Caption thread! How this thread works: Post a funny caption

Post an example idiot, instead of expecting to be spoonfed what you want.

I cringed reading that

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>>279264
"Batgirl's costume--now 50% off!"

>>279264
OK,OP. Do you realize that the only people who could post in your thread are writers who are good with Gimp or photoshoop? I am one of those and I 'm not interested. So, imagine what everyone else thinks.

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>>279858

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>>279889

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>>279896

>>279797
>>279858
>>279889
>>279896
>>279897
What?

No no no! You just merely TYPE your caption into the comments section as you post a picture.

Example, this anon has it right: >>279716

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>>279900

So you DON'T want captions?

>>279264
"Christ, what an asshole!"

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>>279264

"You know I can do laser hair removal right?"


Do this one!

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>>279902

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>>279264
"I think it's cute how you want to play dress-up and be a crime fighter, but this is a job for real superheroes, not little girls in big girl boots. I'm frankly a bit insulted that you thought you could operate on my level. So no, you won't be helping me chase down these leads. But you know what? You can still be a part of the team; you just have to learn your place.

"See, when I come home from a hard day's work, I need something to help me unwind. So you're gonna be my new bitch. I know you said that you're not into girls, but I don't really care. You're going to be spending the next few days on your knees, putting your tongue to good use. And you'd better be waiting when I get back, because if I have to hunt you down, you're gonna really, really regret it. Now, let's make that costume a bit more appropriate for your new job. Who knows? Maybe we'll even make the position permanent."

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>>280018
"It's supposed to be the happiest time of your life, but your honeymoon seems to have been cut short when your wife makes a new friend on the beach. After the first day, you don't even get an opportunity to sleep with her, but she still manages to max out your credit card with things like couples massages that don't involve you. Your heart sinks when you learn that your wife will be bringing her new friend home with her. It looks like you're going to have to move into the guest room."

>>281308

Hot
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The St. Sapho school for girls Humiliatrixes have a very progressive method for dealing with uppity boys.

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>>281352

Forgot my pic.

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>>279716
Not much context to build on with that pic.

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inb4 this shit get deleted

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>>279716
>For some reason, after talking with each of the judges in private, Hilda was ruled to be the winner of her tournament matches on the basis of obscure technicalities, despite the fact that her ill-trained Pokemon made very poor showings for themselves. Outraged competitors complained vociferously about the obvious injustice of the situation, until Hilda "talked" to each of them as well, at which time they seemed to become much more amenable. Only a few of the female trainers refused to see reason, and Hilda's new friends took them aside and, one after another, taught them some manners. Hilda smiled, thumbing through her prize money as she walked away from the growing queues. This Pokemon nonsense was much easier than people let on.

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>>281356
>After several years of his big-dicked mom slipping into his bedroom at night and violently throatfucking him, Timmy began to develop Stockholm syndrome, making him nice and malleable. In the end, Timmy's mom was able to mold him into being a happy and willing cumdumpster. It's a good thing too, because she was going to continue to use him as one whether he liked it or not, even though she honestly cared for him. She just cared more about getting off.

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Guess the reference in this caption.

>>286590
awful