Stepford Pearl
A little Salty Pearl, perhaps?
>>727308
>implying she has nipples
>>727325
That's a really weird complaint to have in a porn thread.
welcome to internet
>>727663
>>727665
>>727669
>>727671
>>727673
Really nigga?
best I have
80's Pearl
pearl x greg fusion
>>727843
>>727845
sauce?
>>727665
Artist?
>>727866
Blushmallet, great fuckin' artist.
>>727308
HHNNGG
How much money does one need to have Zone make an SU parody?
>>727824
Objectively best Pearl
Is this the new SU thread?
>>727930
Pearl thread I think.
>>727325
> implying a motherfucking shapeshifter can't have goddamn nipples if she wants
>>727291
She just really enjoys doing all of those things
>>727946
JESUS CHRIST THAT THICC
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
>>727325
HEY
Is there any good Rose shit?
>>728121
>>727298
Steven has the proportions of a gorilla.
>>727958
PEARL CAN'T SHAPESHIFT
>>727884
FIND OUT SO WE CAN SPLIT THE BILL
>>728145
I'm pretty sure he usually seems to be built like one, to be honest.
>>728145
his penis doesn't
>>728842
>>728121
THIS IS A PEARL THREAD
OMG
>>728198
she can, she just doesn't
>>729328
You know i came here for the lewd Pearl. But this is my favorite picture in this thread.
>>729452
forgot my own pic
Comedy.
http://ssardonyx.tumblr.com/post/125496892384/rose-just-wishes-she-could-bake-a-cake-out-of
>>727298
The thought of Pearl being a closeted deviant/sleep rapist is really arousing.
>>727531
This gives me an erection
[spoiler]in my heart
>>727308
Oh, I'd make her a salty Pearl alright...
I know there is a funny one where she shows Steven that she is smoove as a barbie doll but I cant find it.
DAMN IT!
Go to bed Pearl, you'r drunk.
>>729819
this
>>728214
Okay so is someone making a kickstarter/offbeatr/something for this because I am ready to donate as we speak.
>>730904
>Yellow Diamond
>Not sixty feet tall
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT, IT'S SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
For real, Pearl is definitely the best gem
>>730964
The fact that Garnet is literally 2 lesbians fused together is pretty neat though
WE POST BECAUSE WE MUST!
>>730978
TO POST PORN ON A SHITTY IMAGEBOARD, IT IS OUR DESTINY
>>730979
Seriously though, say what you will about that-site-which-must-not-be-named-because-site-filters, the 5-images-a-post thing was fucking awesome, made dumping porn a breeze
>>730981
>>730982
Having all this porn on my computer probably isn't good for me to be honest
>>730976
This is now a Ruby/Sapphire thread
>>730984
The very thought of me dying without all this shit being wiped off my hard drive chills me to the bone. Maybe I should rig an IED to my heart, so the second I die my computer explodes.
>>730990
continuing to post
>>730987
Honestly I wouldn't mind so much if YOUR PHOTO WASN'T FOR FUCKING A N T S
>>730993
One day this shit will catch up to me.
NOT TODAY, THOUGH
>>730995
Alright niggas, I gotta go to bed, it's 3 AM here in the BIG APPLE
see you niggers tomorrow
>>730976
Garnets owns too, but what I like best about Pearl is that she's an obedient little bitch
>>730976
Okay so I've thought about this amd I have to ask: are the crystal gems an entire race of space lesbians?
>>731041
Gems, yes
They're an alien species of sentient gems that project hard light bodies and weapons that all happen to be feminine though technically genderless
Crystal Gems are/were a rebellious faction during the first Earth war
>>731041
As far as anyone can tell, yeah. They can also fuse together to become even bigger lesbians.
>>731041
Well, Rose is bi, at least
>>731085
Anyone who can read Hangul care to translate?
>>731041
>>731056
Sssort of. I know that for some reason the fandom gets bitchy about this, but Gems do not have a concept of gender; they reproduce by digging holes in the ground and injecting some weird goo into the cavity, which then grows into thousands upon thousands of gems; which literally pop up out of the ground as fully mature adults. They only look female to humans because our females are the gender they more closely match. Gems have no males and no concept of sexuality, although they do understand romance and intimacy.
So it's not so much that they're women who want to fuck other women, they're just an alien species that prefers to have sex with one another, and they all look female.
Rose is the weirdo for fucking outside her species, not her gender.
>>731170
>for some reason
That part of the fandom are tumblrinas. Rebecca Sugar's mentioned that it's possible for a Gem to express their physical form as a male, but they just.... haven't.
>>731633
Guess female it's the default. If they have no concept of gender they all look female because that's what they know, and call each other "she" because apparently aliens invented english? What i'd like to know if it's there's a gem with completely male characteristics, including voice.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_sdGPCco7GU
>>731001
I'm back, almost exactly 12 hours later!
>>732055
>>732060
http://prismblush.com/comic/gem-dom-pg-18/
has noone mentioned gem dom??? check the link^^^
>>728198
She absolutely can, and does. Read the comics pleb.
