>Beautiful. >Aggressive. >Can carry a conversation well.

>>160329979
>Has fucked hundreds of men.
>perfect

>reddit

>>160329979
>Has fucked hundreds of men
Do doujins really count?

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>>160329979

Anyone have that video edit of Kaiki's "death" where he ponders how he hasn't called his mom?

>hachikuji
It's over for you faggot

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>>160329979
>has fucked hundreds of men

>>160330399
Long hair is objectively inferior to short hair. It's just a nuisance and gets in the way.

>>160330399
Fuck off crossboarding scum.

>>160330399
Nisio keeps doing it and I get mad every time

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>>160330338

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This is now a loligatari thread. Post bat, doll or snail.

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>>160331333

>>160331579
Damn this scene was hot.

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>>160331579

>>160331648
>gif for ants

https://nhentai.net/g/83547/

Crab doesn't have a lot of good doujins, but this is probably one of my favorite pieces of porn period. It genuinely feels like an episode of Bake, just with more tits.

>>160330423
Not if it's in a ponytail.

>>160330399
Her short hair was only cute in Hitagi End, where they gave her that cute little beanies. I like beanies.

>>160331869
Beanies are cute.

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cute couple

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>>160331965
very cute couple

>>160329979
>Has fucked hundreds of men.
What the fuck

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>>160331579

>>160332044
Kaiki and Araragi's combined penis power equals to roughly 255.78 average men's.

>>160330399
>first Crab
>then Bee
Why do Araragi's wives keep doing this? His own hair keeps getting longer, to a ridiculous extent by Hana

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>>160332130
Don't forget fucking Snake。She looks disgusting now.

>>160332194
>Now
You mean forever and always?

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>>160332429
Yes.

>>160332500
I watched this last night. This was legitimately the only scene in it I enjoyed.

>>160332539
Yeah, though the scene with Tadatsuru is kind of interesting. The rest of it is meh, don't like Ononoki that much. Especially since he actually gets a restriction on his vampire abilitys.

>>160332539
You didn't like the imouto banter/fanservice?

>>160333466
I forgot about that. I enjoyed it as well, but I wish there was less talking and more bathing.

Does Senjyogahara even interact with anyone not named Kaiki, Hanekawa, Sengoku, or Araragi after Bake?

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>>160334516
She interacts with Oikura.

>>160334516
Her fist interacted with Math's face, how could you forget that?

>>160334516
I want to see crab and spook shittalking each other

PRETENTIOUS SHIT

>>160331785
Damn that was easily a Nise-level plot. Nice

>>160334713
The subtext there would be hilarious.

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>>160334821
>(you)

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>>160334821
>(you)

>>160334821
Are you talking about Crab or the show?

>>160329979
>Ugly
>Passive
>Can't even talk to a chasier without stuttering
>Will never fuck a woman
>Obese
>Leeches off welfare and/or elderly parents
Is there a more pathetic OP on 4chan?

>>160329979
>Is there a more perfect girl in monogatari?

All of them… any of them.

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>>160329979

>>160336648
>All of them
Don't forget about Snake Anon.

>>160329979
Monkey has all of these things on top of superior short hair
Plus she's better at banter

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>>160336648

Even a degenerate like this?

>>160334516
Senjougahara only interacts with real people, not with fictional characters. This means a large portion of the cast is not accessible to Senjougahara, since they are not real.

Mayoi has been dead for 11 years. No one other than Araragi and the other fictional characters can see her. Senjougahara never saw her. Hanekawa only pretends to see her because she knows that Araragi is still traumatized by her death-- which is why he is in that park on Mother's day to begin with-- it's the anniversary of the death of his childhood friend. Everyone in the show who is not a specialist or a student is a fictional representation originating from psychological issues and traumas.

This is made more obvious during Hanekawa's pyromania episode-- she's the last one to leave her home before the fire and the focus on their appliances is subtly trying to clue us in on the fact that it is her committing arson, upset with her family circumstances. She is only able to burn down the Cram School after noticing the old boiler in it-- there is no fire tiger, it is a girl burning things for attention, from her family, and from Araragi. She is conflicted over setting Hitagi's house on fire.

Araragi's mom even calls Hanekawa out on her antics. It's pretty obvious stuff.

