Robot Thread

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Smut or not, I love robots.

Robots that are actual people.

Love 'em.

If we lived in a world where you can custom design your perfect robofu what would they look like?
What kind of "special features" would they have?

>>606601
>>606602
>Porn of the new spider medabot
Great, the world needs more robot monstergirl porn.

God damn these threads make me want a robot style sex doll. I don't suppose anyone actually makes those?

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>>606634
Still a few years off sadly.

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>>606634
>tfw people will keep making horrifying uncanny valley monsters instead of cute as fuck robutts

>>606579
One like
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>>606778
Y E S !

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>>606778
>robot vore
Goddammit! I don't need another fetish!

>>606778
>>606276 → #
This one got me good.
There's just something about having this big, sexy, powerful, and yet loving creature going about her daily business while you remain tucked away inside her.

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>>606869
But Anon, look at that poor, flat, empty belly!

>tfw will never be the qt robot girl

Vore fags pls leave

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>>606999
Agreed.

>>606999
No.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FL5g_-tEpQw
>tfw you realize that Galeon had to swallow Gai for their combination

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Fun fact: we're only a couple threads away from the big 2-0. We've been flopping our disks since December, way back when the thread was solely for robot girls.

>>606579
Warm and soft, who will stay up with me till I fall asleep

>>606869
>>606974
>Robowaifu always complains about her empty, flat belly and reminds you how nice and comfy it is in there when you leave
>Sends you provocative pics when you're filling her up
I didn't know I needed this too

>>607038
>provocative pics
>pic of your legs dangling from her mouth
>pic of you filling her mouth with her cheeks puffed out
>pic of her swallowing, her throat bulging with your form
>pic of her stroking her now empty throat with the caption "goes down smooth ;3"
>pic of her luscious tits propped on her belly
>pic of her engorged, lover filled stomach
>pic of her rubbing her tummy with the caption "tasty! :9"

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I just wanted comfy looking stomach-like sacs that also doubled as 15 ft. tall RVs. Now there's >>607038 and >>607061 filling in the unnecessary parts to make it a generic vore fantasy.

>>607070
It's okay, anon. It happens to the best of us.

>post about gentle femdom
>other anons turn it into hardcore slavery hatefucking

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>>607070
It's all true, mate.
Just do what makes you happy!

>>607070
>giant robot women not only want to swallow you, but also want you to live inside them where they can pamper you nonstop
>generic

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>>607061
>send her back a pic of you being comfy and stroking the inside of her belly
>include the caption "cozy~"

>>607061
I am going to admit I was thinking more like >>607070 as well, I just posted >>607038 to emphasize she enjoys having you in there

>>607070
I'm all for talking about 15ft tall qt RV waifus, it's more the being cozy inside her that does it for me than the eating

>>607111
>Not just snuggling up in her belly and letting her watch you with the internal camera

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I really hope this vore stuff doesn't turn out like ASFR did.
>>607086
I remember back when there were towergirl threads on /v/ there was some guy who wrote greentext about that exact kind of thing but with dragon princess.
So I'm going to say it's a generic vore fantasy too.

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I managed to find 2 other robot doujins on pixiv.

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First one.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51917113

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Second one.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51930845

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I don't read japanese so I don't know where you can buy them but just letting you guys know.

>>606778
T1NA and CHELL-C had been friends since they'd met in the production center. It's easy to bond when you have so much in common.
They were both typical of their model. Towering, beautiful Caretaker and Companion models with a number of personal modifications.
T1NA was a chrome titan with a smooth, provocative design. Her body was lush and decadently curved. She wore tight, black clothing that proudly displayed her form. Her optics were almond shaped, quite expressive, and an incandescent red. Her largest and most prominent feature was her massive midsection, engorged with the presence of her owner, lover, and charge.
CHELL-C couldn't have been more different from her counterpart. Just as gigantic, but with a tight, streamlined, aerodynamic design that spoke of speed and athleticism. She was bright red and preferred to go nude. Her optics were wide, round, emerald green lenses above her smooth faceplate. Her taut, synthetic tummy was, to her chagrin, utterly empty.

