It sees like all matchmaking and online dating is centered around hobbies and activities. How do I meet a girl who just wants to be a comfy, lazy piece of shit with me?
By openly admitting that your preferred activities are comfort and being a lazy piece of shit. What, did you think that winning at matchmaking/online dating was to find someone you just admitted would be a bad fit for you? That's an even worse form of losing than never matching at all.
Plenty of women are content being lazy pieces of shit. There's a reason why pic related made its way around the girl blogs so much.