Xeno Thread no.∞

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>>458683

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>>458683

>>458690
would you happen to have more from this artist?

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>when playing a sci-fi game and you encounter a human NPC who's a soldier or a fleet personnel

>"I'll be honest, I only joined the Imperial fleet forces not exactly for adventure and exploring world or diplomacy. But just so I can get some hot-action with some female alien chicks/babes, if you know what I mean."

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If you could would you impregnate an alien?

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>>458755
If I get an adorable ayy daughter out of it

>>458751
Generic fleet soldiers/personnel:
(pic related)
>"Hey rookie you joined the Earth Government Fleet/Armada to 'spread the glory and might of the human race, and make diplomacy?' Or ya joined to take your chances on some hot alien babes on distant planets? Me? I I'am here for the latter."

>"Wow its awesome and all that we humans can kick ass like the next proud-warrior-race aliens. But damn, who knew a race of all female aliens and anime space elves actually exist. Cant wait to hit on one when we reach the meeting point."

>"Snake Aliens/Reptillians? Sure why not? I'd totally date one... What? Don't kinkshame me, recruit."

>A Generic Female Human NPC: "Those aliens with the tentacles that you ost likely met, recruit? Yep, I'am in a relationship with one. Yeah I know, stereotypical for woman like me. But whatever, just dont be like one of those kinkshaming pricks."

The man seated across from him was enormous. Humans had increased somewhat in size in the last 700 years thanks to gene therapy, improved nutrition and the steady march of evolution, but even by 28th Century standards this individual was a giant at over 7 feet. Broad-shouldered and thick of limb, his upper torso was like a tank. Nobody could be this big and powerful naturally, and the opaque, almost pure white skin and bizarre eyes with thin white irises and black sclera were a dead giveaway. This man was Transhuman, or a cyborg, to use the lay term.

"You want a picture? It'll last longer" the cyborg snarked. Nate blinked and stopped staring as the full gravity of his situation came crashing down around him. He looked towards the table, swallowing. His counterpart snorted, then his eyes seemed to unfocus for a millisecond before he raised his voice again. "Interrogation report; onboard The Queen of Hearts in orbit over Sonolous IV, Sonolous System, Orion Arm. 21:00 hours Galactic Standard Time, Earth Date August 19th, 2763. State your name, company affiliation and rank for the record"

"Beardfurt, Nathan. Kjorobos Total Security Solutions, Private First Grade" he muttered "Look, we both know what I did, and we both know that you're just going to shoot me in the head and toss me out an airlock or something, so let's just get it over with"

"Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a starship?" the cyborg chuckled "but you are in a sense correct: you are in some very deep shit, my little friend. But, if you cooperate now, I might see my way towards letting you off with mandatory therapy and a few years of indentured servitude. So, let's begin at the beginning: try to remember what happened after you first came to on this planet"

Nate concentrated, and thought back...

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>>458686
> all this time past on XCOM2 release
> still no gender-swap bodies for ayys
fucking
bullshit

>>458830
They'll come in time.

>>458830
berserkers and vipers are both female already

>>458841
So why can't we have male berserkers and vipers? The Vipers can bind soldiers and take advantage of them if you don't save them in time, while the berserkers can just run up on guys, grab them and slam them into the ground and start fucking them when they're dazed.

>>458848
>humans have to fight huge raging aliens
>find out they're female
>one brave/dumb/desperate soldier decides to whip out his dick to see what happens
>gets jumped and fucked into the ground
>barely survives, but raging alien is now calm and no longer trying to kill everyone
>soldiers must now learn a new way to fight with their "guns"
>deaths in combat drop to almost 0
>injuries in combat skyrocket
>mainly broken bones and many bruises

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>>458782
You have my interest. MOAR.

>>458848
Give it time m8, I get the sense there aren't that many 3d modelers as there are regular modders.

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>>458777
>when talking to generic Spec Ops/elite soldier npcs
>pic related

>"Pfft, cant beleive there're grunts that only care about fraternizing with xenos. Dont be like that recruit, we're here to represent Earth Gov not act like we're looking for cheap whores."

>"Dont be dissuaded by some grunts saying that the only good part about this job is commingling with different alien species. We're here to help bring order and peace throughout the Earth Gov colonies AND help our alien friends."

>"Exploring the stars hould just be solely for inter-species fraternization, we're spreading diplomacy and finding new worlds to explore, recruit. Dont let the more rowdy grunts dissuade you."

>"I became spec-ops through hard work, training, following orders, and being a good and loyal person to the Earth Government, and you can be too recruit. And yes I have a loved one who's a xeno."

>"Recruit, ever heard of the story of special forces operative; Livi Becken? Traitor deserted the Earth Government just 'cause he fell in love with one of those rebellious Space Elves who are hostiles towards humanity and felt 'sorry' for them. That fool probably still wears the same armor and uniform I'am wearing and making a bad example of us. Don't ever walk the same path he did recruit, I hope he gets inter-species STD's and that space elf whore of his feels pain giving birth to a hopefully hideous child."

>>458782
He woke to a skullsplitting headache. His body felt heavy and tired all over. What had happened? A crash? Had they been shot down? He struggled to open his eyes, and surveyed his new surroundings.

