/Xeno/ Thread No.Ω

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>>535074
>painted humans

Absolutely disgusting

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>>535082
>*canon tali
:^(

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>>535086
Hush. We don't speak of that.

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Where the Venusian qt3.14's at?

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>>535137
>no Venusian gf
such is life

so i'm the low-mid tier drawfag with the gayy lmao in the previous thread, give a me nice looking position to draw him in

>>535158
How about him getting pounded in missionary? Maybe cumming hands free all over his chest?

>>535161
top or bot?
will do it when I wake up tomorrow

>>535176
Gayy lmao on the bottom, obviously. Guy on top of him, almost like a traditional missionary.

>>535158
Spit roasted

>>534876
I've been seeing your xenos for a while and especially after the swimsuit pic those atromose are too cute to not have porn of yet

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>95 percent of the ocean remains unexplored

I wonder if there's xenos hiding down there.

>>535335
Uh

>>535351
You don't wanna know. Trust me.

>>535362

But I do. It looks hot.

>>535335
>>535362
Looks like a standard "aliums stole muh DNA" abduction story, to me.

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I wish Meandraco would finish that game of his. Some of his xenos are top notch.

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>>535610

Who wants alien highschool shenanigans?

It starts out really sad, because I enjoy abusing my characters, apparently

[spoiler]But it has a happy ending, because I'm also a sap[/spoiler]

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>>535190
sketch done, how is it?

>>536066
ayy/10 Looks amazing. Maybe a lil bit of dialogue like last time too?

>>536071
thanks, for sure

>>535812
Yes please!

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>>536066
almost finished, anybody got an idea for some good dialogue?

>>536307
Can't really come up with anything, otherwise it would impede my ability to fap to it. Maybe him talking about how good it feels an how nice being assfucked is?

Also, maybe you should set up a tumblr for the cutie.

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>>536321
and there it is

if enough people like it, why not. I'd happily do it

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kryptish succubus pic by wonkyaim

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>>536376
also another kryptish he did, this time it's a scientist.

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>>536371
I know I would follow it. It would let people ask questions and suggest pics way easier, not to mention make it a surprise when they come out.

>>536379
well for the heck of it i'll do it, will drop the link when I found a name and a specie for the cutie, and when I set up the blog

>>536385
Take your time. Come up with a name and species, set up a life story for him.

Do not rush it. We are a patient sort here.

We shall wait for the fruits of your labour.

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>>536379
As a bonus, it wouldn't clog up the thread with two people yammering about twinks

>>536399
I was literaly just about to post that pic. Spooky.

>>535812
Do it! Also update the pastebin for the merc and the mechanic

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>>535230
>Atromose
Smol snowjellies coming up soon. Any positions in mind?

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>>536523
facesitting! Or a full nelson

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another one OC

critics wanted

>>536695
Drop the dialogue about the smell and we're good

>>536695
Not into gas/ass musk that much, but it looks amazing.

If you could make a version without the dialogue or instead talking about the view it would get the last few points it needs to be a 10/10.

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>>536711
>>536710
eh forgot that it isn't everyone's cup of tea, there you go lads

>>536722
While I do really like these, it'd be cool to see one with some big tiddies.

>>536722
I know that feel. I keep having to remind myself not everyone is into orgasm denial and chastity.

>>536732
YOU LEAVE THAT BUBBLE BUTT TWINK ALONE! THERE IS PLENTY OF FEMALES AROUND LEAVE SOME SCRAPS FOR THE FAGS!!!

Jk. Altough if you do want, maybe we could have the twink have a sister/mom that he shares the same ass with? Would make for some story if you start a tumblr.

>>536740
I'm not saying stop doing the others jesus christ

just an alternate version or two

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Anyone a fan of old stuff?

>>536743
No worries, just check my little JK in the bottom of my post.

>>536732
I am not really that good at titties, when I get really good at drawing him, i'll do his mother or sister like anon said

but soon anon, I hope

>>536740
>>536722
well I opened the tumblr, if it does well I might expand. Wouldn't mind if people shared my stuff a bit

http://ximema.tumblr.com/

>>536523
I want a tentacle job!

But >>536545
Full nelson sounds hot too

>>536775
Already following! Will look forward to updates and stuff.

Will also recommend it to some people.

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a drawing of an ideal male Juugiv as opposed to the female model i made

>>536865
thanks senpai
>>536876
the design is great, I love his face!

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>>536892
thanks, here's a refresher

>>536895
noice, i'd recommand making the hips more visible, but great fucking work

>>536439
Fair warning, there isn't going to be much sex in Enemy Lines for a bit, since I've got plot stuff to take care of, and I'm about to kill someone off, which doesn't really get people in the mood, so to speak.

Anyway, starting Xeno High: http://pastebin.com/X1TCYTme

>>>

Tetra scowled and gave the vending machine a solid kick. It wouldn't do much in the way of removing the graffiti, but the damn thing deserved it for all the trouble it was giving her. Some idiot had decided to give the machine a cheeky little makeover during the last class period. The graffiti in this case taking the form of a caricature of a Human in Overlord armor, complete with a cartoonishly huge, veiny dick sticking out of his codpiece. And worse yet, the kid (she assumed it was a kid, but who knew with Humans) had used a sintering pen, likely stolen from one of the shop classrooms, forcing Tetra to chip off compacted metal rather than scrubbing away simple ink or paint. She hated this job like the plague but there was nothing else around for a Sha'dee of her age, and if she didn't work, her Colony would starve. Tetra didn't complain, at least not to anyone but herself: Sha'dee were social creatures above all else, putting the needs of the Colony first and foremost was second nature. A behavioral trait which their Human masters exploited shamelessly.

>>536545
>>536784
Roight. Gonna color the spacedeer and I'll see if I can get to the snowjelly soon afterwards.

>>536987
As she sighed and started to hammer away at the drawing again, the electroneural lines on her flanks detected something organic and humanoid moving quickly towards her. Tetra turned to see who it was, but she was too late. The Human cruised past her at full speed, snapping her viciously across the lower back with a rolled up stack of papers. She squealed in surprise and pain, eliciting a cackle from her assailant and the gaggle of other Humans watching from the other side of the cafeteria. She turned and glared at them, clamping her lips shut to avoid hissing or baring her teeth as her eyes watered from the sting. Hissing at a student (or any Human, really) was a one-way ticket to getting defanged without anesthetic.

"Eeny weeny whiny wail, catch a rodji by the tail! If she hollers then she fails!" The Humans chanted, slapping the runner's outstretched palm as he skidded to a halt next to them. Tetra turned away, forcing herself to stare at the vending machine as anger welled in her chest. Little bastards, she snarled to herself, attacking the clumps of metal with her chisel and pretending they were the faces of the Human children.