>continue?

>>606999
We've had particular discussions and fetishes become prevalent over the course of a whole thread or even multiple. It would be in poor form to reject relatively inoffensive ones like this out of hand

However. Don't become a cancer, vorefags. Keep yourselves in check.

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>>607233
Consider us warned!

>Note: The included picture was added for ironic purposes only

>>607208
Please do.

>>607258
Right!
Gimme a bit.

>>607233
Have you ever heard of the phase "give someone an inch and they'll take a mile"?

Vorefags are like that too. Go pure robogirl or go home, otherwise it'll be ASFR: Vore Edition.

>>607269
I'm not here to organize a witch hunt

Let's not immediately devolve into screaming apes and try to keep up the relatively good feel of these threads, eh?

I know it's tough, but keep in mind that you probably ought to make your own thread for your fetish discussion if it starts to over run another

>>607299
Time to oil up

>>606561
I've seen this style of robogrill before

Where are they from?

>>607208
I would not be opposed to it

>>607208
It was a cool and lethargic day in autumn when T1NA and CHELL-C were strolling through a mall department store. Racks of shoes and clothing were spread out neatly within, ranging in sizes from small children's to the massive measurements of the Caretaker and Companion (C&C) models.
There were few people in the store with them, human or otherwise. A bright green C&C with a full midsection was eyeing up a pair of enormous, neon purple pumps while a nursery model and her owner were picking out baby booties.
CHELL-C was being strangely quiet that day. She was usually extremely verbose, rattling off about some trend she had picked up on or some attractive human or synthetic that had caught her eye. It was honestly putting T1NA a bit off.
They had stopped in front of a rack of t-shirts. T1NA had wanted to buy her partner something new to wear, and this store had them on sale.
"I'm so jealous." CHELL-C said suddenly.
Looking up from examining a shirt with some band name on it, T1NA gave her friend a concerned look.
"About what?" She asked.
"About you," She said and gestured at T1NA's full belly. "and him."

>continue?

>>607361
Just write the damn thing and post in in a pastebin

Don't string us along with this episodic bullshit nigga.

>>607363
Right! Better idea!
I'll see to it!

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>>607161
She's cute.

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I hope you guys are okay with a little bit of hyper because I'm posting some.

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Start off with some inoffensive stuff.

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I know some of you guys are into glazed donuts so here you go.

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And the last 2 combined.

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This one might be where I start losing some of you guys.

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Probably most of you by now.

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Here the combo with the less puffy vulva.

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And the finally.
So which did you guys like and which did you hate?

>>607469
I got nothing for or against hyper, but you really didn't need to repost 8 minor variations of the same image.

>>607462
This with smaller labia majora would be perfect

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>>607508
If we're being pedantic assholes about this then Op didn't need to make this thread and you didn't need to make that post either.
So shut up and post more robots.

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Where did all the jenny fans go?

>>607315
Looks like the Fairlion from Super Robot Wars.

>>607469
hypercunt

that's all

>>607553
they still lurking at /co/

>>607561
Fairlion G specifically.

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>>607340
>>607469
Perfect in every way.

>>607574
You got any bimbots that also make coffee?

>>607521
They've got a point, nigga

If it's basically the same image with only minor variation posted more than five times, I think we'd all prefer to have a link to an imgur or a tumblr than having the image count burned so quickly

I already told a nigga to present his vorefag shit in a pastebin instead of however many individual posts, so don't get the idea that it's any more personal than it is, alright

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>>607610
That argument doesn't work either.
It would only be a problem if we hit image limit before autosage which almost never happens.
Also I can't help but notice you didn't post a robot either.

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Remember to grope your slutbots daily or else they become self-conscious.

