HOMESTUCK - HOMESMUT GENERAL #19
Deaf Stoner Edition
Try to Think about quality when posting:
>Does the drawing resemble the character enough to be considered Homestuck?
>Is the drawing a mess of scribbles or aesthetically displeasing?
>Accompany shitposts with quality porn
Old Thread:
>>409800
>>409800
Image resources:
Paheal
http://rule34.paheal.net/
34 dot xxx
http://rule34.xxx/
booru
http://rule34stuck.booru.org/
recommended fic list
http://pastebin.com/8XfBnwf8
MSPARP room
http://msparp.com/acohsg
same old thread
same old reposts
>>466786
Good point. New challenge, how far in this thread can we get without the same images/artists
Homesmut General: Hard mode
>No Crablouse
>no GO
>no gummy
>no siggy
No cinnasmut, either. It's not a rule, but like, please, no Cinnasmut?
>>467292
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>>467294
>>467296
>>467300
Post anything that is a comic.
>>469143
>Know the girl who made these
>She hates homestuck with all her heart
>Still proud of this despite that
>in fact it's the only Homestuck thing she did that she still says she enjoys
Also here's a porn comic, I guess.
>>469139
>post anything that is comic
i was going to post FREEDOM.png but i realize i would probaby be banned
>>469193
Simple. Change your IP.
sweet fuck thank you ive NEEDED a thread for the deaf stoner cat girl
>>469380
Then have some
>>469558
>>469559
>>469560
>>469563
>>469565
>>469565
>>469139
What is the name of the person who made these John/Rose comics? I loved them, smut or not, because I think she was the only person other than me who still shipped this.
>>470455
I think her tumblr is wunderscheisse -- at least, that's what it was last I checked. It's been an age since I did anything Hamsteak related. She's got a lewd blog, too, but I think that's linked on her main.
Hope that helps.
Does anyone have that Mindwipe comic? The one where Dave fucks jade trough a hole and then they have babies
>>471641
previous thread >>422954
UPDATE!
Anyone got a list of some Homesmut artists that I follow for some good porn.
>>473772
Why does G-O hate Rosemary (or like Rosemary NTR) so much?
>>474104
what are you talking about she's done a bunch of rosemary
>>474106
>she
>>474025
source?
>>474247
http://nsfw-pj.tumblr.com/
In case nobody heard,
UPDATE
I happened upon this fic and it gave me the bluest of balls. I thought you guys might like it.
archiveofourown.org/works/830808
Any DavepetaSprite^2/Jade porn going on?
>>476831
This is amazingly well-written.
I'd love to see the predom Calliope wearing only her god tier hood and bow tie if anyone's around and interested in drawing this, thanks.
Anybody got any good fics? Especially ones with:
Karkat
Kanaya
Meulin
>>477692
Ideally not
>>474487
Why is her elbow a rune of power
>>477943
Here you are, buddy. Hope you don't mind the total lack of breasts, personal preference.
>>478809
I don't what problem there is with that?
>>478823
Jade just reached level 23 and unlocked that perk.
>>478857
10/10, super hot. Thanks again.
>>478857
any chance of a jane/jade/rose threesome
>>479982
honestly any reletively IC janerose at all, lewd or not, would make my goddamn day
i need a towel
>>480237
>janerose
hm
hmm
I like the way you think
I will second the request politely
>>478331
Holy shit my dick.
>>474487
>jade being unhappy as a puppy sub
out of character, can't fap
>>481752
moar
>>481752
Jade's a dom, not a sub.
>>481800
yes
>>481843
worng
>>481867
Right you mean. Jade is the one who wears the proverbial pants, even when there are no pants to wear.
>>481915
Definitely wrong, Jade wears no pants under any circumstances.
>>477930
It is! I just wish it had kept bloody going.
Hey guys, name your favorite crackship. I might try to draw one over the weekend
>>483018
Hearts Boxcars/Roxy
>>482840
Man, no kidding. There's not a single outfit where she wears pants.
#KatNep #SecondCumming #YIFFLOM
>>483018
sawtooth/ice cream man (from and it dont stop)
there's not enough art damn it
there's no art actually. I checked.
>>483018
RoxyxEquius is my ship, though not very crack.
>>483018
I'm a fan of any of the carapice ladies getting some.
