Xeno Thread No.Φ

where are the wealthy ayy princesses, i need to become a toy to one ;-;

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>starting a thread without posting any images

Heretic.

>>498785

I've actually got an idea for a short fic about this. I might put a pause on the Tash and John story to pump it out.

>>498823
you should totally do it. but instead of a boy toy, make it a trans girl, if you feel like it. would make my day. but i dont have any content to post, so i really dont deserve it

>>498861

I'm not sure if I'm gay enough to make a trans girl work, but I'll keep it in mind.

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>>498774
>Meet and be swept away by a wealthy Ayy princess to become her personal boy-toy
>Get introduced to her other ayy princess friend

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>>498935

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>She came to earth to sample the cuisine
>Turns out she loves it
>REALLY loves it
>This is a pretty regular thing for her

>>498958
Looks more like she's mad thirsty.

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>>498958
>chubby aliens
I'll see that and raise you GIANT chubby aliens.

>>498815
What the FUCK is a chilurian?

>>499288
A horny pile of caffeine.

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>>500065
come mierda

Why are all you guys into xeno?

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Can someone post this picture set?

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>>500315

Best way I've ever been able to articulate is as a combination of three factors.

1) Exoticism. Seeing the same thing for so long can be boring, right? Xeno has more variety.

2) Exploration. It's a major turn-on for me to think about mutually discovering a foreign lover's body, and the internet has ruined me on that front for humans.

3) Ego! "This seven-foot killing machine not only doesn't want to kill me, but would rather have sex with me than with members of it's own species! Damn, I'm good."

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>>498785
Here you are.

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>>500338
That game is coming out never

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I think I.have a fetish for anything I can't have, and it sucks so fucking bad.

I want any kind fo ayy pussy, I want all varieties of furry pussy. Literally any kind of fantasy or monster girl, I would plow without hesitation.

And I will never have any of it

This is true suffering

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>>500549
at least we have the porn

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It's the year 6015. Humanity has achieved FTL capability, and integrated with the dozens of other sentient species.
You've stopped for repairs on a nearby colonized desert planet. While browsing the market district for extra supplies, a cloaked figure puts a prehensile pulvillus on your shoulder and asks if you would like to see her wares. Her tone suggests she's offering some weapons or drugs not so legal in civilized space. You agree, and she motions you to follow her into an alley. Once there, she turns around, unveils her body and lists her rates. You now realize the robed alien is not a spice dealer, but a prostitute.

So, would you fuck an ayy lmao, /aco/? I mean any sentient extraterrestrial, not just a 6-armed hooker.
>consensual or rape?
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?

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>>500582
hardmode: there is only one sentient nonhuman species, they cannot communicate words through speech and look like pic related
godmode: hardmode, plus she will lay unfertilized eggs in your urethra and attempt to decapitate you during coitus

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I she worth 60$?

Does anyone have some protoss ? My folder got deleted in the midst of a panic fuelled rush to avoid inquisition.

>>500597
worth it

>>500582
Consenual

Qt

Recreational at first, procreational if our careers mesh.

1- 10?

7 at the max.

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>>500769

>>500582
Call me vanilla but QT, procreational, and where would biped with tits land?

Not much else matters just need some legs to get between and some tits to grab and I'm good.

>>500604
not gonna lie... that's one intriguing puss...

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>>500582

Consensual always

Rando slut

Recreational

5-6. Pic related is as far as I'd go.

>>500804

I don't know what scale he is using, but I'd imagine anything past 6 has no tits and isn't bipedal.

>>500862
Nah I'd guess a 7.
Maybe no longer bipedal at 6 though.

>>500932
>>500862
honestly someone should go ahead and make a scale. Be the best way to do stuff like this.

>>500582

>consensual or rape?
Have to go with consensual

>qt gf or rando slut
qt gf, I don't want space hooker AIDS

>recreational or procreational (science permitting)
Recreational at first but if the relationship evolved into something permanent I can see procreational

>1 to 10 scale how xeno
Think I'm going to have to go with the common 7 here. As long as they are familiar enough to get my attraction but alien enough to keep me exploring.

>>501086
>I don't want space hooker AIDS
I don't understand why so many people have this concern.
Cross-species disease transmission is incredibly rare with earth pathogens.
Why do you think completely alien pathogens would at all be a threat?

>>501138
People talk about STD from aliens but forget that ANY alien disease is potentiatly deadly.

Stuff like tuberculosis is dangerous for us, and we got it from cows. Cows with tuberculosis don't even feel it. That's what we should worry about in xenosex: Not STD's, but regular diseases and bacteria trying to do the same stuff they do on an alien body on our own.

>>501176
If you have multiple species interacting in scifi settings you can just assume everyone has gotten used/gotten vaccines that allow them to not be fucked over by each species little bacteria/pollen/dust particles/etc. It's hand wavey, but unless you want one or more species to be in scifi hazmat suits it's sort of needed/implied.

>>501176
You misunderstand what I'm saying.
Let's take your example tuberculosis.
Crosses over from cows but the problem is cows are relatively closely related to us.
Have you ever heard of a pathogen jumping over from say fish to humans?
What about amoebas to humans?
They also suffer from bacteriophages.
And aliens are going to have even less common with us then either of them!
Xeno plagues unless specifically made to infect humans aren't going to be a problem.

>>501283
With viral infections or the like yeah I'd say you were right because our DNA would differ so much (probably). But when it comes to bacterial infections all you need is an environment conducive to their survival i.e. warm, wet and dark for Earth born bacteria, then those little fuckers could give two shits if you human, xeno, bird, cow, or what have you. Those are the infections that'd scare me when it comes to xeno fucking.

>>501291
>bacteria
I like how you assume microscopic alien life is anything like earth bacteria.

>>501297
>xeno life won't take the simplest for we know of
I like how you assume that it won't. Sure it might not be "bacteria" but simple single celled organisms are what most scientists expect to find first, and like I said if they have an environment conducive to their survival then they'll multiply into an infection. Be they bacteria or not.

>>500582
>consensual or rape?
Rape. But only if I'm the one getting raped.

>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Does a random alien girl who pulled me into an alley count as a "rando slut"?

>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
Recreational.

>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?

4 is my absolute maximum.

...I'm allowed to have fantasies.
It's a fucked up fantasy sure, but I'm allowed to have it.

