If they got isekai'd to modern Earth and lost their powers,

>>159891765
Prostitution

Prost-

>>159891822
Oh for fucks sake

Aqua - idol, supermodel, maybe an artist if she applies herself

Darkness - porn, literally no other option

Megumin - enough brains to be in a STEM trade, maybe a physicist

>>159891765
Aqua: artist
Darknest: business management
Megumin: neet or scientist

>>159891765
Megumin would be a chuuni scientist, a bit like that girl from Seikaisuru Kado but without the annoying part.
Aqua would be an artist or a model.
Darkness would either be a martial artist or a porn actress.

Aqua and Darkness would surrender their bodies to the rich like whores they are. Mega In would become a nuclear physicist or join the army as artillery support

>>159891765

since they'd be illegal immigrants, something with fast food, I guess

>>159892312
Why not combine the two? She can be a Navy Nuke. Though military men are huge sluts, so she might become the submarine crew's bicycle.

>>159892416
I like that a lot anon

>>159891765
Imagine them 10 years after coming to our world:
Megumin still a fujoshi NEET, flashing her tits on cam sites to survive.
Darkness a super-serious office lady, that's obsessed with her job but she's also extremely depressed.
Aqua locked in a mental institute for life.

TK doujin when?

>>159892583
>implying Megumin likes homosexuals

>>159892583
>fujoshi
I don't think she would be one.

>>159892583
I don't think Darkness would resist the urge to get violated in dark alleys.

>>159892626
Maybe not a fujo, but definitely a loser NEET.
I imagine her ending up like Mio in that TK doujin.

Isn't Megumin heavily opposed to the NEET lifestyle as shown by how she drags Aqua and Kazuma on quests? Why would she become a NEET herself?

Aqua would chain multiple half time jobs and spend all her money in booze, living a life without aspirations that she would enjoy to the max.

Megumin would write absolutely terrible light novels to great success.

Defying all expectations, Darkness wouldn’t dare to enter the extremely sick world of Japanese fetish porn. Instead, she would settle to acceptable levels of humiliation working in a maid cafe, where regulars would call her Lalatina-chan, Lala-tan, and other variations.

Assuming they're dropped in Japan, being cute and white is going to help them a lot.

>>159892583
>>159892820
Megu is the most intelligent and driven of the cast, and was literally the top student of Crimson Academy, she's the last one to become a NEET. Assuming magic is just another form of science, she'd probably end up in a STEM degree after a few years of schooling. She'd drop the chuuni too, since she has no power or culture left.

Darkness at least has the drive to train her body, but Aqua is lazy as fuck and the most likely to become a NEET. I could see her making a Patreon account and doing art requests to make money. I dunno about Darkness, hopefully she can rise above her perversion and become an athlete of some kind.

>>159891765
Megumin would join ROTC so she could help design and test explosives. Aqua would suck dick in alleys for five bucks a cock.

>>159893171
I take offense to this. Aqua is worth at least twice that.

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>>159891765
Being school girls after all.

>>159891765
Realistically they would probably be models or something like that. All three are attractive females, it wouldnt be hard for them to find good jobs.

>>159893136
There's no fun in that anon.
You always have to assume the worst.

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They go to school together, and Darkness beats up perverts on the train who keep trying to molest Megumin.

>>159891765
Aqua would be a crack whore and raped repeatedly.

>>159893296
No, they are women and women in our world are worshipped as gods which means life on easy mode.

>>159893362
Megumin keeps thinking Darkness does it because she cares, but in reality Darkness is just mad they're not molesting her.

I don't know but Dakness would be my wife.
A slave painslut wife.

>>159892416
As I nuke, I can confirm that this chuuni would fit right in at nuke school.

>>159892005
Please. everybody knows that if you want explosions you go into chemistry.

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This would be ten times more fun to read than Konosuba.

