>finally meet a girl who's interested in me >tfw

>>16453514
>HURRRRR GUYS MY DICK IS TOO BIG LOL WHAT DO I L DO HURRRRRRRRRR
The humble brag is out of control. Fuck off.

>>16453528
Shut the fuck up faggot! I finally get a girl but can't even feel the inside of her pussy on my dick, so I come to this board for advice and get shit on??
Fuck you!

>>16453536
Drink some bleach, douche. That'll make your dick smaller you insufferable chucklefuck.

>>16453543
Holy shit my cock isn't even that big her pussy is just small. Take your anger elsewhere, you fucking dicklet!

>>16453548
So unless you can make her pussy bigger there is no solution to your problem and you just wanted to brag about how your dick is too big.

Fuck you.

>>16453564
Small dick detected

>>16453583
Sure pal. Small dick or not you're still a dumb nigger. Put a bullet in your head

Quality thread everyone.

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>>16453885
OP, just

Are you trying to put it up her urethra?

>>16453626
Microdick here is really pissed. Chill, dude. It's not the end of the world if you'll never be able to please a chick.

>>16453913
You can't even please a chick because your dick is too big. Oh, but you're not bragging or anything :^)

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Stop dating child-like anorexics, you pedophile.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WGVv4yzRs2

>>16453976
lel

>>16453514

You're not making her horn enough. Vaginas can stretch to fit a fucking BABY. Trust me, faggot, your cock isn't "too big" and her vag isn't "too small". More lube and you need to actually make her feel good.

hahah what a loser

lol wth are yall arguing about? some stranger asking for help? or maybe bragging about his dick? why care so much lol not like its going to affect your life in any way. desu you guys on 4chan are crazy sometimes.
*cue comments about how anon thinks he's too good for 4chan*

>>16453514
Some women are just shaped oddly. Change positions, and don't be afraid to prop her up on pillows or something.

Just because she's not developed enough to say no doesnt make her your girlfriend anon

>>16453514
Your dick isn't too big, it that she was not turned on enough, stud.

>>16454141
This.

I can barely fit a tampon in some days, you just need to butter up that muffin gude.