>>501300
>I like how you assume that it won't
It's very unlikely.
>environment conducive to their survival
But the proof you have of this is earth bacteria who evolved alongside multicellular life.
There is no guarantee that xeno life would find humans at all an "environment conducive to their survival".
I'll throw you a bone though.
I could see something akin to botulism being dangerous to humans.
Y'know microorganisms that produce toxic chemicals as a by-product.

>you and a lovely alien are in love

>after being in such a loving relationship for so long you both finally decide to get married

>both families of the sides are happy and approve

>wedding takes place in a fancy-schmancy hotel

>you and the lovely alien are about to say your "Yes I love you and I do accept your hand in marriage."

[spoiler] >suddenly explosions, gunfire and various screaming is heard [/spoiler]

[spoiler] >its the XCOM Terrorist forces [/spoiler]

[spoiler] >suddenly they come in bursting at the hall where your wedding is taking place [/spoiler]

[spoiler] >they start mercilessly gunning down everyone; the guests, the hotel staff, your friends, your family and your alien lover's family [/spoiler]

[spoiler] you and your lover are in tears fearfully holding each other for the inevitable [/spoiler]

[spoiler] >and then one of the XCOM terrorists notice the both of you and guns you and your lover down [/spoiler]

[spoiler] >you and your alien lover are bleeding to death as you both still cling to each other [/spoiler]

[spoiler] >and just before you're about to die you hear one of the terrorists say: "HQ operation complete. We killed the alien commanders and politicians who're attending this wedding. We've also eliminated other pro-alien human supporters who likely have sensitive information they're going to hand ver to ADVENT. [/spoiler]

[spoiler] >then you and your lover die [/spoiler]

[spoiler] >trying to be in a romantic relationship with an alien is hard [/spoiler]

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>>500582

>consensual or rape?

Both, because my fantasy species has no concept of consent and fucking someone is just a thing like eating a snack. Can't let those balls get too engorged or you'll get sick.

>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?

Randooooo

>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?

Recreational.

>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?

Six. Pic not related.

>>501334
>people still don't know spoiler tags don't work in red boards

I might not be contributing much or anything.

But I'll just quote some anon; or atleast link some thing that was made by another anon related to this topic/thread:

>>493965
>>493970
>>493979
>>494016

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>>501334
>not going nuclear on XCOM

>>501334
Come on now that's just fucking childish.

The XCOM are not terrorists, you're just listening way too much to guys who want to fuck snakes. Do you REALLY know what it feels like to live under such an oppressive alien-fascist government?

And when you realize your alien waifu-garbage is not as dreamy or wonderful, you'll be crawling back to XCOM to have your freedom; actual freedom back.

YES go ahead and call me a normie fag who has not fully experienced the xeno pussy yet. (God I hate that term) Sorry if I dont find aliens, especially FUCKING SNAKES attractive.

>>501370
Then piss off. If you hadn't noticed, this general is about wanting to fuck alien pussy. Go back to screaming memes at /v/.

>>501370
Go to sleep, Bradford

>>501334
>>501363

>average day for the XCOM

"Alright boys lets see what we can do for today's resistance against the evil alien overlords who have done surprisingly beneficial things for Earth's longevity but I'am sure they're the real bad guys... Lets see... Should we bomb a nursery housing alien and pro-alien human children to prevent them from growing up into enemy soldiers?

Or shall we attack an activity center scheduled to host alien and pro-advent human families to prevent information spread?"

"Actually sir, there's this wedding taking place in the Blazer Hotel between a male human and female alien. And some of the attendants are Advent Commanders; nothing too important, but if we crash that wedding to kill those commanders who're invited to the wedding we can deliver another blow to their chain of command."

"Raid a wedding and end up harming civilians? ... OKAY! We've got ourselves a mission boys and girls, better safe than sorry!"

>and then the vary same thing at >>501334 happens

>>501329
>Multicellular xeno QT3.14 has micro organism that somehow didn't evolve alongside said multicellular QT

I'll agree that there is no guarantee that a microxeno may not find us as suitable environment but the opposite is just as likely to be true. The healthy gut microbes of a xeno (if they have any of course) maybe harmless/helpful to them but could end up dissolving your dick if you try anal.

All I'm saying is that if we meet xenos my worry isn't viruses it's the micro-xenos they carry.

>>501384
>and then the rookies panic and kill the highest ranking solider among them
>x-com terrorists standing 2 feet from someone they're trying to shoot miss due to only having a 45% chance to hit them

>>501385
Imagine if a sort of superman scenario happens where alien micro-organisms somehow make humans better/stronger/faster/etc.

>>501390
That sounds like the premise to a vidya or movie or something else I've seen before...

>>501387
So assuming the player is playing this as a mission. Would you then proceed to kill (execute) the human groom and the xeno bride just to be "safe than sorry".

And some other bullshit like the xeno-bride is a politician.

>>501396
If the xenos live on a planet with a weaker gravity than Earth's that would make humans tougher than the whole species.

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>>501357
>>493965
>>493970
>>493979
>>494016

Hey this pro-xeno loving text again

>"PRIVATE!"
>"Y-yes sir?"
>"I've got 20/20 vision every day of the week and twice in sundays and I can see what's right under my nose."
>"What are you saying sir?"
>"What I'm saying is that alien ambassador we just met has eyes for my privates! It was clear as day! Approximately 5 eyes for my privates i believe. 4 of the usual variety and one of the whispering variety. Hopefully, her other eyes betrayed no pattern."
>"Are you saying she's. ..sexually attracted toyou sir?… saying that could get you in trouble."
>"What!? No not me!, you! She's attracted to you private! Didn't you think it was unusual when she slimed your boot?"
>"Well uh a bit but."
>"No butts soldier except for yours and hers together. Private. Humanity needs this to go well. Can I count on you private? Court her, date her, make love with her and marry her to forge bonds."
>"Wuh what??"

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>>501399
Now we're getting into John Carter of Mars shit

http://pastebin.com/jKYKb8Qf

Threadly whoring of this. Any thoughts?

>>501396
The 44th chromosome of the Martians in that Doom movie does a little bit of that. If it doesn't turn you into a monster.

>>501403
>"that alien ambassador likes you soldier"
>"No butts soldier except for yours and hers together. Private. Humanity needs this to go well. Can I count on you private? Court her, date her, make love with her and marry her to forge bonds."

Just curious what that xeno ambassador and her species looks like.