>>482840
>>483101
So bottomless Jade is what I'm getting from this
Are there any good fics that focus on the whole "being perpetually observed" aspect of Homestuck? Basically, any fics about time-traveling one-way webcam masturbation?
>>484661
ease of access is Jade's modus operandi
Some vriska tits I drew
>>486049
thank you friend, all spider tits are greatly appreciated
How long do you boys think we will keep this up after homestuck ends
>>486479
A long ass time. There is still the game coming out and that'll keep it relevant for a while, plus Paradox Space is still kinda going.
>>486606
Don't forget Homestuck 2.0
>>484661
moar
>>487125
>>484750
Damn straight.
>>488558
Are you the same guy that did
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1740939
This?
>>488558
Would you be willing to do anything with Calliope? I'm desperate.
>>488558
Now we need her slipping up on ice at some point on LOFAF and falling over, to give everyone a show.
Going commando has its downsides after all.
>>488558
where's the knot
>>490359
Nowhere, where it belongs.
>>467296
>tfw almost no homestuck /ss/
Well that shit was hype
>>491420
>>490788
what about this good-ass art I commissioned like a thousand years ago
>>491420
Ah my favorite thing with Jade in homestuck porn. Huge tits and using space powers to make them huger.
>>491423
Ah, my least favorite thing with Jade in homestuck porn. People shoving their garbage bestiality fetish onto her and giving her a fucking dog dick.
Futa is a garbage fetish too while I'm at it.
>>491461
maybe you should commission art you like, then, pal
>>491476
I'm fucking broke and jobless.
>>491461
I like you
>>491428
>Female tavros
Yes. BUENO.
sure am fucking glad there's no porn of eridan fucking shrek [spoiler]yet[/spoiler and yes i know this won't work on aco so just pretend alright]
>One of the biggest reasons I'm into futa is because I'm a massive autist who can't stand the sight of male characters in HS porn, and having a chick with the dick is the only way any semblance of penetration will happen.
It's a weird little world, isn't it.
>>491461
>is fine with m2f genderbend
>can't handle a dick with tits
what a faggot
topical
I'd like to request some dogcock Jade
Fuck I can't believe Homestuck is ending. Cheers to the longest fucking train of endlessly imaginative porn we'll probably ever see in our lifetimes.
>>467292
Do you not like cinnasmuts stuff or are you counting her as populat
>>491428
this is great but I need more
Does anyone have any JohnRose or JohnRoxy? Lost my old collection sadly
Any drawfags who browse these threads? Can someone draw this but better?
For HST.
Anyone got the full version of this
>>488558
Who made this though? I need more of this art style in my life.
Please tell me it's someone that posts on any site that actually keeps stuff up.
>>495752
it's ... eh, he has many names.
His current tumblr is tealtentacles. His tag on paheal is et_cetera. He's also known as MK on deviantart. He drops something here from time to time too, just as now.
>>495773
Hum... Both are missing that specific Jade, and thus probably missing other good stuff.
Thank you.
>>495776
he rarely updates his tumblr, some things never get posted, and people on paheal aren't the most active bunch, after the gigapause only a few actively posting users remain so not much gets posted anyways.
>>490297
God I love this pic.
>>495831
Keeping blogs updated is such a chore. I post everything to 4chan anyway, so it's not like you're missing anything.
>>496472
I've seen you post in various different threads and boards, that's not exactly easy to track.
>>496490
No, I guess not.
>>496472
Keeping up with 4chan is also chore though. I can't be on /aco/, /co/, /d/, or whatever all at once. Can't blame you too much as I don't even upload my shit anywhere, primarily because it's shit but blogging is annoying.
I really love that NepxJade you did a while ago. Assuming this is TT.
>>496675
>>496706
homestuck and bdsm, my two favorite things
Needs more PM
>>496472
Keeping blogs updated is literally the easiest thing in the world, assuming you're not a dummy and only keep one.
>>497300
>>498126
>>498128
It's funny because if Grandpa in Hiveswap is any indication, she technically is predisposed towards twins
>>491796
Dude the male characters in HS suck, futa is the best.
>>500380
>Dude the male troll characters in HS suck
fixed.
imo, Karkat was fine too until Hussie made him homo.
>>495421
where did this come from?
