If you can only pick ONE (1) to be your partner for eternity, who would you pick out of these three lovely lolis?
This. It's not even worthwhile to ponder about this. Shinobu is canonically the sweetest, prettiest, most loyal and kindest of the monogatari girls.
She can, to a degree. Specially after Owari2.
Make them fight it out, I'll pick the winner, but fuck the loser too.
Short haired Shinobu, Mayoi, and Yotsugi please.
Mayoi because because best banter and ghost blowjobs. Yotsugi's good but not as good as Mayoi, and Shinobu is generally just sort of annoying except for Maaya Sakamoto being her VA (Shinobu's main selling points are being able to transform into hot chicks and being better than Hitagi, but that's it).
Finally some decent taste.
I said with a posed look.
Shinobu is second best Monogatari girl, so her. Then Hachikuji.
>Koyomimonogotari Episode 12
Wh-what do I do now?
shinobu no contest, would impregnate especially if she's in pic related form
bat > snail > doll
Bat's my least favorite of the three (she's still great though, especially the few times she goes full Kiss Shot) but she's the only one of those three that'd grant me eternal life too. Without that aspect, getting with an immortal chick just feels like a bit of a bummer honestly.
If not for that then it'd be Snail > Doll > Bat for me. Doll grows on me with each time she appears but she just doesn't appear that much unfortunately.