If you can only pick ONE (1) to be your partner for eternity,

>>160435154
Snail. Easy choice.

>>160435154
Do we really need 20+ threads every day about the monogatari lolis?

>>160435278
Yes.

any of them would be fine but Snail is my choice

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>>160435278
No. We need more

>>160435154
Shinobu of course. It's no competition.

tied between snail and bat, fug

>>160435154
does shinobu get to change to different forms?
if not then snel

Passionate sex with Shinobu.
Gentle sex with Mayoi.
Wild sex with Yotsugi.

>>160435154
Vampire loli

>>160435434
This. It's not even worthwhile to ponder about this. Shinobu is canonically the sweetest, prettiest, most loyal and kindest of the monogatari girls.
>>160435512
She can, to a degree. Specially after Owari2.

>>160435154
Snail of course. Also that's some nice JPEG cancer.

>>160435154
Snail

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>>160435398
>choker
>black ribbon

>>160435180
Shinobu for versatility.

12 year old Shinobu is ideal.

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>>160435154
Make them fight it out, I'll pick the winner, but fuck the loser too.

BAT

Omae-sama, Oni no onii-chan, or Rarararararargagi?

>>160435154
Bat

>>160435154
Shinobu.

The other two aren't bad either but Shinobu is just superior.

>>160436761
The slightly drawn-out way Shinobu says "Omae-sama" on occasion is amazing. So that.

Snail.

>>160435154
The answer is Bat. It holds even if you generalize the question to the rest of monogatari.

I'll take all three because I am an alpha male.

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Short haired Shinobu, Mayoi, and Yotsugi please.

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>>160435154

Mayoi because because best banter and ghost blowjobs. Yotsugi's good but not as good as Mayoi, and Shinobu is generally just sort of annoying except for Maaya Sakamoto being her VA (Shinobu's main selling points are being able to transform into hot chicks and being better than Hitagi, but that's it).

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>>160435154

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>>160435154
I choose the doll.

>>160435154
>IMG_20150404_000706.jpg
>Those artifacts

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snel

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cant beat the bat

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Mayoi.

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All of them

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>>160435154

Easy, Snail.

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updated price lists

>>160435154
If anyone doesn't pick Shinobu then they need to be drawn and quartered.

>>160447230
he keeps saying he isn't a pedophile...

>>160435154
Obviously not Doll. Snail or Bat would be a pretty difficult choice, but in the end I'd go with Snail.

>>160450711
>Mayoi outright stated to be bustier than normal, with her chest looking disproportionately big in the shots Araragi gropes her even
>everyone always draws her flat-chested
why

Daily question of:
FULL SHINOBUMONOGATARI SPOILERS WHEN??

>>160435154
I'll pick Shinobu so i can actually live with them for all eternity.

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>>160445650
Finally some decent taste.
I said with a posed look.

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All 3, it's a harem

>>160435154
Oh her name is Mayoi because it sounds like 迷う!
I just got that.

Doll.

>>160453186
Just checking for kai.

>>160452912
>Snail not charging an obscene amount of money
Remember when she was going to charge Araragi the rough equivalent of 50,000 USD for a story about a snail?

>>160457299
She's fallen on hard times since then.

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Shinobu is second best Monogatari girl, so her. Then Hachikuji.

>>160435278
Front page of /a/ should just be lolis at all times

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>Koyomimonogotari Episode 12

Wh-what do I do now?

>>160459697
You wait 2 weeks for the continuation.

>>160435154
Shinobu. No contest.

>Musubi introduces another immortal loli
Somebody stop Nisio already, he's a madman

>>160460517
All lolis should be immortal and only grow up once in a while.

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shinobu no contest, would impregnate especially if she's in pic related form

bat > snail > doll

>>160435154
Bat's my least favorite of the three (she's still great though, especially the few times she goes full Kiss Shot) but she's the only one of those three that'd grant me eternal life too. Without that aspect, getting with an immortal chick just feels like a bit of a bummer honestly.

If not for that then it'd be Snail > Doll > Bat for me. Doll grows on me with each time she appears but she just doesn't appear that much unfortunately.

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>>160456640