He was lying in a soft heap of pillows and blankets piled on top of a circular mattress, sunken into the floor of a mud structure of some kind. It reminded him of the semi-permanent adobe housing he'd seen on some PMC bases, but this was no PMC base, at least not a human one. The ceiling was low, and the lights were dim. As his eyes adjusted, he noticed that he was not alone. Perched on a stool opposite him was a Xeno. A Sha'dee, specifically, which explained the state of the room; Sha'dee were short in stature and crepuscular, with large, powerful eyes that offered excellent night vision.

The alien was female. This was easier to tell with Sha'dee, being the most humanoid of the known races. She was probably about 5 feet tall, with crimson skin scored across by darker, blood-red stripes. Her long, thick prehensile tail was loosely curled around the stool, and she was sitting with her knees pulled up to her chest, enormous green eyes watching him intently. Nate looked down, discovering that someone had stripped him down to his skinsuit. His armor and rifle were nowhere to be seen. He tried to sit up, but found both his wrists restrained. He struggled, which caught the attention of the Sha'dee.

"You're awake" she said, softly. Her voice was lilting, almost musical, with rolling 'r's and drawn-out 'a's. Her tail uncurled, and she slid off the stool, landing lightly on slim, graceful legs. She was wearing paramilitary clothes of sorts, short cargo shorts with a heavy belt and a tank top, along with a flat-topped cap, all varying shades of light buff color. Nate could not help noticing the way her hips and chest really filled out the uniform.

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>>458751
>>458777
Is this suppose to be a reference to something? Something tells me this a Noblebright Warhammer 40K, except with more Starship Troopers.

>>458884
>"Recruit, ever heard of the story of special forces operative; Livi Becken? Traitor deserted the Earth Government just 'cause he fell in love with one of those rebellious Space Elves who are hostiles towards humanity and felt 'sorry' for them. That fool probably still wears the same armor and uniform I'am wearing and making a bad example of us. Don't ever walk the same path he did recruit, I hope he gets inter-species STD's and that space elf whore of his feels pain giving birth to a hopefully hideous child."

Aaha! Nice reference to Can Love Bloom.
Sadly that guy's wrong, those two lovers gave birth to a lovely, cute and adorable child.

What if:

A fulfilling relationship with aloving alien wife/husband and have 2.5 kids, a dog, and a white picket fence

>>458896
"Where am I? Why am I tied up?!" Nate demanded, yanking at his wrists. The alien girl's eyes widened, and she shied back, small pointy ears drooping.

"You have to understand..." she said, grasping one hand in the other nervously and pressing them against her chest "you're Human. And you were wearing merc armor when we found you. We... can't afford to be too careful. I was against it, but I... well I got overruled"

"How did I get here?" Nate asked.

"Your dropship was shot down by rebel forces. My friends found you in the wreckage and brought you here"

"Does "rebel forces" include you?" He asked, noting the uniform.

"uhm... sort of?" she stammered with a half-hearted grin "I'm a local auxiliary. I don't carry a rifle, I drive a truck"

"If you're with the rebels, then why am I not dead yet?"

"We couldn't kill you in cold blood!" she seemed shocked.

"But I'm Human. You're rebels. You hate us"

"I don't hate Humans" she said softly, looking down and worrying her hands "I-if you promise not to hurt me, I'll uncuff you"

>angered crying and sniffling

"I CANT BELEIVE HIM! LOOK AT HIM BEING ALL LOVEY-DOVEY AND OH SO ROMANTIC WITH HIS ALIEN GIRLFRIEND WHO SO TOTALLY NOT SOME RUTHLESS POLITICIAN! WELL FINE!!! HE AND HIS BRIGHTLY COLORED GIRLFRIEND CAN FUCK LIKE RABBITS!!!! AT LEAST I'AM BEING A NORMAL HUMAN."

>>458938
That's all for tonight because I'm about to pass out. I'll finish it tomorrow morning if people are interested.

>>458980
you might like pastebin since you can post all of it at once

>>458982
I'm writing and storing it there, posting it here as I complete 2000 char segments.

Irritatingly I pretty much need to chain smoke when I'm doing writefaggotry, but it's still freezing cold so I can't sit outside with the laptop. Otherwise I'd have the lot posted within an hour or so.

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Pick your blueberry.

>>458777
>>A Generic Female Human NPC: "Those aliens with the tentacles that you ost likely met, recruit? Yep, I'am in a relationship with one. Yeah I know, stereotypical for woman like me. But whatever, just dont be like one of those kinkshaming pricks."
I would read the shit out of a story like that. Sorta slice-of-life with a woman and her betentacled alien itfriend (unsure if boyfriend or girlfriend applies).

>>459071
>Commissar in a PA system

"Attention Imperium personnel, I cant believe I'am saying this, but I'am very dissapointed. There have been reports of personnel have been, "Fraternizing", with xeno scum! Such fraternization is HERESY. To those who have been fraternizing, report to the medical bay for decontamination, NOW... Also stop reading that heretical book; 'Can Love Bloom.' It is heretical slaaneeshi worship and anyone caught reading it will be punished with latrine duty."