"One rodji, two rodji, three rodji, four! Stripy rodji, spotted rodji, plain rodji, more!" The chant continued, to the beat of kids slamming their palms on the lunch tables. Tetra screwed her eyes shut, flattened her ears and tried to ignore them. Something pokey hit the back of her neck, leaving a sting. She forced herself not to react, and kept hammering away at the machine. After a few more minutes of taunting and slurs, her tormentors got bored and wandered off. The Xeno girl turned and slumped against the machine, rubbing the welt on her neck and reaching down to pick up the missile, a paper airplane. She unfolded it, took one look at the crude drawing of a Sha'dee being kicked out an airlock by a giant boot with the caption "ET go home!", then balled it up and threw it angrily at the nearest trashcan.

>>536989
She sat there and fought back tears for a while, then got to her feet and finished the job. She ended up scratching the machine's paint, but at this point she didn't care.

Pushing her cart down the hallway, Tetra made her way to one of the study labs. She opened the door and dragged the cart inside, before she noticed that the room was not empty. Seated alone at a table was a Human boy, engrossed in an augreal display that her glasses didn't have access to. His fingers flew across the desk, the haptic sensors implanted in his fingers interacting with the augreal keyboard. He was a senior, probably about 18 in the Earth Standard Years used by Humanity. Of average height, he was thick in build, not overweight or bulging with muscles, but solid. He had a broad, honest-looking face, with brown eyes and drab, sandy hair pulled back into a short ponytail. He was wearing thick-framed augreal glasses (a strange affection, as most Humans used retinal implants), a pair of ratty jeans and a grey t-shirt with a golden-yellow vest.

"DAMNIT! RUN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" The Human yelled in exasperation, slamming his fist into the desk. Tetra cocked her head, and inched closer, listening. "Oh come on! I did everything in the book!"

She noticed another augreal panel floating next to him, a public one this time. It was showing an excerpt from one of the textbooks entitled "Coding exercises for Simulated Intelligence development". As she leaned in to see what chapter he was on, her tail swiped absently across a desk and knocked something over. She winced, and was about to back up, but he heard it and turned his head to look at her.

"Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you there." The Human said apologetically, grinning. Tetra was taken aback. Did he just *apologize* to her? A Human apologizing to a Xeno? "I'm just having some issues with this programming assignment. I can leave if you have work to do..."

>>536992
"N-no, that's fine." Tetra assured him, backing up and grabbing her cart. She paused, then something she'd never been able to explain or justify came over her. "I-if I'm not being out of place... What's giving you trouble?"

The Human scooted his chair around, facing her. Tetra blinked, recognizing the character on his shirt and grinning internally. It was the supporting protagonist of an animated TV show she was exceptionally fond of, and one of her favorite characters.

"we're supposed to write an SI to parse record directories and synthesize pertinent information, but I can't get the thing to run on the pi chips we need to turn it in on. I don't suppose a janitor knows much about programming though..." He explained sheepishly. Tetra ventured closer, tentatively.

"Actually, I've been learning in my spare time." She explained, worrying her hands nervously. She was having a conversation with a Human! She expected him to lash out at any moment, but her natural curiosity got the better of her fear. "One of my sisters is teaching me. I want to get a job doing that instead someday."

"Oh yeah? That's cool." The Human boy said, smiling. "I don't want to get in the way of your job, but, would you mind having a look at this?"

He grabbed the augreal panel (or, rather pinched the empty air where their glasses were projecting it) and moved it over so she could see, then tapped it and flicked his hand towards her. Tetra's own augreal system asked if she wanted to accept, and she assented, revealing the panel. Her powerful eyes zoomed across the lines of code, taking it in. Some of it was a bit clumsy, but it should be perfectly functional.

"May I?" She asked, walking up to him and gesturing at the panel. He nodded, and scooted his chair over.

"You wanna take a seat?" He asked. "My name's Ed. What's yours?"

"I'm Tetra." She said as she pulled out a chair and sat down, using the abbreviated version of her name that other species could pronounce.

>>536997
"Nice to meet you, Tetra. I really don't mean to take time out of your day..." He said warmly.

"No, no it's no problem. I can take a quick look." She assured him, swiping up a search box and finding the sections of code she was looking for. "Ah, here we go. You used the default drivers for your rig, but the pi cards don't work that way. You've gotta modify some of this to operate on the card. It's a pretty common mistake."

"Damn, that was quick!" The Human laughed, leaning over to look at the code she had highlighted. "You're good at this! Say, uh, you can say no, but would you mind walking me through it after school? I need to pass this class or my dad's gonna freak."

Tetra narrowed her eyes. This had to be a trap. He was leading her on, there was no other explanation. Nobody was this nice to aliens. He noticed the look on her face and appeared puzzled.

"Is something wrong?" He asked.

"What's the catch?" Tetra asked, trying to keep the tremble out of her voice.

"Catch?" He seemed genuinely confused.

"Why are you being so nice to me? What's the trick?" She demanded.

"Trick? There's no trick..." He blinked in surprise. "Why would you think that?"

Tetra froze, searching for the words to say, but before she could come up with something, it dawned on him.

"OH! You think I'm fucking with you because you're a Xeno, right?" He asked, sounding... embarrassed. "I'm not, I promise!"

"Really? No tricks?" She asked, voice softening. He nodded emphatically, reaching out a hand to her.

"No tricks."

She cautiously took his hand, and shook it. It was strong, rough and very warm. It felt good. They both smiled.

"My parents split up when I was really little." He explained. "My mom took me with her to a colony out on the frontier. It was a little colony, no Xenos. I'd never actually seen an alien in the flesh before mom died and I came here to live with my dad."

"I'm sorry..." Tetra said, earnestly.

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>>535068
>>535074
More

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What do you call a Space marine that loves to smash alien pussy? And not a chaos follower because they're massive faggots.

>>537177
A Heretic?

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>>537196
But then that's being linked with a Chaos worshipping fuccboi faggot tho...

Just found out that my daki was about 1/5 the resolution that it was supposed to be, which means I'll have to redraw it again.

Fuck it, I'll draw some snowjelly facesitting instead.

>>537445
Awwwwwwwwwwww

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>>537445
>What, no, this isn't lewd at all. Anon just had a headache and his good platonic Atromose friend offered to use her body as a soothing icepack.

btw Juugiv is an open species, so if anyone wants to draw, they can

>>537580
One thing I forgot to mention about the Balaene [AKA Atromose, Cerebri, Khryll, and Skryyth] is that their bodily consistency is a mix between ballistics gelatin and non-Newtonian fluid, therefore giving their asses a nice hard slap will make the area rigid, while giving it a nice, slow squeeze will result in a soft, juicy jelly ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QpEWO5gjR4
>related, 13:57 for some jelly spanking

>>537580
>>537580
Will my tongue stick to her ;)?

>>537610
If you're out in the snow, sure.

>>537590
>consistency of ballistics gel

Does this mean I can use them to prove the superiority of 10mm Auto once and for all? :^)

>>537620
Probably, as long as you don't aim for their head.

They most likely won't be too happy about being shot at though.

>>537640
I bet they have funny reactions to humans blowing raspberries on their stomachs due to the vibrations and their body make up.

