Gf have a status "i love you more than pizza", what

:Did someone order extra sausage on their pie?"

>>16470738
Pizza loves me more than you. Which should I choose?

>>16470738
I love you more than two pizzas with a side of garlic bread.

>>16470738
Does KFC do pizza?

I love you so much I'd choose to bomb Boston instead of killing you.

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Is this the Krusty Krab?

I love you enough to have amazon forever recommending me things based on my purchase of a "sexy pizza costume".

>>16471262
Or... I love you enough to not make you choose between me and pizza.

Pizza only loves your hips.

>>16470738
post this as a reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCGetB0OX4g

>>16472157
And say I love you more than eggs and trains and mobile homes.