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>>459102
You're not funny.

>>459103
different anon here.

So whats the context behind Shadow Sun allegedly having a relationship with that Custodian? Did I miss anything?

>>458777
>>458884

Hmmm, just like what >>458900 says, sounds like a less grimdark and more noblebright warhammer, except with more Starship Troopers judging by the pics you're using.

>"Recruit, ever heard of the story of special forces operative; Livi Becken? Traitor deserted the Earth Government just 'cause he fell in love with one of those rebellious Space Elves who are hostiles towards humanity and felt 'sorry' for them. That fool probably still wears the same armor and uniform I'am wearing and making a bad example of us. Don't ever walk the same path he did recruit, I hope he gets inter-species STD's and that space elf whore of his feels pain giving birth to a hopefully hideous child."

So did Livi Becken and his new space elf waifu also had an adorable half-breed love child too?

>>459106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUOJIOxC_0k

Watch TTS, it's a crash course in 40k lore.

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There's something inside you.

It's hard to explain.

>>459119
I love conversations that start this way.

>>459119
>it's something deep in your chest
>desperately trying to crawl out
>potentially ending your existence as you live it now
>it's [spoiler]love[/spoiler]

>>459071
I'm assuming that the order is Earth caste, Fire caste, Water caste, Air Caste, then Ethereal?

Earth and Fire for me. Earth cause dem thicc, and Fire cause blueberry warrior chick.

>>459119
They're talking about you ayy,

But your still damn fine,

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Just found out about this Kickstarter game called Nelo

He's an alien, and I think he is kinda sexy.

Wouldn't mind seeing some porn of him or a female version even

Might even draw something later when I get home

>>459161
Why would an upright biped need a tail that long? It's absurd.

>>459163
From videos he seems to use it to sort of 'swim' through the air.

He also runs insanely fast and has his body stretched far forward while doing, so I guess it helps him not fall forward

>>459170
But I don't know. Big long tails are sexy as fuck to me so I don't care to much

>>459173
Tails>tentacles any day.

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Liara is where it's at

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>>459161
Also, he has a younger brother with a more alien looking helmet

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>>459224
>fucking Asari vermin
>wanting brain-STDS

Get the fuck out, Council-sympathizier scum.

Would an Asari Xenomorph still appear beautiful to any species that saw it?
Would it be capable of using Biotics?

>>459247
I need sangheili booty in my life

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>>456778
I like how those space age strip clubs never get more creative than holograms. And even then they're set to the factory default "human female".

>>458938
"Why not?" He asked.

"Why shouldn't you hurt me?" There was a hint of fear and confusion in her voice. Sha'dee were frail and weak compared to Humans, a single good punch in the right place could cave in her little skull.

"No, no! Why don't you hate Humans?" He was flustered. Why? She was a Xeno, he could kill her without a second thought, and he wouldn't be punished. Why should he be embarrassed?

"Why should I?" She asked, puzzled but relieved.

"I mean, the whole "we conquered you and spent the past 500 years treating you like 3rd class citizens" thing"

"But not all Humans did that though" she said "it happened centuries ago, you had nothing to do with it"

"That's... surprisingly understanding" he said, taken aback by her answer "Well, I promise I won't hurt you if you don't hurt me"

"Of course!" She said, excited. She approached, stepping down into the recess in the floor and kneeling on the mattress beside him as she undid the right cuff. For a second, dark thougts crossed his mind. He could break her neck easily, get the key, uncuff his left hand and escape. He felt slightly ill, and pushed the thoughts out of his head. She leaned over him, arching her back to avoid brushing against him and reaching for the left cuff. Different thoughts slipped unbidden into his mind as he found himself staring at her breasts hanging barely an inch from his chest.

She tried to grab the cuff, but lost her balance and plopped down on top of him.

"ooof" he gasped, more out of surprise than pain; she was incredibly light for her size. She tensed, looking like a deer in the headlights, but seemed reluctant to move.

>>459385
He was reluctant too. Her body was cool, but clearly alive. He could feel her little heart fluttering against his stomach, the soft, firm pressure of her breasts against his skin. Come on, not now, he thought as he felt himself becoming aroused. She snapped out of it, hurriedly unfastened the cuff and got up, sitting on her knees beside him.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" she flustered, hiding her mouth behind her fists and blushing "It was an accident, I didn't mean to touch you"

"I-it's alright" Nate said, hoping she wouldn't notice the bulge in his suit "I don't mind"

"Y-you don't?" Her ears pricked up and her tail stiffened "you don't think I'm gross?"

"Why would I think that?" he asked, sitting up and rubbing his wrists.

"B-because I'm a Xeno" she blushed harder.

"I don't think you're gross" Nate muttered, feeling a bit of a blush himself as he blurted out "a-actually I think you're kinda cute"

Her big eyes widened, her face flushing dark red as her mouth hung open slightly, revealing a slender, black tongue.

"You think I'm... c-cute?" she asked nervously, with baited breath "even though I'm not Human?"

"I-it's kinda because of that" he looked down.

"And you... you don't mind being touched?" She asked.

"Why would you think that?" He answered her question with a question.

