Making my bf a '7 deadly sins ' themed birthday present.

tampons.

>>16566019
He is a man

Does he exercise? Get him something that'll get him pumped.

Or tampons.

>>16566022
Oh nice idea. Maybe one of those arm sweat bands. Or an armband for his phone. Oh i like that idea.

any more though :)

>>16566021
Are you a man as well?

>>16566026
No but why would that matter. My bf will still be a mans

>>16566018

baseball bat

>>16566018
a weapon, a knife perhaps? if you're rich get him a gun. Or maybe you could give him a coupon for a day out at the gun range or some shit? depending on where you go it isn't that expensive i believe.

or maybe a whip, you can make a pretty legit one for 30 bucks and 10 hours. Gun range would probably be coolest/cheapest though, and you learn gun safety.

Knife is practical, and a gun is just awesome but most expensive.

>>16566051
>>16566018
or if your goal is to induce wrath, give him a compilation of SJW liberal stories that makes him upset. OR if he is an SJW give him a compilation of biased trump news.

or just cheat on him.

>>16566036
also a wrath based book is a good idea.

If he likes vidya buy hima violent video game. If not then get him a whip/flogger/handcuffs etc.

>>16566018

get him a prenup.

>>16566018

a 4chan pass.

>>16566064
MOOT, JUST GET OFF THE SITE ALREADY.

>>16566018
A punching bag like the Bozo bop bag.

A tape recording of your angry screams

Something spicy. Candy, food, sauce, salsa, fireball whiskey.

What are you doing for the other sins?

>>16566113

OP, do this at least as a gag gift to start it off, then lead to the real one, it'd be funny.

>>16566134
I like the hot sauce idea. My bf likes spicy.

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>>16566018

>>16566145
Go to a market or something where you can get some fancy stuff. Locally made or imported. Have fun choosing one with a funny label. Maybe one with an angry looking dude on it

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>>16566018
>Wrath

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>>16566018

Make him/get him a weapon.

Wrath? He's already got a woman in his life.

>7 presents based on the 7 sins.

A smartphone and six shirts.

>>16566018
You could buy him something nice, then let him destroy it.

>>16566223
I laughed heartily in the most inappropriate place. Thanks, anon.