>all 3 live together in a small apartment
>go to school together, Darkness protects Megu from perverts while Aqua chats up guys on the train
>Aqua doses off in class, while Megu studies hard, Darkness puts in a vibe for the thrill of trying not to get caught
>Darkness becomes a top athlete, Aqua joins a typical "do nothing" club, Megumin enjoys her new obsession as a mad scientist
>Darkness works part-time at a maid cafe, Aqua plays video games while streaming and does all the housework, Megumin wastes their money on her dumb experiments
>fall to sleep together in the same bed

Maximum comfy, maximum hilarity.

>>159891765

Darkness becomes a fitness instructor.
Megumin goes to university and becomes a weapon designer or demolition expert.

Kazuma becomes a successful member of society. Aqua marries Kazuma and becomes a housewife.

>>159894897
>Kazuma becomes a successful member of society. Aqua marries Kazuma and becomes a housewife.
Aquafag please, keep your fantasies to be at least slightly realistic.

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>make thread not intended on baiting waifu wars or starting a waifu circlejerk
>thread on life support

Meh

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>>159896244
Face it anon, lewding Megumin and Axis posting is the only thing this series is good for.

>>159896328
Even those are getting old.

>>159896244
We had an entire thread about Dust yesterday.

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When are we getting a season 3 lads?

Vol 11 Chapter 3 up on yuNS
for those of you who didn't read the pastebin

>>159896926
why the hell did you post this image

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Om nom nom!

>>159897005
To get a reply to my question.

>>159897173
I hope no one answers it

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>>159896926
Go away [s4s], leave my girlfriend alone

>>159896926
I'm still in awe that we got a season 2. 2019, Winter. Only because I want to piss off this guy. >>159897200

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>>159897200
no bully please

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>>159896328
I've already masturbated to Megumin over 1000 times, I need something new.

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>>159892255
>Darkness would either be a martial artist or a porn actress.
How about both?

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So who is tastier?

>>159896926
>>159897329
What's wrong with posting katz?

>>159898098
Aqua is probably inherently tastier because of her goddess life force, but if I were a monster I'd probably find Megumin tastier.

>>159898098
The frogs found Megu really delicious in that one doujin.

>>159899307
https://exhentai.org/g/1052430/5529ff3e20/?p=1

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>>159898748
>Aqua is probably inherently tastier because of her goddess life force
No wonder that she ends eaten so often.

>>159891765
Prostitute, terrorist, prostitute.

>>159901060
So Aqua would be a terrorist?

>>159901089
Didn't consider the order of the picture there.

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>>159901060
Why would Aqua be a terrorist?
>>159901110
Why would Megu be a terrorist?

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>>159901315
Why not?

>>159891765
>3 extremely attractive white girls, including one with red eyes and one with blue hair spawn in Japan
They'd become national treasures.

>>159901450
Because the US of A has thousand times more explosive ordinance than ISIS does .Also because extremists would treat a young, small, feisty, educated, intelligent, teenaged girl who likes showing skin exactly as you'd expect. And Megu is smart enough to realize that trying to follow "the path of explosions" is an utterly moronic idea in the 21st century. But that reasoning isn't as fun.

>>159891765
Darkness: porn
Aqua: death by starvation
Megamin: ISIS

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Aqua would start a cult. She'd stick with the goddess thing long enough to find enough crazies to follow her, and from there it becomes Scientology 2.0. Either that, or, lacking her powers, she'd get alcohol poisoning and die the first time she got enough money to go out drinking.

Darkness becomes a boring office manager or landlord or something like that. Also, assuming Kazuma isn't around, a HUGE slut. If Kazuma is there then she'd keep going after him.

Megumin, even with her smarts, seems more like the housewife type. If not, she'd be a teacher or something that allows her to show off to people and act important, like how she does to Komekko/Yunyun.

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>>159892665
japan is safe as fuck, she won't get raped even if wanted to...