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>>501449
<----Probably like these

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>>500549

I get you, fellow anon

>>499093
Is that a fallen?

>>501379
>>501380
>>501384
>>501387
>>501398
Where do you think those impossibly tasty burgers come from?
:^)

>>501394
Man, I love the idea of a mouth that could do that.

>>501434
You know, you have me checking every day to see if you have something new. Good stuff, looking forward to more.

>>500315
It's similar to the reason I like monster girls. It's all about the exoticism. There are other elements to it, but that's the basic visual response. A definitely female form and yet somehow outside the range of everything I've directly experienced. If I can bullshit for a moment, I can conjecture an evolutionary psychology reason about sowing wild oats in the widest possible genetic field.

The other elements are about love (or lust!) overcoming barriers and the opportunity to explore something no part of the humanity I know has.

>>500549
Cheer up friend, maybe we'll live into the era of transhumanism?

>>500582
Any? No, but most, yeah.

>consensual or rape?
Consensual. Maybe some consent play.
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Either or both. Threesome with gf and a rando we picked up.
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
100% recreational.
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
My scale has a gap in it. Kind of an uncanny valley in reverse I guess; women more exotic than real women can be are hotter than possible IRL; but once a xeno is humanoid enough, but no longer identifiably feminine, it starts to feel like some kind of weird mix of gay and bestiality. Then once we're totally past something that looks like a chordate, I can connect with the pulsating orb of warped space or thousand tentacled thing it on an intellectual but sexual level.

>>501503
This guy knows what's up. I totally agree about the gap in the scale (and pretty much everything else).

>>500582
Consent
GF, no rando alien crotch rot or parasites pls
Yes.
8 as a general rule. Beyond that I'd go for a handful of specific things but not outside that.

>>500805
You terrible bastard...continue.

>>500549
^^^^ This

>>501800
Is this from something?

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OC, what do you think?

Critics welcome

>consensual or rape?
rape, ever since that incase comic i began thinking about a big tall strong qt ayylien that went into heat and raped me
>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
rando
>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
procreation, also humanized.com
>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
8, as long it has a pussy and a pair of gits.

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>you will never engage in galactic conquest, politics and kinky sex with Tyr'ahnee

Live just gets greyer and greyer, famalam.

>>501893

>no eyes
>jewelry

I kinda like it. The dick might bother some but I dont really care. However, I think the elbow on her left arm could be a bit lower. And her right arm seems to be thinner than her left.

>>501922
couldn't get the eyes right so I said fuck it

thanks, i'll keep the proportions in mind next time

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>>501914

>consensual or rape?

I like both but I lean towards rape. Both ayy on human and human on ayy are just fine, though when I fap its mostly (f)ayy on (m)human.

>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?

Neither, really. Neither appeals to me very much. Xeno-queen-that-wants-heirs/to-start-her-very-own hive-and-conquer-a-sector-or-two FTW.

>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?

See above. Procreational all the way, every day. Our swarm will be beatiful!

>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?

I'm not sure exactly where on that scale I am, so I'll just give what I consider to be my "maximum" xeno: Xeno Queen (you know which), the Wraith from Evolve and pic related, Zerg Broodmother. Thats about how far I'll go.

Twileks/Asari is about what I consider to be "minimum" xeno.

>>501841
Turians from Mass Effect. Apparently, Garrus fucked his sister...?

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>>501959

>humanized.com

kek. glad I'm not the only one thinking along these lines. Though I'd prefer a fxeno on male human.

>XENONIZED-Human boy milked by big xeno tailpussy

>XENOED-Human broodmale wants it bad

>AYYYD-Human fucks a specicmen of every alien in the sector

[spoiler]Okay, I'll stop now.[/spoiler]

>>499148
It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru

>>501976
Nah I know that, I wondered if there was a comic this was a panel from.

>>501986
I'd fuck every single one of those Kaiju... Repeatedly.

>>500582
Consensual or maybe she rapes me
Alien I knew
Either
Fuck it, I'll go to 10

>>500582
>So, would you fuck an ayy lmao, /aco/? I mean any sentient extraterrestrial, not just a 6-armed hooker.

I would an Ayy.
I would an Ayy by the bay.
I would an Ayy on the cay.
I would an Ayy most everyday.

>consensual or rape?
Consensual. Rape disgusts me, it doesn't turn me on.

>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Q T 3 . 1 4
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3
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1
4

>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
Why not both

>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
6. I'm going to assume that's the last point at which the Ayy is still bipedal and somewhat Humanoid.

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>>502199
Expanding on this, I care a lot more about whether or not she loves me than what she looks like.

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Look at those thighs
She could crush a car with those thighs
She THICC

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>>502327

>>502327
Make snek great again.

>>502402
XCOM is taking our waifus away

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>>502402
snek was never bad

>>502222
Could we possibly have more male humans getting lucky with female eldritch/lovecraftian ayy lmaos?

So post pics of it please?

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>>502443

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some more kryptish. also i saw someone posted my kryptish succubus on e621, i would really appreciate it if someone could cite me as the artist.

>>502070

It's hard to believe there isn't more porn of that curvy cutie.

Okay guys, I'm going to see if I can come up with a scale and some examples.

The scale us from 1-10 with 10 being the highest and zero being the opposite of 10.

1. "Alien" only by word, this alien has no anatomical differences from a human and is virtually identical. Often wears an odd costume to distinguish from humans.

Examples: Flight to Mars (1951), V (2009 TV Series), pretty much every 1950's alien.

2. Star trek style aliens. Still very close to humans but with small changes in appearance such as ridges on the forehead or pointed ears.

Examples: The endless amount of races in Star Trek. Eldar (WH40K)

3. The "Blue alien" type. Still almost entirely human in appearance but have significant anatomical changes. Such as being very large, having 1 or multiple eyes, 2 toes, 3 fingers and exotic looking skin.

Examples: Asari (Mass Effect), Tau (WH40K), Greys, Na'Vi (Avatar)

4. Star wars style aliens. These aliens are significantly different from a human. With animal-like faces, strange limbs and exotic features.

Examples: Gungan (Star Wars), Xenomorph (Alien Movie Series), Krogun and Turian (Mass Effect)

5. The first "True" aliens. They have almost no resemblance to a human being other than being bipedal. They often have a variety of tentacles, inhuman body shapes and an animal like appearance.

Examples: Kang and Kudos (Simpsons), Tyranids (WH40K), Stitch (Lilo and Stitch )

I'm out of ideas for the rest right now. I'll come up with the rest and could change this all together.

