Who would win in a fight? Who has the better harem? Who's

Those questions suck; how 'bout this one:
How long would it take them to stir up some trouble because reasons? You know Kazuma would be a bad influence on Subaru.

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>>161105814
The two die

>>161105814
>who's more fuckable
subaru since he is a convincing crossdresser

Kazuma would win like six times, then Subaru would win once and they story would move on. Like every other fight Subaru has.

>>161105814
>fight
the picture is right, they would be friends.

>>161106645
Actual truth. Kazuma would drown him and freeze the water in his lungs, then the story would repeat until Kazuma had a stroke.

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>>161105814
>Kazuma would bully Subaru, like he bullied Mitsurugi
>Aqua would bully/kill Rem and Ram
>Megumin would bully Emilia
>Darkness would be bullied by Beatrix
End of stories, no retries

>>161105814
I never understood... Why were these two shows always compared? They are nothing alike. Well, both isekai, but that's it. I don't see any other resemblance.

>>161107019
>kill
That's sad, I like to think they'd get along since they're all good people.

>>161107127
She kills an arch duke of hell for sport two times.
Baka akuma meidos won't get a free pass

>>161107176
Don't reduce Aqua to a brainless ape who would kill two cute onis for sport.

>>161107019
>Rie Takahashi bullying Rie Takahashi
On a scale of 1 to 10, how sexy would that be?

Subaru has minimal fighting skill compared to Kazuma despite all his training, so that. I'd love a doujin where they fight by making each other's harem cum most tho

Kazuma is an actually likeable character.

>>161107257
>cuck doujin
NO THANKS

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>>161107251
Anon, my benis

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>>161107220
Litter the church floors of Axis with demon bones and blood
Aqua and Zell not Rem and Ram ok

>>161107083
both series take hits at the isekai setting, Re:zero with desconstruction and some edge. while Konosuba goes for comedic paraody approach, and both authors are friends.

>>161107019
This is factual.

>>161107722
Yeah, it's common knowledge that the authors are friends, but that shouldn't really be a valid ground for comparing them.
I liked both of them, and I struggle to find resemblance, other than the isekai genre

>>161105814
I bust several nuts over Kazuma's girls.

That oujo bitch is the only one from Subaru's side I'd fuck. Also pink oni.

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>>161107782
Wouldn't Beatrix be caught up in Aquas magic? Granted she isn't undead or demon, but it seems like two of such vast potential would interfere with each other? If not for anything, at least for their arrogance

>>161105814
Rem > Megumin
Darkness > Ram
both Aqua and Emilia are shit though.

>>161107257
>Subaru has minimal fighting skill
what? he is pretty strong and quick for a normal human

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>>161107957
>Rem > Megumin
>Rem being better than anyone let alone Megumin

>>161107833
also that both MC had this track suit design when first going to the new world.

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Megumin is better then anyone in Re:Zero so Kazuma wins even if it isnt a harem

>>161105814
Kazuma, Kazuma, and Kazuma.

>>161107936
They would probably clash at some point. Most likely because Aqua couldn't determine her source of power and went full baka, and Beatrix responded in kind.
Would be fun to watch though

>>161107833
both characters are dickish too.

>>161107957
I'd pound Aqua's ass like there was no tomorrow, given the option.

>>161105814
see >>161106906
Kazuma by now is a seasoned fighter, and even with his shit stats, he fights the hardest warriors in the world without a sweat.

>>161107957
>Rem > Megumin
No.
>both Aqua and Emilia are shit
Indeed, but Emilia has the better looks so the choice is easily done.

>>161108141
Hardly. Subasu doesn't reach the levels of scuminess that Kazuma does.
Subasu always seem to want the best for everyone

>>161108063
No enough doujins.

>>161108229
Except he shifts into maximum over-babby if he doesn't get his way.

>>161108225
Emilia has a generic design, and Aqua isn't bad herself.
Aqua is a shitty human being, but that is better than the generic boring heroine Emilia is.

>>161108437
How is Emilia's design any more generic than Aqua's? I know that silver-haired elves aren't uncommon, but whoever was in charge of the anime designs managed to make it look quite original.

>>161105814
>Who would win in a fight?
Subaru might be weaker but he will just restart and look for a way to defeat the fagget, Subaru wins.
>Who has the better harem?
Well this depends, what do you mean by "harem", because Subaru only have two shit girls on his while Kazuma have 3 shit girls in his, so Kazuma wins, but if I can pick girls like Beako and Felt then Subaru wins again.
>Who's more fuckable?
Subaru is pretty handsome and have a better body overall, I bet he have a pretty smooth ass, while Kazuma probably have one of those flabby asses with freckles in it and too much hair, Subaru wins yet again.

>>161107220
>aqua
>not a brainless ape

?

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>>161108437
>Aqua is a shitty human being
>human being

>>161109068
a cute bitchy goddess who needs a nice hard cock to fuck her shitty attitude right in the ass

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>>161108437
>Aqua is a shitty human being
>god of water
>god of arts and crafts
>god
Aqua acts the way she does for a reason. She is (perhaps) the first god in existance to walk Australia in a pure form

>>161108040
both characters are gopniks?

>>161105814
>Who would win in a fight?
Well, I guess neither of them win. If anything Kazuma would constantly win until Subaru finally finds a way to beat him. Then Kazuma would be brought back from the dead bye Eris and then the fight continues until they find out it's pointless.

>Who has the better harem
Kazuma

>>161109140
And that's why people hate her. I don't get what you're trying to prove.

Aqua is such a retarded bitch but damn if her titties aren't fine as wine and right as rain

>>161107957
>Aqua is shit

She actually seems like a fun person, unlike srs bsns fucking Emliia.

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>>161109140
>She is (perhaps) the first god in existance to walk Australia in a pure form

Wolbach technically does, even through she is split into two beings both of them are bodily in Australia like Aqua is (unlike Eris who uses a mortal avatar but does not actually descend)

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>>161108437
Wolbach made the same mistake in the novels

>“H-How dare a mortal insult a god, don’t think you can get away with this! Since you are a priest, you should treat other gods with respect!”
>Aqua flicked her hair as she looked at the agitated Wolbach.
>“Mortal? You dare? You dare say I am a mortal? I am calling you out on proclaiming to be a goddess because your eyes are blind! Know your place Wolbach!!"
Then she summons a thick fog and weaponizes it.