>>537640
>They most likely won't be too happy about being shot at though.
Few people are. You'd have to be a masochistic regenerator to enjoy that.

>>537640
If I aim for the head, will you die?

>>537665
It would be very painful...

>>537668
You're a big Ayy

>>537670
For you

>>537580
hot af

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>>536722
and a new one, feedback wanted

Gentlemen, I found something that may prove useful to our cause.

Behold!

http://www.scifiideas.com/alien-species-generator/

>>537973
Species: Dezavites

Home-World: Eobia VII

Description: A race of sexually aggressive and flamboyant hexapods. They punish criminals by forcing them to become servants of their victims.

>>536746
You know, I'm reading up on this and it seems super lazy, even for the 1800s. Bison, goats, and unicorns? Really? But I guess you can't expect a plagiarist to get too creative with his embellishments.

Hey friendo's, finals week is almost over so I may start writing smut to keep my faculties at work over the summer. Anyone wanna hit me with some inspiration or a request? No promises it'll get done before this week is over though.

>>537973
Species: Levubgans

Home-World: Xhor IX

Description: A race of incestuous humanoid aliens who have powerful mandibles and blue lips. They prefer to go unseen, and have have hidden their word using a huge cloaking device.

my jam

>>537973
Species: Qions

Home-World: Duggisia

Description: A race of flying humanoid aliens who have powerful mandibles and over-active sweat glands. They wear tattoos to indicate their status in society. Their home-world experiences extremes of temperature due to a highly elliptical orbit.

>>537973
Species: Flimierans

Home-World: Beaufeon VII

Description: A bipedal race with large heads and no body hair. They stand approximately two meters tall and have dull green/brown skin and large black eyes. They use cybernetic implants to enhance their physical abilities, and they also wear breathing masks to filter the heavily polluted atmosphere of their home-world. They are dedicated to expanding their control throughout the galaxy, and they have enslaved several other species already. Their empire is governed by a strict military dictatorship.

>>537973
Species: Nuceari

Home-World: Hetoo VII

Description: A race of amphibious scavengers who are governed by a council of elders. Their homeworld is covered by one enormous ocean, which is five miles deep at it's shallowest point. It is unclear whether they evolved on this world or whether they originate on another planet.. They breath through holes in their chests.

>>538029
Something with bath shenanigans involving that qt silgranian from that one animu

>>538098
Hit me up with a link? Don't know that one.

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>>538099
Not him, but he's talking about a Silgrian from Outlaw Star. Pic related.

This episode specifically:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5agJz_civ34

>>538108
Thanks govna, I could work with this.

>>537973
Species: Varalah

Home-World: Arkhania

Description: A race of horned humanoid aliens who have three stomachs and a set of inner eyelids. Sex is extremely important in their society, and is used as a form of social ranking. Highly successful individuals who are deemed to contribute more to society are permitted to have multiple spouses, while ordinary citizens are only permitted to have one. Taking more sexual partners than your social rank permits is a criminal offense and is punishable by castration.

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>>538108
she really deserves more art

>>538108
>Those faggots cringe when they see her

>>538250
You'd think a lech like Gene Starwind would be down with fucking a Xeno, but I guess he's more of an android guy.

>>538096
Old ones?

anyone know when this is going to be continued? http://pastebin.com/7aZM7hWn

>>538382
Who knows, the guy writing it seemed to be going through a rough patch last time he showed up. I too want to see it expanded on.

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>>538388
>>538382

Rough patch is correct. I'm currently stuck without my computer and only my phone with shitty wifi that doesn't work half the time. So no files to work and I can't upload for shit on this net anyways. I am going to continue it, don't you worry. I've got plans for at least two more parts to it as well as a non smut side fic about John while he was still in the army. I'm actually writing it all down on (God forbid) actual paper with a pen. So more is coming, it just might be a few more days. I monitor this thread when I can so if you want to drop me a message I should be able to read it.

Pic related

>>538854
At least you didn't kill yourself, so you could consider yourself ahead of the game

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>>538854
Glad you're not dead and still writing.

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>>538926
Eh, I don't know if I would go that far. Being in a coma was an interesting experience. It was like a day and a half long nap. A nap which I woke up incredibly groggy and sick from, but a nap none the less. Now I also have experience first hand with almost dying. A new life experience that I can put into my work. Make it more authentic that way.

>>538997
Yup, seems like I can't (read won't be able to) die before I finish this series. I'm liking your new fic by the way, read what you had earlier and it seems promising. Looking forward to more.

Here's more yellow paper with terrible handwriting.

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>>539022
>I'm liking your new fic by the way, read what you had earlier and it seems promising. Looking forward to more.

Yeah I originally intended this to be a quick one shot, but it's getting away from me. There's a lot of potential for cuteness here imho.

>>539022

Yellow paper is better than nothing mah nigga

>>539403
up to the mods, they don't do anything about the Viper pics, but I've been banned for posting ewoks before

>>539403
>[Deleted]
haw haw haw

gosh I hope that was you who did that. Otherwise, enjoy your vacation.

>>539407
>>539411
What was it?

>>539422
stitch licking angel's pussy, /aco/ is on desuarchive you know

>>539428
>/aco/ is on desuarchive you know
And I'm on drugs. Cut me some slack anon

>>539443
Not when you're not sharing them, asshole. Hop on a plane to Hawaii and bring the drugs to me.

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Would anyone try this?

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>>539538
I'd fuck a skeleton if I could, So I don't see why not.

>>539411
I did.
I just took one look at what I posted and thought "of course thats way too furry you idiot" and deleted it.

>>539539
Plus their fucking contortionists. Imagine the possibilities.

>>539544
Honestly it's mostly about the desecration for me, but the flexibility is definitely a plus. Hell, you could pack them away in a suitcase if you needed to.

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>>539557
File was a little too anthro, if you ask me. So here's a different one.

>>539557
Have to be careful with them though. Too rough of a blow could cause them to vaporize.

>>539563
The pros and cons of fucking skeletons, brought to you by 4chan.

Honestly, there's not a lot I wouldn't fuck, it's mostly grotesque disgusting things I won't roll with. Like meatpuddles or whatever.

>>539583
Actually that was about the alien, but I guess it also goes for skeletons.

>>539583
Funny part is, I bet you've been here long enough your fetishes have gone full circle where you want to have sex with weird/monstrous things, but want to cuddle with them, hold hands/hand-like appendages, be in a loving relationship, etc.

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>>539597
Oh, well, I don't know anything about that race so that's my bad.

>>539599
Depends on the subject in question, rape is easily my number one fetish so I tend to fantasize about that but sometimes there's that one creature I can't help but want to keep as a pet/loving slave/girlfriend.

>>539618
Should also be mentioned that these creatures are supposed to be from the moon, old Luna/Selena.

>>539641
Where are these creatures from, anyways? I know someone who loves reading about alien races people come up with.