>>502704
6. Bestial aliens that more closely resemble any other Earth Fauna than a human, Non-human animals that are similar in the first place.

7.The insectoid: like the Bestial but taken to the next level. Vaguely resembling Earth Fauna that we already consider to be some what alien in appearance.

8. The Bizarre: Resembling nothing even remotely close to what you might find anywhere on Earth. Little to no lines of symmetry with appendages placed haphazardly placed on a grotesque body.

9. The non-biological: You're fucking a rock at this point. Even if it's a fully sapient rock that's totally into you, it a fucking rock. Dude.

10. The concept: Lacking even a physical body, simply an alien mind, with alien thought that exists on a metaphysical level beyond our comprehension.

>>502704
I would go:

1 >Pulp Aliens. Visually identical to Humans, though they may have different internal anatomy or special powers. The main example would be Superman.

2 >Space Elves. Almost visually identical, except for one or two minor features, such as pointed ears or strange eyes/noses/etc. Key examples are Vulcans, Bajorans, Eldar.

3 >Rubber forehead aliens. A more extreme version of Lvl2 but still extremely humaniod, the Lvl3 Ayy has more obvious differences, although entirely cosmetic and capable of being done with makeup alone. The obvious example would be Klingons (Next Generation Era).

4 >Blue Space Babes. Essentially a Lvl2 or 3, but with radically different skin tone, usually in bright colors like blue, green or red. Think Twei'leks, Asari, or the ur example: Orions from Trek.

5 >Convergent Evolution Aliens. These Ayys are still very Humaniod and most of their biology is roughly analogous to Humanity, but they are alien enough that they couldn't be played by a Human actor without CGI. This is the last level likely to have breasts and directly compatible sex organs with Humans. Examples include Quarians, Na'vi.

6 >Bipeds. Still roughly Human-shaped, but very different biologically, this type of alien can function well in society with Humans and use the same technology with ease but looks quite different. Think Krogan, Turians, and many Star Wars aliens (including Wookies).

7 >Animalistic. Ayys of this level are not bipedal any more, and visually resemble animals more than Humans. Think Varren, Hanar, or many of the Evolve creatures.

8 >Monster Ayys. Exactly what you'd expect. Think tentacle monsters, sentient sea cucumbers, giant space worms, etc.

9 >Eldritch Abominations. Horrifying, Lovecraftian Nightmares with borderline incomprehensible forms.

10 >Transcendants. Beyond biological bodies at all, these are spirits, beings of pure energy, AIs and such things.

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>>502812
>Eldritch Abominations
Ah, my niche

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>>502834
And this, can't forget this

>>502219
>>502818
What is this species from?

>>500585
I prefer some what humanoid.

>>502842
Looks like the boss/business aliens from Abe's Oddyssee.

They didn't have arms, though.

>>502842
Glukkons from Oddworld
This isn't how they really look

>>502448
>jizzing into infinity
Kek

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>>502909
and beyond

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>>502903
They did, they use them as legs

>>502919
Oh.

Well, how about that...

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How many of you would?
That's a human spacecraft that it's touching

>>502928
ewww no.

>tfw no good turian on turian art or smut

fucking asari get everything. Just boring blue ladies but everyone loves them

>>502052
Here's the scourge if you want.

>>502985
wat

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>>502977
Asari are basically the sluts of the Mass Effect universe.

It's not such a big surprise.

>>502989
Sorry. Source*. Also I forgot to paste

http://fvb-h.tumblr.com/

Typing a hard

>>502991
See this is why we need to carpet-nuke Thessia.

>>502993
I'm probably going to regret reading this, but thanks for delivering.

>>502977
Basicaly: Normies.

>>502995
Be warned.

i'm looking thru and theres lots of pregnant/ birthing shit

Who wants more Enemy Lines?

>>503001
I didn't know Tom Clancy had a tumblr.

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The lack of Turian, Krogan and Salarian female porn is disappointing

>>502215
If it doest kill me, all the way up to 10

>>503005
What?

>>498811
Sauce ?

>>503046
sunibee

>>502812
With this scale I'd fuck anything between 2 and 6 and then jump straight to 10. I ain't into bestiality and eldritch horrors kinda scary me and not in a good way.

>>502977
... I like boning with Asari. They're open, openly like sex with humans and sex with 'em feel absolutely heavenly.

What's not to like?

>>503116
>What's not to like?
Sexually transmitted mental illness.

Also you never know if she's an Ardat Yakshi, in which case sexually transmitted death.

>>502834
>tfw will never turn into a sexy demonic abomination

>>503125
>Sexually transmitted mental illness
What evidence do you have of such a thing?

>>503172
Bullshit you're the one who claimed it.
Prove it.

>>503009

Salarian pussy is best pussy

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>>503206
I heard you wuz talkin' shit like I wouldn't find out.

>>503005
I know I want more, you got me hooked.

Also if anyone cares I'm going to try to get out some more of the Tash and John story soon and also hopefully that ayy princess short I had in mind. Probably won't be until late tomrrow, I really should be sleeping because I need to be a responsible adult and work in the morning. Goodnight /xeno/.

>>503208

Man, that's a fuckin good piece of content.

>>502812

That sounds pretty decent. I'll mix all of our ideas into an easy to read image some time soon. And fix our 1-10 problem for good.

>>502327
Sexy snek waitress at Advent burger~

>>500549
>ywn live in a cyberpunk future with alien prostitutes and alien porn
Smfh

>>498825
I guess Rek'Sai IS an alien...

>>500549

Give it 10 years, there will be more fully immersive VR porn than you could possibly handle, some of it alien/furry/etc themed for sure. There is still reason to hope my good anon

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>>503208
swear on me fuckin mum m8

>>503417
Why does that Turian have tits? They're not mammals.

>>503005
yea

>>503561

I don't know, why can a quarian have sex without environmental protection? Because it's a fantasy

>>503737
Antihistamines, antibiotics, and most of their suit still on
Besides, flatchest Turians are the best. Hips man. HIPS.

>>503737
That's canon though. Turian tiddies are decidedly not canon.

>>503741

This, it's a proven fact that delicious flatchest Turians and Salarians are superiour in every way to the other mass effect races. Quarians have dem hips too but the immunity issues make them a hassle.


