My mother's a hoarder with a lot of money. Wtf do I do?

Call TLC and sell them your mother's addiction to hoarding for profit.

>>16617561
this

alternatively, you can buy her a trip to mexico or something and clean her house while shes gone

My uncle was the same but worth random tools.

If it's actually a problem, then you might need to have an intervention with her. It's a psychological problem. You can't just nag at her to get her to stop.

>>16617554
Hide her money in the room, and tell her the only way to find it is to organize it

Hire someone to finish making the cards.