>people actually like the konosuba girls honestly there's

>>161851880
I know this is bait, but I have to respond.
Darkness' degeneracy is best degeneracy, so she's good. Megumin, I agree with you 100%. Same with Aqua. But Darkness is there, so they're not a total loss.

>>161852139
which hole did you crawl out of? nobody likes Darkness. her character makes no sense at all.

>>161853211
>anime characters
>needing to make sense
Where the bloody hell do you think you are? Anime characters are intended to be SOMEWHAT like real humans; they don't have to be logical, much like real humans. They may not know all their motivations, or care. Just 'cause it doesn't fit your vision of how things should work, doesn't make it shitty.

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>>161853211
Darkness is the best.

>>161854876
I just realized that Aqua and kazuma are holding hands.

>>161851880
But who is the best of the worst?

>>161854974
Then you need to look closer.

>>161851880
>make characters degenerate to different degrees
>the western audience loves it and goes apeshit over your creation
I guess the audience resonates with them.

>>161855179
>implying degeneracy is a bad thing
Away with you, master of boringness!

>>161854876
Where is my real life Darkness?

>>161855339
Anon, I'm afraid IRL dungeon ladies don't look good at all. But then, that's not what masochists go to them for; it's solely about the pain.

>>161854974
They're too in shock at Darkness' depravity to notice

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>>161851880
their flaws make them even more attractive desu famalan

>>161855339
Most girls are submissive sluts on the inside. That's why they stay in abusive relationships despite complaining about them all the time. They act bitchy and full of themselves like Aqua but they want a man with personality overwhelming enough to make them squirm like Darkness.

>>161855807
Except they're not even holding hands

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>megumin is a flat chested midget
small tits and big ass is the perfect female shape though:
small tits= hasn't been knocked up.
big ass= wide hipbones for giving birth safely, insuring your offspring will survive

>>161851880
You know, I could agree with most of the shit you said besides Megumin. You gotta realize that not everyone loves mamary cancer and amazons.

>>161855964
That's not big, just normal and firm.

>>161851880
Aqua is there to attract the ass crowd. Darkness is there to attract the SnM crowd. Megumin is there to attract the pedo NEET crowd. It's simple.

>>161856009
>That's not big, just normal and firm.
aka fucking perfect

>>161856121
>>161854876
How can one be so wrong
Megumeme is there to attract gentlemen of superior tastes

>>161856121
I'm an assman and I don't understand how Aqua is supposed to appeal to me when her ass is a poorly drawn line most of the time.

>>161856166
Glad you understand that asses can be nice without being big.

Why are you guys fighting who's the best when megumin already won the bowl?

>>161856251
>Megushit
>ever being anywhere near to superior
Anon, we've had this conversation before, and we all know exactly where it leads: le meme explosion midget goes in the shitter where she belongs, and Darkness rules over all, as it should be. Now run along, child, go ask mommy to stick your magnum-sized pacifier in your mouth.

>>161856527
I couldn't care less about it, and I like Megumin best.

>>161851880
I see Darkness as that chick that you know is hanging out with big black nigger who will just pump and dump women and then demand pity. You know, the single mother who thought she saw bad boy's soft spot and thought she could change him.

Except she isn't going after that none-existent soft spot, she gets off from being abused and she is honest about it. I love that honesty.

>>161856527
Because Kazuma has shit taste and whichever girl ends up with him has hardly """won""" anything.

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They're not lovable because they're all gags. They're not even characters, they're just gags. Their entire existence is dedicated to shoving those gags down your throat, and you frothy-mouthed manchildren fell for it. Even the main character is intentionally boring, flat, and unlikable, all for the sake of a self-insert so people who have never known the touch of a woman can imagine being surrounded by a bunch of barely-literate females thrusting themselves upon him. Just admit you're there for the fanservice and move on.

>>161856685
>comedy sitcom show
>"the characters are gags!"
No fucking shit you sperg. Thats how you write that type of story. Besides Kazuma is probably one of the most personality-filled male MCs out there right now, let alone in the Isekai genre. If you dont like comedy then thats another topic entirely.

