Does anyone know how I can get a job in Crime Scene Cleanup?

Apply.

Honestly, I'd suggest just going to your local crime scene cleaning companies and applying. I cannot imagine that there is a shortage of jobs. "Heavy-duty cleaning" and "Industrial cleaning" are also terms to look for. Your local police department may be able to point you at the companies they use.

But I am curious: why crime scene cleanup?

>>16521558
well yeah, but I mean tips on certifications
what i need/where to get it
also things i can put on the application that'll increase my chances/ prove my sanity

>>16521565
The same reason you'd pick up a job in retail, I s'pose.

>>16521565
>why clean up
decent money and job security
morbid curiosity
able to provide some comfort to victim/people related to the victim by relieving them of having to clean it up themselves

>>16521529
You want a crime scene?

>>16522168
i am the stone that the builder refused

>hey I want to be a maid but have the work be awful and get more cancers faster
why. why do you want this. just go clean rooms at a hotel, it's a better job and maybe you'll be able to move to front desk if you work hard.

>>16522432
>im pretending to be retarded the post

>>16521529
Criminal justice classes, biology classes, forensics, there are programs.

>>16522495
i dont even think you need that much
pretty sure its just a cert
http://americanbiorecovery.org/abra/crime-scene-cleaning-training

>>16521529
If they find out about your gore fetish you will never get the job.

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>>16523003
>having an al gore fetish

>>16523003
>gore fetish
?

>>16523011
gore1
[gawr, gohr]
Spell Syllables
Examples Word Origin
noun
1.
blood that is shed, especially when clotted.
2.
murder, bloodshed, violence, etc.:
That horror movie had too much gore.