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I haven't had sex in 3 years and it's starting to get

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I haven't had sex in 3 years and it's starting to get to me.

I've been thinking of hiring an escort. Has anyone here done that? How was it? Any tips for first-timers?
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>>16532919
You can probably rent one for pretty cheap.
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>>16532928
Wow that is like, so funny
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I accidentally got jerked off by a stripper recently
I was just trying to be pragmatic

a dance costs $40 and only lasts for one song, so only 2-3 minutes tops. But for $110 I got a half hour in the back room

of course that's the better deal.......I just didn't know what the room entailed
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>>16532919
As long as you don't finance one, the mid 90's models are OK.
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>>16532919
Use theeroticreview com to weed out the ripoff and undercover cops.
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>>16532919
Where do you live? Willing too travel? I'll bang us, or find a friend who will.
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>>16533061
What are you talking about
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try 37 and then come back
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>>16533061
I'm saying that I will give you sex for free, because there are shy women looking to be banged.
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>>16533136
Ok but I'm in WA and not looking to travel.
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>>16533143
I'm in WA too, what part?
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>>16533143
>>16533151
oh gosh, its happening!
post pics!
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>>16533151
I'm in the part no one else is: 509
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>>16533160
NO WAY...what part of 509..
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>>16533143
>>16533151
>>16533160

kek

Please make this shit a thing. /adv/ is in dire need of good OC
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>>16533162
>>16533160
aw yeah, give it to her
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>>16533162
lol you gotta be kidding me

Central WA
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>>16533172
.........i........What town...........
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>>16533176
just tell me where you are
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>>16533172
>>16533176
gently now, nice and easy
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Did this seriously turn into a hook up thread?
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>>16533186
Aren't you the one looking for sex? No, you first.

Proof of legitimacy though, the main drag in Selah is a bitch to turn off of or switch lanes in during lunch rush, the park with the lake and walking trail in ellensburg is a chill place in summer minus all of the cunty little college kids with shitty gym tans and shoe laces for swimsuits, and union gap is considered part of Yakima even though it's technically it's own city.
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Also please post a pic because I don't want to suck quasimodo cock if you know what I'm saying
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>>16533201
>>16533186
ya blew it
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>>16533211
Nobody has blown anything yet, pun intended

Shhh..just watch and see what happens.
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>>16533201
What you say is true. Wow, that's fucking crazy.

Wenatchee here, but I travel to Yakima about once a month.

>>16533209
I understand and would appreciate the same
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>>16533156
>>16533167
>>16533169
>>16533188
>>16533197
>>16533211
>>16533215
Everyone shut up this might turn out epic
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>>16533222
I live around the areas I mentioned, post contact info and if you're not cunty or covered in boils we'll meet up next time you're in Yakima.
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>>16533222
Trips confirm you're getting laid
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>>16533241
Do you have kik?
Lemme create an email account or something
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>>16533250
Watch as it turns out to be a guy. As long as the dick is feminine I guess.
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>>16533270
I do but I ain't posting shit in here, drop a throwaway for me to reach you on
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What the hell is happening in this thread
Someone archive or make a screenshot story jpeg plox
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>>16533273
[email protected]
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>>16533295
Sent
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>>16533167
Wait no I'm in WA too, except I've only not had sex for like a month and I'm decent at it, choose me. Where at in WA
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>>16533330
Fuck I'm late to the party
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>this thread
Someone please screencap this
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Anyone from SoCal by any chance? Dude here
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>>16533321
Received and sent you another message through guerilla
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>>16533340
Replied
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This thread gives me a lot of life hope.
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guise! I don't need you to post pictures here, but exchange pictures and report back if you are attracted to each other

I just wanna know about the love!
I need this
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>>16533338
i'm a dude from socal too, wanna bang?
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Hey it's the female participant again. Still waiting for a response. It's Friday and I don't mind driving out to Wenatchee tomorrow.
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>>16533346
Request response
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op I'm from cashmere, can you post a face pic? Please? I'd like to get in on this. Maybe at the same time as >>16533372.
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>>16533387
Seriously you're in Cashmere? That's where I work lol
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Holy shit this is getting good
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>>16533398
Where do you work? I live out in the stix a bit
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>>16533370
Tempting but I'll pass
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>>16532919
Try not having sex in 22 years, you whiny little shit.
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....Is what bwings us here, today.
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Can true love bloom on 4chan?
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>>16533408
Don't get all salty because based OP might have a three some
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>>16533404
I work near CrunchPak, but not for CrunchPak
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Apparently, /adv/ just became /soc/.

