We should start a religion based around worshiping Umaru What

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2017-09-04 11:39:12 Post No. 161900011
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:39:12 Post No. 161900011 [Report]

We should start a religion based around worshiping Umaru

What would the tenants of Umaruism be? How would we worship her glory? What would be the religious text?

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:40:06 Post No.161900036
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:40:06 Post No.161900036 [Report]

Chippsu is her flesh
Cora, her blood

Anonymous 2017-09-04 11:41:09 Post No.161900062
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Worshipping lots of saints because apparently that was cool enough to get beheaded over.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 12:04:34 Post No.161900734
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 12:04:34 Post No.161900734 [Report]

>>161900011
It would be like a mixture of the cults of Dionysus and Hedone, but rated T.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 12:46:36 Post No.161901755
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 12:54:16 Post No.161901963
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 12:54:16 Post No.161901963 [Report]

>>161901755
this god doesn't bleed.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 01:03:40 Post No.161902186
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 01:03:40 Post No.161902186 [Report]

offer cat plushies as sacrifice;
when prayers are answered, the believer hears "Umaruuun!!~" in the backgound;
if u'r a gamer, u get to enter her version of heaven and play games with her all day.

>wait does she need sacrifices?

Anonymous 2017-09-05 01:44:16 Post No.161903343
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>>161900011

Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:39:58 Post No.161905016
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:39:58 Post No.161905016 [Report]

It's time. Post Umaru bullies.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 03:12:34 Post No.161905875
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 03:14:45 Post No.161905934
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>>161905875
Umaru bullies will recieve holy retribution for defiling the image of Umaru. A fatwa will be cast upon you. Prey to whatever heathen gods you may worship because we of the Umaru cult will show you no mercy