>>539644
They come from one of the first sci-fi films ever made, "A Trip to the Moon" by George Melies in 1902. From what can be seen in the short, they are a monarchy, with one central king ruling an entire civilization on the moon. Only, he was vaporized by the explorers, members of a guild of wizard-like astronomers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvhTo2-0BQg

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>>539655
Ah, if that's the case he's probably already heard of them but I'll probably bring it up to him tomorrow anyways.

>>539669
Ok, good luck to ya. Any other vintage alien races you wanna see?

>>539680
Honestly my knowledge of Alien races is pretty shitty, I'm mostly in it for the porn. But if you've got more, it couldn't hurt.

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>>539682
Well ok then.
One of the first alien races to be invented were, of course, the Martians from War of the Worlds.
What most people don't realize is that the Martians are supposed to be like looking into our future, where the planet is dying and we've evolved to such a point where we can't be considered human. The evolution in question is the enhancement of the brain and hands, while the rest of the body withers away.

>>539696
I honestly wish I could add something more to this conversation but this is all very new to me. I've only ever listened to the radio version of War of the Worlds.

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>>539702
IMO the book is a bit boring to me. Of course I was much younger then. I've listened to bits and pieces of the broadcast, and they were creepy to say the least.
Then of course, there's the sequel.

>>539707
What is this, fallout?

No, but in all seriousness I love the radio broadcast version and if you haven't seen it yet I definitely recommend it, the full thing is on YouTube.

>>539715
Ok, I'll try.
Do you wanna hear about the sequel?

>>539723
Yes, I would. Spaced out a bit there so I'm sorry for that.

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>>539726
Here it is, "Edison's Conquest of Mars."
It should be known that this is a sequel to a localized American version of WotW called "Fighters from Mars."
In the story, which follows the invasion, every world power and nation and tribe come together in a large scale retaliation against the martians. One of the main characters of this story is, of course, Thomas Edison who helps build ships that run entirely on electricity and handheld heat-rays.

>>539742
The martians themselves differ greatly from WotW. Gone are the octopoid creatures, and in with these inhuman humanoids who, instead of acting on survival, act on malice. Also, there's a section devoted to an ancient-alienesque idea that they built the pyramids and the sphinx.

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>>539748
Forgot the pic

>>539742
Hand held heat rays seem like a rather poor way to run a ship, though I can't really fault that due to the age of the story. Is Edison a dickbag?

Also, as a warning, I gotta head to bed soon, so don't worry if I just disappear.

>>539749
Hah, wow, I was not expecting that. What an ugly lil' fucker.

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>>539750
No, the ships run on electricity and the heat-rays are used as weapons.
>>539753
Yeah, the males look disgusting, while the females differ little from ours.
Also, yeah I'm going too. See ya tomorrow maybe.

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>>537177
"Renegade Space Marine" is the term for marines who abandon the Imperium without falling to Chaos.

>>539756
Huh, then maybe I would bang one of their females. Either way, I'm almost always on, so if you're around later, I will probably be around as well. Gnight!

>>539022
Wait, how did you end up in a coma?

If we're going to be trading stories about life-threatening experiences, I suppose I could tell you about that huge blood clot I got.

>>539696
>What most people don't realize is that the Martians are supposed to be like looking into our future, where the planet is dying and we've evolved to such a point where we can't be considered human. The evolution in question is the enhancement of the brain and hands, while the rest of the body withers away.
I remember reading something about that, how Wells believed that the pinnacle of evolution would be basically a self-sufficient brain. And then there's something that the protagonist of the Time Machine meets when he goes billions of years into the future by accident that Wells regarded as being like the antithesis of his "perfect form"; instead of an organism driven by pure intelligence, it was a stomach, a creature driven by pure hunger.

Freaky shit.

>>540195
Now I don't remember that, but I do remember, in the Time Machine, that in a billion years, there were grey kangaroo-like creatures which were the main prey of giant insects. Those grey creatures were us.

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>>540201
Eh, could be that. That whole bit of the book feels like a fever dream, although I do recall him being accosted by some kind of horrible hopping creature that is apparently the stomach-thing. Have to look it up.

>>540206
He did chuck a stone at one of them.

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>>540208
Yah, I looked it up, the only lifeforms he sees in this distant future earth are some sort of giant crab and something in the shadows that he doesn't dare approach. The thing in the shadows is the stomach-thing.

>>540213
Ah, the thing in the water? That might be it.

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>>540221
Certainly not impossible.

>>539696
Anyone think this has potential?

>>540239
What, a story based on War of the Worlds?

I guess so. Potential for including some bloodplay, if anyone's into that, considering what the Martians in that use humans for.

>>540242
No I just meant the martian itself. Not that into blood, actually.

>>540245
Though a story could work. Anyone know a good writefag?

>>540245
Me neither, too much of it has leaked out of me these last two years to have any special regard for it.

As for the Martian, doesn't really seem all that dissimilar to your bog-standard tentacle monster. Y'know, not much special about it.

>>540250
What about a female? It has the mouth for it. Martian blowjob, maybe?

>>540255
I don't think they have separate sexes. I recall reading something about them reproducing via Parthenogenesis, so they're basically all the same gender and sorta bud off eachother. It's weird.

So, I don't think it'd matter which one was giving you a blowjob, is my point.

>>540261
True, forgot about that.

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>>540262
'Sides, I wouldn't want one of those things going anyway near my junk, considering they must be like incubators for every kind of disease known to humanity.

>>536992
Do you have pictures of this ayyylien?

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>>540267

>>540269
They just have inferior immune systems. A common cold could probably kill them. After all it was necrotic bacteria that killed them.

>>540283
They don't have *any* immune systems, considering that they eradicated all of Mars' harmful bacteria ages ago. It might well have been colds that killed them, or TB, or anything.

Chances are there's enough bacteria clinging to your junk to kill one at 15 paces.

>>540287
This got really dark really quickly, didn't it?

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What about these?

>>540321
What are they? Like, trees crossed with some sort of monkey crossed with wading birds?

>>540337
The people of Mars. Evolved from an unknown ancestor to what we could consider humanoid. This was also created by Wells, but much later in 1908.

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>>540191
Not really the most appropriate thread to talk about it but I OD'd on about 20x the recommended dosage of some prescription drugs as an attempt on my life. Ended up putting me in a coma for a day and a half. EMT's were able to shove a tube down my throat to keep my lungs from collapsing. Talk about painful experiences. But since I'm not dead I continue to write.

>>540267
I love this. She's adorable.

>>540287
Just thought about it. There's always that one person/creature that survives a plague or viral outbreak in fiction. What if the one doing it is the last survivor of the invasion force?

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>>540270
I have a preliminary concept sketch.

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>>540358
That's harsh, man, I'm sorry. I can't imagine what would've driven you to that point.

Mine doesn't seem quite as impressive by comparison. It came at the end of like a 10-month period of weight-loss and slow starvation as my Crohns got progressively worse, until the point where I couldn't really eat anything at all. I think I got down to like 56kg before I stopped being able to keep going.

