What makes Gochiusa so popular and successful compared to other CGDCT shows?
>>160733280
>DUDE SEXUAL COMMENTS
>>160733417
Why are their bodies so unappealing?
>>160733280
Why aren't Sharo and Cocoa happy like Chiya?
>>160733657
They're too old
>>160733417
/thread
>>160733280
>cute
>little girls
>CUTE
>LITTLE GIRLS
>CUTE LITTLE GIRLS
>>160733280
They have men, and those men are awesome.
>>160733705
Cocoa was getting cucked by her Onee-chan
Is the gochiusa fanbase the most intellectual fanbase on /a/?
>>160733942
You mean man (me).
>>160733417
me on the left
Season 3 when
>>160733970
>on /a/
On all boards
>>160733280
Its thought-provoking themes.
>>160734020
I want to fuck you.
>>160733280
Solid comedic timing, inviting atmosphere, fairly unique setting/focus, characters that are archetypical but we'll developed. New Game, Yama no Susume, Non Non Biyori, and Kiniro Mosaic are successful for roughly the same reasons (though Yama no Susume isn't as popular outside of Japan as the others).
>>160733417
My wife Chino is so cute.
>>160733280
They please old men for money.
>>160734132
This. Gochiusa manages to make me laugh every episode. Also the character interactions are well done.
And don't forget the amazing OST.
https://youtu.be/Ar-7-bNPX0c?list=PLXzcdKxVtArhUesfsI4f3jjj7cdL1rcBP
>>160734132
*well developed
>>160734206
They are confirmed virgins.
>walk in room
>see this
what do
>>160735147
cawfee and gween tea is not for children
>>160735147
>swats the doll off her head
>actually smack the back of her head instead
>she out cold on the floor
I am going to MARRY my girlfriend Sharo-chan!
>>160734484
Confirmed how? Their actions suggest otherwise.
I wanna fuck Chiya, lads.
>>160735513
i am going to FUCK your girlfriend squappo-chan!
>>160733280
You mean so soppy and boring compared to the peak performance here?
>>160735513
Your girlfriend gives excellent sexual services at affordable prices.
I should know, I'm a frequent customer.
>< OO @@
>>160735969
Sharo cosplays don't count. Also sex is expensive no matter what. You think a poor girl like Sharo would be cheap?
>>160734132
I agree with this except Kiniro Mosiac. The characters were utterly flat outside of their gimmicks. I can't remember
>>160736030
*I can't remember anything about Yoko, Alice, or Shinobu
>>160735537
Name ONE (1) of these actions.
Chino sucks
>>160736318
My dick
>>160736017
>You think a poor girl like Sharo would be cheap?
Very.
>>160736365
No, she's awful
I wanna teach Syaro how to make a lot of money, fast & easy.
>>160736553
My wife Cocoa is so cute.
>>160736695
It's anons wife Cocoa
>>160733970
Haha, no.
The ED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AXDauMcV4s
>>160733970
If by "intellectual" you mean "autistic", then yes.
>>160735953
You may not realize it, but Non Non Biyori is what peak SOL performance looks like.
>>160734184
Why do you insist on calling her your wife when she is in fact your daughter?
>>160736714
Haha, yes .
>>160736662
Honey you look cute today
>>160736185
>>160737721
By me.
>>160737871
>HorribleSubs
I want to TOUCH and RUB Rize-chan like she TOUCHES and RUBS Chino-chan.
>>160736030
Yeah, that was definitely the weakest of the ones I listed.
>>160738146
Chino's chest looks like it's sensitive. Why is that?
>>160738146
I can't believe Rize is alive!
Asian man Chiya.
>>160736973
see: >>160738929
Only the smartest anons could understand the meaning behind of these three words.
>>160738184
She's a growing girl, anon. It's only natural.
>>160738392
Alive and well!
>>160738392
>>160739116
I wonder how the baby is doing.
>>160738929
How often does Chiya help Sharo make money?
It has my elegant meat toilet Sharo-chan as a member of the main cast of course.