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>>607625
>>606531

Just last thead hit bump limit before autosage, so that's why I'm bringing it up mang, so don't be a wallaby

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>>607640
No it didn't you dunce.
It hit image limit 45 posts afterwards.
Do you not understand what autosage is?

Hey! Hi! Robot vore writefag here!
I finished the story and I'm sure it's mighty flawed, but it's here if anyone is interested.

>Caretakers and Companions
http://pastebin.com/NEBe2W1y
(Robots, giantess, vore, friendship, jealousy, sadness, comfort)

Give me comments! Give me criticism! They are the only way I'll ever improve.

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>>607640
>hit bump limit before autosage
Okay I just reread your post and obviously you don't know what autosage is.

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>>607647
Remember to post the link in the titanpad.
We really need more robo smut in there.

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I really want a modular sexbot.

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>dig the through archive and quickly skim through the early /aco/ robo threads
>some of the first posts are people complaining about furry

Shitposting. Shitposting never changes.

ADDITIONALLY I ended up stumbling upon some pics of that qt robogirl oc that was being discussed in the last thread so I'll go ahead and post those now.

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>>607579


>All this Proxy
A good thread.

>>607647
That was far more emotional and far less smutty than I was prepared for.

>>607647
Neat

Not my type of thing, but it's appreciated nonetheless

>>607553
eaten by vorefags

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>>607667
I'll keep posting proxy as long as you keep making more sexy bimbots.

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>>607666
>>607668
>>607669
Did the artist for this just straight up die?
Haven't seen them in forever.

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Proxy a shit. lol.

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>>607740
Pretty sure the images were all drawn by different artists. As for the creator of the character, I have no idea.

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>UHHHH!
>THICKER!

>>607752

>>607742
>>607749
This is about as thicc as I care to go

Fucking hell. That skirt, those pantsu, my dong's going crazy

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>>607740
Apparently her name is M.I.A.

How ironic is that seeing as how her creator is missing in action. Someone should adopt her :3c

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>>607742
Thats some shit taste you have there my friend.

>Relaxing in your giant robot girlfriend's incredibly plush and comfortable belly
>Just dozing
>Suddenly something cold, hard, and wet lands on your stomach
>Nearly jump out of your skin
>You look to find out what hit you
>An ice cube
>Her stomach shakes and you can hear the sound of her laughter
>The view screen comes to life, streaming a live feed from her optics
>She's looking at a large tub full of ice cubes and giggling impishly
>Oh no
>She lifts the tub
>"Bottoms up, honey!" She crows
>Light spills down on you as she opens her mouth and relaxes her throat
>She up-ends the tub into her mouth, gulping down its contents
>Your world becomes ice, shouting, cursing, flailing, and the sound of her raucous laughter
>You have been thoroughly pranked

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>>607778
So fite me.

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Does having a robot girlfriend preclude having a human girlfriend?

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>>607793
Nah.
Living with such shit taste seems like punishment enough buddy.

>>607767
what are you talking about
Ettore still stops by from time to time

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>>607789
Is this her?

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>>607810
Because she's seems the type.

>>607808
Really?
I haven't seen him.
Maybe it's just because he hasn't drawn anything for so long.

>>607808
Their last post was in February.

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>>607834
Maybe he hangs out in the IRC or on skype or wherever artists circlejerk nowadays.

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>>607666
Link to the thread?

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A gift to the vorefags for good behavior.

Keep it up.

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>>607721

>>607885
More camera heads, plox

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It's not my imagination right these threads have gotten faster recently, haven't they?

We used to go through 2 threads a month now we're filling up 2 threads a week. What happened? Is it because that thread on /trash/ brought in a buncha new traffic or something?

>>607789
>the dangers of dating someone larger, hornier, hungrier, and naughtier than you

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>>607905
Personally I'm here more then usual because there was a sudden uptick in robot porn being made.
Quite the opposite to the xeno threads where we seem to be going through a major content drought right now.