Ended up spending the better part of two weeks in bed, and got up one morning (1st of April, funnily enough) to find my right leg pretty much immobile. Like a block of rubber, I couldn't put any weight on it without getting this horrible pain, and just trying to hobble across the room made me dizzy. I'd been dealing with stuff like that for the past four months though, so I just tried to carry on as normal. Actually managed to get a shower, although I couldn't stand up and had to do it on all fours.

Finally realized that something was wrong when I nearly fainted trying to get dressed and went to the GP. Had to get someone else to lean on, limping into the practice. It was strangely rewarding watching the colour drain from his face as he realized what was wrong with me. Rang an ambulance, and 20 minutes later I'm in A&E.

The ultrasound they did on my showed that there was a blood clot in my leg that went from sorta mid-calf to my groin. And I was told that the dizziness was from parts of the clot breaking off and getting into my lungs (Pulmonary Embolisms, I think it's called). Ended up spending the next eight weeks in hospital (thank fuck for socialized healthcare), nearly bled to death from something else that happened three weeks in, but emerged a new man.

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>>540377
And uh, here's some juicy Sha'dee butt.

I designed Ketri with a big chest, so Tetra's going to be more of a hips girl. Gotta mix it up and give the assfags something, ya'know?

>>539449
Nah, sorry, I don't go to states where my raifu isn't welcome.

>>537973
>Species: Netzerari

>Home-World: Enmis

>Description: A race of humanoid aliens who have three stomachs and blue lips. Their home-world is a frozen wasteland of ice and snow, and they live mostly underground for warmth. Their artwork and symbolism is similar to that of the ancient Celtic civilizations of Europe.

These could be sexy.

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Would you have in Peter's position?

Also damn I bet she sucks a mean dick.

>>540635
>Also damn I bet she sucks a mean dick.
I don't know, those teeth look pretty nasty. Look like they're meant for cracking through shells or something.

>>540640
But dem lips man

>>540644
Nah, there's such a thing as too much of a good thing, and that looks like it'd be right there. You'd end up getting half your pubes slurped off as well, and there'd be slobber going everywhere, blegh.

>>540646
nigga you gay or something?

>>540649
I just don't like the idea of blowjobs, that's all. Never have, it just seems so dirty to me.

>>540652
And that's what makes it hot.

>>540653
I don't mean like, dirty in a kinda sexy/trashy way, but dirty as in grimy. As in all the sweat and dirt and dead skin and god knows what else that gets ground into every crack and crevice of what's between your legs, and then that going in someone's mouth.

You know what I mean?

>>540660
Well this is why you have a good shower before coitus. That's the general rule unless you just want to get down and dirty.

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>>540667
I guess. It still doesn't work for me though.

Strangely I have no problem with the idea of eating a girl out, even though there's the potential for it to be much worse.

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Shy, cute xenos best xenos

>>540697
Mm, there's a certain appeal to the whole "blushing virgin" vibe, but then there's the risk of sliding into either that kinda scared-but-doesn't-want-say-anything thing that's my biggest bugbear with JAV, or the thing where they just lie there like a dead fish.

Am I making any sense?

>>540747
Just imagine they're a hugger. Even if they're a dead fish it's comforting when the arms and legs are wrapped around you.

>>540811
They wouldn't be hugging you if they're the dead fish type.

>>540840
Dead fish to me is no movement at all, which would include hugging really.

>>540747
Eh, I feel like those two things aren't really connected necessarily. I guess I should say, shy-at-first-then-really-gets-into-it xenos best xenos.

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>>540853
Well, them getting into it always improves things.

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>>540871
>you'll never gently coax a shy little xeno out of her shell and turn her into a squealing, cockhungry sloot

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Enemy Quest updated today, so I am spamming skut in celebration.

You're welcome.

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>>540917

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>>540922

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>>540927

>>540897
Ah, we can but dream, L. And write. That's what keeps us from succumbing to desperation and eating our own fingers.

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>>540931

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>>540938
Something New!
Some fine skut butt!
And I am spent.

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>>540937
Indeed. I mean I mostly just write what I want to read, only started posting it because people liked it for some reason.

>>540998
Yarp, much the same for me. First thing I ever wrote for was for a story I'd found that I didn't like the ending. So I changed it.

My smutwriting skills were in their infancy at that point, however, so when I tried to take the story further I quickly ran out of steam. I got some help from one of the people who used to hang around the titanpad (place was positively crowded in those days), but it didn't help for long.

>>540917
>>540927
>>540946
I'm willing to bet that skut pussy is fucking delicious.
All tart, tangy, and juicy.
Add those plush little butts and six hard, hot nips to run your hands over and you have an incredibly fuckable species.

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Found another version of the selenites, in case anyone was interested.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hh96EDAFDP4

>>541506
Jesus Christ. Is this real? I've seen the one made back in the 60's or whenever and i though that one was corny and cheap looking, but this is fucking ridiculous.

>>541531
If "The Amazing Bulk" can exist, then I can forgive that madness too.

>>541531
I think it's a made-for-TV movie. To me, it has an Edd Woodish vibe to it. I can't find the DVD anywhere. Also, you think this is bad, just look up the 2005 Pendragon WotW.

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>>541531
You should see the Pendragon WotW.

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>>541047
You fucking know it.
Anyone for tennis?

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Giant Venusian Eve. Would you?

>>540635
what is this from?

>>537973
Species: Suorg

Home-World: Argosa 4

Description: A race of amoebic shape-shifters who are governed by a council of scientists. Their leader is called Sleavo. He is a former war hero and has extremely right wing policies.

huh

>>540635
>You will never turn your political union with an alien autocrat into a genuinely loving, if kinky, marriage

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>>539707
>>539702
Musical version is best version.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4BWSUV8mM

>>542067
Hell yeah!

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I found this. What the hell is wrong with me?

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>>542916
Same thing that's wrong with the rest of us here. We're filthy Xenophiles.

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>>542937
Well ok then

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Someone made this pretty hot picture in a recent Invader Zim thread.

Her being restrained so she can't press her self-destruct button was a nice touch.

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>>543122

>>543052
Always did enjoy Tak.

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>>543126

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>>543137

>>537000
Time for moar

>>>

"It's fine. I'm pretty much over it by now. And I got to see more of the Galaxy and try new things this way, so there's that. Like this: I've never touched a Sha'dee before." He grinned at her. She blushed involuntarily, hoping he wouldn't notice.

"I'd be happy to help you." She said, finally. You had to take a risk every now and then, she figured, and there was something about this guy that made her want to trust him.

"Great! Thanks a bunch! Dad's gunna be out late tonight, so we have a couple hours. I can give you a lift after school, I've got a car. When do you get done?" He said excitedly.

"Same time you do. There's another crew that does the night shift." Tetra explained.

"Wanna meet me behind the lab building? It's a blue and white Honda with custom intakes."

"Cool! I'll see you then!" She said eagerly.