>>160739218
Me on the right
>>160739218
I wonder if they have any rock.
I'd like some more kafuu chino.
>>160733280
Because my wife is so cute
>>160739169
I'm sure everything is fine
>>160739802
forgot the image!
Roze > Rize
Military Dad prequel spin-off when?We could even have a moment to see Chino and Rize's moms.
Poor /u/fags, they can't touch this show
>>160739994
You know what I'd like? A sorta gritty series about the dads. Like, the reason why their town is so idyllic and overall a pleasant place to live is because the dads are secretly vigilantes, taking care of drug dealers and mafiosos in the dark.
>>160739452
I want to fuck you.
>>160740316
I was thinking just making their story war time since they have a fondness for it.
>>160739876
I thought that they were just the same person?
>>160740554
Low IQ detected.
>>160736719
Delete this, and don't even think about posting it again
>>160740339
Stay away
>>160737871
She meant she didn't do her homework on purpose
>>160734122
What is the overall moral of the show Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?
>>160740862
Cute girls do cute things.
>>160736719
I am still not sure why Gochiusa is just so damn popular among nips. I hope that leads to us getting a third season at least.
>>160741053
Because they love France, I bet.
When I visited Colmar, they assumed I was a Jap.
>>160733280
>really good character designs, each girl is very likeable
>one of the rare shows where a large majority would agree that all the girls are best girls
>cute girls doing cute things
>Coffee
>green tea
>sexy lolis
>Comfy as fuck to watch
>>160740554
What in the world would even make you think that?
>>160741111
This, there's not a single bad character, the vibe is comfy, and the comedy is generally on point.
>>160733280
Appeal to lowest common denominator. It is bottom-tier in terms of quality in every aspect but production value.
>>160742177
Nice bait, fag. Here's your (You).
>>160742177
If you think this is bottom-tier you haven't watched enough anime.
why are these girls so great?
>>160742177
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand GochiUsa. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Cocoa's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation-her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike GochiUsa truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Cocoa's existential catchphrase "Cawfee," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hiroyuki Hashimoto's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools...how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a GochiUsa tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>160742238
>>160742291
Don't give him any attention.
>>160742291
I've watched literally every CGDCT ever made. It's bottom-tier CGDCT. It literally attempts nothing but being cute.
It has been decided that Chiya is ENGAGED to an asian man; ME
Which one?
>>160742897
Probably Mocha but I'd be thrilled with either honestly.
What was meant by this?
>>160742580
I knew Gochiusa was deep but I didn't know it was this DEEP
>>160743272
That the dick wasn't as hard as Chiya expected it to be. Sharo is scared because she never saw a dick before.
>>160743414
What about Cocoa?
>>160733417
>Boobs
Megumi confirmed for worst girl
I want to cum inside my cute wife Chino.
I want to LISTEN to Syro.
>>160743976
Dumb wojakposter.
>>160739852
>>160739116
>>160738392
>>160738146
I unironically never get tired of rewatching Gochiusa. Every rewatch is a new experience. No other shows give me this feeling.
>>160744088
Imagine her whispering into your ear.
>>160744376
Can you not read?
>>160739240
>that subtle curve outwards on megu's chest implying that she is the bustiest chimametai
wew lad
>>160733280
It's actually quite good. Probably the closest thing I've seen to K-On so far. Still a ways off though.
Sex with Chino.
I want to self-insert as Sharo
>>160743976
Fuck off.
Is Cocoa-oneechan secretly a genius?
My wives on top (of me)
>>160746741
She is merely pretending to be retarded
This show is INSPIRIATIONAL. I became a barrister, a baker, a soldier, a traditional Japanese sweets maker, a maid, a ballister, a ballet dancer, and a writer thanks to Gochiusa.
>>160739994
soon la
>>160746818
Did you become a rabbit and a better human?
>>160746880
Why did it fell?
Memes aside, what's with the "Rize is dead" thing? Is her VA kill?
