This woman agrees to become your wife and submit to any perverted

>>162273509
no

>>162273509
No.

>>162273509
Fuck no. It probably takes a ridiculous amount of money to raise a retard. Not to mention, she's already in her forties, she won't look that good for long.

>>162273533
But you still have the daughter. I mean just covering maintenance cost for a permanent sex slave can be cheaper than an escort once a week.

>>162273509
You can impregnate the daughter and throw her into basement so her maternal insticts will kick in and she will stop being retard

>>162273509
No deal.

>>162273509
>any perverted wish I desire
Does that mean I get to rape the daughter too?

Only if I can provide her with semen as well. Specifically in a 3-way.

>thigh gap

No thanks, Holocaust victims aren't my thing.

can't I just marry her daughter? I bet she's insane in the sack

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>>162273509
Hell yeah
Damn, it must be faggot outing day because I'm surrounded by faggots
>>162273625
>>thigh gap
>No thanks,
holy moly you are gay as FUCK

>>162273509
She won't last.

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Yes. A million times yes.

I cant even provide for myself

>>162273509

If shes in her late 20s, yeah

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>tfw there will never be a doujin of Aho Mom.

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Why should I want a used old hag when there's this pure semen demon instead

Hag would be like putting a slim jim into a blender, Fuuki Iinchou would be like putting a cucumber into a can of coke

>>162273745
>Hag would be like putting a slim jim into a blender, Fuuki Iinchou would be like putting a cucumber into a can of coke

You lost me.

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>>162273745
OP never said you have to be a monogamist.

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>>162273761
old woman who gave birth has a very used and widened vagina with dark labia
young woman who is a virgin with an amazing ass has an unused, tight vagina that is still pink

>>162273773
>being this muslim

>>162273753
turbofag detected

>>162273745
I wanna discipline her.

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>>162273658
No anon, you'll be the one who won't last

can I provide for her A retarded daughter instead of provider for HER retarded daughter?
I'd be much more comfortable birthing a retard and taking care of it

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>>162273549
>The cost can jump to more than $2.3 million for those who are impacted with intellectual disabilities (having an IQ of 70 or less).
If you spending more than 2.3 million / 18 years on escorts I think you have a right to.

Only if I can use the retard as replacement once the 40's really kick in.

>>162273509
Do I get to fuck the retarded daughter too?

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>>162273779
>>162273773
Fffffffuuuuuck that's one exquisite booty

>>162273509
Yes.

God yes.

I'm an aho myself, so we'd have fun.

>>162273779
>gynecological "advice" in /a/
MY SIDES

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>>162273509
I'd rather this angel and she comes with two retard. And one of them is in 5th grade.

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>>162273779
christ that's like something out of those meme al jazeera pictures

>>162273509
>perverted wish

I just.... I just wish to be truly loved by someone.

>>162274024
I'm sorry, that's not possible.

>>162273945
That's not a fair comparison at all. One the kid is clearly not a baby so that's several years less, two a sex slave doesn't need half the shit that the DoA recommends.

>>162273509
35 replies in and nobody mentions oyakodon
What happened, /a/?

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>>162274024
Sensei's available! She'll love you!

>>162273509
>any perverted wish you have
if "fuck your daughter in front of me/with me"
is a wish i can have then yes a million times yes

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>>162274048

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>>162274051

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>>162273657
>>162273688
>>162273894

>>162274048
best cake
would love and cherish/10

>>162274065
why is a-kun such a dick?

>>162273625
This is the gayest thing I've ever read.

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>>162274038

We only want the mom.

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>>162274038
Because I don't want to fuck a monkey. You can have her if you want.

>>162273509
No booty is worth it for that retarded monkey.

>>162273509
Sure!

>>162274078
Yeah seriously this was uncalled for A-kun

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>>162273642
> cheerful disposition
> positive attitude
> loyal
> slim, athletic build
> long, flowing hair
> unnatural stamina
> can take a beating
> potassium-rich diet
> likes anime
> pantsu certified skidmark-free

Why isn't EVERYONE waifuing Yoshiko-kun?

>>162274382
>low INT
>low WIS
>okay CHA but takes useless spells/talents

>>162273745
Either way your dick is getting cut up.

