I am so fucking horny right now and I can't fap because

>>16493609
>can't fap because reasons
What are the reasons?

Pay an escort for sex.
That way you don't end up being a massive prancing homo lala faggot.

>>16493617
Reasons man, reasons.
>>16493624
I don't have a lot of money for a good escort. Should I waith for the first days of december for this.

>>16493646
Tell us the reason you faggot
We can't give advice if you don't tell us anything

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>>16493709
I just broke my right hand and I dislike fap with the left hand, bro. And the doctor say to me. Don't you dare you to fap or doing fast movements in my right hand

>>16493720
Is fapping with your left hand that bad? I mean,you are talking about being so horny it's driving you crazy, it's worth the try.

>>16493723
Did you try fapping with your left hand? It's fucking awful

>>16493609
bump

>>16493723

Have you ever tried jacking off with your non-dominant hand after years and years of using yoru dominant hand?

It's pretty much fucking impossible unless you have been practicing or are ambidextrous.

OP, just find a vacuum with a nice hose attachment and have a blast.

>>16493728
>>16493893
I use both one day or the other, never even had a very "dominant" one. Oh well.

>>16493893
Yeah man. I don't want to fuck up more my right hand and I don't want to use my left hand. And currently I'm gonna date a girl but I don't wanna fuck up for being so fucking horny