>>160746913
It was Rize mind control
>>160746921
VA was kill
Now VA is not kill.
Rize is alive.
>>160746921
She's pregnant.It's something throat problems[/spoilers]
>>160746921
Sick for like a year. Now back in business.
>>160746957
>>160746974
>>160747053
Wew, thanks lads, I hope she'll be alright. Rize is my favourite
>>160746883
I am a rabbit worthy of becoming their husband
Whose breasts are bigger, Chiya or Rize?
>>160741083
Are you asian?
Also I plan to go on my pilgrimage to Colmar one of these days. I will visit Rabbiton House too.
>>160746921
there is an anime where she is literally reffered as zombie-ayaya
>>160747178
What's it called?
>>160735147
Play some games on that wide Xbox
>>160747098
Rize
>>160735202
Well, actually...
http://www.kids-station.com/tv/g/g272764/
I wonder if they'll show the pool episode uncensored.
Because Cocoa is a good protagonist. Other shows often have boring and generic main characters.
>>160747403
Cocoa is a genius. Compare her with others is simply rude.
>>160746781
>European setting
>wearing yukatas
>>160747322
This show is too smart for kids. They wouldn't understand anything. Even watching the OP would be too much for them.
Somebody cursed the gochiusa fandom into becoming a circlejerk that makes constant general threads or turns other gochiusa threads into generals.
>>160733280
Marketing. The setting.
>>160743414
>Sharo is scared because she never saw a dick before.
Good joke, anon. A big one.
>>160747711
She's a pure girl who has never met a boy before
>>160747280
>Says Rize
>Posts Chiya
>>160738146
why does tippy react?
>>160734122
More like penis-provoking
My wife Chino is so cute
>>160747464
It's a European (Japan) setting
>>160733280
The cast and 3 loli characters
I would unironically name my daughter Chino.
>>160733280
Because Sharo is a miracle of the universe.
>>160739189
Delete this lie
>>160748940
Anon has adorable daughters!
>>160742897
Blue Mountain is best and cutest author.
The shit taste of people.
>>160749655
Chimames are my daughter wives and we have fun every night if you know what I mean
私の嫁チノはとても可愛い
>>160749742
How can that be when my wife Chino is so cute
The setting and characters are likable and give a sense of ease.
The good thing is that the het-shitposting here in the gochiusa threads triggers and annoys yurifags to no end.
>>160749838
But there are no yurifags here on sight
>>160749911
Exactly.
>>160742897
Aoyama's Blue Mountains
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3166849
I dare you to find a better Sharo art.
>>160733280
Its because my wife Chino is so cute
>>160750453
You mean alpha.
Also Chiya wouldn't dare to cheat. She's a pure and kind hearted lady.
>>160750611
Based Sekine does it again.
>>160747066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78nO1KG_Z_E
>>160744328
Is it that good? It's in my backlog but you're selling me on it
Enjoy this dope shit, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUqEUdjJjrk
>>160752466
In my opinion, it'll always make you smile. It's very enjoyable. I don't know about the new experience thing though.
>>160752649
Jesus Christ anon. I don't even like shit like this but that was really well done.
>>160752332
Scanned?
I guess it's time to fap to Cocoa-san again.
>>160752466
It's a very relaxing and funny experience. If you love CGDCT you'll love it. The characters, setting and OST is great.
>>160752332
I wanted him to do Chiya but a Cocoa is fine too
>>160733280
>cute
>fun
>great girls
>yuri
>nice setting instead of nip school #76783457834
>>160742897
To this day one of the best nude edits.
>>160753569
Hinako Note use the same formula, yet it flopped
>>160753603
Why don't you post it. For science.
>>160753706
Hinako Note has way less cute moments.
Also the same thing done twice is better the first time
>>160753706
HN had worse characters and too much boobs.
>>160754545
>too much boobs
There's no such thing.
>>160753706
It's not funny at all
>>160754997
Chiya is not for lewding. She is a pure and traditional lady that will bear pure asian children.