>>162273509
of course

>>162273509
I don't get it. How did they manage to make a such a semen demon with such a basic design?

>>162273509
Of course. I can fuck her retarded daughter too. It's like killing two birds with one stone.

>>162274382
Because a brick would be a better choice.

>>162274572
it's the dominant and unapologetic nature that does it for me

>>162274572
Ex doujin artist

>>162273509
How the fuck does her husband handle her?

>>162274661
She is handled by him.

>>162273509
Fucking nooooooo.

>>162274078
He has been broken by his years of dealing with Yoshiko. He can't help it.

>>162273509
Yeah sure, only if both of them dominate me on a regular basis. Otherwise there's no novelty.

>>162274661
He doesn't >>162273894

>>162274614
>Bestiality

Fucking the retard is like fucking an ape

>>162274382
A human does not fall in love with a monkey.

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>>162274658
Why are Hiroyuki's doujins so much better than his published series?

>>162274751
how do you explain aids then?

>>162274751
Fall in love? No.

Rape? More often than you'd like.

How can I get Sayaka to be my girlfriend?

>>162273625
Of all the poor grasp of female anatomy I've seen on /a/ over the years, yours is perhaps the most egregious yet.

>>162274382
My waifu is many of those things too, but she's also a very successful private business owner.

>>162273945
>tfw have IQ of 82
My parents missed a bullet there.

>>162273593
Can't rape what is willing

>>162274065
Is 28 old ? Am I actually getting too old to get into the intercourse thing ?

>>162273509
Yes. She is super hot

>>162274763
>chimps carry AIDS
>AIDS can be transmitted through sexual intercourse, blood, as well as feces
>subsequently, the possible ways for chimps infecting humans with AIDS are as follows
>someone fucked a chimp (possible, but not likely)
>someone was injured in a very bloody encounter with a chimp (plausible, they're vicious fucking assholes)
>someone ate undercooked chimp meat (very plausible, 'bushmeat' is regrettably a popular thing in many parts of Africa, poorer people are not the best cooks and there's a conception that it's very healthy)
>someone contacted AIDS from chimp feces (extremely plausible, chimps are infamous for pelting people with feces)

Chimpanzees are hellbeasts.

>>162273625
>not liking thigh gap
The only time it doesn't make sense is on a thick short stack. Otherwise it should be present or you are probably dealing with a whale.

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>>162274038
>nobody mentioned oyakodon

well I guess since nobody is hungry why would we mention a rice bowl dish

>>162275106
Borderline safe. But it doesn't really matter. Just fuck and masturbate anything legal to your heart's content

>>162275266
>28
>borderline

Are you retarded or something?

>>162273509
What if my perverted wish was impregnating her and her daughter at the same time so they could experience the joys of motherhood together?

>>162275106
Only too old if you're female.

>>162275150
how do you get ape feces in your bloodstream?

>>162275316
The chimp beat the fuck out of you first.

I can't understate how fucking strong, mean and dangerous they are.

>>162274065

Why isn't she getting gangbanged by her students? Akkun may be a retarded faggot, but I'm sure other boys in class aren't.

>>162274065
>I was ready to be hurt, but not like this!

I've never seen such a perfect quote to sum up the average /a/non's life.

>>162275341
You and me both know that Japan has incurable shit taste when it comes to older women.

>>162275303
^this

>>162275330
I just goggled it according to https://www.avert.org/professionals/history-hiv-aids/origin its most likely due to eating their meat, but I guess getting cuts duing the hunt and then getting blood and/or feces on you isn't that unlikely

>>162275330
A chimpanzee once beat up Gary Larson, author of the Far Side. Years later, that same chimp murdered a human baby. True story.

>>162274969
First you need to be a retard
Then you need to beat me in a retard fight.

>>162275391
I'm glad Gary made it through that without getting AIDS or getting his face torn off.

I miss that wonderful man.

>>162273509
I don't because I'm not into women.

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>>162275106
Aww look at poor anon realising he's watching cartoons aimed at 16 year olds. Better late than never huh.

>>162275391
Fucking Frodo.

>>162275438
faggot

Why do they shout so mich?

>>162275357
To be honest it sounds like some LN title.