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only girl that matters

>nobody cares about Darkness
>she officially loses
>everyone loves Darkness
Not even surprised.

>>161857144
"Everyone" is a huge exaggeration. Unless you mean, "everyone who still cares enough about Konosuba to come here and argue", in which case you'd be more or less right.

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Talk about falling out of grace. If this thread was made one year ago, or even six months ago, her autistic fans would be all over this thread right now.
I wonder how many /a/ regulars have moved on from her, and Konosuba in general.

>>161856527
Kazuma's not bland enough to be a self-insert, so you don't care as much about who "wins," since it's not a reflection of your taste.

>>161857198
>I wonder how many /a/ regulars have moved on from her, and Konosuba in general.
There are multiple Konosuba threads daily, so not enough.

>>161851880
>flat chested midget
That's why she's the most attractive you piece of crap

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How would you make pic related work without making it boring as hell?

>>161857414
Who even is far right

>>161857414
I wouldn't try to make it a comedy, because that lineup simply wouldn't work. I would add elements of death and actual danger.

>>161857414
Wait, that's not supposed to be the princess, is it?

>>161857465
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>far right
Make your guess.

>>161857352
>That's why she's the least attractive, you shitter.
ftfy

>>161857513
It's her, the princess of the kingdom.

>>161857414
>>161857525
>"We must secure the future of the Crimson Demon race!"
Woah really Yunyun? No wonder she has no friends.

>>161857198
The threads were just as dead in late 2016, but people came back for S2. That's how it always goes.

>>161857621
>Eris is Hillary
>Aqua is bush

>>161857414
Eris drives Kazuma nuts by constantly doing thief shit while he has to make sure her identity isnt outed to the public.

Yunyun already has the gag of being completely socially inept and feeling embarrassed when she has to do chuuni shit so you are set there with a gag too.

The party would be threatened with severe punishment if anything as much as scratches Iris so they have to look after her like a toddler unless they want to get into deep shit.

Main party dynamic switches from Aqua and Kazuma to Iris and Kazuma since she has the most diverse ways to make his life hell out of this trio.

>>161851880
Darkness is extremely cute when flustered and her degeneracy allows for infinite fun both in bed and outside of it.
Megumin is extremely cute all the time, her chuuni personality is really enjoyable and a good mix of pure autism and predictability.
Aqua is sexy and a fucking goddess, and I guess some people really like how she's just one braincell away from a drooling vegetable.
My favorite is Megumin but I'm not surprised some people like other girls, they are all really enjoyable.

>>161857809
Come on, Aqua's not THAT hopeless. She's just a 12 year-old in the body of a 20 year-old.

>>161851880
>Insulting my wife Lalatina
I will fight you, mongrel

>>161851880
Aqua is the only bad girl out of the girls in Konosuba. And even then we don't do bestiality.

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>>161851880
>girls
shit taste. Choker fuccboi is best.

>>161858031
This. This and my boy Vanir, the best characters.

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>>161858152
>Vanir
>boy

>>161857525
I see what you did there. :^)

>>161857486
>Eris would be the Belldandy healer, and would be the typical first girl wins. Somehow despite being a goddess she will be kidnapped once a season.
>Yunyun would the angst loner that doesn't play nice with others, and will learn about the power of friendship. Serve as the Lance of the group.
>Iris will be the fake straight man, and will pull typical "chosen hero" ham on everyone. Only Kazuma can see through the act.
>Kazuma due to unintended peer pressure among the rest would actually be the hero that he sometimes pretends to be, and grow into a somewhat decent (but still fallible) man.

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>>161858240
Eris is a thief, though.

>>161858322
How the fuck did I miss that, this is what I get for watching anime when I'm tired

>>161852139
>bait
Reminder that the Waifu defense force shouldnt even be counted as human

>>161858400
The fuck do you think you are? W/a/ifuism is central to /a/'s board culture.