>>160733970
>Brony tier fanbase
>Intellectual
>>160755082
Okay, Anon-san.
I could literally write a 20 page research paper on the morals of Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka.
>>160754997
He didn't like it when you called him a beta.
>>160752332
>>160753501
He's a major Cocoafag. The guy in the doujin is probably him.
>>160755228
Chiya looks weird in that pic, anon.
>not school
>bokes aren't completely retarded
>tsukkomis aren't completely no-fun-allowed
>>160755523
More:
>bokes are genius
>tsukkomis are bakas
>>160755462
Chino looks weird in that pic too, anon.
>>160754997
I also got warned for Chiya posting.
S3 when? Guys for real, when ?
>>160733280
rabbito snatch
What are each of the rabbit's favorite sex positions?
>>160756080
Wew. I genuinely adore that Chiya husband.
He take his waifu ways so seriously. Very rare.
>>160750611
Best Sharo reaction pic.
>>160756217
OVA soon, then at the end S3 will be announced along with a Gochiusa game.
>>160752397
>Rize spending the night with her husband (me)
Please do not sexualize the rabbits
Middle-school Cocoa episode when?
>>160758025
>middle school
She lived in the mountains, she was probably home schooled
OFFICIAL AND OBJECTIVE SLICE OF LIFE ANIMU POWER RANKINGS
1a. Non Non Biyori
1b. ARIA
3. K-ON
4. Azumanga Daioh
5. Hidamari Sketch
6. Sketchbook: Full Color's
7. Nichijou
8. Shirobako
9. Miss Kobayashi's Maid Dragon
10. Minami-ke
11. Yuyushiki
12. Yuru Yuri
13. Himouto! Umaru-chan
14. GJ-Bu
15. Tamayura
16. Flying Witch
17. Ichigo Mashimaro
18. Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou OVAs
19. Yama no Susume
20. Kamichu!
...
9001. Dragon Ball Z
90001. Lucky Star
900001. Kinmosa
9000001. GochiUsa
Don't bother me about this. I'm an official, certified /a/ Arbiter of Taste; it even says so in my name field.
I really don't expect New Game S2 is THAT bad, since I didn't read its source material.
>much more lesbianism
>much more drama
>too many forced fan services
Gochiusa on the other hands, I'm sure its S3 will be great. Since the manga itself is so funny & has more deeper meaning behind it.
>>160742611
Now we all know you're lying. Good job, retard.
>>160758596
New Game S2 is fine. The drama doesn't stay around long and isn't forced because their positions in the company are changing. The fanservice is no more present than it was in S1, and more lesbianism isn't a negative.
>>160758440
Wow I didn't realize that such MANIME SOL anime such as Nichijou, Hidamari Sketch, and DragonBall Z could have such cute girls- girls that are even cuter than the rabbits in Gochiusa! Because I mean, cute girls are the pinnacle of SOL, so that's what the list is ranked upon, right!?!?
>Same age
How is this even possible?
>>160760525
that's a man on the left
>>160754997
Stop shitposting.
>>160758440
>hating KinMoza
>rating K-On so high
You're a terrible person and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>160763054
He's right, you know. Kinmoza was flat and boring and K-On is a masterpiece.
>>160763312
Yes i'm sure he's objectively right.
>>160758440
Pretty decent, would switch a few around. My only real gripe is that Umaru-chan is there at all. Should be right in between Kinmosa and Gochiusa.
Hinako Note should be somewhere even lower, like a gutter.
>>160758342
Nah, she went to a hick school.
Oh shit, a Sharo pillow (+ 2 lolis nobody cares about)
>>160765787
Because they're already married to me
>>160736719
Is that NextGenCrusher?
>>160765787
>+ 2 lolis nobody cares about
Except I care about them, because they're MY wives.
>>160765787
If I had that I would never stop humping Syaro's puffy cunny.
>>160758440
>9. Miss Kobayashi's Maid Dragon
Fucking chink, you have to go back.