Gimme a Turian or Salarian any day. I'm not being contrary, something about tits that I hate. >inb4 closet homosexual urges

No. The fact that a female has no breasts just draws more attention to the pussy for me.

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>>503758
I mean you're right about the Turians, but otherwise you have shit taste. Tig ole biddies are the best.

>>502812
I'd fuck an unimaginable abomination
If your mind cannot conceive of them image how they must feel around your cock

>>503828

I meant on aliens m8, tits on an alien are a shit. A shit!

>>503901
But alien breasts are the best breasts.

[spoiler] especially when they're full of alien milk[/spoiler]

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all that time wasted on arguing could of been spent posting aliens

>>500549
I feel ya man, human women do nothing for me.

>>501407
Would you bang that xeno female?

>>504613

I would tear that pussy to pieces just to reassemble the wrecked cooter and do it again.

Sexually.

>>503533
We said "give it 10 years for VR" in 2000.
We said it in the 90s.
Hell we said it in the 80s.

Full immersive VR is never going to happen. The brain is too complex and unique.

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>>504777
but we've made absolutely unprecedented leaps and bounds just within the past few years, do you really believe that it just wont happen?

What's the tags for this on gelbooru or danbooru?

>>505029
just alien

>>505029
also a lot on there is bullshit

>>505046
Then what do you recommend anon?

>>498818
>otachu
Normally I don't approve of kaiju lewds, but this is too good

>>504613
Anon the better question is would I bang that xeno day and night until dem child bearing hips were carrying twins?

And the answer is yes, yes I would.

>>504777

It's not that complex. People are tricked by drugs all the time into believing a false reality.

>>503561
Most mammals don't have tits. Humans are weird in that one, and it probably has to do with the fact that we're bipedal and have our reproductive tract opposite our heads. Being bipedal made hips and ass shape matter more, so tits probably evolved to have something to shake from the front.

I mean, there are alternative explanations. The breasts began protruding more to compensate for humans' shrinking jaws and lack of a muzzle relative to previous primates, and the fat helps keep it the right temperature. But I personally don't buy it. It doesn't explain the sheer size and roundness that have developed as options.

>>505112
Sexual selection. Humans have bigger breasts and penises for our size than any other primate. Early humans must have found those traits attractive, and the individuals who displayed them got more opportunity to breed.

>>504777
Yeah the difference between then and now is that high quality consumer VR actually exists. Just think how much the computer industry as a whole has advanced in the last 15 years from PCs to game consoles to cell phones. VR is now one of those products that will drastically improve because it's here and people want it.

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Good evening boys and girls, hope all you xeno-lovers out there had a good day, thought I'd start off tonight with this little ditty from 1979.

https://youtu.be/kii8Zsuo3_c

"I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper." Ah, we've all been there, haven't we?

>>505053

Honestly these threads are pretty much the best place for sexy ayys outside of looking up specific artists who are known to draw them. And that obviously has it's own difficulties like with nuerodyne.

>>505887
am i the only one that thinks the head is a fedora in the thumbnail?

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>>506124
No, I thought it too. Even knowing it isn't when I glance at the thumbnail I think that.

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>>506124
Oh shit I see it too

>>506128
>dat cute bum

100/10 would destroy

Continuing http://pastebin.com/jKYKb8Qf

>>

Ketri was very sore the next morning, and managed to coerce Nate into bringing her breakfast in bed. The sun had begun to rise, but it was still mostly dark outside as they cuddled next to the truck's space heater and scarfed their morning rations.

"Last night was fuuuunnn..." The little alien purred, stealing a spoonful of instant oatmeal off his mess tin and nuzzling her face into his chest as he cradled her along his right side. "You really stirred up my insides! And there was still cum leaking out of me this morning..."

"You're a little semen demon, you know that?" Nate chuckled warmly, scratching her behind a pointed ear and stroking her inner thigh. She give him a little nip on his neck and chirped slyly.

"How did you ever guess?" The Sha'dee smirked, flashing her fangs as she wiggled her soft red tail and flicked her ears. Her people's resemblance to ancient depictions of demons was not lost on Humanity, and had unfortunately led to much persecution from the First Galactic Church. But between the two of them, it was just another thing to tease about.

"God I love you..." Nate mused, kissing her forehead and squeezing her shoulder. The xeno girl flushed, and beamed at him.

"I love you tooooo..." Ketri purred.

"We should probably get moving. I think the others are packing up already."

"Awwwwwww... I wanna cuddle more..." She complained, rubbing her body against him plaintively. He laughed, and started tickling her belly and sides. She chittered and thrashed about, playfully trying to fight him off until she fell off the bed and landed on the floor of the truck. Nate slid out of bed after her, and helped her to her feet. A few minutes (and a bit of kissing and fondling) later, they were dressed. Once the nets had been rolled up and stowed, they mounted up and set off.

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>>506128
>those underoos

Oh me, oh my

>>506334
pantless girls are my fetish too.

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>>506128
I had a pair of underwear just like that when I was young. Which reminds me:

Is there any shota-xeno out there? Preferably gay but wouldn't mind straight either.

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>>506454
As I am neither a faggot nor a pedophile, I'm afraid I can't help you.

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>>506454
Im sure someone will come along to help me. Thanks for trying tough.

Here is something your non-faggot ass may enjoy.

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>>500582
Only consensual, not into rape.
Both.
Both.
Full blown fucking 10. I'll stick my dick in anything that'll allow it.

>>506487
Y'know, that picture makes me wonder if digitigrade legs would actually work on an upright biped like that. Imagine the strain that must be on that joint, having to hold up the weight like that.

The only things that I can think of like that in nature are kangaroos, and they have most of their weight slung down low, unlike us with our big, heavy brains held up like this.

I meant >>506487 to >>506460

>>506622
If their planet has a lower gravity it could work wonders. Like, 0.85g and they are set.

They would probably also be gigants, given lower gravity allows for taller bodies.

>>506635
>If their planet has a lower gravity it could work wonders. Like, 0.85g and they are set.
>They would probably also be giants, given lower gravity allows for taller bodies.
Good point, didn't think of that. Higher gravity (maybe even Earth-norm) would really fuck them over though.

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>>506665
Yes, it would. On the other hand we would be like dwarves to them: Tiny but ridiculously strong.

Our bones are dense and our muscles thick to keep us upright and walking ok, and even then they only last about 50-65 years before starting to break down. Such aliens would almost certanly need either an exoskeleton or canes to talk long period of time in our gravity.