Oppai inchou is best for breeding
Sayaka is best for marriage
cake sensei is for fuck buddy
aho gals also for fuck buddy, especially sex hair gal
ignore mom and aho

>>162275565
>ignore mom
I won't stand for this

>>162273509
>Single Moms.

I tell you what son they are still single for a reason.

>>162275608
Baka no pico

>>162273509
Fuck NO. Who'd take this disgusting woman with her even more disgusting daughter...

>>162274008
Hey, Sayaka is mine. Back off.

>>162275341
>Old hags/cakes
>ever

>>162273549
Ew, you really want to fuck a monkey? How desperate are you, anon?

>>162275600
used goods is used

>>162275608
Lacking-in-Intelligence Female

>>162273625
Literally the gayest person on the planet

>>162273509

I'd knock her up, then force her to watch as I inseminate the retard to have retard babies

>>162275791
That means she knows how to pleasure you compared to those virgins, anon.

>>162275812
You'd get HIV.

>>162273945
>If you spending more than 2.3 million / 18 years on escorts I think you have a right to.


So if I fuck 1 whore almost everyday it's ~USD $ 354.93827160493827160493827160494 per day?

That's pretty cheap for a first-world hooker.

>http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Japan#Prostitutes_and_Sex_Workers

The ugliest whores in japan are slightly cheaper though.

>>162275812
that won't work unless you're really stupid /a/non
otherwise regression to the mean would bring them back to the average.

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>>162275847
>that won't work unless you're really stupid /a/non
>asking that in /a/

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>>162275452

>>162275847
timeskip children having to deal with aho MILF when?

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>>162275838
muh aidschan!

>>162273509
>used goods
>someone elses retard dna
>in my house
Fuck no.

>>162274016
That's not AlJazzira that's a turkish TV. Of course turks just banter all day long.

>>162275838
more than a fair price, clearly.

>>162273509
No.
Taking in woman with kid never works out: kid will always have priority and you can't even scold it properly "you have no right".
Besides - she looks great now, but she's in her forties, nip women go from delicious cakes to scrawny wrinkled granmas in five years after menopause hits.

>>162275018
Her name is Loco?

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>>162274038
Fuck off back to your thread.

>>162275266
But law states that I need consent.
It's a drag to get out.
>>162275106
You've missed the best erection and libido stamina years but no, it's not really late for a male.

>>162276296
No, mine doesn't throw her business away on a really retarded scheme.

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>>162276666
>dem quads
Apparently she's running satanic cult so I best stop prying any deeper.

>>162273509
Bananas are pretty cheap.

>>162273509
Bananas are $0.69/pound so fuck yeah.

Filthy secondary, where's the dad?
I heard he's in manga, but why mum is using "retirement" term?
She's just after pushing off retard of a daughter to some sorry lad or something?

>>162274441
> Low INT

> High STR
> High END
> High AGL
> High CHA
> Takes animal friend perk
Yoshiko ain't bad

>>162276804
>Fails first first INT save throw
>TPK

only if the retarded daughter will too submit to any perverted wish

>>162276804
She barely has enough INT to hold a conversation, much less use it to maximize her absurd physical stats. It's a joke build and you know it. Am not going to micromanage a party member just because she's specialized as fuck for useless shit.

>>162276695
Well, it's kind of sinister, but not THAT sinister.

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>>162277336
>227733
S-Sure.

>>162276920
>She barely has enough INT to hold a conversation
This is way false. Yoshiko has the charisma to inspire others emotionally. She also has lots of practical knowledge like how to ride a dog at incredible speeds with high precision handling.
Her only downfall is her lack of academic ability, but that doesn't even play towards her strengths anyways.

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>>162273509
>to provide for her retarded daughter. Do you ta-

No.

>>162277359
You're gonna have to give me context for that.

>>162274759
When you're making doujins, you're more likely to make them on your own time and whatever you're passionate for the moment.

When you're making ends meet, you're pressured to make certain contents that needs to go through inspection at someone else's pace.

>>162273509
No, but I will take the retarded daughter. She is fun and loyal.

>>162273509
Oyakodon?

No.