>>160733417
Pure sex
Which GochiUsa gives the best sumata?
Is it still considered GALLIVANTING to listen to another girl's character songs if she shares your wife's seiyuu?
The rabbits.
>>160771900
That's a big butt.
>>160747403
>Absolutely hated Cocoa first time watching
>After rewatching it, she became my favourite GochiUsa
I dunno how she did it, but she did.
>>160747403
>that plaid sleeveless top Cocoa wore during their camping trip
She's good alright.
>>160771900
>Nigger ass
Disgusting
Chiya x Rize OTP
By the way
>Cocoa, Chiya, & even Chino -> Rize-chan
>Syxaro' -> Rize-senpa
Literally WHY?
>>160776101
Because they go to the same school and she's a year older?
>>160776101
Sharo is a cunning girl trying to show off
>>160776101
The only OTP in Gochiusa is (Me) × Cocoa+Chino+Rize+Chiya+Syaro+Maya+Megu+Mocha+Aoyama+Roze
>>160734328
The OST is fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBP69ljg_X0
I actually learned this song on my own accordion. It's very pretty.
>>160776166
>she's a year older
But that's my point.
Why didn't Cocoa & Chiya call Rize '-senpai' and Chino call Rize 'Onee -chan' / '-san'?
>>160778049
Because they don't go to the same school as her, so she's not their senpai.
>>160749651
how come there is a fucking molar strapped to her ankle?
>>160778049
Even worse, Maya call Rize 'Rize' only.
>>160778114
Maya is a rude little shit
>>160778049
Because Cocoa is the older sister around town.
>>160778167
There's no need for hostility, anon-kun!
Rize/Roze is alive and well.
>>160757112
I sexualize my wife, Chino, the most.
What is on the secret menu?
>>160780822
You must buy 100 coffee a month to get access to this secret menu.
>>160780822
Acuddling tab.
>>160733657
Why are you so gay?
>>160735513
How can you love her if you can't even remove her watermark
What makes Cocoa react like this?
>>160749697
>>160749722
wew
Is making fun of Chiya a bannable offense now?
>>160783094
Test post.
Why bother when the STUDIO does it for you?
>>160782585
Laughing at her hairclip.
>>160733280
>What makes Gochiusa so popular and successful compared to other CGDCT shows?
Because it's literally perfect.
Only Azumanga Daioh and K-ON can compare to it in terms of SOL perfectness.
>>160772919
Hands off my spouse
for her
>>160783218
Now why would they do this? She could've fit in the first picture
>>160758440
>Umaru above GJ-bu
>Umaru above Tamayura
>Umaru above Ichigo Mashimaro
>Umaru above Yama no Susume
>Umaru above anything at all
>>160783682
Test post.
Symmetry probably. They included Chia in the shot in the Blu Rays.
>tfw balance in framing was more important than not bullying the Chiya
Feels bad man.
>>160783848
>Test post.
Did it work?
>>160783901
Test post.
I still retain access to this imageboard, so the jury's still out on whether or not Chiya bullying is grounds for a ban.
>>160758440
>Redditjou
>Reddit's Maid Dragon
You have to go back.
>>160749645
Everytime I see this, Cocoa's nails give me wood.
>>160758440
>Nichijou above Shirobako
>Gay dagrons right behind Shirobako
>GJ under hamster weeb shitlord
>Posting Gochiusa's rating in a Gochisa rating
I'd be more mad if this wasn't bait
>>160771900
That looks like it hurts
Kokoro pyon pyon~
>>160781160
What does the secret menu consist of?
>>160784223
To be fair though I do enjoy the doragon meido.
>>160787221
It starts with S and ends with X.
>>160789456
Super Bread DeluX?
>>160768221
>wives
>s
Tread carefully, anon.
>>160789924
Mayhaps anon means to speak of them as parts to a whole, all equal to each other and to the sum. Like some kind of loli trinity.
>>160789924
Chimame is a 3 in 1 package deal
>>160784223
>le reddit bogeyman
Go back there.