***

The rest of the day flew by for Tetra. She was too busy pondering the situation before her. This Human boy, Ed. Could she trust him? He seemed sincere, but she had never seen a Human behave that way before. Conglomerate society had a loosely defined, but nevertheless strict caste system: the Humans of the Corporate class ran things, the common Humans below them served as middle and lower managers and mercenaries, and at the bottom, Xenos like herself made up the working population. Humans were taught from a young age through media, culture and the First Galactic Church that Xenos were less than them, not just nonhuman, but subhuman animals, and if one was of a religious persuasion, creatures created by God to serve them. They were encouraged to belittle and mock aliens, training that would turn them into a race of bosses and warriors who would enforce the status quo without a second thought. There was no punishment for harming or killing a Xeno, Tetra and those like her were seen as disposable. And yet Ed had treated her as an equal. He had <i>apologized</i> to her. Asked her permission instead of giving an order.

>>543148
Was this what Humans in the Outer Ring were like? Tetra wondered to herself as she dragged her cart to the custodial storage room and started re-shelving her equipment. She'd heard rumors that there were parts of the Milky Way that were not under Conglomerate control. The fabled "Free Systems", a collection of democratic worlds where Humans and aliens were equal was one popular topic of discussion among young Xenos, as was the Rebellion. The Conglomerate denied the existence of both, naturally, though the Rebellion was harder to cover up as more and more troops were mobilized to put it down by the day. They had recently resorted to maintaining that it was a number of small, isolated groups rather than an organized front, but nobody believed that either. Maybe where Ed had lived, near the boarder, the Conglomerate's grip on society wasn't as strong. Or, he was just a very, very good liar and this was all a scam. She shook her head and pushed the thought out of her mind as she placed the last cans of cleaning chemicals in their places and signed out of the timeclock.

Tetra grabbed her messenger bag from it's locker and skipped out the rear doors designated for aliens. It was a beautiful day outside, the sun was shining and the temperature was mild, at least for the cool-bodied Sha'dee. She made her way along the side of the campus, weaving through dumpsters and power hookups until she reached the landing platform behind the lab buildings. She paced back and forth along the sidewalk, keeping her eye on the corner of the building behind which the student parking racks lay. Just when she was starting to think he wasn't going to show up, her ears heard the whirr of turbines and hum of a Cannae drive. She pricked up and watched as a blue car with white stripes scooted around the corner. The vehicle was an older model, easily 100 years out of date with turbine engines for forward propulsion instead of rear Cannae thrusters.

>>543151
Ed's car slowed to a halt and set down on its skids, the turbines winding down. It was a compact car with big engines and control thrusters, quick to accelerate and turn, the kind kids used for canyon running in the stacks outside the Human Quarter. Tetra hurried up to the vehicle as Ed popped open the side door and beckoned her in. The interior wasn't original; the two seats had been replaced with racing models and most of the paneling was either missing or replaced with scavenged aftermarket versions. It wasn't the fanciest or newest tech, but Tetra had been helping her Colony brothers and sisters restore scrapped vehicles for most of her life, and she could tell when love and dedication had been put into something mechanical. She climbed in and tucked her bag under her feet, buckling on the harness and tightening it to fit her slender frame. Ed grinned at her as he flicked switches to spin up the Cannae drive and retract the skids.

"I'm glad you showed up!" The Human smiled. "I thought you weren't going to at first."

"I was afraid <i>you</i> wouldn't, to be honest. Sorry, I'm just... not used to trusting Humans..." Tetra beamed back automatically, scratching herself behind the ear sheepishly.

"I get that, believe me." Ed chuckled dryly, pulling the car into a climb and setting course for the residential side of the Human Quarter. "People are major assholes on this world. But we're not all like that, I promise. There's a lot of lower class Humans who aren't happy with the way things are, but what are you gonna do? There's no government, so it's not exactly like we can vote for new people."

Tetra stared out the windows, drinking in the view of the city from above. She'd never flown this high before; Xeno drivers weren't allowed to ascend past a certain level, and there were hunter-killer drones orbiting the city ready to shoot down anyone who tried.

>>540267
is that a fucking rak'gol

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>>539618
sauce

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>>543251

>>543171
"I've never met a Human like you before." She said, curiously. "Can't be easy getting along with the others..."

Ed snorted and rolled his eyes as he joined a traffic stream. Tetra could see the augreal "holograms" directing the various levels and pathways of traffic criss-crossing through the air around them.

"Yeah, I don't really have any friends here. You're probably the closest thing, and I've only known you for less than an hour." He explained, scratching his chin and matching pace with the other cars around them.

"You... wanna be friends?" She asked, tentatively.

"Sure!" The Human smiled warmly. "You seem like a nice person, and I've always wanted to get to know more about aliens."

"We're really not that interesting." Tetra blushed.

"You're kidding, right?" Ed chuckled, pulling the car out of the traffic stream and descending towards the apartment complexes below. "Humans are so boring. You Ayys are fascinating."

He brought up an augreal panel and typed in a passcode, causing a rack outside one of the top level apartments to extend from the side of the building and the autoparking system to engage, guiding the vehicle into it. The rack retracted, pulling them under the ledge above onto a balcony with another vacant rack and a door leading into the apartment. They climbed out, and Tetra circled the vehicle, appraising the engines and thrusters.

"Nice car." She commented.

"Thanks! My dad found the frame out in the slums, and helped me get it into shape. It's not perfect, but I have to wait until summer before I can get a job and buy the parts I want." Ed explained, running his hand affectionately along the flank.

"You race?" Tetra asked with a sly grin.

"I used to run the snot out of the colonist kids in the canyons back on my home planet. I've been trying to get into the scene here, but it's hard when you don't know anyone. You know much about canyon running?" He asked.

>>537973

Species: V'zhiggon

Home-World: Credatzia

Description: A race of colour-blind and bi-sexual cyborgs. Alcohol is poisonous to them.

>Tumblr: The Species

>>543261
Very nice, boss.

>>543261
"One of my brothers used to be pretty hardcore. I helped him work on his ride and did pit stuff when he raced. He was one of the best." She elaborated, standing next to him and staring wistfully at the vehicle.

"Used to be? Did he quit?" Ed asked innocently. Tetra scowled and kicked the concrete.

"He flew too high once, trying to get around some asshole who was hogging the course. Went over the envelope by mistake and got shot down by a drone."

"That sucks. I'm sorry..."

"Eh. It happens. Kids die a lot, just the way it is." Tetra said, shrugging. Ed blinked and stared at her like she was crazy.

"Jesus, that's fucked up. You really think that's normal?" He seemed shaken.

"Between the gangs, having nothing better to do than dangerous shit like canyon running, and trigger-happy Mercs and P-Secs, a young Sha'dee is lucky to reach 20 around here. There's nothing we can exactly do about it, so we don't worry too much. Look, it's not really something we like to talk about. Did you still want help with your coding shit?"

"Yeah, sure, absolutely. Sorry, I didn't mean to bring up something uncomfortable, I'm just a little shocked... Here, come on in, I'll show you my room and we can get started." He apologized, backing over to the door and punching in his code. He held it open for her as she stepped inside. She grinned. He was kinda sweet, in an awkward, innocent way. The apartment was surprisingly spacious, and completely devoid of people, to her surprise.