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Found another doujin.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=40322239

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>>607910
#worth

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What I'm getting from this thread:
>meeting giant rosluts
>living in their roguts
>worshipping their robutts

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>>607904

>>607884
Don't encourage them. Besides, those aren't even robots- they're anthropomorphic personifications. They shouldn't have been posted here in the first place.

Am I the only one who noticed that fact?

>>607980
You ever tried designing a jury-rigged sexbot?
Like something that obviously wasn't made for sex but someone has redesigned for the purpose either out of desperation or just for the sake of fetishizing everything.

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>>607988
You act like something can't be a personification and a robot at the same time.
You're not actually stupid enough to imply something like that right?

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>>607966
Basically.

All are welcome.

Simply cause no trouble.

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>>607553
Present.

>>607816
>>607834
Weird, I remember seeing him more recently.
I haven't been in the IRC lately but I have talked to him more recently than that before he left the Skype conversation

>>608006
>Papers Please
>Your station is replaced with a giant robot woman
>THICC and stronk with a heavy Arstotzkan accent
>You sit in her lap all day doing paperwork
>When someone tries to jump the fence or hurt you and/or the guards she picks them up and HURLS them over the horizon
>She the one who calls "Next!"

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>>608066

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>>608073

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>>608088

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>>608091

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>>608096

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>>608099

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Post more jenny.

>>607763
Fuck it, I've done a thing

http://pastebin.com/4Z2S2rqa

I don't know anything really about this character, so if the nigga who make her is around, pls don't go apeshit on me

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>>608114
She has a dick doesn't she?

>>607647
I liked it, saw nothing really wrong with it other than maybe it seemed like a snippet of a longer story, though it was pretty good as just a sort of moment in the life thing

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>"Hey there, baby!"

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>>608117
Don't forget to post it in the titanpad.

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>>608124
>"Let's gattai!"

>>608124
>>608126
I meant for these to be back-to-back.

>>608121
Oh, thank you!
I think I'll be doing more with T1NA, CHELL-C, and Tim in the future.

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Remember that amputee play with your robofu is perfectly safe and reversible.

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>>608135
You can do all sorts of things to a robowaifu that would normally maim/kill an organic woman.

>>607789
>>607810
>>607814
For some reason I'm getting the feeling she'd enjoy eating interesting "gifts" for you while you're in there

>>607910
>Robohome waifu likes to playfully (and sexually) tease and bully her owner
Yes please

>>607966
>>meeting giant rosluts
>>living in their roguts
>>worshipping their robutts
All of these things here are my fetish, not to mention
>worshipping their robutts
Sounds like one of the few good reasons for leaving her comfy stomach

>>607988
They look mechanical, I'd give it a pass for that

>>608059
This is also my fetish,
More strongfat giant robowaifus pls

>>608117
Short but hot, I liked it

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>>608161
You.

I like you.

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You can dress up your robofu however you like.

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>>608175
>Not letting her run around naked
But Anon! She wants to show off her new paint job!

>>608175
Robos in clothes (lewd or otherwise) are the absolute best.

>>608191

>>608192
You heard the man. They're the -best-

>>608117
Oh fuck that's nice

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>>608161
Are you me?

>>608206
Maybe, do you love giant curvy robutts with dem hips and dose tits and a nice comfy place you can curl up inside?

>>608161
>For some reason I'm getting the feeling she'd enjoy eating interesting "gifts" for you while you're in there
A plastic tarantula.
A smoke bomb.
An entire case of beer.

>Robohome waifu likes to playfully (and sexually) tease and bully her owner
"What's that? You're trying to sleep? You're trying to play your favorite game? TOO BAD! GUTQUAKE!"

>worshipping their robutts
>Sounds like one of the few good reasons for leaving her comfy stomach
When you're not sleeping inside her, you're sleeping around or on top of her. Usually with your head firmly planted on her books or on her butt.

>More strongfat giant robowaifus pls
I strongly second this!