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Will the author ever develop on Megumin's love for big robots? I actually liked that.

>>161858357
There are a lot of hints in the dialogue as well even if you havent read the novels or didnt notice the similar appearance.

When Kazuma dies and asks Eris what she does all day, she says that she sneaks to the surface world sometimes when she is bored but asks him to keep it a secret.

When Darkness was praying to Eris for someone who she can adventure with she was eventually approached by a thief girl.

>>161858448
>loves explosions
>loves giant robots
Clearly, she's into BBC_

>>161858448
Never ever. Its just part of her being a chuuni.

>>161858485
Media doesn't even exist in Australia.

>>161856251
>liking lolishit
low test

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>>161858485
>can't avoid that meme, even on /a/

>>161858555
Well done, anon; I did leave that one open.

>>161856861
I want to snuggle with Yunyun and tell her she means the world to me!

>>161858552
Not to mention that OVAs aren't canon.

>>161851880
And that's exactly why they're interesting.

>>161858715
They should have made the part where the party uses one of Wiz's magic items to teleport to Japan into an OVA.

>>161858715
I think the author wrote the latest one, though. I remember reading it in his July interview.
>>161858817
Pretty sure that chapter got a drama CD.

>>161858905
>Pretty sure that chapter got a drama CD
I never looked into drama CDs so I am inclined to believe you.

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>>161857198
Megumin is boring now she won.
Aqua is only comic relief character left, so she has been flanderized into a complete retard rather than the selfish and slightly dumb goddess she was.
Darkness is the only interesting girl left, I hope the author manages to do something with her rather than just leave her hanging around with the group.

>>161859270
Darkness is still far from being an interesting character.

>>161859270
Author said Dust is his favourite character, and he is getting his own spinoff now, so as a degenerate noble he might end up with Darkness. Whether thats a good or a bad thing depends on how you see it.

>>161858948
It's here if you want to listen to Aqua and Megumin casting magic in japan and Kazuma yelling that it's illusions
http://www.mediafire.com/file/xoqfjv0u2svu993/01+異世界へ行こう.flac

>>161859461
Thanks, anon, I have a flight tomorrow so I guess it can fill some time.

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>>161851880

May this goddess be praised.

>>161851880
fuck you faggot, darkness is my girl. she has good character development in the LN, although her fetish gets overused for jokes. Her Character is as a siderole pretty good. she contributes a lot to the groups dynamic and there are always implications, that their is more to darkness.

>>161851880
The Konosuba girls are 3D girls in 2D bodies.
We like 2D girls because they're perfect and don't have the flaws of 3D girls, but deep down, we know that they're just a fantasy.
Most girls in anime are written by men to be perfect for men, but there's a degree of uncanniness to it all. Our brains know that they aren't an accurate representation of real women, so we disconnect ourselves.
The girls in Konosuba are all shit, but they're shit in the same way 3D women are shit. Our brains want us to breed, so we find negative personality traits like selfishness, immaturity, and arrogance attractive.

>>161859270
Agreed, anon.

>>161855876
I seriously need a hatefuck doujin with Aqua.

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>>161860049

>>161860187
I love you, anon.

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>>161860049
>Aqua hatefully berating your tiny inadequate piece of 'meat'

>>161859552
Aqua's hair is so comfy here. i just want to hang out with her and try to play with it. give me the tractor to make this happen.

>>161860187
Wrestling moves are my fetish.

ive prepared a complete konosuba 11 file for my own use in pdf mobi and epub

did anyone already upload it somewhere or am i to

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>>161851880
I'm just watching for the side girls.

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Aqua literally saved this shitshow, without her it would be generic harem anime no#19456

I like Chris' navel the most.

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>>161860758
KazuQa best power duo in anime.

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>>161856861
This.

>>161860717
I only have up through 9

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I want wiz to sit on my face

I want to drink Aqua and/or Megumin's pee!

Would Komekko(6) accept food laced with semen from a stranger?

>>161861031
I want Wiz to hold my hand while I go to sleep.