>>161109409
Wolbach was never a god pr say. She herself says that it was Axis that called her a god and she just rolled with it.

>>161109415
Angry Aqua is so fucking best. No other Zero or Konosuba can content when she goes god mode.
Even an Arch duke of Hell chose to be blown up rather than face her exorcism.

>>161109555
She only drinks to take the edge off of being a goddess. Poor Aqua.

Kazuma would win a straight up physical / skill fight.

He knows how to sword fights, sneak, shoot a bow. Subaru is a piece of shit who refused to learn to fight well even when given literally an infinite amount of time to do so. he can do what throw a smokescreen?

Kazuma is so much better that he would probably just befriend Subaru and explain to him how to use his powers better. teach him to fucking min max those resets like a good boy.

Kazuma is just smarter, but he's also kind of a dick. honestly they are both really similar characters who happen to also be in Isekai worlds. more interesting is how they react to there situation.

Kazuma is in a comedy world and Subaru is in an Action / Pseudo horror. Kazuma is not only smarter but he got the better Anime genre to live in (and a better harem)

>>161105814
More pics like this?

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>>161109415
I want to kidnap one of Aquas loved ones or break one of her orogamis, just to see the angry watergod

>>161109620
Even isekaied under the precisely same circumstances, Kazuma would win.
He was determined and broke the rules before he even got sent in. He has more guile and cunning than Subaru, and would win within the first week.

>>161109415
>>161109788
Aqua being a massive hedonist and coward is her default trademarks, but seeing her fearless and ruthless the very few times she chooses so, is just so satisfying

>>161108063
>my benis!
>maaai beeeeniiiis!
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>161107290
But what if Rie Takahashi bullied Rie Takahashi?

>>161109068
Suck my dick Aqua.

>>161105814
Kazuma has extremely high luck.

Also, Steal and Drain Touch and Bind and Freeze are pretty hax.

>>161110643
That as a very lewd looking crossbreed

>>161109620
KonoSuba's world is actually pretty grimdark.

Remember the Mobile Fortress Destroyer?

It set the KonoSuba world back both scientifically and technologically hundreds of years, when it ran amok.

Also, Giant Toads target both young goats and human children every year.

There's also female orcs that rape any male species on sight.

>>161105814
Rance, all three. I don't like the other one's shifty eyes.

>>161110818
>There's also female orcs that rape any male species on sight.
best world ever

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>>161110643
It would be equally as hot. We need Rie interacting with Rie.

Rance > *

>>161105814
A close one. Both Subaru and Kazuma get stronger as the series goes on, so it would be a close match, but Subaru gets infinite tries, so he's kind of the winner by default.

Both of them lack a harem. At best, Kazuma and Subaru has 2 girls. That's not a harem. Out of the two, Megumin and Rem are kind of the same level, but Darkness outclasses Emilia, so Kazuma wins. If by harem you meant every girl around them, then great girls like Betty lead Subaru to victory, but if by harem you mean the girls who want to fuck them, then Kazuma wins.


As for more fugable, Kazuma. Subaru looks almost more "manly". I'm not a gay, so I'll pick the less manly one. Kazuma looks far more prettier than Subaru.

>>161110688
Not big enough.

>>161107833
Both are good Isekai that got anime around the same time and got popular, authors are friends, both feature a MC with tracksuit, both of them start out of weak as shit in contrast to other popular Isekai shows, both show the worlds they get to more realistically by highlighting the bad parts just as much as the good parts, both have the MC die and brought back to life, both shows have a main girl voiced by Rie Takahashi and Re:Zero Emilia even references EXPLOSION.

The list goes on, but it's mostly the first few. Came out around the same time, friend authors, track suit MC and realistic/not-all-fun world.

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>>161111214
But will Emilia actually use EXPLOSION?

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>>161110818
Konosuba is disguised as comedy

>>161105814
>Who would win in a fight?
Kazuma is actually strong, having insane luck and a very rare lich skill. I don't see Subaru winning this.

>Who has the better harem?
I really don't dislike the Re:Zero girls, but I love Megumin. Emilia's design hits all the right spots for me though.

>Who's more fuckable?
Kazuma actually looks pretty in the light novel, so him.

>>161111295
Ice and Healing magic so probably not. Puck is a Fire Spirit, so there's still hope.

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>>161109415
I want to see a no-bars-held full on deathmatch between Aqua and Rem+Ram.
Sure she can kill demons at a whim, but two combat class experienced fighters?
What would the odds be, if I were to bet?

>>161110818
And lolis that kill you peacefully at rest. He did nothing wrong.

>>161111509
1 to 5 on Aqua.
She is a God and she spars with an arch duke of hell for fun. Don't think either would stand much of a chance

>>161111509
All it would take is one god blow from aqua

>>161111509
100% Ram/Rem victory.
Aqua is good against things she can Purify, but beyond that, the show has made it pretty clear she's useless. Ram/Rem are murderers. I'm willing to bet a normal man with a knife is stronger than Aqua.

>>161111608
Not true.
Rem and Ram are demons, so by default she has and advantage.
Besides, she can buff her strenght and movement high enough to match Darkness (who has the constitution of a legendary monster), and she beats Kazuma in seconds in a fight.

>>161105814
Sabaru is incredibly inconsistent. He is sometimes smart sometimes stupid depending on what the author wanted him to do. So it's all up to whoever writes the story and can easily go either way since Subaru didn't really have established characteristics.