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>>608218
ABSOLUTELY
DEFINITELY
TRUE TO ALL

>>608229
>A plastic tarantula.
>A smoke bomb.
>An entire case of beer.
Those would be funny in the right circumstances

>"What's that? You're trying to sleep? You're trying to play your favorite game? TOO BAD! GUTQUAKE!"
This may be a bit too dickish if she does it often

>When you're not sleeping inside her, you're sleeping around or on top of her. Usually with your head firmly planted on her books or on her butt.
Sounds cozy

>>608231
Then you have good tastes

>>608232
>This may be a bit too dickish if she does it often
A rare thing for her.
She'd only do it if she knew you weren't really tired or if you were at a dull point in your game.

>>608244
Fair enough

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What if you got your robofu pregnant?

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Would you take responsibility?

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>>608275
>>608276
I'm fairly certain that this is how the STROGG happened.

>>608280
>AI rebellion started via your robowaifu tricking you into impregnating her

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For the vanilla folks.
>would you join her for a sleep over?
For the giant lovers.
>how big would you like her?
For the short lovers.
>how small would you like her?
For the vore lovers.
>would you like to stretch out that taut tummy?
For the fashion lovers.
>would you help her dress up?
For the pregnancy lovers.
>is she good mommy material?

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Remember to take care of your robofus needs personally to cement your bond.

>>608330
>vore
>monitor head
I'm not sure how that would work...

But sure! It's a nice looking tummy!

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>>608330
>how big would you like her?
DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS

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Robots also don't poop ever.

>>608339
Willy Wonka's Teleportation Screen technology eventually found its applications, but not quite in the way the chocolateer would have imagined

>>608330
>>would you join her for a sleep over?
Yes

>>how big would you like her?
Big enough I could stretch out completely on/in her belly

>>would you like to stretch out that taut tummy?
It would be nice, but I'd prefer if it defaulted to nice and cozy

>>608339
Have you ever seen FLCL?

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Once sexbots are made you don't have to pay your porn actors anymore.

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>>608351
>while in her monitor, you play with her and her various programs
>it's like Animator vs Animation with none of the violence

>>608355
>Have you ever seen FLCL?
>your girlfriend has a terrifying, transdimensional maw she loves to slurp you up with
>pic related

>>608349
That goes juuuuust a bit beyond "hotdog down a hallway."

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>>608375
That's when you pull out the Compensator.

>>608357
How long before the eventual sexbot uprising where they'll refuse to fuck for free anymore.

>>608388
>How long before the eventual sexbot uprising where they'll refuse to fuck for free anymore.
How long before the eventual sexbot uprising where they'll refuse to take no for an answer anymore?

>>608388
>That's when you pull out the Compensator.
>dinky little digger
>Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Well, as long as there's spiral energy, anything's possible.

>>608059
This makes me want to try an experiment.
>Take your favorite video game
>Take an object from that game
>Replace that object with a giant robot woman
What effect does this have?

>>608419
For example.
>F-Zero
>The cars are now giant robot women with the personalities of their drivers
>Blue Falcon is now a beautiful, statuesque, heroic mecha with a rocket powered Falcon Punch
>Black Bull is a terrifying baroness of evil with a literal iron fist

And so on and so on.

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Ugh.
It's late here and I'm tired.
I'm going to go lay down and pretend I'm laying on/in a giant robot girl
Goodnight.

>>608091
>>608073
dat creamy drip

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>>608350
>Robots also don't poop ever.
Kyder disagrees
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1310665

Worst idea.
>vending machines
>as robot girls/boys
>the cheap hookers of the robot world
>hanging around gas stations and bus stops
>taking chump change to give up their goods

>>608350
Gally (Alita) canonically poops.

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>>608419
>Digital Devil Saga
>Every characters gun gets replaced with a giant robot woman instead
>staying in human form instead of demon becomes a very viable combat strategy instead of just special occasions with lots more customization options instead of just buying new bullets

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>>608545
>they don't even clean up and replace their goods either

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>Not posting best robot

>>608330
>how small would you like her?
Microscopic and with billions of bodies.
An entire swarm of girlfriend.
Crawling all over me.
Covering me in tiny, sloppy kisses.