>>161861510
>wanting to hold cold filthy lich hand

>>161861677
Aqua go home.

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>>161851880
Megumin and anyone who likes her are ledit tier garbage, but the other girls are good, especially Aqua and Wiz.

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I wish they replaced Darkness, Her whole gimmick is fucking stupid and not funny.

Least Megumin and Aqua are funny.

>>161861719
>Armpits
I can use this pic.

>>161851880

>muh waifu can't have flaws

Why like anything at all?

Darkness is the fucking worst in this show. Its like her character was made to be as boring and unfunny as possible.

>>161851880
Aqua is utter trash and needs to have her skull bashed by a warhammer, but the other girls are quite okay.

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Best girls. Bakuen was so comfy because of how genuine their friendship felt.

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>>161861969
I think (you) need to be bashed in by a warhammer

>>161861747
None of the characters are funny. This show is garbage

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>>161851880
You don't like girls obsessed with destruction?

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>>161862157

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>>161862180
I've loved girls obsessed with destruction since Slayers. Megu is my modern Lina Inverse.

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Happy Birthday Jun

>>161855964
Pontificate the prospect of searching for various furnishings about your abode on which to posture Megumin in such way that her upper body is perpendicular to her lower body for the purpose of easily engaging in copulation.

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>>161862316
Oh, happy birthday to him.
Didn't Amamiya have her birthday a few weeks ago too?

>>161862249
Lina has a personality tho

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>>161862397
Sora was last week, August 28.

>>161862249
>>161862417
Lina can also cast Dragon Slave more than once.

>>161862417
That is actually quite similar to Megumin's. Bakuen demonstrates that with the inner narration that shows how mischievous and cowardly Megumin is.
It's really the go-to book if you want to learn about the facets of her character that she didn't explicitly show in the anime.

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>>161862461
Well, I guess that's where the similarities stop.

>>161862454
>Kayano is in 9 days
>Takahashi was in February
Poor Rie!

>>161862317
Underrated post

Capcha: wood presa

>>161851880
I'm more surprised people actually liked that trash. It wasn't even good, and yet konofags treat it like the second coming of Jesus.

>>161859270
>Megumin is boring now she won.
When did this happen? I've been away for a while.

>>161863218
In volume 12, Kazuma rejects Darkness because he accepted to become "more than friends" with Megumin and feels love for her. Darkness then decides to stop chasing Kazuma.

>>161851880
there's no point in ranking them, I just take off my pants and click the doujin the my dick responds to the most

>>161863447
As someone put it on ExH, that's sad exploiting of good characters. If you don't like them beyond their looks and didn't find them charming while watching the show, then you don't actually like them.

>>161863357
I don't like it.

>>161858357
The had the same seiyuu,I knew there was something fishy when I noticed that.

>>161851880
>wants a perfectgirl
>not a fun an imperfect one
Keep jerking off on 2d, obaka-chan

>>161863600
Same, the author is ruining every character by making them over-obsessed with Kazuma. Megumin and Darkness were at their best a few volumes ago from a writing standpoint, now they're on a downhill slope.
Hopefully he'll stop.

>>161851880
>flat midget
>worthless

choose one you contradicting fuck

>>161854876
I hate Isekai but I guess I now have to watch this after all.

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>>161858322
Mind blown. Though I've been watching the show since last year. I feel really stupid I'm so slowpoke.

>>161851880
>I can't understand why someone likes something I don't

>>161863598
If you don't like them I guess, If you do though the porn is just extra and a lot of it is pretty good, most doujin artists tend not to be so exploitive that it turns me off, and i'm ussually pretty sensitive to that stuff, why I always avoided western fanbases

>>161854876
Darkness has to be a Swedish woman.
>>161852139
This Darkness is best girl

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You would have to be complete autistic pedophilic beta fucktard to think that darkness isn't the best girl.
She is always expressing the need to be dominated, as well as being submissive and willing to go through some kinky ass shit with that mommy yummy bod. If any of you virgin fucks know better, this would obviously be the best choice.
My primal instincts constantly kicks in wanting to breed with her everytime she show her face.