"Well, uh... because everyone always told me that Humans are giant prudes who need months of courtship before they touch..."

Nate laughed, to her surprise.

"Female Humans, maybe. Males are much more... open to that kind of thing"

>>458782
>The man seated across from him was enormous
>Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a starship?

He seems like a big guy. Also I'm guessing this has a bad end.

>>458683
>FIRM
>SUPERIOR
>QUARIAN
>POSTERIOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

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>>459444
interior
crocodile
alligator

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There needs to be more art of the female xeno in mass effect

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>>459471
Unfortunately bioware still can't find it in themselves to be inclusive where it actually counts.

all this endless boring halo/mass effect stuff

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>>459486
Post something interesting then faggot

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>>459474
Let's not even start. My blood boils everytime I even think about it.

>>459486
Feel free to contribute different stuff then.

>>459243
I don't know but that's horrifyingly arousing just thinking about it.

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>>459532

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I tried to write a smutfic about this pic once, didn't like it, and I never ended up finishing it.

Had some good ideas, but I couldn't quite get the slime-sex down in a way that I liked.

Guys, I've located some old xenomorph stories that are pretty good (the highly-sought-after Newt's Tale series, as a matter of fact).

The problem (because nothing's ever easy) is that the only way to reach them is through the internet wayback machine, and 4chan seems to think that the link is spam.

As I see it, we have two choices. Either we feed the archive address into the titanpad and hope that either the archive or the pad doesn't brick itself, or we transcribe the stories onto somewhere else and use that instead.

Thoughts?

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>>459071

Earth caste in general, because dem curves. But i'd like to think they have some degree of individual variety, maybe mutations that bring out attributes more common to a different caste.

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Suspiciously thick fireberry

>>459641
Just copy paste them into a pastebin.

>>459611
How would you spank her?

>>459656
On her butt doofus.

>>459656
with a paddle

we need more Krogan porn

>>459892
please no

>>459894
Seconded.

Korgan are for massacring Council scum, not fapping to.

>>458767
Why did you post two humans?

>>458777
>all this muh kinkshaming faggotry
Who let tumblr in?

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>>460076
imagine people going awol because of this

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>>460070
Since when do hummins have 2 toes?

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Oi! What Da bleedin Zog Iz dis tred rite now? Yer all a bunch of creepy crawlie gitz.

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Dis Tred an' all da Krazy Humies need ta be krumped by strong Ork tekky-oligies.

>>460382
>>460399
Still not funny

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>>460411
That's because your a stoopid grot lover.
>You'll never be the greenest and meanest ork

>>460374
Hu, I never even thought about one with their hood down before.

Neat

>>460386
jesus, i thought he had a cut on his dick for a second before i realized it was red sand.

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>>460430
That's what i thought too

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>>460433
>tits on a turian

Absolutely haram

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>>460439
>tits on anything
absolute halal

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>>460428
Is that one of those bird/lizard things from Outlaw Star?

>>460439
Inishvakarian, behead all those who put tits on turians

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>>460444
oh hell yeah

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>>459532
What is this? A penis for ants?

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>>459226
>>459161

Alrighty, like I said I tried to draw up something when I got home.

Went with doing some fanart of his brother

>>460506
Methados?

>>460507
Yeh

>>460508
Big fan of yours.

>>460537
Thanks bro. Glad you like my stuff

>>458767
How do you change that things diaper without giving it a lethal infection?

>>459161
Frieza

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>>460581
/k/ek

>>460587
I assume the suit has waste elimination functions similar to those of an adult's suit.

>>460505
>>460512
Might I inquire or ask about what up with those two? I assume they're already established lovers.

>>460614
Don't know. Saved it because I was looking for the same thing.

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If anyone is interested, I made a few revisions to New Frontiers.

http://pastebin.com/Xvcg9mUD

>>460622
Top neato.

Great writefaggotry, by the way. Didn't think I'd be into reptilians, but damn if that wasn't both hot and adorable.

>>459611
Is that a Taxxon?
If so sorry but I'm not into vore.

>>460638
Nope OC donut steel

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Die cis scum

>>459417
"Oh yeah. Some females are too, us Humans are a pretty diverse group"

"C-can I touch you?" She asked, hesitantly.

"uhm... sure" he smiled. She chirped excitedly, and scooted over until she was sitting next to him. She reached out tentatively, wrapping a slender, four-fingered hand around the left side of his jaw. Her hand was deft and her grip surprisingly firm as she squeezed his cheek and ran her fingers through his stubble.

"Your face is scratchy!" She chittered in amusement at the feeling of his facial hair. Her body pressed close to his as she leaned in, running her hand along his neck and through his hair. "But your hair is so fine and soft..."

He tensed as she inched even closer, rubbing herself against him and wrapping her other hand around his right cheek. Her face was mere inches from his, bright inquisitive eyes staring deep into his own.

"I just realized" he chuckled "I don't know your name"

"Ketri" she said, smiling "you can call me Ketri. I don't think you have the vocal chords to pronounce my full name"

"Ketri. I like it. I'm Nate, by the way. I guess that long neck of yours isn't just for looks" he joked. She tossed her head back and emitted a long, lilting trill, almost like birdsong, the muscles in her neck rippling with each note. He gave a low whistle.