>>498114
Thanks anon, I just came here to ask if anyone had this comic. Portal shenanigans are the best.
give me good daverezi fics
>>500544
the internet, why does it matter?
i unfortunately have no roxymom, anon
i do have momrose
and roseroxy tho
Can we get this thread to bump limit before 4/13?
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>>500544
http://steelcorridor.tumblr.com/post/142430281111/somebody-else-show-draw-this-but-better#notes
Homestuck is over and bouncing titty Vriska is canon
At least porn never lets me down
>>504883
I'm gonna need a picture for proof.
>>504956
it's in the update, when she's in front of the ghost army
[spoiler]quick someone make a webm of it so i can stare at them with a vibrator up my ass[/spoiler]
>>469139
this is hilarious and ridiculous
posting for an anon in /hst/
not super pornographic but someone wanted to see it so here it it
I need a facet to fondly look back at homestuck with and since is pissing on Act 7 I've turned to porn. If anyone has requests I'll dump what I have. I'd also appreciate people sharing whatever good nsfw fan fics they know.
For now I'll dump Rosemary since they seem pretty darn cannon right now
>>505128
>>505128
Jade/Roxy. Literally anything of Jade and Roxy fucking eachother.
>>505130
>>505131
That's a rare order kido
Anything of Jade cucking Karkat?
>>505128
http://homesmut.livejournal.com/8284.html?thread=13543004#t13543004
This is the only erotic fanfic I've read, but it's great. Davexdom!Terezi. If pastebin anon is here, you should add it to the collection.
>>505139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FevMNMwvdPw
right here
>>505140
It's finally over. Thank you Homestuck for all the porn.
>>505138
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>>505156
In the end, the only character I could get off to in this series was Jade.
And she's not even popular compared to all the damn trolls who don't entice me in the least.
>>505166
Don't worry man, as long as I have cash, there's going to be a steady flow of Jade fucking the daylights out of the women of Homestuck. Just you wait.
What's your favorite femship with her, and your headcanon for her appearance?
>>505170
I appreciate the gesture.
That'd be with Rose, and slim and effeminate I suppose. Maybe a little bony.
>>505173
Rough or tender lovemaking?
>>505170
>What's your favorite femship with her, and your headcanon for her appearance?
Not that guy and not expecting you to take any action, just tossing in my opinion.
Pic related is pretty much my head-Jade, girly and curvy. It's hard for me to think of her in femship terms because I like seeing her fuck so much. If I could have anything it'd be Vriska playing with a puppysub, because fuck it.
>>505174
Rough. A girl being greedy or desperate for physical intimacy is quite enticing, I'd say.
>>505127
John /ss/ works best when he is the girl and the woman is the boy
>>505179
Jade practically taking Rose by force from behind, doing her utter best to stuff her full of potent, virile Space player spunk. After all, she's gotta start repopulating somehow, right?
Am I on the right track here?
>>505177
I prefer Jade as desperate for affection and needing someone to pamper and fuck her, after those years alone
>>483018
Feferi/Nepeta.
>>505185
Oh, absolutely! That is 100% in line with my tastes, a direct hit.
>>505186
>I prefer Jade as desperate for affection and needing someone to pamper and fuck her, after those years alone
Absolutely, it's just that you don't see anything besides that very often. For something like that, Rose is a good match.
I still can't believe they only talked like seven times in the entire comic, all of them pre-2011.
>>505192
jade never seemed to get along with Rose, cats and dogs and all that
I prefer her with Dave
>>505189
Consider it commissioned.
>>505196
>GG: uh oh looks like youve got to go
>GG: take care rose! <3<3<3
>>505197
I salute you and your dedication. Jade is truly wonderful.
>>505201
Wait, consider this. Jade knocking up Rose and Roxy both, just to lay her claim on the two lovely ladies and wonderful friends who she can properly breed with. They'd be separate pics, of course.
>>505210
I have no objections. I don't dislike Roxy in any way, certainly. Jade claiming all the human girls for herself has its own appeal, a harem and all.
>>505208
i've seen you caption it this way for years
reveal yourself
>>505223
merely a man with a fetish for vanillay couples
it's over
my god
it's over
all we have left is porn and regrets.
so many regrets
god i want to die
>it's over
I need a drink, a lot of porn, and maybe even a fix of erotic roleplay with a Terezi.
Are there any download links or archives of all the homesmut that's been accumulated, as opposed to flipping through booru pages?