>>162273509
Only if "any perverted wish" includes threesomes with her and her daughter on a regular basis wherein they engage in incestuous sex

>>162273509
I'd provide both if you know what I mean

>>162274630
For a conversation, yes. But not for fucking.

>>162273509
Does it come with the dog?

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>>162273509
Just give me the aho!

>laidback and fun
>many hidden talents
>great strength and fighting ability
>extremely empathetic
>always gets people to play by her tune
>great housekeeping skills
>only needs bananas for nourishment

She is truly the thinking man's waifu. The other girls are great, but the true aho pill is Yoshiko herself.

>>162280204
You can't buy the dog. The dog chooses you.

Damn, why is Yoshiko's mom so fucking hot? Doujins when?

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>>162273509
Oyakodon!

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>>162280970
How does it feel being too old for your waifu and youthful adventure?

Is fucking her retarded daughter allowed?

>>162281069
It feels like drinking a lukewarm decarbonized bottle of coke.

>>162280875
I-is this real?

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>>162280559
Because Yoko Hikasa.
No one does lewd like Hiyocchi.

>>162281547
God, I just watched a few clips and she's lewd as fuck.

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>>162273779
>old woman who gave birth has a very used and widened vagina with dark labia

This is no true, stop lying.
I used to hang out with a girl who had two daughters and she still had a innie pussy.

>>162273509
I don't think you know what retarded means, OP

>>162273509
Fuck no

>>162280875
But that's rape.

>>162273745
>>162273779
Prime breeding material. And she's an M too, god she's perfect.

>>162273509
No, just no

>>162274382
>pfffft no way fag.png

>>162273509
doujins fucking when

>>162275106
>Men
safe till the age of 40
>Women
safe til the age of 30

>>162280970
I'm already a wizard ;_; I wish I had someone like the teacher.

>>162274016
May Allah bless the soul of that exMossad who started MermiTV

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>>162273509

>>162273745

>cucumber
>soft
>can of coke
>very thin, highly sharp aluminum edge

Nigga, is you retarded?

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>>162273509
Deal
>Deal
Deal
>Deal
Deal
>Deal

>>162281621
3/10 fanfic
cool story bro

>>162281722
silly anon, girls can't rape

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>>162281722
Reminder

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>>162280970
>>162275106
>>162276354

>when you feel a twinge of depression
>but then remember it's 3DPD

I wish I was normal enough to give a shit but it just becomes emptiness.

>>162273509
No deal miss.

Is the retarded daughter ugly

>>162280970
>tfw waifu's game came out the same year I was born so we'll always be the same age

>>162273509
Of course. What's her face is tolerable I'm her retardation. Meanwhile that mother of hers tho, wew lad.

>>162275391
Didn't it eat that baby, or am I thinking of a different chimp?

>>162274751
Have you heard of Pony the Orangutan?

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>>162273779
>very used and widened vagina with dark labia
Nice.

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>>162273509
>This woman agrees to become your wife and submit to any perverted wish you have, but you're gonna ha...

YES, YES, ALL MY FUCKING YES!

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>>162273509

>>162284349
wat

>>162273509
no thanks, I dont want used goods

>>162284460
You heard me.

>>162284497
These used goods are good tho.

>submit
But that's the opposite of her appeal.

>>162274078
>What is A-kun so gay?
Ftfy

>>162273509
If she doesn't bite down on my banana when she puts it in her mouth.

>>162274123
As if you have another options. You'll remain a virgin. Only /fit/izens and Chads will have sex.

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>>162273509
Can I fuck the daughter too?

I would marry her and take care of her child in a heartbeat.

>>162286680
All hail king cuck over here. You'd be such a pushover she'd let you sniff her used undies once in a while and that's it.

>>162281722
Its not rape if its an aho.

>>162273509
I skip the middlewoman.

I give the same answer that I give coalburners. No.

Oyakadon makes raising my wife's daughter worth it.

>>162273509
What is "provide" ?

>>162276804
>>162276920
In some old IE games like Icewind Dale, if your party representative had retard-level int you'd have specialized text options.

Almost makes me want to start a IWD game with a 4 int half-orc named Yoshiko as the leader.
What class would she be?

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>>162289615
Provide semen.

>>162275106
As a woman your libido is about to give out, which is not attractive for a 27 year old virgin like me.