We, on the other hand, would have to be very careful not to accidentaly shatter their hands with fist-bumps and walk slowly to avoing hopping everywhere due to our legs trying to lift a weight way lower them normal.

>>506721
The llower gravity would also causes humans to get a growth spurt due to less gravity pushing us down. Like how astronauts end gaining a couple inches while in space/zero-g

>>506732
Perhaps they're smaller, more gracile creatures that stand about our size if not smaller. Is a size ever given? Because if they are small, that could explain their rather slim body, like an antelope.

>>506487
So can I boink that ayy lmao woman? Is that ayy lmao woman worth porking with?

>>506300
They made good time, skimming quickly across the desert plains. This world was surprisingly barren, with nothing but desert and crumbling terraforming towers as far as the eye could see.

"Was this world terraformed?" Nate asked idly, glancing out the window at a sand-blasted tower.

"Sort of." Ketri explained. "The local legend is that there used to be a sapient race on this planet. Conglomerate made first contact with them, decided they weren't compatible with Humanity, and carpet-nuked the planet from orbit. There's still radioactive hotspots around that the atmo scrubbers couldn't take care of. That's what the geiger counter on the truck is for."

"Damn..." Nate muttered, somberly. Ketri shrugged.

"It happens. Probably would have happened to my people if we hadn't been the first race you made contact with. I've heard you can still find skeletons from the natives, and someone showed me what they said was a skull once. Looked like a dainty Human skull with horns. But it could have been a fake, I'm no xenobiologist." The alien girl explained.

"Who knows. This galaxy's a fucked up place. Thinking about it too hard isn't good for you."

"That's the spirit." Ketri chirped, smiling. "Can't change the past. All we can do is make the present the best we can."

"Cute, amazing in bed AND wise? You just get better and better." Nate teased, leaning across the center console to kiss his mate on the cheek. Ketri blushed, and kissed him back, somehow managing to keep the truck on course as she devoured his face. Nate reached over and tapped the play button on the sound system, and Ketri revved up the engine, sending them flying towards the horizon to the refrain of "Here I go again" by a band his alien girl identified as "white snake".

>>506808
Shit, name fell off.

See kids, this is why you don't drink and be a faggot on 4chan. Be smart, don't start.

>>506721
I'm fairly certain Earth has a high gravity.

I'am trying to make a short sci-fi story with aliens in it and I decided to add this one alien race I thought up of. It's a humanoid alien race in which they have brightly-pastel colored skin, have extremely similar biology to humans, have sharp teeth; the males are less sharper and alot duller than the females, but the females are much sharper. They have horns, the horns of the males are very short and stubby but the horns of females are longer, "profound" and even elegant.

And this race arebeautifully elegant - males are good looking/handsome, even when they age they still look good. And females are easily sexy and are significantly taller in height than the males.

>>507011
Sounds neat bro

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>>507011
>ayy lmao race where they look exactly like humans and have bright colored skin
>have sharp teeth
>they have horns; males horns are short and stubby and female horns are long and regal
>are beautifully elegant

Aren't those bascially Tieflings? Except as aliens and in space?

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>>506813
update the pastebin, family. Threads near bump limit

>>507352
Oh I did, I just realized that I needed to have the protagonists on the road for longer before the interlude, so I changed the order up a bit.

A million blowjobs/pussylicks to whomever can write a threesome story involving the Elites from Halo.

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>>500582
>consensual or rape?
Both

>your qt ayylmao gf or rando slut from the spacebar?
Anything goes

>recreational, or if science allows, procreational?
Both

>on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being blue human, and 10 being an eldrich Lovecraftian entity without terrestrial analogue, how xeno would you go?
8

>>498815
>>499288
>>499298
Holy shit, people still remember that. Alright, then.

>>506808
Nate had fallen asleep by the time they arrived at the Forward Operation Base. He woke to the sensation of Ketri's tail poking him in the neck, and blinked owlishly in the low light. The little Sha'dee had already parked the truck and gotten out of her seat, and was clearly anxious to get out. Nate groaned sleepily and got up, stretching his arms and back as his lover leaned in to kiss him on the lips and gently lick away a trail of saliva that had escaped while he was snoozing. They dismounted, Nate closing the faceplate of his helmet and activating his night-for-day, while Ketri's Sha'dee eyes could already see in the dark. The FOB was inside of a large crater in the side of a small mountain range. These mountains had been much larger once, but were pocked and fractured with the telltale craters of an orbital bombardment. The base consisted of a collection of prefabs clustered around a motor pool and surrounded by sandbag walls and tall fences. Everything was draped with actcam nets, and many of the buildings seemed to be connected by tunnels. The other trucks had arrived as well, and their comrades were in the process of dismounting as a figure exited the FOB's front gate and approached them, flanked by Kodos with heavy rifles and black uniforms.

It was a Sha'dee female, but she was very different from Ketri. Taller (although still short by Human standards) with a slender frame and solid red skin, the other Sha'dee was wearing black armor with some type of powered exoskeleton strapped around it. Nate was surprised, he didn't think there was such a thing as power armor for Xenos. This stuff must have been manufactured by rebels. She cut a commanding figure in it nonetheless, her slender, sharply-featured head mostly shaved except for a strip of hair going down the middle of her skull before becoming a ponytail. There were two small, tightly wrapped braids flanking her hairdo, and she had black tattoos around her eyes which made her look like a falcon.

So we've got stories with humans gushing over aliens, can we get one with an alien freaking out over how weird a human looks?

>>507587
The xeno raised an eyebrow at them, planting her hands on broad, muscular hips. Nate couldn't help noticing the giant freq sabre strapped to one of them. He heard a gulp, and turned to see Ketri swallow nervously.

"You. Human in merc armor. What are you doing here?" The stern-looking Sha'dee demanded, her thumb hovering over the sword's quick-release. Nate felt a chill run down his spine as he realized where he'd seen someone like her before; in war footage from live leak sites, slicing Overlords in half with freq sabres and ripping Human throats out with razor-sharp teeth. This alien was a Marshall Sister, from a rebel cell composed entirely of highly trained and fanatically devoted female Sha'dee, the terror of mercs throughout the Milky Way.

"I'm a defector!" Nate blurted, thankful that she couldn't see him flinch inside the helmet. "I'm with Captain Thoros."

