I'm gonna ask my sister if she'll have sex with me.

hey sis want some fuck

sis u wanna bukakke over my waifu while i fap furiously

>>16610627
I'm not a weeaboo

>>16610619
>>16610627
yeah....YEAH.....YEAHH!!!!!

THESE WILL WORK OP!!!

>>16610616
Just trade some pigs with your father, Jethro

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>>16610637
then go back to reddit where you belong

>>16610645
Well right now.my account is "suspended under investigation"

>>16610616
>What's a smooth way of bringing the subject up?
I'm not sure that there is any smooth way of bringing this up.

Just start by complimenting her looks more. Say things like "you look sexy" rather than "you look nice." Be more friendly with her than usual, get closer with her. See how she reacts to all this. Ask her about her love life, talk about your own. If you're alone, tell her how it sucks to be alone. See how she reacts to all this. You'll have to move real slowly with this and tread carefully.

>>16610714
I'm the younger sibling, so wouldn't be t be ok for me to be a little forceful with her?

>>16610616
Go for it dude, tear that shit up.

>>16610616 i dont think there is a real "smooth" way of bringing up sex with your sister, i dont know though maybe just ask if she wants to fuck like right after you catch her staring at your croutch or if you catch her fingering herself, or anything like that, idk though, Good luck regardless

Get her drunk, and play truth or dare.

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>>16610616

o?

>>16610616
Walk into her room when your parents are gone, shut the door, barricade it somehow, tackle her onto the bed, rip her shirt open, pull her pants down, have as rough sex with her as you can, cum in her, tell her that if she tells anyone that she's dead, tell her you expect this every day or else, leave.

Easy.

>>16610616
Don't be disgusting. Your supposed protect and respect her, not fuck her. You might as well bang every female in your family while you're at it.

>>16611748
But I really want to have sex with her....and she did sexual acts to me when I was little so maybe she'll be Down for it?

>>16611871
Bring up said sexual acts casually, and then see where it leads.
Better if you're both drinking

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>>16611871
Then you already have some history... just go for it.
Heres a good plan:
Get caught snooping in her room, atleast twice. Just suck it up and get yelled out. The seed is planted in her head to run and protect her shit.

Prrint out a 8x10 photo of her... a sexy one is best.. but whatever.. any pic of her will do.
make sure no one is home but her... go into her bedroom and start fapping like mad... with that photo on her bed.

Make some noise so that she knows that you are in her bedroom. She will obviously go up there to catch you snooping.
She will catch you fapping.. but wait you are fapping to her picture? Da fuk
Proceed
This is how I nailed my mom's best friend milf.

>>16611941
Well, she's like mid 20s man. For context she tried to have sex with me when I was 7 that's what I mean by past experience.

I read these threads a lot but just never get it. Your sister? Fuck man.

>>16612116
Shes the only girl im comfortable around

>>16612092
Even better.. she wont be grossed out by the fapping and will then link the fapping to you holding the picture that its obvious SHE turns you on. The rest should just snowball from there.
Just say stuff to make it sound like you are this wimp and she is this all powerful princess.
She will know you are full of shit.. when you are balls deep and gorrilla fucking her. By then its too late. The next day might be awkward... just plow through like its a normal day.. Totally normal like it never happened. Then just walk into her bedroom.. and just make some noise.. she will show up.. give her a evil smile. Shit works man.. I read it in REDBOOK this mom magazine and it was some guy who wanted his wife back in his life. You just happen to be doing it for this.
Give into the darkside. Luke did...

Burn her a copy of the classic pron:
Sister Dearest, starring Tracy ( Traci) lords.
Taboo 1-6 work too.
leave strange google searches on her computer too.

>>16610737

Nah, it's rarely a good thing to be too blunt, too quickly with women. Be nice to her, have fun with her, compliment her in a way that makes her feel sexy. Warm her up to the idea. Don't just say "hey let's fuck" that's almost a guaranteed failure. Treat her like any other woman

>>16612176
Ive only had sex once...will 6.7 inches and average girth be good enough for her?

>>16612210
had a feeling you were going to post this...
shouldnt matter at all. Just be completely naked.

yeah, OP

ASK HER

instead of using nonverbal communication to slowly introduce the idea and integrate it into normalcy, then slowly upping the voltage while remaining seemingly sexually neutral so it's all deniable (especially in her own mind, because her beliefs are what matter here) in case she's revolted by the subtle suggestion.

JUST FUCKING ASK SHELL SAY YES FOR SURE