I need a way to commit suicide that is: - painless - easy - quick

1. Live a full and rich life
2. Die of natural causes, having lived a life you can be proud of
3. ????
4. Profit

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>>16626791
oh look its this thread again jpg.

>>16626791

painless and easy doesnt generally come with accident. if your brave, this method is actually painless, you just dont imagine it as such.

>start sending texts to your friends about how excited you are for NYE
>make a big list at home about your new years resolutions
>go out and buy a six inch sub
>wait til the sun starts to set
>go to the top of the largest building you can find (preferably ten stories or higher)
>take pictures of the sunset and send texts talking about how beautiful it is, how excited you are for the new year
>eat roughly half your sub
>jump off the building with phone in hand, mid text

everyone will assume you fell off by accident. the fall will be REALLY thrilling and your brain will be destroyed on impact, you wont feel a thing

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>>16626791
Try pic related.

You are so selfish... Don't you think about all the people that will miss you ? If nobody will miss you then fight for life because YES life is hard but it's also a gift. Find some friends, some moments that will make you feel something again.

AND DON'T STAY ALONE ! You are better than this.

>>16626822
how do you know he even has people that will miss him? fuck you people are so judgemental, do you even know him? OP overdose on a mix of heroin cocaine and LSD, it seems like a cool way to die. take more heroin than other drugs tho as heroin is a painkiller.

>>16626791

>-looks like an accident

Great luck cause it's new years eve today! Just drink lots and go to the shadiest bar in your town/city and start a fight with the most dangerous looking guy there and hope he has a knife.

Or just get drunk and drive off a cliff.

Lots of people get killed on new years so your death will just look like a statistic and people will forget after a month.