"He's not lying, ma'am... uh... I mean, Sister." Ketri piped up, then flinched and cowered as the other alien gave her a withering glare.

"I'm not your Sister, stripes. You don't even have a sword, you're a trucker. Probably for the best too, you're too top-heavy to be a good duelist..." The Sister sneered haughtily. Nate snarled under his breath, but didn't dare speak up; he wanted to defend his mate, but he wanted to keep his guts on the inside more. "Alright, traitor. If you're lying, Thoros will probably kill you himself. But no funny business in my base or I'll fillet you in front of god and Tits McGee over there."

Nate nodded, letting the jab at Ketri pass. He might be protective, but he wasn't suicidal.

"I'm commandeering five of your trucks on behalf of High Command. I'll keep the crews as well. We're gearing up for a large mechanized offensive and I need more troop transports. You can take the last one and report back to Thoros. If he wants to complain, he can take it up with command. You can stay here and sleep, but I want you gone by 07:00 tomorrow." The alien warrior instructed.

>>507668
"Yes Ma'am!" Nate said, nodding emphatically. The Sister sneered, raised a hand and snapped her fingers. Her Kodo guard lowered their rifles, and the base's gate began to slide open. Nate and Ketri scrambled back into the truck and booted it up, following the others inside the base. The Sister lept gracefully onto the lead vehicle, handing effortlessly off the side of it and guiding them to the designated parking area.

"You alright there, 'Ri?" Nate asked, concerned. Ketri rolled her eyes in irritation as she watched the larger Sha'dee stalk off into the night.

"It's fine, I'm used to it. Marshall Sisters are all massive cunts. They think they're suuuuch hot shit, with their stupid swords and their lame traditions, just because the High Commander favors them." Ketri pouted, crossing her arms and blowing a raspberry at the departing alien. Nate smiled sympathetically, and squeezed her shoulder.

"Screw her. She's probably just jealous..." He assured her with a sly smile and a pointed glance at her chest. Ketri chirped happily, and extracted herself from her chair. Nate pulled his own back, and was about to get up when she stepped over the center console and straddled his waist. Clever red fingers started dismantling his armor, lifting off his helmet and unbuckling his chest rig as she leaned in seductively to kiss him, gently biting his lip as they broke apart.

"Maybe we should close the blast shield..." Nate mused, stripping off his gauntlets while Ketri went to work on his breastplate and abdominal armor.

"Oh who cares!?" The Sha'dee chirped, coaxing him up so she could pull off his backplate as well. "I need you right now..."

Nate grinned, and shed his upper arm plates, then reached down to loosen the leg armor so he could wriggle out of the skinsuit. Ketri crowed in victory as the last piece of gear was stripped off of him, and started unbuckling her pants. He smiled at her enthusiasm, and leaned in to kiss her alluring cleavage.

>>507696
Ketri shuddered as his lips caressed her breasts, biting her lip and tightening her thighs around his waist. Nate took her hand and let her lean back, holding her up while she got her feet onto his chest and managed to shimmy her pants up over her knees and then off. Nate brushed them off his chest, then pulled her back upright, letting her settle comfortable into his crotch. They embraced and kissed hungrily for a while, while Nate slowly worked her shirt up her writhing body and over her head. 'Ri shook her chest suggestively, making her breasts jiggle, then leaned in, pressing them against his chest.

"I wanna ride you for a change..." She purred, kissing him and grinding against his shaft. "If I'm not too... top-heavy?"

Nate laughed, and slapped her butt playfully, causing her to sit up and blink in surprise.

"On the contrary, I think your big, round, firm... assets... Will only improve the experience!" He crooned in a joking tone, reaching up to squeeze her left breast. Ketri whimpered happily, and scooted up him until her warm, wet mound was pressing his cock against his stomach. Nate gasped, and was about to beg her to let him inside when she pushed her nipple into his mouth and wrapped her arms around his head. She gyrated her hips against his member and pressed his eager face into her soft breast, sucking in and puffing out her chest to pump as much warm liquid into his mouth as possible. The Sha'dee girl whimpered harder as he suckled her, massaging her tender lines with strong, deft fingers. He could feel warm wetness spreading through his lap as her sex started to throb and leak lubricant all over him.

"H-how long do you stay in heat?" Nate gasped, releasing her nipple and starting to tease the other one with his tongue.

"U-usually f-for... unf... like... AH! 5 or 6 standard days... Kyaaaa...." His Sha'dee moaned, her tail twisting and contorting as she ground herself against him as hard she could.

>>507756
"F-five or six more days?" Nate mumbled through a mouthful of alien chest. "Mmph... I dunno if I can keep up...."

"Mmm... Don't s-sell yourself... Unf! Short! Y-you're an amazing lover..." Ketri chirped, rubbing the unattended breast and reaching down to push her soaked panties aside. She lifted her groin and guided his pulsating head into her slit then settled down on it, straining to stretch around his girth until he popped inside of her and she slid gently down his length. They both cried out in pain and pleasure as their sore organs tightened against each other. Ketri raised up and slammed down again, impaling herself repeatedly on her Human's shaft, wincing and squealing. Nate panted, chest heaving as she rode him, clutching her ample hips in his hands and guiding her down onto him.

"Ah! Oh... Geez, k-Ketri... You were really sore this morning... M-maybe you should slow down..." He gasped. Ketri cackled and clenched her muscles hard on his shaft, causing him to moan and bite his lip.

"That's your fault for being so rough! Mmm... Once the pleasure starts to build you'll forget all about being sore..." His mate purred, leaning in to tenderly bite his neck, filling him with tingling venom. She was not wrong, Nate noted as the effects of the bite and her eager, greedy thrusts began to fill him with an ecstasy that wiped the ache away. She started to moan harder and longer, grasping his hands and hanging back on his arms so that his cock was angled directly into her ridge with each bounce. Nate felt the magma boiling in his groin as his head punched into her throbbing, convulsing Sha'dee hole again and again with increasing speed. He clenched his teeth and fought the eruption, containing it within his bulging shaft until Ketri's screams reached a fever pitch. He dug his fingers into her hips and yanked her down onto him, pushing his tip into the tender entrance of her womb and releasing, groaning as he felt the torrent of fluid surge into her depths.

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goodnight, sweet prince

>>508164
>>508165
>>508162
>>508160
Wait...are graboids aliens?

>>508205
yes

>>508140
How do you think he went out?