Everytime I see megumin I just think of how pathetic you virgin pedo fucks are for evening thinking about her washboard chest.

>>161866779
But I'm not into the kinky ass shit that she's into.

>>161866779
You sure sound mad. Why do you care if some people don't share your passion for gigantic cowtits and submissive nutjobs? Just masturbate to Darkness instead of baring your fetishes here. Knock yourself out, but leave me out of your shit, faggot.

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>>161851880
>tfw not only do you like the konosuba girls, you like all of them equally and can't choose a favorite
I'm the worst!
But seriously, this is one of the first times where I can't favorite one girl over another.

>>161867006

Because knowing that a degenerate filth like you with mental problems ruin my enjoyment of anime.

>>161867306
You could always commit suicide. That would be a permanent solution to that problem of yours.

Konosuba is unironically one of the funniest series around

>>161867475
And the girls are some of my favourite to fap to. What a great series.

>>161854876
How low of an opinion of yourself do you have to have to see this and think "I'd be a good match for this woman".

You are basically admitting you are the lowest of the low and could never make any normal non insane partner happy.

>>161866779
Whole lotta buzzwords right there friendo

>>161856527
>dating Kazuma
>winning

>>161865198
Nothing to feel dumb about, there's nothing to indicate she is. It's just bitter LNfags spamming spoilers because they wanna be fags.

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>>161867722

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wiz is best you casuals

>>161861031
I loved Kazuma shifting Wiz around during that scene.

>>161869656
necrophilia is best philia

Yeah i love yunyun cause im normiefag. Fight moi.

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>>161869656
>locks your capital into a huge business deal

>>161869656
She would be best to cuddle up next to on a hot summers night.

>>161866237
>Darkness has to be a Swedish woman.
I fucking wish. Swedish women are the polar opposite of Darkness, they are feminists, hate ridiculously high standards, and a third of them are just muslims.

>>161870364
Don't forget BLACKED.

>>161870412
BLACKED is more of a murrican thing, we have much more muslims than niggers here.

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>>161869656
This

>>161851880
>>people actually like the konosuba girls
yes, but not sexually.
shit made me laugh here and there and it was entertaining.
can't ask for more in a fucking light comedy anime.

>>161859962
No. Pretty sure you're just a 2d hating faggotron who hates on popular shows

>>161855291
There's a difference between kinky and degenerate. Kinky is fine but something becomes degenerate when it negatively impacts your functionality as a person or degenerates your morality.
For an analogy think of someone who smokes pot versus the type of person who makes being a stoner a large part of who they are. They both engage in the same activity but one is a normal guy and the other one is a degenerate.

>>161861747
Damnit le locke. I thought you liked t&a and slots!

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>>161858322
welp

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The best girls in konosuba are the secondary characters, specifically Wiz and YunYun.

>>161858322
But anon, Eris is far bigger than Chris in the chest area.

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pedos love megumin
normies love lalatina
its takes a man to admit a retard is best girl

>>161851880
>megumin is a flat chested midget
ok, I must admit, I am more into cowtits, but even I think that Megumin is the best

>>161872979
You should take that decision and go to your local special school and try to woo the most attractive squashhead you can find.

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>>161872979
>normies love lalatina

Getting past her fetish does NOT make you a normie in the slightest

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>>161851880
>read volume 12 synopsis
>it's another useless filler darkness volume

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>>161873411
Sure there allot of stuff with her...but a good chunk of it is hardly filler...

http://konosuba.wikia.com/wiki/Konosuba_Light_Novel_Volume_12/Synopsis?action=edit&section=1

>>161851880
Konosuba is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS.

>>161872727
she pads it

>>161873468
What part of it isn't filler? They're no closer to defeating the demon king and nothing changed.

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>>161873545
pls no bully

>>161858322
Anyone can confirm?

>>161868983
See >>161858483 it's your fault for not piecing it together, it's not exactly hard for anyone with triple digit IQ.