"Where is everybody?" Tetra asked, looking around curiously.

"It's just me and my dad here. He's at work right now." Ed explained, leading her down the hallway to a door plastered in posters of cars and animation characters. Tetra stared in wonder at the size of the place.

"All this for just two people?"

"It's not <i>that</i> big!" Ed protested, opening the door.

"A place this size would be enough for at least 10 Sha'dee." Tetra said, causing Ed to blink in surprise.

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>>543253
>tall
>blue
>xeno
Na'vi are sadly neglected.

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>>537177
but wouldn't Jack be a Psyker by 40k standards, albeit a weak as fuck Psyker?

Does anybody have the link to the smutfic which involved being friends with a xenomorph girl and her mother? I can't find it in the OP.

>>543556
>arrogant hippie tree-niggers

No thanks.

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>>537426
>mfw tall alien women lovingly spooning with human male lovers
>also what alien is that? I think that was a from a vidya

>>543862
its from Evolve. as for its actual name, it escapes me right now. i think it was called a wrath

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>>543556
>>543862

>>543345
"Holy shit. I couldn't imagine living like that. You guys must be like sardines in a can."

"Sha'dee live in Colonies. It's like a big group of family and family friends. Some of them take up whole buildings. Mine's kinda small, we just have two floors." Tetra explained, as Ed pushed a bunch of shit off his bed and sat down, pulling up a custom array of augreal panels.

"That's fascinating. Do you have your own rooms, or what, bunk beds? Sorry about the mess, by the way. I didn't expect to have anyone over."

"Why would we?" She asked, puzzled, as she picked her way through the room and sat down next to him. "We share a nest with as many people as can fit."

"Doesn't sound like you get a lot of privacy." Ed observed, bringing up the programming window and setting the pi card down next to them, tapping it to connect it to the interface.

"That's not all that important to us, really. I guess Humans are just different that way." She explained, sniffing and peering around at the scent of a familiar smell.

"Interesting. I couldn't imagine sleeping with my whole family." Ed said, looking at her with concern. "Is something wrong?"

"No, no, nothing wrong. Do you smoke?" Tetra asked, pulling up her own augreal suite.

"I am something of a marijuana enthusiast, yes. You?" He acknowledged with a grin. She chirped in amusement at the turn of phrase.

"You could say that. There's not much else to do in the Stacks besides smoking pot and fucking around with cars. It's one of those drugs that works for most species, so it's cheap."

"We can smoke afterward, if you want." Ed offered.

"Hell yeah!" Tetra chittered. "Here, let me walk you through this. Did you save the place I stopped at?"

Ed found the blocks of code they were discussing, and Tetra showed him the modifications needed to make it work on the pi card. It was interesting to see how his mind grappled with the logic, and how he processed things.

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Is this usable?

>>544003
Code came much more naturally to Tetra and her species than Humans like Ed, which only made it more amazing to her that they had invented it. Still, he was a quick learner. The adaptability of Humans was one of their main virtues, to Tetra's mind. It might take them a while, but once they figured something out they mastered it with surprising speed. When they had finished, Ed tested the pi card. The panel flashed green, indicating a successful initiation and run.

"YES!" Ed pumped his fist. "Who's your daddy!?"

Tetra chirped and gave him a hug. She could barely get her arms around his shoulders, but it felt good. He was solid and firm in her arms, and his body was so warm, much warmer than any Sha'dee she had ever felt. She wanted to linger there and not let go. He jerked in surprise and she released him, shying back and biting her lip. He stared at her for a moment in surprise. Had she done something wrong?

"I'm sorry..." Tetra apologized, clasping her hands across her chest. "I didn't mean to upset you... Sha'dee do that normally. Is there a Human thing I don't know about...?"

"N-no, I'm not upset... Just surprised. I didn't expect that. Humans are a little cagey about touching eachother. I don't mind it, though..." He reassured her, grinning.

"Really?" She asked, loosening her arms and leaning back in. He turned around to face her, and held out his own arms. She scooted in, and embraced him, feeling his strong arms coil around her slender torso. She could feel the slow, steady beating of his heart through his warm chest. She smiled, laying her head against his clavicle.

"You're cool..." Ed observed, squeezing her gently.

"I'm a desert creature." She purred. "My homeworld is hotter than Earth, so my body is cooler. Mmmmmm... You're strong..."

"Am I squeezing too hard? I know Sha'dee are delicate..."

"We're not delicate! You're just unreasonably tough!" She objected, teasingly.

>>544112
He unhooked one of his arms and reached down behind the head of his bed, retrieving a large glass bong. She loosened her grasp and leaned back, staring at the piece hungrily.

"Here, hold this, let me get my grinder." He suggested, offering it to her. She took it as he dug around in his nightstand drawer, pulling out a resealable bag with the logo of a prominent drug store and a small silver herb crusher. He fished out a few buds and ground them up, while Tetra pulled the bowl off and handed it to him. He packed it and slid it back into the bong.

"You want the first hit?" He offered.

"Sure! You have a light?" She asked, sitting crosslegged on the bed facing him and eyeing the piece in her hands. She hadn't used one this size before, and was a little nervous. Humans had to have more lung capacity than Sha'dee, with their big chests and less need for oxygen. Ed smirked and reached out his hand, pushing his thumb against his forefinger. She blinked in surprise as the pad of his thumb slid down and a flame lept from the exposed metal underneath.

"Cybernetics." He explained. She wrapped her lips around the stem of the bong as he lowered his finger over the bowl and began to pull. The thing ripped hard, filling quickly. Tetra snatched the bowl off and tried to suck the lot in, but her earlier suspicion had been correct and it was too much for her. She leaned back and emptied her lungs, coughing and wiping her eyes, ears flicking reflexively with each cough. Ed snatched the piece quickly from her hands and inhaled the excess smoke, letting it out slowly through his nose.

"Ya alright there, Tetra?" The Human boy asked, exhaling luxuriously. She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand and beamed at him through watery eyes.

"I'm good... *cough* swear... Mmmmm... That hit hard..." She gasped, feeling the buzzing euphoria start to fill her body and mind. He giggled helplessly, and took a fresh rip of his own.

>>543253
>>537426
>>543962
Yes this supports my fetish; human malesxtall alien women.

>>543604
Nah. Real psykers are much worse. She doesn't use any Warp magics, biotics baby shit is completly different.

>>544214
That feels like setting yourself up for failure. I mean, even if you have a horsecock by Human standards, it's still going to be sub-par for her at best. Unless you're the kind of faggot who's into humiliation.

Not to mention it would be like hucking a vienna sausage down the grand canyon for you.

>>544250

Maybe the aliens just have small vagoos. Gorillas and Lions are very big animals, but have small dicks compared to humans.

>>544190
"That's kind of a stupid prosthetic to have." She giggled, nodding at his lighter thumb. He made a face at her playfully.