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>>508343
dehydration

>>508343
Having a diabetic seizure, but confusing it for boning a grey. What happened was the feverish hallucinations of someone rather gullible.
/cynicism

>>508358
can't it be both

>>508358
Never heard of diabetus doing that. Another reason to get /fit/

>>508205
Fucking no. They're Precambrian life-forms.

>>508398
Thought I was the only one second-guessing.

>>507877
Ketri sang for a good half a minute, then collapsed against his chest, nuzzling her face into his collar and mewling softly. He shuddered with pleasure, and held her tight, feeling her little heart flutter in her chest. Her tunnel continued to knead him for a few minutes afterward, while Ketri purred and rubbed herself against him slowly. Finally, he lost all of his rigor and slipped out of her. She chirped, and rolled over in his arms, settling her ass into his lap. He felt her tail rub against his dick and smiled, reaching around her torso to cup her breasts. He kissed her on the neck as he massaged her chest, feeling the firm softness of her mounds, still damp with sweat and saliva.

"Oooooooh yes... Mmmmmm... Rub my poor aching tiddies with those big Human hands..." She crooned softly, reaching between her legs to stroke her pussy with one hand, and wrapping her other over one of his, guiding his rubs and squeezes. Nate buried his face in her hair, rubbing her cheek against the side of her cute little head.

"W-wait! Nate... Don't move quickly, but look outside." Ketri whispered, slowing down and freezing. Nate shifted his head and stared into the darkness, searching. Then he saw it: two bright yellow Sha'dee eyes staring back from the top of the truck across from them. A long, slender, solid-red tail arched in the air above them, waving slowly in the night breeze.

"Holy shit, is that..." Nate whispered, narrowing his eyes.

"She's watching us!" Ketri breathed incredulously.

"Well then Jesus Christ, close the blast shield. Those Sisters creep me the fuck out." Nate shuddered involuntarily. Suddenly, the eyes blinked, then disappeared. The two stared into the night, and Nate thought he made out a shadowy figure streaking silently away. As soon as the figure was gone, Ketri slapped the blast shield button and they stared at each other in confusion as the shield lowered over the windshield.

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I'm writing two short fapfics and I need a little help coming up with names for the female xenos. One is a insectoid, the other is a eldridch looking mass of black, soft skined, tentacles, a lot like pic related.

Help me out with some suggestions?

>>508620
If you're really stumped, you could have them go by Human names when interacting with Humans. Like how chinamen at college go by "Kevin".

>>508633
Nice shitpost there anon :^)

>>508620
Names are always the hardest part but i would love to read your fapfic about the eldridch ayy

>>500585
I think i could pass hardmode. I don't care about aliens looks long as it's cuddly.

>>508620
Could always just give them human sounding nicknames because their real names are unpronounceable to humans.

>>508205
Possibly oldest animals on Earth, yes

Xenos, naaaaaaahhhh nigga

>tfw will never be a qt xeno girl and be tenderly and curiously sexed by a human

>>508205
Technically no, but neither are the Cephs from Crisis, and they are plenty non-humanoid.

>>509774
>Cephs
>Krogans
>Na'vis

I don't know why this pisses me off so much, but learn your fucking pluralization you dumb niggers. Not every word needs an "s" tacked on the end of it to be plural.

>>504613

Hell yeah, she reminds me of the Beta from Grey Goo.

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>>509978
They look like the fucking Kinko's logo

>>509978
I would fuck the one on the left until she couldn't walk.

>>509774
Wat? Yes the fucking Ceph are aliens, they come from the Triangulum galaxy.

It's like three million light-years away, you can't get much more alien than that.

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>tfw no Turian gf

>>510317
>wanting to fuck a cheesegrater

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>>510317
>tfw no turian twink BF

Why even live

>>510328

Why are you even in this thread?

>>510347
For soft, cuddly Ayys

>>510361

Step it up casual. You can't fully appreciate cuddling up to a soft, loving ayy bae until you've fucked an entire nest of apex predators with more gaping maws full of razor teeth each than you have teeth yourself.

>>502407
What?

>>501176
just wear a condom bro

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>>510486
But what if their pussy juice is corrosive. I mean the xenomorph has corrosive blood, is it such a stretch that their other fluids might be corrosive as well? So I guess a better question is are you willing to chance melting dick for some ayy pussy?

I might risk it.

>>510506
>people get xenomorph drool on them all the time in the comics/movies/games/books/etc
different body fluids are different from each other

>>510506
I dunno man, my dick might override my thinking processes. At least I would die happy

>>510509
I know that, perhaps I didn't word it right. I was referring in general to any xeno. Just trying to spur some conversation. I came for the porn and stayed for the porn and interesting discussions on xenobiology.

>>509774
The Cephs are aliens though
Graboids are just prehistoric creatures

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Alright, im trying to do a bit of world building and brainstorming. I've been dicking around with games like COC and Free Cities, and i want to put together something along those lines, but xeno focused. I know Fenoxo has Trials in Tainted Space hes working on, but that feels like a wasted opportunity, just lots of dog/bee/snake aliens, it feels like just another furry game.

I want to focus less on Star Trek style recolored humans with prosthetics, and more on things that are a bit more alien. Lots of non bipeds, exotic species, size difference, less clear genders, etc, and throw in a little bit of HFY. Definitely text based because I have zero artistic skills.

My basic back story so fAR is really similar to The Damned trilogy by Alan Dean Foster. Basically two alliances that have been fighting for an arbitrary amount of time, each side actively exploring and recruiting new species, and at this point the war involves dozens of civilizations. The HFY trope comes in here, with the various races being generally shit at war, using weapons that are decidedly non lethal against humans, etc. You wind up a solitary human in the middle of this, with no idea how to navigate back to earth, and fight and fuck your way across the galaxy.

Species start off pretty tame, but as you progress through the story more lethal and exotic creatures are brought in/engineered, lots of fangs and space demon H.R. Geiger shit at the end.

So what sort of shit would you sick fucks want to see? Sexy octopus aliens? less HFY and more Human Fucktoy?

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>>510756
For some ideas on some ayy's I would take a look at what Paradox Interactive is doing with the species their making for Stellaris. The species selector has a lot of really interesting looking and very alien species. You could grab some inspiration from it.

>>510761
Holy shit, I didn't know Paradox was making a 4X game, how did that slip by. I've been getting bored of GCIII, and was thinking about picking up Distant Worlds, but the real time aspect kind of turned me off.