>>161872727
Fucking PADS

>>161873610
I don't mind that it's padded

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>>161873635
Good fortune will be yours, anon.

>>161873650
thanks, I'll be counting on you.

>>161870912
>Giving a shit about degeneracy on fucking 4chan
Who let you in in this house? This only started being a thing once /pol/ and /r9k/ started hgetting popular.

>>161873411
Why was her chest so big there i forgot that

>>161873618
Yes Christ is an avatar of Eris. Kazuma keeps sexually assaulting her and then wondering why he gets shit luck afterwards.

>>161873748
The director really loves oppai.

>>161873748
It's an edit.

>>161873610
F is for Friends who do stuff together
L is for Lots of friends everywhere you look
A is for anywhere any time at all
T is for the truth that you are flat and have no curves

>>161874008
>tfw people in the capital think Kazuma and Chris are a duo of male thieves since they can't tell Chris is a girl
Feels pad man

>>161874008
lole

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>>161874008

The darkness chapters are the most boring ones in the series. It's either her trying to avoid marriage again or her cumming from being hit hard. It's like the author forgot to turn her into an actual main party character. Wiz, Chris and Vanir are much more nuanced and developed.

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>>161873562
Um, The DK is completely unimportant/not relevant to the actual character plot?

Kazuma + Megumin dating = FUCKING HUGE
Kazuma rejecting Darkness = ALSO HUGE

Eris descends and fights in person, Darkness now suspects Chris.

Along with other tidbits.....that stiff is the biggest mean n potatoes content in 3 volumes.

Konosuba was NEVER about completing the epic quest dude. Just shitty people in a shitty world bumbling about their shitty lives.

>>161874238
This. Konosuba is a sitcom, not a fantasy story in terms of the way it is written and presented. The DK is there just to give the story a sense of linearity.

>>161874238
BiBBa They are dating?
If so, Yes 1000 times yes.

>>161874336
Yes, but they agreed to leave the fucking for after the DK is defeated so they don't mess up the party dynamic. Darkness also expressed love for Kazuma but he told her this is not an eroge and he can't be with two girls at once. Darkness got jealous and tried to rape Kazuma, which he assisted her with because he is a trashy human being. Of course they messed it up and nothing happened. Darkness conceded in end of volume so now it's just Megumin and Kazuma.

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>>161874336
Yes, as of the end of volume 12 chapter one, they are officially a dating couple. They try to keep is on the low but Darkness confronts Kazuma after only 24 hours....he spills the beans and admits (more thoroughly then he has even told Megumin) that he does in actual fact love Megumin.... This leads to a sad scene for Darkness though as she confesses her own feelings now...but Kazuma has to put her down.

You can read the scene translations here -

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1793td-pgmx2U171jocjsMoPT2lfkv3ld3kLT4UHEb18/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1feFZruzQxuctwTpv1zzPplsF8BkRfHHhzx4lz6buSD8/edit

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>>161874402
>Yes, but they agreed to leave the fucking for after the DK is defeated so they don't mess up the party dynamic.

Please stop repeating this, there was no such mention about the DK. It had everything to do with keeping their relationship discreet (from Darkness really)...and that didn't last a DAY.......

>>161874487
>Yes, as of the end of volume 12 chapter one, they are officially a dating couple.
Thanks for letting me know I can drop this garbage. I actually bought the first 2 LNs which makes it even worse.

>>161874487
Thanks BiBBa even if it is a spoiler (currently at Volume 10) just wanted to confirm that my ship wins in the end

>>161874559
I'm gona guess "And the band played on, as the S.S Lalatina sunk" or was it another girl?

>>161874621
I like Aqua and Wiz and Kazuma, Darkness is alright. I just don't like Megumin.

>megumin is a flat chested midget
And?

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>>161851880
>megumin is a flat chested midget
You just described the perfect girl

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>>161874679
To each their own...I personalty can't understand it but I can respect it. What don't you like about her if you don;t mind me asking?

