Hey /adv/ I need to write a satirical speech for my english class.

Donald Trump inaugural speech.

Gun lobby

>>16559931
Present a speech on mandatory speeches.

>>16559931
>satire

Do a heavy critique on alcohol use in society and how America has too many drinks. Point out that no one should own that many wine battles and that high capacity vodka bottles should be banned.

>>16560813
This is the right idea.

There are lots of scathing, offensive things you could do.
Honestly just read the Onion, pick something and roll with it. It'll be fun.

I'm actually envious. That is a fun assignment OP. Good teacher you got there.

Maybe do a new years speech anno 2016-2017.
You could talk about current topics as if they escalated in 2016 and the election of Donald Trump.

>>16559931
attack on feminism
the bigger the better
heavy bonus if you use /pol/-tier content

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>>16559931
On Muslim immigration and people wanting to halt it. That is very controversial now.

>>16561779
this and incorporate feminists and SJW of every kind