"That was beautiful..."

She blushed.

"You really think so?"

"Of course I do" he assured her "Ketri?"

"Yes?"

"C-can I touch you?" He asked, nervously. Her eyes lit up and she bobbed her head emphatically.

"Please!" She insisted. He gently brushed his hand across her cheek. Her skin was softer than velvet, cool but not cold, and very elastic. She purred as he rubbed her skin, feeling the familiar yet distinctly alien structure of her bones underneath. He slowly slid his hand up her jaw, and ran his fingers along her delicate, pointed ear, feeling it tremble beneath his touch, then stiffen and push against his fingertips.

>>460835
Mmmm, yeah, that's the stuff.

>>460835

Your base writefaggotry reminds me of one fellow who had this fantastic smut that involved these tall, thin, somewhat horse faced xenos. Two of them who were police officers or something like that "arrest" are poor gardening protagonist before "punishing" him with sex. It was quite good...

>>460954
I remember reading that, it was indeed quite good. I'm flattered.

>>460967

Do you or anyone else lurking have the link?

>>461019
It's in the titanpad. Link's in the OP.

>>460835
"I want to touch your chest" she breathed, placing a hand above his heart. Almost without thinking, he pulled back his hand and disengaged the magnetic zipper of his jumpsuit. She reached in to help, peeling the skin-tight outfit over his shoulders as he distangled his arms and pushed it down to his waist. She gave a soft little gasp at the sight of his naked torso, pupils dilating slightly as she subconsciously ran her tongue across her lips. She leaned in eagerly, and ran her hand across his chest, feeling his muscles and ribs. Wrapping both arms around his trunk, she nestled against him, burying her head in his neck and clavicle and purring like a tiny diesel engine. He was very aroused, his cock straining against the tight suit.

"I have a confession" she said, looking up at him "I... I have a massive Human fetish. I can't help it; your kind is just so big and strong... and your bodies are soooooo waaarmmmmm... Just thinking about being full of Human makes me so horny I can't bear it" she crooned, chest heaving against his.

He was taken aback at her sudden bluntness.

"Is there a particular Human, or... would any one do?" Nate asked, breathlessly.

"I can think of one right now" she beamed at him, and tightened her arms around his waist. He felt himself tremble and grow even harder.

"C-can Humans and Sha'dee... you know... Is it possible?" He asked, grasping her slender waist in his hands. Her back arched at his touch, and she gave a little gasp.

"I think so" she said, voice brimming with excitement and anticipation "I've seen pictures of naked Humans on the Net... We're very similar in... equipment"

"Do you want to...?" He asked, hesitantly.

"Yes!" She chirped "Yes! I want you! I want you right now!"

"I want you too" he said, grinning at her.

"Would you like to kiss me?" She asked "I-i've never been kissed before... Sha'dee don't do it, but it looks so hot in movies"

>>459071
>>459642
>>459645
A Tau could not slap and flail his/her arms aggressively at the enemy to save his/her life

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>>458777
>>458884

>"What is it these lowly grunts boasting about bedding with befriended xenos? It wouldn't make then any special, I have a Traxelian girlfriend/boyfriend and I don't brag about it."
>"Exploring the stars, discovering planets and spreading diplomacy with aliens. And we've surprisingly had little conflict with other aliens, save it for some of those Space Elves who think we're corrupting the 'sacred ways', and a bunch of hungry alien bugs. And ALOT of people just cant stop going on about their new found alien lovers."
>"First there're those alien bugs and now we've got a renegade faction of of those space elves declaring war on us. And to add insult to injury, we've got a former spec-ops operative; Livi Becken, defecting humanity and joining those renegade pointy-eared snobs 'cause he fell in love with one of 'em, some 'Arch Mage.'"
>"Amazing how humanity is willing to stick their privates in an alien entity, so long as it's intelligent and closely resembles a beautiful woman or a handsome man. And if we encounter a sentient version of those giant alien bugs, chances are the grunts and other personnel will go Casanova on 'em."
>"I swear recruit, the last xeno ambassador, t think she/he was eyeing one me. I swear!"
>"How 'bout you recruit? Your thoughts for working for Earth Gov and the whole existence of aliens in general?"
>"…Hey uhm, recruit. You know anyone or any place that sells any special anti-itch cream? My friend has this itch after he and his xeno loved one's been making some risque activities."

>>461032

this is really good

fun fact about gigers xenomorphs.
originally there werent any fachuggers and eggs.
the long tail with the razorbone was supposed to be a dick. the xenomorph was to basically rape females of a species and implant their seeeds into them.
this however was unsuitable for television and cinema and as such was changed.

>>461184
Yeah, now people just get face fucked instead

>>459071
>tfw you will never mash a Fire Warrior's face into the soft earth after overpowering her in CQC
>tfw you'll never hear what a Tau sounds like crying as you break her in

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>>461321
>Implying you'll ever make it to melee range
Filthy Gue'la.

>>460805
Right is cuter tbqh

>>461324
Oh, Fire Warriors on the warpath are hard enough to get to. But wait til the fighting is over, wait til they've got pudgy peacekeepers strolling around, then you've got all the blueberry clunge a loyal Imperial subject could want.

