I'm currently NEET and living with my parents, literally

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I'm currently NEET and living with my parents, literally in their basement. I'm also stupid depressed, and in order to stave off suicide, I like to smoke weed.

My parents started really getting on my case about getting a job and moving out, but they caught me smoking once and they flipped out (understandably) and said I needed to get a job and move out asap.

I applied at a factory, which is the only place that I know off that I can work nearby that will pay me enough to afford rent and will actually hire me. I made sure that I hadn't smoked in two weeks before I went in for the drug test, and I made sure to be drinking a decent amount beforehand. I was pretty confident I was going to pass. I even got to do a day of orientation, so I figured I had passed. I went back to smoking, feeling safe in the assumption I was fine.

I just now got an email that my urine sample came back as "diluted" and I'd need to take the test again, asap. I guess I was drinking too much water.

I have no clue what the fuck to do now. If I take the test anytime soon (i.e. within two weeks), there's no way I'll pass. Do I try to postpone the test for that long?