But yeah, seeing as half the cast is just made up, of course Senjougahara cannot interact with them. They aren't real.

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>>160337427
You still believe that shitty excuse of a trying-to-make-something-real-theory? Kill yourself faggot.
Bet you're either a filthy crabfag or a degenerate snakefag.

>>160329979
>>Has fucked hundreds of men.
Kaiki, Koyomi, who else? She's almost as good as new.

>>160337427
I thought the reason Hanekawa could see Hachikuji was because she didn't want to go home and so she encountered the lost cow like Araragi did?

>>160337556
It's actually a huge trend in Japanese literature, if you haven't figured that out from things like Umineko or Cross Channel, most of what happens among the intellectuals of otaku culture, is the adaptation of stuff like Murakami to the conventions of the medium.

See "Dreaming in Isolation: Magical Realism in Modern Japanese Literature". http://repository.cmu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1129&context=hsshonors

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>>160337704
That is the original reason. This dude just has some theory which tries to make everything more realistic, he posted it in last thread too. Canonically Hanekawa could see Hachikuji because she didn't want to go home.

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http://gematsu.com/2017/07/monogatari-series-smartphone-game-app-announced
I just hope it has some new character interactions written by Nisio.

>>160337829
The theory isn't bad if you ignore everything that isn't Bake. The rest of the series deals with the supernatural too literally for it to work.

>>160337875
>Senjyogahara holding a tiny Araragi
What does it mean? Why does she have such pretty hair?

>>160338003
It's a management game. She has to schedule all her johns around him.

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>>160337927
Dude, it's a fucking anime/novel series. Why not just let it be what it tells? Why try to find a sense or some reason which connects it somehow into reality behind it?

>>160338104
Because the monsters are clearly metaphors for real-life problems. Once upon a time it was a neat thing to discuss.

>>160338003
It's a haircut game where mini Araragi's run around trying to cut girl's hair.

It's a metaphor for character development.

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>>160329979
c a t
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>>160338178
>once upon a time
So, it isn't anymore.

>>160338309
Not really, no.

I don't understand how i missed out on seeing part three of subbed kizu with /a/

>>160339383
Did it even happen? I didn't notice anything.

>>160338271
I believe you

>>160338309
the discussions all already happened mostly

>>160334516
She talks to Karen in Nekomonogatari Shirou and manipulates her to get her to invite Hanekawa to stay at the Araragi household. She has also met both sisters before but off-screen during the Hitagi Summit. She actually even seems to dislike them or at least Tsukihi. She also talked to Nadeko on phone in Otori. She seems to hate everyone in the cast that is not Araragi, Hanekawa or Kaiki, no wonder Nisio keeps her out of the story so much.

>>160331579
i watched this last night, was this in his mind or is he really that much of a bitch?

http://gematsu.com/2017/07/monogatari-series-smartphone-game-app-announced
Are you ready for another gacha game?

>>160329979
Yes.
Sengoku.

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>>160329979
Pic related shows 3 superior girls.

>>160329979
>is a better cook than Tsubasa "muh natural taste of ingredients" Hanekawa
This seals the deal.

>>160340627
Read the thread.

>>160331785
thanks

>>160339433
https://nyaa.si/view/938085

I don't really understand how to watch it though.

Not sure if it has been posted yet, but here is a new PV with the ED by ClariS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43QBbCWFqRk
bilibili if youtube blocks your region https://www.bilibili.com/video/av12631938/?from=search&seid=1369502850172682126#page=1

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>>160342393
Holy shit holy shit holy shit thank you anon

>>160342393
Nice. I'm a little surprised that they're keeping the return of Kiss-Shot "hidden" for now.

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I'm not letting this thread die

>>160342393
Holy shit is Hachikuji adorable.

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>>160344027
I agree anon.

>>160342393
WAIT WHAT
Snail is coming back? Didn't she die for good? And that dude from Tsuki?

>>160344060
Araragi died too. He's in buddhist hell.

>>160344060
Just wait for Owari 2.
They'll all explain it there.
They'll also explain what's up with Ougi

>>160344102
What the fuck
Did it happen in Kizu? It's the only one I haven't seen yet.

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>>160344157
It's not the only one you haven't seen yet.
Watch fucking Koyomimonogatari Episode 12.

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>>160342393
Looks great so far.