>>161854876
>Cucking yourself
Ehhh retard, but what to expect for someone who watches this garbage nonironically

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>not liking mehumin

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>all these megumin posts

>>161869656
I bet she feels all cold and clammy.

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>>161860840
Chris' navel is best girl.

>>161867722
Well I failed university and I am now dropping out, so I am incompetent. I think I am loyal, but I've never had female attention to test that theory. I am probably above average in terms of looks, but I am obese, also currently in a rut. Not all year mind you but more often than I'd like. I do have pretty shitty self-control so I almost always try to do things the easiest way. Not in debt but would immediately be if my parents would stop supporting me. I don't drink though so there's that.

overall it's not so much opinion as fact at this point.

>>161875130
>failed university and I am now dropping out

Come back when you've dropped out of high school, then college, then another college, then did a stint in the military for free college, then left the military to go to college, dropped out, spent some time unemployed, then gone back to college and dropped out again. Only then will you be worthy of Lalatina's affections.

>>161875130
if your obese then your not above average, your below average you tub o lard

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>>161875037
She knows what she's in for......

>>161875117
This was drawn by the guy who does the demolition d animations isnt it.

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>>161874487
Fucking hell light novels are hard to read. I'm sure its not as abrasive when its untranslated, but jesus this is just painful and difficult to follow. Are all LN's like this?

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>>161877105
I don't know what you're talking about.

Which girl has the tastiest pee? That's the best way to figure out which one's the best girl.

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>>161877266
That there is raw unedited text from alive translation feed session. It takes another editing and grammer pass to make is seem reasonable due to how radically Asian language is structure wise from English.

These are the cleanest versions out there (these are another edit and grammer pass over the ones at crimson magic ect*

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0By9vcsYU-1jUOGJPRm5UTWZld00

If these still feel too hard to follow for you, i'd suggest looking up the Yen Press official English ones...but many folks more familiar with anime would likely find them overly localized...However they have only recently released volume THREE......

nothing happens: the anime

>>161875289
Kinda sound like me but
>went to job corp and cheated at an early high school diploma despite crappy grades
>did well in my first and only semester of college, then dropped the rest cause I hatted it
>currently in the military
At least by these people's standards I'm a fucking genious and people recognize that so I'm doing pretty well.

>>161877771
Probably aqua, since I can only imagine her peeing clean pure water.

>>161878421
>clean pure water.
Disappointing. I want pee, not water.

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>>161857809
This anon gets it

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>>161858653
Imagine being friends with yunyun
She would blush if you hug her, yet she wouldn't let you go because she really needed a hug, maybe she would even start crying
Fuck I want a real life yunyun

>>161878709
Yunyun stop posting. Nobody wants to imagine being friends with Yunyun.

>>161859270
>Darkness
>ever interesting

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>>161878774
B-but

>>161857809
Darkness is fucking irritating at best, and immersion breaking levels of retarded at worst.
Megumin is a token loli, her chuuni personality is also about as charming as a red hot iron bulb in my asshole, however she is at least competent enough to preform her job, while being semi-interesting when the writers allow her to be.
Aqua is god damn infuriating on the same level as Darkness, except with being a regular fucking moron instead of a masochistic moron.
I legitimately do not comprehend how or why anyone would like these three pieces of shit.
tl;dr megumin a best

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>>161872979
>normies love lalatina
What the fuck.

>blonde
>violently crazy
>masochist
>the big girl, bigger than the MC
It's like the polar opposite of normie. Megumin and Aqua are both nearly twice as popular as her.

Normie girls are, everytime;
>dark brown hair. If unavailable, blue hair
>has a quirk or a small annoyance, not completely nuts
>never the masochist
>never the big girl, NEVER bigger than the MC
Look up your favorite series on image/scan sites and shit and check the counter for each girl.

>>161878774
>People don't even want to pretend to be Yunyun's friend

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As much as I love YunYun let's not forget about the other best girl.

>>161878987
Don't worry. I'd never forget about Wiz.

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>Megumin is a flat-chested midget
So?