Why do we capitalize random words like THIS again?
>>160790857
I am unsure of what you mean. If you would elaborate, I and sure to understand.
>>160790857
Because some anon wants to look EXACTLY like S'yaro.
Tippy
>>160778049
You're wrong about Chino. Chino calls everyone -san, even Maya and Megu. Cocoa and Chiya call everyone -chan. Sharo doesn't use honorifics except for Rize.
>>160733280
Because KOKOWA is SMART!
>>160792202
That's big rabbit.
>>160733280
My cute wives Chino and Sharo.
My cute virgin wives.
>>160794073
lvl1
>>160794421
lvl2
>>160794442
lvl3
>>160795346
My wives together.
>>160795534
You mean MY daughter wives mistresses
>>160733280
titties
>>160733280
Because Cocoa is the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADjwQpM6jmw
>>160733280
Fluoride in drinking water
Fluoride in Teflon coating
Lead contamination in soil
Lead paint
Estrogen in drinking water
Radionuclide contamination in high phosphorus fertilizer
Slag exposure
Food shortage
Over population
Eugenics
Civil unrest
Boredom
Pathogens
World peace?
Aliens
Aliens
Dark wizards
Psychics
Class warfare
Class warfare
Supervolcanoes
Accidental injury
Depression
Criminal behaviour
Fluoride in toothpaste
Under exercise
Tooth decay
Poor oral hygiene
Coconuts
Ragweed
Fire ants
Killer bees
Climate change
Stagnation
Illegal dumping
Orbital drift
Greed
Xenophobia
Corruption?
Gender warfare
Black widow/brown recluse
Gamma radiation
Seismic anomaly
Political warfare
Degradation
Devaluation of human life
Drug abuse
Healthcare industrial complex
>>160797677
>didn't even spell out anything with the first letters
Shit-tier post there my dude.
>>160790780
>the holy chimame
https://vndb.org/v20129
>>160798259
DELETE THIS
>>160798259
I can't believe you guys want to do lewd things to Chino. I mean, she's way too young. She's a middle schooler whose breasts aren't even fully developed yet, instead merely amounting to some small, soft buds with small, pink nipples. Although some shots from the anime make it seem as if her hips have developed a slight amount, her body is still very small and she's undoubtedly still a virgin; she would probably have a hard time accommodating an anon, even if you did it gently and slowly while you held her small frame close to your own body. Additionally, dirtying her pure body and face with any unsightly fluids would be a crime, and even if you had the audacity to do so you had better thoroughly clean up your mess right away, and leave every inch of her supple body spotless. But you really shouldn't even think about doing such things to a young, innocent girl like Chino, /a/, it's just not right. Definitely refrain from doing so.
>>160799669
I agree Chino is a pure virgin maiden who should get together with a REAL gentleman (me) who will treat her right.
>>160736459
>>160736017
Guys, will Cocoa-san accept my proposal?
>>160794073
What was the point of the change?
KOUHII NO KAMI SAMA, SHIROI MIRUKU DE
>>160800607
Cocoa's eyes and head silhouette look sharp and Chino looks like she's half asleep.
Either version is fine with me but if the appeal is a cute ditzy MC then you're going to have to make the MC cuter and ditzier.
I like how Cocoa looks more reliable in the first version since her eyes look more alert but it does mess with her setting and behaviour.
Happy vanilla sex with Cocoa.
>>160802958
I want to pour shiroi miruku inside Chino's womb.
>>160733417
Yep
>>160800591
No, because she is already engaged to me.
>>160794141
God damn Rize looks so cute
>>160755246
elaborate please
Why does Gochiusa have the most intelligent fan base out of any anime?
Why does Chino have so many husbands? What kind of slut is she?
>yet another thread ruined by waifufaggotry shitposting
>>160807045
They're fighting an imaginary war, let them be.
>>160806774
Intelligent show attract intelligent fans.
>>160806774
What is that book about?
>>160807783
Relativity.
>>160733417
Muh