I haven't had sex in 3 years and it's starting to get to me.
I've been thinking of hiring an escort. Has anyone here done that? How was it? Any tips for first-timers?
You can probably rent one for pretty cheap.
I accidentally got jerked off by a stripper recently
I was just trying to be pragmatic
a dance costs $40 and only lasts for one song, so only 2-3 minutes tops. But for $110 I got a half hour in the back room
of course that's the better deal.......I just didn't know what the room entailed
gently now, nice and easy
Aren't you the one looking for sex? No, you first.
Proof of legitimacy though, the main drag in Selah is a bitch to turn off of or switch lanes in during lunch rush, the park with the lake and walking trail in ellensburg is a chill place in summer minus all of the cunty little college kids with shitty gym tans and shoe laces for swimsuits, and union gap is considered part of Yakima even though it's technically it's own city.
Everyone shut up this might turn out epic
Someone please screencap this
....Is what bwings us here, today.
I dont really feel envious. it just sorta makes me feel worse about myself more than anything.
I am on the verge of becoming a hermit, I don't even want to be around others anymore. even 4chan is too much engagement for me these days.
Maybe if you refrain from referring to women as "bitches" and consider a relationship with someone something moar than "lusting after dick" you'd have positive results. I don't mean for the sake of the woman so much as how do you expect anyone to lust after you when you are projecting that mindset at them. "Bitches" know who to stay away from muh dude.
in my experience if girls don't like playfully being called bitches I don't want to be around them, it means they lack a sense of humor and take themselves too seriously
I had a gf once who I pretty much exclusively called bitch
There was a single man from Wenatchee in here? Dang, I'm too late. I really wanted some hard D in my vagina tonight.
I was a kissless virgin at 22, then I met a girl and 45 minutes later I was not kissless, a nonvirgin, that had even gone raw and got anal
then as quickly as she appeared she was gone, and I was left with nothing but fond memories and hpv