>>732493
More like this?
last episode
POSTIN PEARL AT 3 AM, WOO
>>727298
Connie is enjoying this way too much.
>>729457
>>733006
cant find more pearl so heres amethyst
>>731005
can we get more pearl dicksuckin i have not seen much of that
>>732493
>>734220
Be careful, Anon!
>>735310
would it be worth it?
>>734220
I don't care if it feels like an angel's lips that's fuckdamn terrifying
>>735310
Would you?
>>735310
It's the other way around
Jesus
Insulting murdercock
>>727325
>what is shapeshifting
/r/ing more greg/pearl
>>730990
Just download truecrypt and don't write down the password.
https://www.grc.com/misc/truecrypt/TrueCrypt%20Setup%207.1a.exe
>>736807
Seconding
>>736807
Oh no, Greg!
Wait, everything's fine. He clearly has a safety tether.
you do not defined wich
>>737611
gems left behind their physical form like rose
>>734220
Great, now every time I see a rock i'll think clit
>>727277
Here you go
>>728145
getcha dick out for harambe you fucking faggot
>>727983
oh boy
14/10
When watching the show, does anyone else wonder how beings that are thousands of years old can be so emotionally infantile?
I know the answer is 'because plot', but it pisses me off sometimes.
>>739444
Well none of them really grew attached to anybody on earth before Greg showed up. Also, Steven is Rose's kid so it makes sense.
>>731633
I hope it never comes to that. I've seen enough cringey "gemsonas" using 8th person pronouns for on lifetime.
>>739444
Agreed.
>>739444
No answer except for plot makes sense, unless Rose deliberately made them emotionally young and attached to her.
What pisses me off more is how Steven is just perfect now. Everyone loves him and he's completely kind and loving, and now he's getting gem strenght and speed. Even for mundane things he's perfect. Apparently he can play piano, drive and cook like an expert.
>>740144
Meh. He's been studying music forever. I'm willing to cut them slack for the whole playing-piano thing.
As for cooking, who's going to cook for him? Amethyst is the only Gem that eats regularly, and her favorite foods seem to be things that aren't strictly food.
The driving, that I will give you. Even if Kevin's a shitty driver, there's still no reason for that kind of performance without at least Driver's Ed.
As for him being perfect, last episode he ruined Ronaldo's best shot at romance. And it was hilarious because Ronaldo. Episode before that he violated Lars' privacy in an extremely intimate way and embarrassed him in front of everyone he knows. Nobody cares because Lars is awful, but still.
>>731170
The better question is why would aliens have boobs
>>740684
Magic
>>741215
*Snort snort*
>>740144
Do you remember season 1. Steven was a total screwup who couldn't do anything. Re the driving maybe that was Connie. She seems the type who would have at least read about the best way to do something, or Sean drifting in a movie.
>>740586
I felt bad for Laramie's poor parents.
>>741895
>Laramie
Can Lars' life get any worse?
There's this one Pearl pic, original artstyle, where she's, like, revealing herself and shit. It was hot. There was a dialogue bubble with her saying "Why would you want to see me naked?" or something like that.
>>740144
Dude, he's always had gem strength, and he's still not aware of it, at all. At the end of the first season, he punched Greg's dash so hard it made the airbag deploy! He was effortlessly carrying Sour Cream and Marty's gear, and if he were aware of his strength, he wouldn't have passed the box to Sour Cream the way he did.
Also, not everyone loves him. Lars is irritated by him, because he's earnest and Lars is a try hard, and he's always breaking Mister Smiley's shit. And then there's Kevin... but Kevin's a cunt.
>>739444
>help why do these aliens not conform to human emotional standards?
>>741895
Jesus, I know. They seen like really sweet people trying to do their best.
>>740684
So, here's one of the big elephants in the room of the fandom: They don't. Seriously, I mean it. Look at the Gems' designs compared to those of human females. Vidalia's got tits. The Pizza Twins have tits. Garnet doesn't have tits, her upper torso is a squashed sphere positioned forward on her body to suggest a feminine shape without actually having tits. They're all like this, abstracted shapes to suggest femininity. The only exception is Rose, but she's the exception that proves the rule, Rose was fascinated by humanity, so of /course/ she would try to be as human as a 9-foot-tall pink alien can.
Very few fan artists draw them like this, even the non-porn ones. And frankly I don't mind that because it's fun that way.
>>738041
anon pls
>>741973
They do conform to human emotional standards, but those standards put them at the emotional intelligence of children
>>729319
When she changed clothes in that beach episode that was shapeshifting
>>744991
9/11
Lost my shit
>>736807
Christ, it's like a giant fucking noodle.
>>736807
>Greg in the last panel
Hey wait a minute that looks like the Garbage Ape from Heathcliff...
>>734220
>And here's my priceless geode collecti-OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE
I'm not allowed near shiny rocks any more.