>>161111608
hmm, Aqua doesn't have significant combat experience like Rem and Ram. But she is really strong, and they are demons.
Don't know who I would bet on to be honest

>>161111509
Rem+Ram. It has already been mentioned, but their combat prowess is unparalleled, and Aqua is a coward. If they came in hard enough, she would run

>>161111729
>>161111771
Oni. Not demon. That's Re:Zero equivalent of what Megumin is. They're not Godless/Demonic beings of darkness. They're just a race with strong magic. Healing powers don't damage them, they just heal them. That's the first sign Aqua's magic is useless in this fight. Aqua has no advantage over them.
As for boosting her strength, there's only so much a boost can do against sharp objects that cut through things. Ram can use wind magic to dismantle anything and anyone, while Rem has a morning star and super strength by default. Even if Aqua boosts her defenses and keeps on healing herself every second, there's only so much that'll do.

how would they fare against ainz, rimuru or naofumi?

>>161111755
>He is sometimes smart sometimes stupid depending on what the author wanted him to do.
It seems that way because of the anime adaption, WN/LN Subarus are way more consistent and likeable.

>>161111891
I'd argue it's more because people aren't the same in every situation and can't handled everything with equal levels of competence, and his pride being his downfall/making him act stupid while he was a above average normally is pretty consistent in the anime too.

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>>161111854
Alright. If its canon that they are not demons, then they have the upper hand.
But don't forget that Aqua can summon a biblical floodtide, or a fog dense enough to drown people. If they are not demons, then they are mortals and live by the same conditions as everyone else.
But yeah, fuck man, would be sweet to see

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>>161111854

Aqua could win simply because she can last longer, Ram has good wind magic, but she blows her load too quickly, four or five wind cutters and she is out of commission, Rem is the better physical fighter, but her magic is laughable, aqua can simply buff herself to reach darkness levels of strength/resistance and then pummel Rem until she gives up.

Of course I think Aqua would lose simply because she just is not accustomed to the idea of fighting to kill against humans, and from her point of view Rem/Ram would look almost human.

On the other hand Rem/Ram already have some blood on their hands, they have no problem with killing in cold blood, in a fight between the fighter and the killer, the killer will win every time.

Of all the konosuba cast, serious Wiz is the only one I see easily killing Rem/Ram.

>>161112976
Does Aqua's defense boost make her invincibly? Because even if it makes her as solid as a rock, Rem/Ram can still easily cut through/crush her with little effort. Even if she's as hard as steel, she'll still receive heavy damage enough to cripple her and slowly kill her. So really, it depends on how hard can she get if you think that boost alone is enough.

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>>161112976
>arch mage wiz
The fact that she was so immensly powerful that the demonking had to bind her in undeath, is cute

>>161113236
Aquas buff doesnt make anyone invincible, just stronger. Granted her potency makes Kazuma with the lowest strenght of all, able to wrestle with Darkness.

>>161109228
I like aqua, becuase she gets bully in most clever way

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>>161114079
Ah good point to have in mind, is that when Kazuma went to steal Aegis, the first thing he stole was a gem for Aqua, because he remembered she collected wierd rocks

When Aqua held a festival for herself, the first stall she made was a goldfish catching pond, because she hope it would remind Kazuma of home

>>161105814
>Who would win in a fight?
Subaru
>Who has the better harem?
Kazuma because Subaru has no harem, yet.
Who's more fuckable?
Subaru

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>>161110944
>Kazuma looks far more prettier than Subaru
I disagree

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Would it even be fair for Kazuma if people included Subaru's war party and inner circles into the mix? I mean we are talking about world destroyers here if that's the case.

>>161114753
Kazuma would win in a fight because everything he has is upgraded.

The rope he uses to bind with is now mithril for example.

>>161115254
Well it really depends if you want regular Subaru. If Subaru were to throw everything away to win Subaru's would win by landslide based on authorities, debuffs and physical strength. Bind has nothing against being able to literally stop time.

>>161115247
Kazuma's party would have an advantage because Vanir is literally a Duke of Hell and Aqua is a Goddess who can summon unlimited water.

Also, there's also the princess who can one-shot a dragon.

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>>161115292
Subaru has the witches, once of which destroys cities with one punch

>>161111854
>>161112020
>>161112976
Aqua is stronger. She can summon a tsunami, build a fortress in less than day, party tricks including making anything under her handkerchief disappear to another dimension, perfectly mimic voices, etc

Any liquid she touches can turn into pure water as well.

If Aqua touched you and turned your blood into water, you're a goner.

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>>161115327
The moment they introduced witches that can create and destroy dimensions is the moment the entire power scaling went to fuck all territorry

What was Tappei thinking

>>161115523
Well because they aren't really physical entities of the world per-say. Witches and other being in caliber with them are like lovecraftian horrors. Think of them to be similar to Ungoliant which is the giant fucking space spider middle earth or something.

>>161115368
>If Aqua touched you and turned your blood into water, you're a goner.
Yeah, I don't think it works like that. She herself is alive. If every bit of liquid she touches becomes water, she'd be the first one to die.

>>161109415
The best thing about Aqua is that she is like a Greek God of mythology.

A stupid hedonistic cunt 99% of the time, but make her mad...

>>161115327
Funny how her name translates to "mother of all monsters" and who she is taking care of right now.

>>161112976
>Of all the konosuba cast, serious Wiz is the only one I see easily killing Rem/Ram.

Wolbach, Vanir, and Iris

Apparently current Subaru in the WN is actually a decent physical fighter and is roughly equal to base Ram.
He also has invisible providence as a trump card (a single unseen hand that can phase through shit). It's probably a 50/50 except Subaru gets infinite resets (at least thousands due to Ayamatsu what if, maybe hundreds of thousands but I can't remember what he said to Reinhard numberwise)

>>161116327
>>161116353
FUCK

>>161116327
Both can get revived so let's assume they are not given any second chances.

>>161116458
One requires external help to revive. Kazuma CAN be revived, but he can also die. Subaru WILL revive and literally cannot die. That's the difference. To put in an analogy, if both are shot with arrows, the arrow will automatically avoid Subaru, while Kazuma has to dodge them. End result, both are alive, but Kazuma's methods are fallible.

>>161116458
Subaru's Revive is infinite and automatic and turns back time. Kazuma can be prevented from being revived if you destroy his body enough.
Removing Subaru's main gimmick isn't fair simply because Kazuma can be revived by other people

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>>161116545
But it's not his own power either.