>>461102
>My friend has this itch after he and his xeno loved one's been making some risque activities.

Should have made it:
>My... uh... friend

>>461158
Thanks nigga. Sorry for the slow posting speed, I need to juggle university and working on my homebrew setting along with this.

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>>459103
THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON

>>460805
How does this artist know exactly what female Sangheili look like when they've never been shown, except for The Duel? And I'm pretty sure that's not canon.

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>>461408
What?

Don't like 'human with no noes' elites? :^)


No but seriously, fuck who ever designed this fucking mess

>>461411
>tfw 343 will finally add a female elite in Halo 6
>It'll be based on this design

How'd you feel?

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>>459892

>>461431
I stopped caring about Halo after 3.

>>461431
Please no. The 343 redesign is already too awful. I stopped playing Halo after 4 but I still pay attention to what happens to the series, and if that would be the new design, I'd lose all hope in seeing a decent Halo game someday.

>>458929
>2.5

>>461748
1 normal and the other Siamese

>>461748
2.5 is the average number of children in American nuclear families. That's the joke

>>461019
>>460954
http://pastebin.com/czqm7TuQ

Thissun?

>>461794
Yep

>>461631
>Hey Comma-
>I should go.

>>461032
Without a word, he cradled her head in his big hands, leaned in, and planted his lips on hers, sucking gently at her mouth. She trembled and whimpered through his lips as he tentatively pushed the tip of his tongue into her mouth. Her chasm was slick with saliva, the insides of her cheeks warm and silky-soft. Her clever little black tongue curled around his, probing, exploring into his mouth. He brushed his tongue across her teeth, feeling the razor-sharp points scratching his flesh. They pulled apart, leaving a string of saliva hanging between them. She exhaled luxuriously, licking her lips as her chest heaved.

"That was awesome!" She gasped, grinning from ear to ear.

"I can't believe Sha'dee don't kiss" Nate said, still breathing heavily. "What do you do?"

She pulled back her lips, revealing a veritable cutlery shop of teeth including two long, slender fangs which slid out of her upper jaw.

"We bite" she said. He swallowed involuntarily.

"Really?" Nate asked "That sounds... painful"

"We don't bite hard" she chirped "just the fangs. If I bit you with my shearing teeth it would take a chunk out of you"

"Ouch" he said, grinning.

"If I do it right, it doesn't hurt. My fangs are very thin, and very sharp, and my venom is a natural narcotic" she explained eagerly.

"Waaait... Venom? Like, the drug? Is that where it comes from?" He asked, incredulous.

"Yep" she chirped "it's literally Sha'dee venom in a hypoderm patch. It's usually cut with other stuff though, and it loses some of it's potency when it's out of my body for a while"

"I'm starting to see the appeal" he chuckled.

"D-do you want me to bite you?" She asked.

>>461102
>hurr I haet elf!
I want /tg/ to leave

>>461891
But elves are boring vermin anon.

Why settle for a pointy-eared human when there's a rainbow of xeno flavors to taste?

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>>461911
Forgot pic related

>>461916
Those are all shit.

>>461927
Still better than elves.

>>461916
needs more white earbuds

>>461934
>crApple

I didn't know basic white girls posted on this board.

>>461939
Mmmmm... now that's a tail.

>>461820
"As long as you're gentle" He said. She smiled, and pecked him on the cheek.

"Of course! If I do anything that hurts, tell me to stop" She insisted.

"Ok" He replied, as she swung a leg across him and locked her shins behind his back, settling herself into his lap. He groaned softly at the sensation of her sex rubbing against his, her warm thighs firmly grasping his torso. She leaned in, and began to nuzzle her face against the side of his neck, licking a patch of skin above an exposed vein. The feeling of her rough, wet tongue was interesting in contrast to her velvety-smooth cheek, pleasurable yet slightly ticklish. Her lips wrapped gently around his neck, and he felt a pair of sharp pricks as her fangs slowly entered him. He gave a little involuntary gasp, and clasped his hands across her back. Nate felt a warm, fuzzy feeling begin to spread through him from the bite, and groaned softly as she pulled her fangs back into her jaw and began to suckle at the wound. She pulled away, smiling and licking her lips.

"You're tasty" she commented, placing two fingers over the holes in his neck and leaning in for another kiss. Her mouth tasted vaguely of blood and a hint of something bitter, traces of venom maybe. Their lips parted, and he kissed the tip of her slim, upturned nose.

"See?" She asked "that didn't hurt, did it?"

"Well, a little bit a first" he chuckled, then sighed with pleasure as the warm, tingling sensation continued to fill him "but the venom more than makes up for it"

She chittered, and pushed her head back into his neck.

"Do you want to feel *my* chest?" She asked, rubbing herself against him.

"I thought you'd never ask" Nate grinned.

"Did you want to take my shirt off, or should I do it?" Ketri queried with a grin.

"Which would you prefer?"

"Well... I'm usually teshi - I guess the English would be... submissive" she explained, flushing slightly "I like to be played with..."