>>745095
you know the artist did a finished version of this, right
>>745288
no i didn't
thanks for showing me
>>739444
Gem culture is a rigid hierarchical structure devoid of desire and emotional intimacy. Gems are expected to see themselves as disposable and cold, expressing emotion only when it serves their caste in society. The crystal gems are still a fairly recent and the only significant departure from the brutal totalitarian regime that gem society has become. Thus, the crystal gems and the "humanity" they represent is why they are the good guys in the show. The whole point is that gems become crystal gems because they are captivated by the nuances of love and beauty found on Earth. They may make bad humans (and a lot of the show's humor derives from that) but they are learning what it means to have positive individuality, turning away from the autocratic collectivism that gem culture represents.
>>733399
Ayy my art
>>745412
This, but Also: Rose was the only gem that was driven to involve herself in the nuances of human culture. The other Crystal Gems are content to kick back at the Temple until a monster attack happens. They have been reduced to four for the better part of five thousand years, and if you're not driven to socialize outside of such a tight circle, your personality is probably going to stagnate pretty hard.
Same reason why the gems have such a tenuous grasp of Earth Culture, despite being there basically at the start of it and not having exposure to any other.
>>730990
Source?
>>731839
Oh! This one's an oldie!
>>730964
The things I'd do to get inside this Gem of a woman!
I'm not much for Gems with dongs, but anything that involves Pearl getting anal is automatically fine by me!
>>747484
Delicious...
>>727296
UNF.
Source?
>>747486
I'd love to give Pearl a nice cream filling...
"Kiss from a Rose" would be an ideal song to play while rockin' Pearl's world!
Source: bara-besos.tumblr.com
*slurp*
Source: parsnippan.tumblr.com
Get the hell outta here, Lion! Pearl should be snugglin' with ME.
>>747499
>>747501
Thanks for actually including sources!
thisblogisterrible.tumblr.com
>>747505
Lunch and dinner...
>>747507
>>747509
I'd love for Pearl to teach me some... lessons...
>>747510
Yummy
>>747512
Just imagine lickin' up that salt...
>>744877
The Hot One, indeed...
>>731069
Aw! You beat me to it!
Carbonoid does the best Pearls.
>>727983
I like thicc as much as the next guy but I really love when people draw pearl (and amy) in 'correct' proportions.
>>727870
Both adorable AND sexy as Hell!
>>747518
A sweaty Pearl is the best Pearl
>>747541
Couldn't agree more!
what would pearl think if she saw this thread?
S.L.B knows who's best Gem
>>747541
Pearl may be lean, but SHE GOT A BOOTY.
>>747551
oh boy
that pose, that face.
>>747562
Sorry. Art by cavitees.tumblr.com
>>747560
B-B-BLUE LIPS.
*bites fist*
>>747541
mxbeen.tumblr.com
>>747572
Unf. Can you get me a source on that?
shacklefunk.tumblr.com
Pearl will be the end of me
tashiecake.tumblr.com
>>747518
>>747562
I just wanna stuff my face in her EVERYTHING.
>>747563
oliviajoytaylor.tumblr.com
>>747518
Pearl in shorts~~
revolver-d.tumblr.com
Anybody got lewds of Waitress Pearl?
>>747560
>>747566
bumbleshark.tumblr.com
>>730978
Legz for dayz
spicy-gem.tumblr.com
>>747562
illiustrate.tumblr.com
>>733017
I really wish Earl could've had Bob's outfit
shamserg.tumblr.com
>>747542
>adorable
I hear that!
Rose is beautiful and all, but if I were Greg, I would've put all my power into trying to get into PEARL'S pants!
I nutted.
l-sula-l.tumblr.com
>>747628
PEARL IS THE BEST!
*echos*PEArl is the best...
>>747626
Imagine suckin' on those feet...
>>747572
DANG. Source??
>>727288
T H I C C . Source??
Are you guys really gonna let this thread die so soon?
ichiboo on tumblr
Mmm... I know something else Pearl can clench with her hands...
ksuriuri.tumblr.com
>worst design gets all the porn
>>748236
What a waste of life Jay Marvel is...
Pls dont let this thread die
>>749511
uhhh k
Armalcolite knows what's up! I'd NEVER pull out of her tasty crevices!
by bexux.tumblr.com
Reminder that Pearl is for sodomizing.
>>727277
Is that screenshot from an actual episode or what?
>>727813
dank ahegao
>>728846
kek
>>738097
dicks out for Harambe
>>730990
Me and all my roommates have standing oaths to wipe each others hard drives if any of us die.
>>751605
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
(Source: goingdownmycase.tumblr.com)
I'd like to Go Down PEARL'S Case!
>>749556
*slurp*
Source?
>>747542
>>747626
See, this looks like a Gem who needs a good dick inside of her!
I'm a simple man.
I see Pearl, I get horny.
brideake.tumblr.com
>>731054
Source?
>>747478
>>747492
Source: carbonoid
>>747562
ber00.tumblr.com knows it, too!
>>751997
HOLY--
midsummernightsdreamer on tumbler
>>747634
God stop fucking talking about the pictures just post it what the fuck is wrong with you, you awkward fuck
>>731633
HOLY FUCK THAT GARNET.
SOURCE NOW.
>>748463
oi