>>161116650
Yeah but its still an automatic activation regardless, even then you'd have to kill Satella for the curse to stop first

>>161116545

Kazuma has a divine goddess for his immortality, Subaru has a timeloop witch.

All Subaru might be doing is shifting to a new timeline - in that sense, Kazuma just has to kill Subaru once to "win" from his perspective.

>>161116650
Yes, but it's his to use. He commands it. It's like a weapon. He might not have made it, but he carries and uses it. Kazuma, on the other hand, requires borrowing that weapon every time he needs it really badly.

>>161116650
It might as well be. Stop acting like a dickhead. His reset is basically a curse attached to him. Kazuma being revived is based on a cleric finding him and his body not being totally destroyed

>>161116747
But again you're missing the point, it's not like when Subaru dies he revives on the spot - he goes back in time.

He doesn't necessarily take everyone back in time with him.

>>161116745
You've got a point

>>161116745
He's not shifting to a new timeline. This is explicitly stated in the WN. Time is wound back.

>>161105814
>Who would win in a fight?
Anon.

>>161116778
I'll hold my judgement until Echidna's theory is proven to be positively false

>>161116745
Let's not go into "perspectives". Because even if it's shifting timelines, which I doubt it is as it causes other problems considering his methods, from Subaru's perspective, he literally cannot lose to Kazuma.

>>161106044
then revive

>>161116767
He actually does take everyone back with him though. It's impossible to kill him unless you yourself can time travel and kill him.

>>161105814
Kazuma is a cutie. I'd destroy his butt any day of the week.

>>161107019
>Kazuma would bully Subaru
It's Player versus player, both are immortals or can revive.

>>161105814
Doesn't Subaru also get a Kazuma-like cape later on? The two look like brothers. I want them to meet in a crossover. But considering Japanese copyright bullshit, I doubt that's happening in anime form, at least.

>>161116803
Eh, Aqua probably trumps Satella in terms of powerlevels even if the timeloop is linear - and I'm skeptical of the timelines not being correct since Emilia's stupid fucking pet always sperges out and tries to destroy the world in a failed timeline after the fact

Subaru gets killed a lot more though, whereas Kazuma's insane luck means situations where he gets killed are fairly rare considering the amount of shit he gets into.

So while Kazuma's rez is more problematic, he doesn't need to use it as often.

Also Kazuma is at the point according to the latest volumes where he can hold off most of the castle guard of super elite knights + 2 major nobles using his high LCK scummy combo bullshit. Subaru has gotten stronger too but he is nowhere near that level yet

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>>161116458
I'll bite, if we are to consider both of them to go all out ultimately both of them would lose. Since Subaru would already be "dead" when Subaru does kill Kazuma. Be it becoming a wraith, possessed by the witch or the authorities controlling him.
>>161116835
I wouldn't call it Kazuma-like but yes he does.

>>161107019
Subaru would probably get really fucking mad about how easy Kazuma had it
>Kazuma died like a spaz and had somebody explain everything and offer to give him a superpower
>Subaru got zapped away returning from the grocery store and then gets painfully murdered
Subaru probably doesn't get burn down the country mad though. He probably finds a way to relieve Kazuma of his mansion though, he's basically a professional at burning down mansions.

>>161116974
I will never ind Guiltyraw's fate not funny

>>161107722

Not really seeing the deconstruction angle for re:zero. Its just a run of the mill but decent isekai. Unless you think its a deconstruction because the MC subverts common tropes by being shit at everything instead of powerful. In which case I disagree, I don't think that makes it a deconstruction.

>>161115783
Recall that Aqua's vomit is sparkles. Hey internals are not the standard.

She also has very fine control over her powers if she wants to. I don't think she'd ever think of or perform potentially lethal water attacks like dessication or transmuting blood to water, because it would be too gross. Hell, I can imagine Kazuma suggesting one of these and get refusing to do it.

>>161116838
>Aqua probably trumps Satella
?????
Satella can destroy the world and should have fuck tons of hax. Aqua can summon Tsunamis. Just because Aqua is a Goddess doesn't mean she's that strong. Puck is strong enough to freeze the world and he is shit compared to Reinhard and Satella.

>>161116838
I don't know if you can measure Satella like that, we are talking about the woman who "killed" the 7 witches and took 3 divine beings to seal her because she couldn't be killed yet is strong enough to influence the world beyond hers.

>>161116838
Also if the time loop isn't linear it literally means Satella is universal due to creating multiple universes.

>>161117039
I still don't think that's how it works. Because if her insides were just water, she wouldn't even vomit in the first place, unless she actually drank so much it started to literally overflow. That would be less vomiting and more spilling. If just a touch from her was enough, then the frogs that ate her also wouldn't get her slimy. She'd just turn it all into liquid.

>>161116838
Dunno if you can compare Aqua to the being that is the equivalent of Yog-Sothoth. Just saying.

>>161117119
Universal, sure, but only in Re:Zero world. Ain't got shit on Fantasy Australia
>>161117145
This goddamn salt - look man, Aqua has powers and influence in both Earth and Fantasy Australia - we can say that for sure. Satella just has influence over Re:Zero world.

>>161117160
Kill yourself immediately.

Aqua has been the most useless member of their party in the show. All she has ever done is Purify. That's it. She's got raped by frogs, lizard and pretty much everything. I doubt she can even beat Megumin or Darkness.

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>>161117190
No u

>>161117160
I don't think regularly kidnapping people from earth is not having influence. Then there is the dimension beyond the Great Waterfall and Echidna's dimensions which Satella breaks through.

>>161117160
Aqua is more of a gatekeeper, her powers don't impact earth in a way where she can pluck living beings out of existence and shit them somewhere else. A person has to die first then have their soul ferry'd to another world.

>>161117160
Okay, that makes sense. Another question, are you the exception or am I the exception? Are all Aquafags as retarded as Aqua herself, with just a few like me being the only exception, or are most Aquafags not retarded and enjoy seeing retards, with you being the exception by actually being a retard yourself?

>>161117160
Fucking aquafag. Listen, if Aqua is so strong why doesn't she use her MULTI UNIVERSAL REALITY WARPING which you are claiming she has to... I don't know, kill the demon king? Go back to heaven?
Oh that's right, she can't!