>>161879252
I'd still taste her cute butthole.

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>>161851880
I'm pretty sure Megumin isn't short for her age.

>>161879452
>145cm
>14 years
That's short as fuck.

>>161879452
Does Megumin have pubes yet?

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>>161879492
I'd love to find out......but I hope not!

>>161851880
Yunyun and Wiz are cool tho.

>>161875293
I just meant that I have good facial features and that I would probably look above average if I was at a normal weight
>>161875289
Tbh I am already considering suicide for failing this one. I would never be able to face my family if I failed another.

>>161879492
She probably has gross pubes and asshole hairs.

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>>161879252
So a goddess is better.

>>161880099
The goddess' anus is probably tastier.

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>>161880099
>tfw you've completely fallen in love with aqua
why am i attracted to trashbaskets

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>ywn run comfy shop with Wiz

>>161880349
I also wish I could hear Yui Horie's voice from her every day.

>>161851880
I love Iris!

>>161880349
I want to see her getting excited when she buys or finds another silly thing to sell.

>>161879125
This, unironically

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>>161851880
What about this cute muffin?

>>161881493
I want to cuddle with her.

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>>161881493
I want to put my drink between those cup holders and keep it cool.

>>161881493
MILKY

>>161879125
>Reddit: The Character
I know this is bait but what does it even mean

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megumin is best

>>161882785
Would she let me lick her armpits?

>>161881937
It means that she reached popularity outside of 4chan and is from a fairly recent series.

>>161878964
niBBa which volume is this from

>>161882986
so everything ever is reddit?

>>161875289
>tfw your country military is so shit that you may as well go in prison than serve there.

>>161883140
yes

>>161881937
Entire personality/mechanics is just a mish-mash of Reddit-humour and lolsorandum

>>161884918
>Reddit-humour
You're trying very hard. It means absolutely nothing in the first place, and it means even less in the context of a Japanese comedy, because Japan doesn't share America's degenerate Internet culture.
I actually feel disgust for you after reading your post, because only a mouthbreather of the highest degree could type this drivel and think this is okay to post.

>>161881493
>Wiz is 20 years old
If her womb wasnt dead I would crave spilling my seed in it. Perfect breeding body ruined by undeath.

>>161854876
Did Kazuma know she was talking about him?

>>161887453
he probably knew

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>>161851880
When will people realize that all the waifus are trash and that based Kazuma-san is best?

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>>161878964
>blond
>big tits
>goes out of their way to be sexy
lalatina is normie bait to the fullest

>>161862157
isekai smartphone fag detected

why are the light novels so difficult to find?
and now i'm hearing it's difficult to read too?
why does the anime seem caught up with the manga?

>>161858004
why does everyone associate Aqua with beastiality? was it something with the frogs that I missed?

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>>161888547
>why does the anime seem caught up with the manga?
Other way around friend, manga just reached Episode 9

>>161888631
Because she's like an animal.

>>161857414
The show would be over in 5 episodes.

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>>161886306
More like perfectly preserved by undeeath

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>>161851880
>having such shit taste
Please don't ever post in front of me or my wife's son ever again.

>>161888672
i'm still on episode 7. i'm savouring the last few episodes. i sense season 3 is far off, if it happens at all. reading the manga is how i keep my konosuba craving at bay.

anyway, where do i read the light novels and how long does it usually take to get translated?

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>>161860938
good shit

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>>161878709
basically

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>>161880240

You're not alone. I can't tell if I would actually like to be with someone like aqua or if I'm just being delusional. I admit that she has her problems, but part of me still loves her just for that, the fact that she's the silly carefree kind of dumb. That being said, I'm not sure if that's what I really want, and it has crossed my mind that I may just be projecting my lack of companionship and personal insecurities onto a fictional character on a vietnamese car repair forum all because her relationship with kazuma in the series is the kind of friendship I want irl

>>161889833
Good luck, anon.

>>161889929
Thanks anon

>>161866237
>Darkness has to be a Swedish woman.
oh yeah? where's her burka?