turn down for various reasons.
South-East Asia, around those parts.

>>16889729
There's the risk that it'll actually work out. Would make goodbyes kinda suck for both of us. As it is, they'll only suck for me.

And getting my first kiss with this particular girl is just the best case scenario. I just want to feel what its like to kiss so I figure it could be someone else? I feel like sex is a tall order here, but I don't think scoting a kiss is impossible. But it makes me wonder if this is just me being a dumbass and longing for something "just to get it over with".

To be brutally honest I don't know what to think of this shit. I know it seems petty and stupid but for some reason closer we get to June the more bummed I am about never having even kissed a girl.

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>>16889808
probably not a good idea:

at best she'll accept it and like it, now you guys are going to miss each other and you cant concentrate at work and youll get yourself blown up by an IED daydreaming about this girl

at the worst she will be creeped out and youll feel rejected and have lost a friend, and cant concentrate and bummed out at work, get yourself kidnapped while your feeling sorry for yourself at work and beheaded

either way youre going to die

>>16889594

Go to one of the prostitutes who kiss.

You've got nothing to lose by asking her on a date. If she turns you down, now you know. If she accepts, then see how it goes.

>>16889808

Hey, what do you know; I work in SE Asia, also! Except, I don't have some possible death attached to me. I mean, where in SE Asia even has that kind of danger attached? You're going to supplant the Philippines government in Mindanao?

You're literally autistic. When your autistic ass gets to wherever the fuck it is, make an effort to talk to women. Some woman, in one of the countries you're going to, will want to kiss you even if you're one of the most awkward dudes on God's green.

>>16889808

Ask her out, just do it.
I very much suspect that you'll regret not doing so later on, especially when you're wounded behind enemy lines while within a rebel sniper cone of vision.

>>16889594
Just ask her out casually. "Hey, do you want to go out with me on xday?" Do something insanely romantic like watching a meteor shower with hot cocoa. On the date, tell her you think she's beautiful, funny, smart, and kind. Then just go for it. Leave her a note the next day that you're going away for a while and you're not sure when you'll be back but you'll always treasure that night. End it with something relevant to your hobby or an inside joke between you two.

Best of luck, OP

>>16889956

Serious question: is this what autists think happens between two normal people?

>>16889970
That post was actually a reference to a date I had like that. Definitely remains in the top 5. Of course it didn't end the same way as suggested, that was just for some dramatic emotional impact. Women love sappy shit if it's done tactfully.