>>161117145
Maybe before she got forced into fantasy australia she could've been a threat, but after that she doesn't stand a chance against any of the top tiers in re:zero

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>>161117289
>>161117327

>>161117396
Oh look its Arc 6 Subaru.

>>161117532
how is the memory wipe going for him?

>>161115783
>she's alive
She's also a fucking goddess as opposed to a conventional human being so trying to compare their physiology is meaningless. Hell, even if she was 100% identical to a regular human, the fact she frequently gets plastered implies she has good control over her abilities even when drunk.

>>161117590
Then she should just go kill the Demon King, as according to you, she's practically immortal. Her body doesn't even need blood to function, which implies it doesn't work like a human's, which in turn doesn't make sense as it is a human body from every single fucking angle, but if she still can survive a lack of blood, nothing can kill her.

>>161117669
>>161117590
i'll be /that guy/ and ask:
can she get pregnant?

>>161117589
Not to well in terms of his party's moral, Ram is in a state of depression and possibly hates Subaru even more now, Julius may or may not be contemplating suicide and Beako has reached delusion status of "everything is fine".

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>>161117715
Anything can get pregnant if you try hard enough

>>161117715
No, because the semen would instantly turn into water. For the more degenerate among us, it also means her piss is as safe and tasty as a water made literally by Gods.
That is, assuming she does turn anything she touches into water.

>>161117774
He better hope dying gives him his memory back. If the memory loss is a curse then dying is his only hope.

>>161117589
All according to the kekkaiku

>>161117669
>Then she should just go and kill the Demon King
She's too stupid for that.
>Her body doesn't even need blood to function
I never actually stated that. Only that her physiology is up in the air due to being fucking divine.
>which in turn doesn't make sense as it is a human body from every single fucking angle
You could say the same for fucking Zeus and the motherfucker can impregnate women while being a fucking cloud. Again stop applying logic to illogical beings.

>>161109620
>Subaru is a piece of shit who refused to learn to fight well
Subaru practices parkour later on and trains with a whip. Plus, he's got a super-strong invisible hand he can use to crush hearts, strangle people, or tear them apart. So long as they're in range and Subaru is willing to trade a way a mere sliver of his soul.

>>161108063
There's no harem in Re:Zero either.

>>161114753
>Kazuma because Subaru has no harem, yet.
And he won't have one.

>>161120733
You don't know that. Rosewall might turn evil and Ram might join Subaru's harem. Beatrice might want to fuck him. Then there's the witches. Considering how shit rezero is, I'd be surprised if he didn't get a harem.

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Why do some anons think that Subaru has a harem? Rem is the only one who has, or has had romantic feelings for him.

>>161120822
>Rosewall might turn evil and Ram might join Subaru's harem.
She can't join something that doesn't exist.

>>161120822
>Rosewall might turn evil
That's literally impossible. Emilia or Reinhard have a greater chance of turning evil than Roswaal, seeing as how Roswaal is already fucking evil.

>>161120932
Explain Petra and Emilia

>>161121066
How is wanting to revive your waifu and subsequently being cucked by Subaru evil?

Don't forget that the authors are fuckfriends.

>>161120932
Majority female cast. He lives in a house with an extremely fucked up male-to-female ratio, and the other important characters in the story are Witches and Queens, not Warlocks and Kings.

>>161121066
>best boy Reinhard
>evil
Get out. He's a true Seigi no Mikata.

>>161121155
>fuckfriends
T-they're just friends! Fellow writers! Don't get any weird ideas, you hentai!

>>161121159
>Majority female cast.
I'm pretty sure the cast adds on a bunch of men,
>Get out.
I never said he was evil. I'm saying he has a higher chance of turning evil because he's not already evil. Just like Roswaal has a higher chance of becoming a good guy than Reinhard. Because Reinhard is already good.
>>161121123
He is willing to sacrifice innocents without hesitation for that goal. He will even personally orchestrate their deaths. That's what makes him evil.

>>161121307
Aren't they both men, contrary to the rumor that Konosuba's author was a woman?

>>161121347
So what? Tappei was gay enough to design a character like Felix, he's not above going to gay bars and sucking dick.

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I don't like the idea of Subaru using the timeloop 'til he wins over Kuzuma.

>>161115327
>Subaru has the witches, once of which destroys cities with one punch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxYe-nOa9w

>>161121424
>Scumzuma gets defeated by savescumming
Poetry

>>161121414
>Tappei was gay enough to design a character like Felix
Cute catboys are not gay.

>>161115523
>that can create and destroy dimensions
What? I don't think their dream realms are actual dimensions.
>>161115327
The Witches are dead. They aren't his. And who destroys cities with a punch?

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>>161121424
If Scumzuma knows about Subaru's Return by Death beforehand, it's another story. He can probably use the Create Water/Freeze combo to incapacitate Subaru without killing him, or just drain his life force until he faints then decide what to do with him.

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>>161108807
>Beako and Felt

>>161116800
LOL

>>161121755
Isn't freezing to death just dying?

>>161109228
Only Reddit and (you)

>>161121863
>capitalizing reddit
Also, if you think Aqua doesn't have a lot of haters here then you must be pretty new.

>>161121861
By incapacitate, I meant freezing his limbs so he can't move. Maybe that wasn't the proper term.

>>161121755
Well if Kazuma knows about RbD the Witch gets fucking furious and murders him.

>>161121949
In that situation Subaru would just use invisible providence to crush Kazuma's heart. Unless you mean to say Kazuma somehow knows every single gimmick Subaru has

>>161122001
What's the range of invisible providence? Kazuma can actually use that freezing combo from a fairly large distance.

Wait just asking, did anyone else cry when Mah boi Wilhelm killed the whale? And beetlejuice could stomp aqua

>>161122037
Range is fucking tiny but if he can't get Kazuma with it, he could just kill himself for a reset and there is basically nothing Kazuma could do to stop it.

>>161111509
Can Ran/Rem breath under water?

>>161122097
I cried when retards like you were let in.