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>>160344320
I agree.

>>160334516
It's more fun when after getting told Shinobu is nothing in the first arc of bake they never are in the same scene ever again.

>>160344422
And then they barely even acknowledge each other's existence except to throw subtle jabs at each other once a season.

>>160329979
>verbal diarrhea
>easy as fuck
>unfit
>cheater
>jealous cunt
>deflowered
>suicidal
>kaiki penis in her pussy
Gee anon, I wonder why nobody gives a shit about this pos waifu of yours.

>>160340607
What is this a picture of?

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>>160329979
good taste

>>160344962
gross desu

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>liking redditgahara

>>160344962
Don't leave the house with this shit

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>>160345295
>liking anyone but the lolis

>>160345442
Kanbaru and Tsukihi pull their weight well. Sodachi too, if you include the more recent novels.

>>160332080

So Araragi=-0.78...yeah, the numbers seem to work out.

>>160345295
>leddit likes something therefore I can't
Even those retards end up having halfway decent taste for once.
Shinobu is still better tho.

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>>160345461
But they can't beat immortal lolis.

>>160329979
Crab, Bat, Snail, Doll and Math are the best and only good girls.

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>>160345500
>implying crab is any good after nise
Cat and Monkey are my personal favorites, but I respect batfags too.

>>160344962
Naisu

>>160345507
Yeah, but they're still very likeable. Your point of view is getting warped since they occupy the same show as some of the best lolis ever imagined.

>>160345769
Well, I guess thats true.

>>160344962
Nice craisins, my man

>has crabs

>>160329979
Shes shit by 3d standards only a girl who tries can be that ridiculously shit

>>160344925
NishiOishiN Daijiten exhibition

>>160342393
i hate that baseball cap wearing cunt

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>>160330056
>Do doujins really count?
NO.

>>160329979
>Has fucked hundreds of men
I usually don't use that word but we have a true cuck here.

>>160329979
>>160337427
>>160338003
>>160341314
>>160344962
>>160345562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc

>>160329979
Worst gatari girl.

>>160344422
>>160344616
Which is a shame because they'd probably have some interesting interactions

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She's way too cool.

>>160351908
What is with these characters and shit going on with their neck

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>>160351927
How new to Shaft are you?

>>160352046
This is the only shaft series I've watched a large chunk of

>>160342194
No, no, thank YOU.

>>160352046
Why is she so smug?

>>160336908
she doesn't even count anymore

Will Kaiki ever make a return? I miss the bastard

>>160352111
It's kind of a staple of Shaft that the characters have owl-like necks, it's probably 50% style and 50% tradition at this point. The same thing happens in their other shows

>>160337427
>Araragi is still traumatized by her (Mayoi?) it's the anniversary of the death of his childhood friend.

wut, he doesn't know mayoi before bakemono?

>>160352780
He already returned in Hanamonogatari.

>>160352552
Because she can be.

>>160351309
It would be incredibly awkward, given that Araragi is very intimate with both and tells both that they're the closest person to him on a regular basis. If they ever actually met again, it would more like being exposed for two-timing. Which is why Nisio won't allow it.

How old is she? People don't have sex before 20 or 21.

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Black cat or nothing.

>>160329979
Cheating cunt

>>160357019
Kaiki deflowered when she was underage.

>>160329979
>Violent
>Jelous
>Insane

>>160330423
>i like boys

>>160329979
Trash.

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If you don't think one of these 2 is best then you're basically fucking stupid and should fuck off.

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>>160360776
boys are cute!

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>>160361232
Not a boy, you are being rused.

What is a sleevejob like, /a/?

>>160329979
Reddit

>>160338373
>>160340210
Link me to the archive of the discussions from years ago

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Best girl.

>>160362567
That's not a girl though, it's a woman.

>>160361457
i don't care! ougi is cute no matter what!

Can someone spoil me and answer me if we see Kiss shot in Owarimonogatari2?

>>160362813
Yes

>>160362848
thanks

>>160329979
>cunt thread still alive
way to shitpost, OP

>>160362813
We sure do anon.

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>>160344178
REEEEEEEEE Spoiler that shit!

>>160329979
Crab is crap.

>>160363071
Why the fuck are you in a monogatari thread if you haven't finished it yet? You're just asking to get spoiled.