>>608556
Nice!

>>608557
Literally the worst robots.

>>608556
>fuck fem getter
>getter rays burns offs your dick

>>608419
Bear with me.
>Real Life
>All automobiles have been replaced with giant robots
>Not transformers, but robotic, anthropomorphic versions of the cars themselves
>Sexy, stylish corvette girls
>Big, muscular pickup dudes
>minivan BBWs
>Hulking semi men
>Badass biker bike chicks

>>608275
Keep on fuckin'.

>>608551
Unless I'm mistaken, she's a full-body cyborg with a meatbrain. Meat-brain is inefficient, still produces waste from the sugar she eats(plus all the other non-essential materials in the candy), so that's gotta get out somehow.

>>608594
Slight vore implications.

>Own a silver Honda Civic
>Cute, spunky dame with a glorious butt
>Seats four, but prefers romantic couple rides
>Cushy interior with a killer sound system
>Wears a fuzzy dice necklace
>Thinks the automated carwash is dull
>Thinks the do it yourself carwash is great
>Especially with a partner

>>608542
I ain't clickin that shit nigga

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>>608594
Need a ride, anon?

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>>608637
I'd scoot her boot, if you know what I mean.

>>608594
>>608623
That would be entirely inconvenient because if that were the case I'd refuse to let anyone other than myself inside of my car.

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>>608640
You wouldn't believe how long I've been waiting to post these

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>>608350
:^)

>>608641
Oh, anon. You do give me ideas.
>once you receive your driver's license the DMV puts you through another process
>it's like a combination of an auto show and speed dating
>eventually you find a car that you hit it off with
>the two of you are partnered up
>he/she is your car
>you're his/her human
This idea has possibilities.

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>>608666
Sounds adorable I love it.

>also apparently I happen to have pictures of a Prius bot in my collection

>>608677
>>608678
Nice!

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>>608659
You wouldn't happen to have that set would you?

>>608692
i wished

also Aed's an ugly looking asshole.

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So what's the general consensus on planes and tanks?

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>>608701
No one but screaming autists will tell you off for posting them(REEEEE FURFAG) ect.

Personally I'm all for it (planes aren't half as weird as the other fetishes that regularly get discussed here). Go ahead and post it if you so wish. Mods might have something to say bout it tho but not usually.

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>>608705
Ive got a few too so I might as well postem.

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>>608705
I remember the mods got pissy back when /d/ had threads about them.
Don't know if they still consider it furry or not.

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>>608711
I mean, it usually boils down to head shape, but that's a little nitpicky, I think.

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>>608712
Yeah the snouts are the main problem since thats how mods define furshit.

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Dress-up gif

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Please don't bully your robot too much

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Please stop robot abuse.

>your robohome waifu is easily one of the fastest things on the road
>she's left every car she's ever come across eating her dust
>her belly tightens around you as she runs, insuring a minimum of jostling, bumping, and shaking
>there's nothing she loves more than running through the countryside with a partner stuffed belly
>the treads of her feet digging into soft soil, the wind rushing over her naked body, your tiny form curled up inside her
>sitting on a tall hill and lovingly stroking her belly as the rising sun washes over her

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>>607993
Improvised breasts version: http://i.imgur.com/N6l2ViP.png

>>608793
Thats amazing.

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shinji just stick it in the robot.

>>607791
Are there any more lewds of this robutt?

>>608698
But anon, Scarlet Rain isn't technically a robot.

>>608956
And chobits technically are, but that doesn't make them kosher.

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>mfw these Proxy pictures I've not seen before

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This thread has given too many new fetishes!
Vore.
Size difference.
Macro.
Hyper.
And all with a focus on robots!
Do you people know how hard it is to find content that can scratch the itch I've been given?!

>>608885
Fuck your mom