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>>161105814
>Who would win in a fight?
Initially Kazuma, because he's a lot sneakier and isn't afraid to fight dirty. On the other hand Subaru can reset whenever he dies, so the second or third time around he'll win (which will be the "first" time in Kazuma's perception).

>Who has the better harem?
Kazuma's harem is by far more enjoyable. In terms of pure waifu material Rem and Emilia blow Kazuma's bitches out of the water (but that's the entire point: all girls in Kazuma's harem are horrible in their own way, and that's why Kazuma doesn't want to fuck 'em).

>Who's more fuckable?
I don't know, I'm not a faggot.

>>161122149
I cry when laughing too hard

>>161122211
Subaru doesn't have a harem.

>>161122211
>I don't know, I'm not a faggot.
Subaru is canonically an expert crossdresser.
>and isn't afraid to fight dirty.
Neither is Subaru. Subaru's usually just outclassed any time he tries.

>>161120932
Dude is super popular in his world. He could easily obtain a harem if he wanted to.
Anyhow, not only Rem but a bunch of other female characters also have feelings for Subaru, namely Satella, Petra, Crusch...

>>161122819
>Crusch
No.

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>>161105814
>Who would win in a fight
Kuzuma
>Who has the better harem?
Kuzuma
>Who's more fuckable?
Kuzuma

>>161122819
Why are retards like you around?

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>>161122819
I bet you actually believe that the filthy one night stand is going to happen too

>>161122819
>Crusch
You just say this to annoy the catfag,
right?

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>>161122848

>>161122848
Maybe now she doesn't.

>>161105814
Subaru is much better, or at least, his character is more consistent then Kazhitma

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>>161122987

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>>161122987
>>161123058
Oh christ you're actually serious

>>161123118
whos the blond dude with the faggot crown?

>>161123118
Anon, this >>161123058 is a counter for this retard >>161122987

>>161123145
Funny because I count 69 retards.

>>161123143
Felt's brother

>>161123189
What?

>>161123197
This from the LN or the WN?

>>161122987
Here's a fact. Every men is has their heart/dickstring pulled by everyone good looking 3DPD girl they see, at least once or twice. Does that make all those men part of the girls' harem?

>>161123209
I'm calling everyone in this thread bar me retarded, anon.

>>161123241
Both.

Okay, here's the fucking run down. Sure, Kazuma could probably beat Subaru in an honest fist fight, but if we are including all of his and Subaru's allies, well, hope Kazuma and his party can withstand magic/spirit depletion, considering once Reinhard takes a stand no one is gonna be able to do jack shit, and even if somehow they could all stand after that, Reinhard's gift of the goddesses will kick in, making any hit on him null and void.

>>161123058
Crusch is dense. She didn't know.

>>161123319
>Any hit on him null and void
and thats only 2 of his fucktons of blessings. For Reinhard has the blessing to get the blessing he needs to win. He also gets to keep the blessing.
Unfortunately for Subaru Reinhard will be doing something somewhere else at the time and will be completely unavailable

Crusch was moved by Subaru's actions against the Whale. She saw the weakest man going against the Whale with all his might. But that's it. She was moved. She didn't fall in love.

>>161123319
You're probably right, but Aqua has an almost flawless spell-nullifying spell, and Megumin can instant cast explosion and destroyed a goddess by doing so.

>>161123420
Which would stop most of the party, but mister walking dues ex machina is all kinds of bullshit

>>161123319
the joke is that Kazuma was made to fuck with the "IM SO OP" Characters, the fight will end with Reinhards sword not working when he needs it.

>>161123395
Don't forget that wonderful blessing on knowing how to tell which is salt and sugar just by looking at them. Also, to be fair, Subaru does know some abilities for himself, like his blinding magic (Though, that's more of his incompetence then actual fucking magic) and his invisible hands.

>>161122931
I'll laugh at all of you the moment Subaru dyes Ram's hair blue

>>161123360
That would apply to Crusch and Felix's relationship too then. Catboy is so close to her and they have known for so long. She is dense, so she doesn't understand that she actually wants the cat dick.

>>161123360
Crusch is dense about the others feelings for her. Not about her own feelings for others, you retard.

>>161123484
>the fight will end with Reinhards sword not working when he needs it.
To bad his ability for high luck, and the gift of a sword master would make that almost impossible.

>>161123561
Crusch is a slut.

>>161123319
>Sure, Kazuma could probably beat Subaru in an honest fist fight,
How physically fit is Kazuma? Subaru actually works out a lot.

>>161123484
>Implying Reinhard needs a sword to defeat Kazuma.
Literally every single thing Kazuma tries will fail due to Reinhards blessings. Kazuma wouldn't be able to use magic due to Reinhard being a mana sponge. Reinhard could kick Kazuma into a pulp in all likelihood.
Kazuma fucks with characters whose sword is their ONLY power. Reinhard doesn't need his sword

>>161123646
>Subaru actually works out a lot
Oh yeah, forgot he also used to wrestle his dad.

>>161123484
Reinhard can effortlessly cut through metal with his bare hands.

>>161123646
fit enough to kill giant toads with a sword.

>>161123646
Unironically weaker than Megumin.

>>161123685
>>161123660
The more OP Reinhard is, the bigger the joke it would be, specially if Reinhard doesnt want to kill him.

>>161123319
>Kazuma could probably beat Subaru in an honest fist fight
Can he though? Subaru starts out fairly stronger compared to Kazuma. Kazuma was a bigger hikiNEET. He never even left his room and was weak as fuck. Subaru trained a little, and continued to do so in the new world. He's also just as smart as Kazuma, if not better. He beat a Houndoom unarmed. Kazuma physically has done, quite remarkably, jack shit.

>>161123646
And so does Kazuma, I really don't know.

>>161123729
The thing is, no one said anything about killing. Reinhard doesn't really like to kill, he simple lives to protect.

>>161123729
I imagine that a fight between Kazuma and Reinhard would go much like the "fights" between him and Felt. In the sense that Kazuma would attack him, while Reinhard would effortlessly block or dodge every strike and just go on like nothing was even happening.