This thread helped me reach catharsis over the ending.
>>505710
>all the homesmut that's been accumulated
You seem to be oblivious to the amount of homesmut that was produced over the years. Neither booru nor paheal has even half of it. Heck, my HS folder is over 1.5Gb with over 5k files, and that's only the stuff that I deemed quality enough to keep.
post some good Aradia, anon
>>504883
>>505884
wait, u mean this is what tumblr is mad about, really?
>>505872
>>505916
Because none of their trans headcanons are real anymore
>>505208
anymore good homestuck feet stuff? i remember it being really rare.
>>506157
No idea
Quality cockanaya when
So, who else is doing a final read of it all, as a send off?
>>506514
It's not worth the effort man.
>>506514
Nice Mierfa/Jade though
>>506514
I was going to but the ending just bummed me out so much. I'll at least read up to through Act 5 again.
i know that it ended but I haven't even read up to the fucking alpha kids god help me
Hussie said that he was writing up an epilogue, so there's some hope at least that we're not going to be left with the shittiest fucking cop-out ending ever.
>>506793
Dude, don't waste your fucking time.
>>505749
Yo dog. Put a megashare on that shit.
Bump for the thread because it deserves it.
Eh, fuck it. Anyone got any fic requests? Not got anything else I need to do for a while.
>>507264
John visits the Lalonde home. Mom Lalonde casually seduces him while Rose looks on flustered, but doesn't interfere.
If that floats your boat and hasn't been done somewhere already.
>>507264
Jade seducing Nepeta. Or Roxy. Or anyone really.
>>507264
Jade takes Roxy's dick (attached or strapon) up the butt For science! and pleasure
so how do fell about homestuck ending?
moist i assume
>>507274
Seconding this, Jade seducing (and breeding) a cat lover is always great.
>>493753
its just awful
>>507270
http://pastebin.com/tRAR2CQs
This ended up being a little more freudian than first intended. But what can you do?
>>507274
>>507350
Well, the thread has spoken. Lets see how many sexy synonyms for "knot" I can come up with.
>>507435
good stuff!
>>507264
You know that one image Shameful Display did with Nepeta, Vriska and Feferi in gym clothes, and Vriska's trying to seduce Feferi and Nepeta realises she's about to get cucked? Do that as a fic, except Nepeta promptly grapples Vriska to make her stop, buttfucks her as revenge, and gets Feferi to fuck Vriska's dickhole.
Man Shameful has done a fuckton of Homestuck cuckold porn lately. Lousy commissioners.
>>507621
Just a pussy, if you don't mind.
>>507264
Dave getting Jade super fucking pregnant
>>507864
Yeah but like, a fic, and a bit more lovey dovey
>>507274
>>507350
http://pastebin.com/69epWd9R
It's a little shorter than I would have liked, so I'm a little nervous about quality. Hope you enjoy!
>>507302
I might be able to wrangle a little something out of this.
>>507855
I've never done an impreg fic before, so if I get round to this it ought to be interesting.
>>507902
Nice ass job on the Jadenep, no need to be nervous there.
>>507264
Terezi gets to know Dave with some thorough body worship?
>>507264
A panther or wolf lusus with the Disciple perhaps? Maybe Nepeta if you don't want to write ancestors?
If AUs are alright maybe familystuck Disciple both helping Nepeta with her first heat and deciding to take her daughter's first time?
>>507855
Okay, uh, this is a new experience for me. your prompt actually ended up inspiring two fics.
First and foremost, a short little romantic piece for all you shippers out there.
http://pastebin.com/kMRPT9FY
And secondly, a slightly longer fic that's less romantic, but still covers the best elements. Namely Jade forcing Dave to impregnate her.
http://pastebin.com/47KyvEYd
Warning; both of these fics may contain copious amounts of consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpsoe of procreation.
>>508875
Do Lusii count as bestiality? I know they're semi-sentient at the start of the relationship, but don't they get more animalistic by the end of development?
>>509195
How do you feel about Jade using telekinesis and her Jadebot to doubleteam Roxy Lalonde? Lord knows she's possessive as hell of her, so this'll really be the only way Jade can fill both of her holes. Preferably ending in her knotting the blonde's backdoor.
>>509224
Oho! Now we're getting to the weird and wonderful.
Hmm... what do you mean by "possessive" of her? I don't think Jade and Roxy have had much interaction with one another in canon.