I suppose a lot of advice threads could be simplified by someone just offering to fuck the OP.
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>>16533418
Oh sweet, I go to wvc but my cousin works near crunchpak too
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>>16533416
no, only boners
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OP here, please respond senpai
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>>16533428
what a crazy world. we should meet up sometime.
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-TyTsdQLsw
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>>16533441
Yeah totally, I'd be down for minigolf if you don't mind going down to Leavenworth
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wait is op from wa? i've fucked loads of hookers and some escorts if you want some info
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>>16533459
Op said he's from Wenatchee yes
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>>16533452
Sounds fun. You can message me at [email protected]

That's the email the other anon was messaging me at but she hasn't responded in a while
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>>16533464
NOOO TRUE LOVE MUST PREVAIL
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>>16533464
Okay I'll message you when I get home, I'm at a friends house right now.
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Is this a hookup thread now then? Enumclaw here.
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>>16533469
>include friend
>other girl responds
>op has a harem now
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This thread is fucking epic.

Any couple in the six looking to swap?
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This is weirding me out. 4chan all over the place and yet there are 5 people in this thread from WA as far as I know.
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>>16533469
Ok I changed the email then, lemme know when you're home
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>>16533486
Will do
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this thread kinda bugs me

here I have been in a depression because I can't meet people and this guy has bitches lusting after his dick in droves after making a thread
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>>16533525
The envy is oozing through my screen right now
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>>16533526
So, what is it exactly we are doing here?
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>>16533528
What do you mean?
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>>16533526
I dont really feel envious. it just sorta makes me feel worse about myself more than anything.

I am on the verge of becoming a hermit, I don't even want to be around others anymore. even 4chan is too much engagement for me these days.
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>>16533525
Maybe if you refrain from referring to women as "bitches" and consider a relationship with someone something moar than "lusting after dick" you'd have positive results. I don't mean for the sake of the woman so much as how do you expect anyone to lust after you when you are projecting that mindset at them. "Bitches" know who to stay away from muh dude.
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>>16533543
in my experience if girls don't like playfully being called bitches I don't want to be around them, it means they lack a sense of humor and take themselves too seriously

I had a gf once who I pretty much exclusively called bitch
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>>16533546
Oh, you know what I fucking mean faggot
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>>16533562
not really. I Dont go around calling girls dick lusting bitches, but I'm funposting here
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OP here. Just wanting to confirm that she emailed back. We're attracted to each other so yeah, we're going to meet up next week. Pretty excited.
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>>16533572
Fuck yeah, good on you OP!
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>>16533578
Thanks bro
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Anyone in GA?
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>>16533528
There was a single man from Wenatchee in here? Dang, I'm too late. I really wanted some hard D in my vagina tonight.
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>>16533408
that is nothing try 24 years and also being a kiss-less virgin.
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>>16533597
I still here. Nothing has happened.
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Pls post update thread/make a new one updating after you meet someone. Genuinely curious

Also, anyone in DE?
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>>16533597
Imagine if people seriously meant these things
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why the fuck does none use tinder??? I'm literally meeting someone tonight who I matched a couple hours ago.
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>>16533601
I was a kissless virgin at 22, then I met a girl and 45 minutes later I was not kissless, a nonvirgin, that had even gone raw and got anal

then as quickly as she appeared she was gone, and I was left with nothing but fond memories and hpv
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>>16533612

Thing is, a lot of people probably do. They just wouldn't say it in a public space to avoid persecution and alienation from the rest of society. We all do it.
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>>16533616
There's a correlation between using this website and being unattractive and anti-social so you tell me.
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