>>161123729
I don't think you understand.
Kazuma doesn't have the ability to defeat anybody OP, he has the ability to make Mitsurugi look like a joke (because Mitsurugi is a fucking joke).
Reinhard is such a fucking OP asshole that Ayamatsu Sidestory Subaru (The scummiest motherfucker around) can't defeat him in thousands of attempts and eventually resorts to burning the entire country to the ground to gain a victory by crushing Reinhards spirit.
No way in hell is Reinhard going to fucking lose to Kazuma

This thread is full of baiting. Reddit:Zerofags are the easiest to bait.

>>161123734
>Continous running
>Fighting Giant monsters
>walking around lugging heavy luggage
>Jack shit

>>161123729
"It would be a nice joke" isn't really argument. It's actually a pretty stupid statement.

>>161123790
>>161123843
>>161123860
and because of that, itll be a huge joke how Kazuma wins.

>>161116746
You forget Kazuma's luck
If aqua isn't around to negate it he's near invincible

This is a fight neither will win

>>161123868
But does he do parkour? But really, the stats system would probably give Kazuma greater than earthly human strength, if I understand it properly. Subaru is limited to just being an athletic, but otherwise normal, human. Except where he's got weird dragon taint in his system.

subaru has no harem because it's not a haremshit

>>161123868
>>Fighting Giant monsters
Giants toads. Not monsters. The most harmful monster you can imagine. They can eat you and you just stab your way out. If you're thinking of them as actual monsters, you're missing the joke and the show might not be suited for you.

>>161123920
>The one asshole arguing that Kazuma has toonforce

>>161123901
it would be something extremely stupid like, kazuma saying "so we can duel in whatever way I want?"
Reinhard agreeing and then Kazuma beating Reinhard at rock paper scissors.

>>161123920
More then likely, which would be the most obvious joke in the side of Re:Zero, would be Reinhard wouldn't show up at all to the fight, because he had guard duty that day.

>>161123646
>Q: Subaru said he could bench-press about 80kg; was he going to a gym regularly?
>A: His high school had a weight room, at least.
>Q: Please tell me Mr. Cat and Subaru’s training menu, body fat percentage, and BMI!
>A: Subaru does roughly one hundred push-ups, sit-ups, and squats every day, while cursing the world. I just do around thirty minutes of muscle training and run for an hour.

The struggle of trying to make a highschool debut

>>161107936
Beatrice would be fucked, actually. She's a spirit so she doesn't produce any mana of her own. She is insanely powerful when they fight the hare in arc 4 because she had 400 years to accumulate the mana from Roswaals mansion, but after that she's dry. She now has to get mana from her contractor Subaru, who has a broken mana gate.

>>161123998
>This guy gets it
The fight would forever be postponed, because shit keeps getting in the way.

>>161124042
I didn't get that far, his mana gate is still fucked?

>>161123866
>>161124037
Why are you two so mad? It seems people are actually having fun trying to think what would happen if a fight did break out between the two parties.

>>161124094
By the end of Vol 4 its gone.

>>161124094
His mana gate is gone like his anal virginity

>>161124037
>Defending a character being strong because they are written to be strong and wouldn't lose to a joke character
>Claiming Re:Zero is the best
Alright retard.
>>161124089
This is probably how it goes in all honesty, Kazuma wouldn't win in an actual fight because the character is basically fantasy superman. The fight just wouldn't happen because as Reinhard breaks the story he is always busy doing something else

>>161124105
I was talking about the harem baiting.

Okay, real question, who could drink the most amount of piss, Subaru or Kazuma?

>>161124010
And that was before he was isekai'd. Nowadays, Subaru's doing a lot of parkour.

>>161124157
Subaru is a big fan of Japanese Mayo so probably him.

>>161124105
Because fags like you will reply to them. It's a thing commonly referred to as "baiting".

>>161124117
Didn't he use it a couple more times in arc 4?

>>161124157
Kazuma might have no pride whatsoever, but Subaru was able to kill himself so probably him.

>>161124010
>Subaru has the same exercise routine as Saitama bar the 10km run

>>161124117
Well shit, without spoiling, what the fuck else does Subaru have?

>>161124236
No memory of anything.

>>161124236
>without spoiling, what the fuck else does Subaru have?
You're asking for the impossible

>>161124236
Invisible hands of sloth

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>>161122931
>Filthy one night stand
You know you want to see it happen. I imagine all the buildings that will burn down.

>>161123360
Did you go to her wiki page to look that up? I don't see why anyone who actually follows Re:Zero would think that Crusch has feelings for Subaru, but being in the Re:Zero threads or going to her wiki page are the only ways to know about her being "dense". Anyway, fuck off.

>>161124304
That was sort of spoiled already, at least theres something to look forward to
Does he grab tits with them?

>>161124333
>all the buildings that will burn down.
What? It will just be normal sex.

I don't know who is baiting who anymore.

>>161124457
he can't really control them he just has the ability

>>161124457
He wins hearts with them. They pass right through tits and grab hearts.

>>161124346
Of course I know about re zero story and stuff. How the fuck do you think I know about Petra's memory getting altered and her falling in love with Subaru?

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>>161124457
Mostly used for hot steamy strangulation sessions

>>161124236
Authority of Sloth (although a far weaker version), and he's training Parkours and using a whip. Also, Beatrice isn't completely useless, she can still use very basic dark spells, just not often.
Honestly, Subaru's greatest strength is choosing his allies. Emilia becomes an incredibly powerful ice mage.

>Who would win in a fight?
Kazuma for the first few resets (due to his lack of scruples and Subaru being "a bit slow"), then Subaru

Who has the better harem?
Kazuma's harem doesn't have Rem so they win by default
>but it has Aqua
still wins

Who's more fuckable?
by rule 63 standards, Kazuma

okay Niggas, Megumin vs fly Ram, who fucking wins?

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>>161124157
You knew the answer before you even asked the question didn't you?

>>161105951
Subaru is the quickest due to his luck

Kazuma takes a while before trouble manages to find him

>>161124747
Subaru doesn't have harem.