"Then I'd love to play with you, little Sha'dee"

>>460537
your drawing style is quite nice to look at, grats dude

>>461911
Then why even bring them up? Christ, you're more interested in forcing your shitty stale /tg/ memes onto this board than you are with posting shit relevant to the thread.

>>462381
I didn't bring them up, palo. You've got the wrong guy.

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>>461324
Fuck you Tau. One Terran day Orks will find your shitty planet by complete accident and ravage that shit completely. All the Scrap, loot and Dakka a Greenskin can dream of.

>>462634
>supporting space niggers

One day anon, all those who betray Humanity will be thrown off the Galactic Trump Wall.

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Y'all might find this interesting...

http://imgur.com/a/D0pRG/embed

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>>462767
Nigga, not to sound like a cunt but...

That shit is old man.

>>458690
every thread until we like it eh?

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>>462801
still beats /tg/ sperging out or guys roleplaying

>>462788
Yeah, but a newfag is born every day. Gotta spread the love.

>>458690
>>462801
it has to be socrates himself posting here

it's just so average and nothing special

>>462767
Sucks that so much of his shit is disgusting futa trash.

>>462788
Case in point. Kills the ole libido every time.

>>462833
Thats not a futa.
It's just a man.

>>462837
I see InCase and multicolor dicks, I think futa. Sue me :^)

>>462837
I see a colored man with sharp ears. Not an alien

>>462959
Autism

>>461049
Well, there was that one Tau Commander who's army (and himself) was trained in hand to hand combat. Carries a giant ass sword.

>>461431
God no. I'd be totally fine if they were more or less identical to male elites, but with slightly more feminine proportions.

>>461448
Halo 2 for me, because that's the last one to come to the PC. Though I did keep up with the lore and 4 onwards it just got stupid. They should have just made a new protagonist with something new, not keep jerking the same shit over and over.

>>458690
Not sure if Kroot or Skirmisher...

>>458757
Fucking lol...

>>462643
Aren't orks basically English football hooligans?

>>463625
There's no meaningfull difference between the 3.

>>461431
after 343 turned the forerunners into the typical douchie ancient aliens and gave an origins to the flood i stopped caring what they did, they ruined a great story.

bungie's version of halo all the way

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>>463711
I find it insulting you compare the ork boyz to niggers.
Orks are just kunnin' and resourceful.

>>463739
Well, orks probably don't smoke as much crack, so that might explain it.

>>463739
>kunnin'
Not so much
>resourceful
Ridiculously so

>>463735
>typical douchie ancient aliens and gave an origins to the flood
Where does this happen?

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>>460805
pretty cute

>>461431
We hijack their servers and change it by force

>>458929
Mr. Cress?
What happened in the latest episode of The 100?

>>463924
they are adorable

>>464019
T O . B I G .
O
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B
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G
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>>464019
>Ridley will never absorb your organic discharge to fuel her regeneration

>>464019
Ssocrates is great at lewds.
Shame he's such a jew about it.

>>462165
Nate gently leaned forward and pushed her off of him, onto her back. She sunk into the heap of pillows and arched her back, breasts straining against the tight fabric of her top as he climbed over her, bending in to kiss her neck. She purred, her tail twisting and lashing between his legs. He slid his hands over her stomach, feeling the softness of her skin and tracing her stripes with his fingertips. Her purring intensified and she began to writhe and tremble at his touch as he slipped his fingers under her tank top and slowly pushed it up her abdomen. Her belly was beautiful, just plump enough to be soft and curvy, but not enough to sag over her belt. She stretched her arms above her head, allowing him to push the top over and off of her.

"Wow... You're busty for a Sha'dee..." He whistled, staring at her big, firm, shapely chest. Ketri chirped, squeezing them together between her forearms.

"You like that?" She asked.

"Absolutely! Why in the galaxy wouldn't I" Nate chuckled, pushing her arms aside and tenderly cupping a big, full Sha'dee breast in each hand, giving them a little squeeze which made Ketri go rigid and moan with pleasure.

"Other Sha'dee tease me for it... They say a look like a Human, or a cow" Ketri explained, as he continued to massage her chest "Most Sha'dee like slender, lithe girls with long ears and no stripes"

Nate gave a sympathetic pout, and pushed his head between her mounds to kiss her chest. Her skin was warmer now, and beaded with sweat.

"Nonsense" He said, voice muffled by her flesh "I think your breasts are amazing, your stripes are beautiful and your little ears are adorable" He ran a finger along a stripe, chasing it from her flank up and over the curve of her breast.

"Stop it" she chirped, cradling his head in her arms "you're too sweet!"

"It's true though! I thought you were sexy the first time I saw you. You're the best sight I've ever woken up to, hands down"

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>>464120
Shit, forgot the crappy drawfaggotry to go with my mediocre writefaggotry

>>458737
>Clear membrane allowing for nudity and presumably penetration without debilitating illness.
Yes please.

>>464133
It's like a full-body condom.

>tfw you'll never really feel her skin tho

>>464137
My latex fetish makes me ok with that.

>>464168
Alas, this is not a fetish I share. Indeed, the forbiddeness, the danger of touching skin-to-skin is part of the appeal of Quarians to me.