>>159891765
they'd all live together in a shitshack on welfare because they're literally useless

>>159904796
then they would die from the japanese cold

Megumin wouldn't be a scientist because magic is literally waving a staff after an incantation whereas chemistry is about doing complex math. not equivalent at all

>>159905069
Incantations are supposedly very complex and she was able to modify them at age 6. But the reason people are saying she would be a scientist is because she's a genius.

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>>159892005
>>159892107
>>159892255
>Megameme
>Scientits
You are all wrong.

>>159905069
Maybe she'd find work in the VA industry, she does have a good vocal range.
Shame she can't sing though

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>ywn never sexually teach Megumin how to synthesize ammonium nitrate, then mix with a barrel of hexane, then wire a TNT trigger you also synthesized to a cellphone vibration mechanism and set it off on the sunset beach starting into the beautiful blast

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>>159905517
>ywn ask Megumin to use her intellect to take control of Kadokawa and force them to make S3

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>>159891765
Basically the same leeching off Kazuma...

>>159905679
>has Megumin but still wants more Konosuba

>>159905143
>Incantations

>Compared to complex reactions that can actually kill you in horrifying ways.

Activate my almonds.

t. Actually chemist who has made such things as liquid chlorine, n-butyl lithium, diethyl zinc, caesium...

I could go on. That shit is all really dangerous.

>>159905776
You mean you wouldn't want to watch Konosuba with Megumin?

>>159905777
What if you mess up the incantation and explode yourself? Magic's dangerous too!

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>>159905835
I'd rather be blown up than have the water in my skin turned directly into hydrofluoric acid or caesium hydroxide!

>>159904730
She should go to any south-american country then, we will take care of her.

>>159905069
If magic was just waving a stick and speaking words, anyone could do it. Evidently, not everyone can. Wizards have always been associated with intelligence in RPG's, and Megumin is an Arch Wizard who was able to modify one of the most advanced spells in the world at age 6.

>>159905935
>we will
based subhumanbro

>>159894657
>Aqua
>Doing housework

More like she's the dropout who lounges around the apartment all day browsing the net, playing games, and leaves her beer cans everywhere. Probably attentionwhores and shitposts online too.

>>159905994
No one's better than her at cleaning the toilet.

>>159905894
>if I have a choice of dying in two different horrible ways, I prefer the one that wanks chemistry
That really unlocks my grapefruit

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If they set up a webcam, how much money would you spend on them, and what would you ask them to do?

>>159906350
>Do [insert sexual activity] to Megumin

>>159891765
Aqua opens a bar
Darkness becomes a 50shades tier cocksleeve of some abusive(not ike turner tier more like dorian grey ) well off Chad
Megumin becomes a demolitions expert for movies.

ANAL SEX WITH LALATINA

>>159906547
It won't go in anon

>>159891765
Aqua - Clown/Magician
Megumeme - Nuclear Engineer
Darkness - Working at MgRonalds

>>159906350
[Undress Megumin]

>>159905185
>Megumin gets isekai'd
>changed her name to Takahashi Rie and joins the VA industry

>>159899949
There's also her abysmal luck stat to consider.

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>>159898098

Aqua would be a renowned architect
Megumin would be a demolitions expert
Darkness would marry into wealth

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>>159906350
Hello, I'm a very wealthy man, here is a screenshot of my savings account and credit card accounts as proof. I see you beautiful young lasses are in a tight spot financially, so here is 500 dollars of charity.
>cha-ching
I'll pay you another 500 up front immediately if you set up a private webcam session for me, and agree to my demands. How does that sound? Yes? Fantastic.
>cha-ching
My demands are quite simple. For 12 hours straight, I wish to be entertained by the most lewd acts imaginable. I will pay 500 dollars every single hour you keep me entertained, and if I enjoy myself all the way to the end, I'll reward you with a whopping 3000 dollars USD. We're starting the first hour now, so here's 500.
>cha-ching
I want the blue and the blonde one to completely and utterly violate every square millimeter of the little red girls body. To use her a living breathing fucktoy. To make her scream with ecstasy. To overstimulate every erogenous nerve in her body. To sexually torture her in the most devious ways your mind can think of. To make her pass out from exhaustion, and awake again to continued violation. To drain her body of fluids as she orgasms over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Should I ever grow bored of the your play, I have your location marked, and will call the police on you and ensure both of you serve years in jail for rape of a minor. Do I make myself clear? Splendid, let's begin!