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>>161124753

>>161105814
>Fight
It would be an eternal stalemate since both are practically immortal. But only Subaru loops, so from Kazuma's perspective, Subaru wins whenever they encounter each other.

>Harem
Neither of them really have a harem

>More fuckable
IF they stay male, dunno. If we apply genderswapping, Subaru.

>>161124806
He is, however, a "little girl user"

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>>161124939
Better than a harem in my opinion

>>161124617
You have an intense hatred for Re:Zero, so you lurk the threads to twist things. You also make a thread about no episodes every Sunday.

>>161125013
WHY THE FUCK ARE LOLIS SO ATTRACTED TO CHADS?!

Kazuya

>>161124916
Isn't Subaru into anime and manga? How comes he doesn't want to build a harem like in most rom-com harem anime?

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>>161125136
Just like naofumi, It's one of nature's mysteries.
Subaru is a dad chad though.

>>161125136
/fit/ doesn't imply chad.

>>161124753
I don't know what fly Ram is, but Megumin can instant cast explosion and it's unavoidable because of its enormous range. Tanking it is also out of the question because it destroyed a goddess.

>>161125220
>>161125136
Its in his genes, just like Subarus dad has a cellphone list full of young schoolgirls that want to bang him.

So will Subaru as he gets older get more and more younger girls following him.

>>161125222
I meant to write "flying Ram" which was a reference to when Subaru threw her at Rem.

>>161125262
>Its in his genes, just like Subarus dad has a cellphone list full of young schoolgirls that want to bang him.
He got hitched with subaru's mom because he couldn't leave her on her own right?

>>161125219
Huh, what series is that from?

I came to this shitty thread to say Aqua is best girl.

>>161125299
Rising of the shield hero. that's volume 13.

>>161125294
>He got hitched with subaru's mom because he couldn't leave her on her own right?
yes

>>161125299
Adventures of a Shield Brother

>>161125294
More or less but Kenichi had to beat up a bunch of dudes who were trying to sell her into the sex trade first.

>>161125294
She was about to get thrown into amateur porn cause she was an airhead.
Think of the "When you let go of my hands" scenario.

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>>161125136
Lolis need dads and Subaru is a pretty alright one.

>>161125310
That's a bizarre way to spell Megumin.

>>161107722
>Re:zero with desconstruction
How is it deconstructing it? It just makes a more fatal approach which can be argued since Subaru can't "die".

>>161107722
>and both authors are friends.
That's a funny way of spelling "bitter rivals".

>>161123646
>>161124010
Kazuma doesn't lift a finger unless Megumin and Darkness bully him and Aqua into moving.

>>161124042
Oh.. Shame, she was my favorite Re;Zero, though I only watched the show.

>>161125792
>Shame
Why?
She basically got what she always wanted.

One thing that always had me confused, can Puck read Subaru 's mind or emotions?

>>161125832
Surface layer only. Reinhard can do that too.

>>161125294
It reminds me of Emilia romance. I guess this confirms Emilia and Subaru are endgame.

>>161125808
No I mean, I wanted her and Aqua to have a fairly even fight. Appearently that's not possible.
She is still my favorite Zero though

>>161125919
Aquas a goddess though, to have an even fight with Aqua they would need an actual goddess or one of the Witches.

>>161125808
Someone who would actually treat her like a proper parent would?

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>>161125918
If there is one thing that is made to piss any Re:Zero fan of

>>161125980
What happened to THAT rem doujin? Did people forget about it

>>161105814
>Who would win in a fight?
In between JUST Kazuma and Subaru and not their respective universes and discounting WN Subaru as that's subject to change and would require using WN Kazuma as an equalizer I say Kazuma would probably win due to his larger variety of tricks and inventive fighting, I think even in terms of a fist fight Kazuma would win due solely due to the stat system buffing him above Subaru in all areas except maybe strength Subaru would be above him in every physical aspect otherwise due to him basically being Kazuma except exercising , keep in mind that base Kazuma by Arcanretia was able to atleast hold Darkness + armor up just a bit without being buffed by Aqua, that and his manual labor did have him fill out a bit. I'm not counting Subaru's Rez as they probably wouldn't kill each other, but in the event they do, Subaru would eventually win I am curious as to what Subaru could do if Kazuma just decided to snipe him out though assuming they were in an open field with standard equipment due to the arrows being guaranteed to hit thanks to Kazuma's luck stat

>Who has the better harem?
Subaru, his girls are functioning human beings that you could probably actually marry and live with happily ever after, Kazuma's would have issues in one way or another.

>Who's more fuckable?
Kazuma due to the female orcs

>>161126006
Which one?

>>161126111
Subaru doesn't have a harem. Only Rem and Petra have, or have had romantic feelings for him.

>>161126267
The one whose mangaka lost his house and two cats in a fire.

>>161126337
Do you really have to be so nitpicky about it? In that case, Kazuma doesn't either because only Megumin and Darkness have or had romantic feelings for him you could technically include Iris, but her wanting to marry him reminds me more of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4t1Ipgw_zU than romantic feelings

>>161126348
Okay, but which doujin is that?

>>161126006
He is currently repenting for his sins or something, apparently the fire was caused by an electrical shortage on his fan while he was away, then he came down with a stomach disease that required a surgery. God has some pretty good taste.

>>161126443
Doujin where rem gets raped by bete and subaru is made to watch. Then he dies.

>>161126765
Comfy. Rem was built for rape. Does she cry?

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>>161126837
>rape
>Comfy

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>>161127007
>rape
>not comfy as fuck

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>>161127080
Rape, NTR, and mindbreak must be purged

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>>161127303
I am a little concerned, your taste might be bad, anon.. Also, torture is comfy as fuck. Not guro torture, just enough to make her cry torture.
You do understand this, right?

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>>161127458
>enough to make her cry

>>161105814
>Who has the better harem?
The one who gets manhandle Megumin.

>>161127303
Rem deserves this treatment.

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>>161127458
So chuuni abuse?

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>>161127458
Bullying sure looks comfy

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Holy shit, Re:ddit is so unnecessary complicated, did y'all read the LN?

>>161128362
Stop