>tfw you'll never bust your ass at work to save up and secretly install a clean room in your house for your Quarian qt3.14
>tfw you'll never surprise her on your anniversary with the ability to finally touch

>>458750
>>458749
>>458690
Uuuh....

Just started putting some words down. So the setting is the distant future, Anon lives on a space station and is friends/neighbors with a xenomorph teen and his milf queen mother who act japanese. Yeah, I guess that summarizes it.
Suggestions, comments, edits always welcome. Thanks.

http://pastebin.com/wR320B6Z

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>>464435
pretty nice

>>463921
there was a lot of vagueness regarding the origins and history of the flood and Forerunners. But it gave this hint that the Forerunners saw early humans as such an extremely similar evolutionary branch to their own ancestors, that they deemed them worthy as successors to their achievements and being saved through the Ark.

Halo 4 then introduced the idea that Forerunners had run into the ancestors of those human ancestors long before that and that those humans had technolgoy to match the forerunners. Humans were being quite aggressive in wiping out worlds due to their wwar with the flood, which led to the forerunners wiping out humans almost completely and 'composing' most of them and yet being unaware of the flood the humans were fighting. Then without the humans holding back the flood they quickly spread and attacked forerunners which led to the firing of the halos.

In I beleive one of the books around this time, it is revealed the flood originated from the Precursors who came before the Forerunners and created them and humans. Precursors deemed forerunners too unreliable to properly take care of the Mantle, meaning preserving all life, and this ticked off the forerunnerrs. forerunners then attacked the precursors who fled and in attempts to preserve themselves, created something that could essentially revive them or something like that. well it eventually mutated with age into the flood.


So yeah, bungie halo lore kept anything that occurred before the firing of the rings as mysterious and vague with just ENOUGH infformation here and there to peice together the gist of what happened. 343 halo alters the inplications ad just crams all the proper lore interpretations down your gullet.

Some threads back there was an ayy posted. Purple skin I think, with a proboscis like snoot, large black eyes and a big ol booty.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

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>>464783
>Oh looks here's a character with a distinct look based on large hips and moderate chest
>I know, I'll give her generic as fuck retard-heug zeppelintits
>nevermind that there's another character in the same franchise pretty much tailor made for that

Absolutely disgusting.

>>464927
Sounds like a lillibee.
Look up sunibee if you wanna see more.

>Ayys come to earth
>We've been waiting so long for then to show up that we made synth fucktoys and body mods to fill the void.
>Ayys will seem boring in comparison
search your feelings, you know it to be true.

>>464933
Definitely wasn't Sun. At least not anything he's done in the last few years, that much I know.

Can't really even think of who the style evokes unfortunately.

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>>464940
>not wanting both

>>464967
By the time aliens get here they're gonna seem boring bruv.
They'll be the vanilla of Earth's 32 Flavors of lewd non-humans.

>>464985
Did dirtystigma die?

>>465012
goodnight sweet prince

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>>460805
I don't mind this at all.

>>465035
Aren't they still like, 10 feet tall with the ability to crush a skull between their thighs?

>>465098
You word that as though that could conceivably be a bad thing.

When did Halo start being relevant again?

>>465123
Tall, strong, and the desire to wear the pants in the relationship is my fetish.
>your waifu will never ask you to sit on her lap while she lifts ten times your weight

>>464132
Dude, this and the story are Amazing,

Enemy quest had an update if any of you care.

>>465184
That's high praise for my magical realm and a doodle I did in 5 minutes during a History lecture.

Also I just realized the drawing is inconsistent, I forgot the combat short shorts. Rhodesia does not smile on me this day.

>>465257
Who is this semen demon?

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>Tfw you will never have a qt3.14 alien gf, enabling you able to reap the most oppression bucks from progressives.

New thread?

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>>465451
But anon, by sexing ayylmao females you're rejecting the inherent beauty of women, denying their lived experiences, making them feel monsterous because you're taking a monster over them, and forcing them to conform to your white cishet norms or else be abandoned.

tl;dr? You can't win with SOCJUS.

[spoiler]>mfw in the scifi thing I'm writing sjw women hate alien females of the sexable species for this exact reason (well, more accurately because they feel inadequate and men are abandoning them for ayys), and they and manginas are actually the most racist human group, even more than the neo-christians who hate ayys because they're supposedly creations of satan.[/spoiler]

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>>465727
>female dominant alien races meets up with earth/humans
>sjws think they're going to get good shit out of this
>they're still bottom rung bitches due to the alien females finding their playing victim and only complaining on computers pathetic
>the alien females are more aggressive and proactive of what they want/do
>they're out courting or just straight up picking up human men that take their fancy

>>465150
Don't tease me, anon.
>>465223
Sweet. Thank you.

>>465730
This is essentially my setting, except the ayys have to operate in secrecy because the SJWs and religionfags have made xenosexuality a criminal offense. Yes, the irony is deliberate.

>>465727
Ever watch the Armitage III? Basically, Feminist control all government and if anyone want babies, they will have to fuck them. People at Mars hate this shit and created robot that can give birth. Feminist hate that their power can be taken away this easily and then they declare war on those robot baby maker.

>>465745
Top kek

NEW THREAD

>>465755
>>465755
>>465755