"The really dumb thing is, I didn't even need it." He grinned like an idiot, face flushed and eyes watering. "I just thought it was cool, so I had my hand lopped off. I've got some other gadgets too."

Tetra cackled, and reached for the bong. A few minutes later, the bowl was empty and they were both nice and stoned. Ed laid back on the bed and pulled up his augreal display, swiping a panel until it increased to movie-viewing size and minimizing the others. She snuggled up next to him, pushing her glasses up her nose and giggling as he reached over and pushed them down again. She slapped his hand away playfully, and poked him in the cheek. They laughed about that for a few seconds, then Ed turned back to the display and started scrolling through a popular video streaming site.

"Whadda yah wanna watch, Tet'?" He asked, propping his head up with a pillow.

"How about this?" She chirped, poking him in the chest where the logo on his shirt was.

"You a fan?" He asked, turning his head to face her.

"Am I a fan? Only since I was like 5!" Tetra exclaimed, wiggling closer to him.

"No way?! You know they're making another season, right?"

"Duh!" She giggled, beaming at him.

"You should come over and watch it with me when it comes out!" He suggested with a grin, leaning his head in closer to hers.

"I'd like that..." She purred, looking up at him and flattening her ears. They paused, staring at eachother for a moment, before he leaned in and gently planted his lips on hers. She blinked in surprise, and blushed a deep red, but pursed her lips back, trying to ape the way she'd seen Humans kiss on webshows and movies. They lingered for a few seconds, then broke apart. She opened her mouth to say something, but couldn't find the words. Suddenly, they heard the buzz of the front door.

>>544259
Nah, but if they're mammals they'd need to give birth to live young, and if they're humanoid, those young will need a proportionally wide birth canal to get the head out.

>>544274
Stop judging our preferences and get back to writing.

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If you don't dig big, sexy aliens, then you need to get the fuck out of my face.

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Anybody got art of alien creatures, weird tentacle things, or whatever pretending to be human? Pic related for an example.

>>544315
Sass me like that and I'm going to keep cock-blocking these two (and you lot by extension) :^)

>>544269
"SHIT!" Ed exclaimed, clapping his hand over his mouth. "Quick, get under the bed! Damnit, I thought we had another hour!"

Tetra rolled off the bed and shimmied under it, burying herself in a pile of old clothes as the sound of heavy footsteps approached. She watched through the crack between bed and floor as the door opened. Her high faded almost instantly, and her blood ran cold at the sight of the plated legs of a suit of power armor stepping through it.

"Jesus, Dad, can you take off the helmet? You scared the shit out of me! Why do you have to wear that shit in the house anyway?" Ed protested, causing Tetra to sigh internally with relief. He had had the presence of mind to get his father's thermal capability away from him before he saw her through the bed.

"Cut me a break, Eddy, it's been a long day." The older Human chuckled warmly, as Tetra heard the hiss of his helmet seals disengaging.

"Yeah? I finished that SI project for school..." Ed replied, the bed creaking as he sat up.

"Awesome! I knew you'd figure it out. You're a smart kid, you just need to learn how to focus on school."

"Yeah, yeah, I know, Dad."

"Alright, fine, no more "life lessons" for today. I've got a shitload of paperwork to do for Kjorobos, would you do me a favor and run to the store? We need groceries, I'll text you a list and some credit."

"Uh, yeah. Sure!"

"Thanks kid, I appreciate it. You've been a big help lately, but I'm a little worried about you hanging around here all day after school. Haven't you met anyone your age to hang out with?"

"Uh, actually I did meet someone today. She helped me with the SI stuff, as a matter of fact."

"A girl, eh? What's she like?"

"Oh come on, Dad, don't be like that!" Ed groaned.

"Fine, fine, I'll leave you alone. Love you!"

"Love you too, Dad."

Tetra realized she had been holding her breath as Ed's father left, closing the door behind him, and she gasped for air. Ed hopped out of bed, and helped her crawl out from under it.

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OK, so here's the scenario.
You've been working a long shift and it's getting close to time to clock out.
As you're cleaning up for the evening your Grey coworker asks if you'd like to join her and her friends for some drinks.
Now you're well aware of what happens when Greys and alcohol mix. Old spacers tell tales of interstellar prohibition.
Would you be willing to risk it?

>>544350
I love the idea.
>Sober Greys = The very portrait of civility and control
>Drunk Greys = ayylmao dude weres mys pac eship

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In case anyone's wondering, yes I did fap to these when FO2 came out

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>>544350
Fuck yeah, I'd risk it! I wanna party with a cute ayy or two!

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>>544350
>>544374
I love greys.
>bald
>big, dark eyes
>big, sexy cranium
>exotic coloration
>willing to experiment
Perfection.

>>>/k/29807973

>>544410
>first response is "muh dick"

Never change, /k/.
Never change.

>>544341
"You didn't tell me your dad was a Merc!" She hissed, putting an accusatory finger on his chest and glaring at him.

"I'm sorry!" He protested guiltily, backing away and holding up his hands in surrender. "I really wanted to get to know you better, and I was afraid you'd be scared off..."

"And I'm afraid of getting SHOT!" She whisper-shouted the last word, ears flat and fangs sliding out of her jaw. He swallowed and looked down, worrying his hands. He seemed legitimately sorry.

"He's not like that, I swear. He's a good guy. You don't understand, there's not any other jobs for a Human who didn't go to college. You either become a P-Sec or a Merc, that's just how it is..." Ed explained. "Look, I'm really sorry. I-I didn't think. But he'll be in his office for a while now, I can sneak you out and get you home on the way to get groceries."

"I think that's a good idea." Tetra said, quietly.

They slipped out of the apartment and hopped into Ed's car, taking off and heading towards the Stacks. Tetra punched in the location of her Colony's home, but beyond that they were quiet for most of the ride. Occasionally Tetra snuck a glance at Ed. He looked crushed, avoiding eye contact and hanging his head. Her lines could sense the mood of his bioelectric signature, and there was a definite sense of depression radiation from it. She felt bad for him. She knew he wasn't lying, that there was no malice in his actions and that he regretted them. And, somehow, she could tell that she liked him. A lot. But she was still shaken from her near brush with discovery, and terrified that further association with Ed, regardless of how much she wanted it, would be too dangerous. Yet, she couldn't get it out of her head. The feeling of being in his arms, of snuggling close to his warm, solid body. And the kiss... She wanted more, and her body did too. She could feel the heat spreading through her groin and belly, and couldn't stop imagining what it would be like to kiss him again.

>>536391
>Been into 40k for years.
>So fucking jaded from crusading.
>I'm not crusading anymore.

I wish I could enjoy it...

>>544450
Give in to it anon.

Fuck every single one of those delicious blueberries until they couldn't walk.

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>>544447
Love the new story so far.

>>540660
Dude, shower and change your underwear.

I'm telling you this with good intent.

>>543244
>>543247
Your weapon is fucking worthless and I hate you especially when I'm about to finish the third level in Halo 3.

Also, I killed your Hunter friends.

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Too much human genitals.