>>509250
What kind of mutt would she be if she wasn't loyal to a fault with her assumed girlfriend in this AU? She's sweet, kind, protective, and eager to please her fellow plush-loving, rifleslinging scientist, but she'd never share her with someone else. So... She makes due within her means.
>>509195
anybody (preferably Karkat or Caliborn) somehow raping grub!Vriska, details are up to you
solely for revenge for her future self taking over the comic
>>509255
Ah, I see. I hadn't considered the relationship angle; most of my fics tend to be more "free love" kinda things. Well, lets shake up the old thinkpan and see what comes out.
>>509260
Thanks man, I'm looking forward to it!
>>507264
Googirl Rose milking a futa Kanaya for all she's worth. And while Kanaya's down for it at first, I'd love if it carried on until Kanaya can barely speak and feels nothing but soreness and regret.
>>507264
What about Mom Lalonde passing out from a heavy drinking binge on her way back inside from her lab, only to be mounted and bred by Becquerel, right out in the open air?
>>507264
if you are still doin fic requests, i would love a kanaya/rose first time and rose's intrigued or shocked-ish reaction to kanaya's nook-bulge junk. perhaps a new found bite kink for rose? kanaya hasnt tried human blood before. thanks if you do
Attempt to revive bump.
>>506157
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7fq1ththgiq2ued/D0fZmV0Epr
>>510930
you attempt was an underwhelming success
If the anon who made the Condesce skin / script for SDT is out there somewhere, I just want to say - you're an amazing human being, and my dick will never be able to thank you enough.
>>511544
you're welcome! Maybe I should redump them.
>>511600
Please do, I missed them.
>>511627
I can't find the pictures. Holy shit, gimme a bit. here's the script tho:
http://pastebin.com/AMTRvxED
>>511634
Ugh, I think I accidentally deleted my sdt folder. I feel ashamed. Someone has to have the edits.
>>511627
I FOUND THEM THANK GOD FOR FLASHDRIVES
>>511685
>>511686
>>511600
Oh man, I was hoping you were here! You're the best anon.
>>511627
>>511634
>>511685
Here's the code, although I have multiple versions (from when it was being refined I believe)
Condy
charName:SD chan;mood:Angry;bodyScale:1.075;arms:onhislegs,onlegs;throatResist:50;hair:sdchan,1,1;iris:normal,0,0,0,1;breasts:121;skin:light;nose:normal;ear:normal;lipstick:1,0,0,0,1;eyeshadow:86,0,69,1;sclera:255,255,0,1;blush:0,0,0,0;freckles:60,24,24,0.8,0;mascara:0,0,0,0,20;nailpolish:0,0,0,0;eyebrow:normal,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;hairhsl:0,1.25,1,1;skinhsl:-48,0,0.34,1.41;hisskinhsl:180,0,0.81,1.03;bg:3;hisBody:male;hisPenis:1,0.855,0.855;balls:0,1;hisSkin:1;hisTop:none,255,242,233,1;hisBottoms:none,27,29,29,1;hisFootwear:none,0,0,0,1;collar:gemchoker,94,2,38,1,255,233,0,1;cuffs:leather,255,237,0,1,255,233,0,1;ankleCuffs:rightanklet,255,233,0,1,0,0,0,1;gag:none,0,0,0,1;panties:none,255,255,255,1;top:none,255,255,255,1;armwear:elbowglove,0,0,0,1;legwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;footwear:none,0,0,0,1,0,0,0,1;eyewear:none,0,0,0,1;headwear:none,24,24,24,1,255,255,255,1;tonguePiercing:barbell,183,187,195,1;nipplePiercing:largering,255,233,0,1;bellyPiercing:gem,255,235,0,1;earring:ring,255,233,0,1;herTan:full,0.29
>>511762
Anyone have any other dialogue or skins? (especially of best girl)
Found this when delving through DA, by some bloke called Sutibaru
>>511685
I got your back
>>512501
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>>512291
I'll dump them all next thread anon - be there.
>>512291
>best girl
>not Aradia
Your tastes are awful and you should feel yourself appropriately
>>511544
Could someone tell me whats SDT?
>>512992
Super Deep Throat
that bj simulator where you can take literally any existing character and force them to suck cock
[spoiler]test[/spoiler]