Your waifu is crying and saying you aren't paying enough

>>161694795
Get a new waifu.

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>>161694813
But what about the baby?

>>161694795
Fuck her

>>161694795
pay more attention to her

maybe take her somewhere

>>161694834
I'm so use to seeing anime girls with giant eyes that this caught me off guard

Pat her head.

>>161694834
G-guess I'll marry her

>>161694834
new season when?
never;_;

>>161694795
Ignore her

>>161694795
Absolutely nothing until tomorrow. Because it's Asuka, and this is exactly what she needs. At last, the training is starting to take effect.

*teleports out of the room*

psssht, no noticing for you, kouhai

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>>161694887
Never ever

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>>161694795

>>161694795
Go up on her like the loyal husbando that I am.

>>161694795
Tell her everything I'm doing is for her sake then kiss her forehead and hold her close to me.

>>161694795
Impregnate her.

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Don't fall for his tricks.

>>161694795
Tell her if she wants affection she can go ask for it from the 8 guys she fucked behind my back.

>>161695802
Already too late.

>>161695802
you are the /a/ equivalent of a pepeposter

>>161694795
Propaganda to prop up the pension pyramid scheme with fresh tax livestock

>>161695676
Ok, you caught my attention, what series is this.

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>>161696784
My Husband cant be this otaku

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>>161695802
Why not?
It's fun to make babies.

>>161696884
you know whats even more fun? sex without the risk of getting babies. babbies tend to ruin sex lives.

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>>161696906
It doesn't count if you don't impregnate.

>>161696920
Why not?

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>>161696934
Because the only proof there exists you had sex is babies.

Is that the breeding propaganda series?

>>161696906
It only ruins your sex life if you're acting like beta faggot.

>>161696989
yes, shilling for 3DPD

>>161696979
What are sextapes?

Also, why do I need to prove it? Its all for my own personal enjoyment.

>>161697006
And how is an "alpha" suppose to act? Fuck his girl in the car while driving his kids around?

>>161697021
>What are sextapes?
fake
>Also, why do I need to prove it? Its all for my own personal enjoyment.
Because no one believes you, virgin.

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>>161694795
Ridiculous. I'd never fail to appreciate Holo, Wisewolf of Yoitsu.
>>161695676
Came here to post that.
>>161696784
Boku no Google, you lazy cunt.
>>161696101
WEG threads and images have been a tradition here before you ever heard of /a/ you little shit. The decline of OC over the years doesn't excuse your ignorance.

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>>161697038
Right, forgot I'm on 4chan. Home of the delusional autistic and retarded trolls.

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>>161694795
Comfort her then find the other characters on the same universe the author made

>>161697166
>Home of the delusional autistic and retarded trolls.
says the faggot that derail threads

>>161696906
What about sex with babies.

>>161695676
It's not the same.

>>161696784
Boku no Propaganda

>>161697812
Our party van will be with you shortly.

>>161697234
make a thread about the COOLverse

>>161697234
L O R E

Freak out, tell my roommates I'm hallucinating.

>>161700577
you are hallucinating anon. You dont have any roommates, only your waifu

>>161694795
Id pay more attention to her, and hug her.