Does Eggman count as a jobber? If so, it wouldn't be too bad. I have my own robot empire 'n shiet, as well as a 200 point IQ. Considering how close he constantly gets to beating Sonic, all I have to do is not be fucking retarded.
>Inb4 not anime
Sonic X is anime, right?
I dunno the first fucking thing about fine dining so I guess I'll just try my hardest to cut tuna correctly.
That or just rape as much people as possible