>>159891765
Aqua would be a convenience store clerk
Megumin would try to run her own potion shop but in a town that despises all witchcraft
Darkness would join a band of hippies

>>159907467
>Megumin would try to run her own potion shop but in a town that despises all witchcraft
This is Wiz, not Megumin.

>>159891765
Aqua has construction experience, Megumeme has demolition experience, Darkness a stunt double.

>>159906350
>show feet

>>159906350
100 bucks so darkness shoves her entire arm on aqua's ass while eating out megumin

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Aqua: Aqua would definitely become an e-girl and have an army of patreon white knights
Darkness: Either she'll become a /fit/izen or work at a BDSM-themed sex shop
Megumin: She'd work at a shooting range to have fun with explosives all day

>>159896891
And it was shit due to the anime only fags

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>>159891765

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Lalatina is a good girl.

>>159891765
Aqua would be the best hostess ever.

>>159893362
I am the molester on that train

>>159906774
Can we hope for some frogs in upcoming OVA?

>>159912105
no that's me

>>159891765
Aqua - TV infomercial host. Famous for never wearing underwear while filming.

Darkness - Cop. Popular because she's heroic and fair, but the worst shot in the department.

Megumin - USAF Payload Specialist. So she can play with the bombs and missiles.

>>159906350
Show bellybutton then go to bed.

Aqua would become a streamer with a small cult following

>>159896989
Thanks!

>>159906350
show butthole

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>>159906475
I can see Megumin becoming the nect Michael Bay

>>159891765
become prostitutes obviously.

They are literally incapable of doing anything else.

Or maybe they would get lucky and marry a rich guy who wouldn't realise they are useless for anything other than sex.

>>159906350
[Kill Jester]

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>>159891765
Aqua-sama= My wife, she won't need to work
Darkness= A teacher
Megumeme= A sex slave, maybe my pet

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>>159913520
Cunt.

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>>159913641
Loli cunt

>>159913668
Rude namefag.

>>159905182
>Scientits
doesnt have them

>>159891765
So we're talking about Hataraku now

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>>159913668
BEST cunny!!!!

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>>159913668
>>159913641
Get along

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>>159916886
Good meat to eat.

>>159891765
Megumin: gone without a trace, maybe got kidnaped and recluted in some russian prostitution network. mind broken or dead.
Aqua: her bad luck sent her directly to the ghetto so she got raped and consequently killed the same day.
Lalatina: The only girl with common sense, she fulfilled her masochist desire when she started to live a shitty life. survived doing par time jobs (being a cute girl, with perfect body and blonde hair has many advantages, expecially when you're not stupid or immature)

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Just tell me, are there more frogs in later volumes? Can we expect anything in potential Season 3?

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>>159891765
>Aqua
I imagine she'd try to make it big by becoming a model, but nobody's interested so she ends up as a small-time performer who performs at smaller venues as a poor man's replacement for the bigger idols. She'd still act like she's hot shit though.

>Megumin
Spirited away to Syria, joins the Islamic State. She'd probably learn "practical chemistry" there and apply it with masterful skill.

>Aqua
Catholic school teacher. She's too pure to actually do something slutty, but the idea of a bunch of virgin schoolboys lusting over her would probably get her hot and bothered.

Weird how two of these scenarios involve religious conversion.

>>159891765
>otaku with permanent 8th grader syndrome who works in a ramen shop
>wage slave office job, drinks a lot of beer in bars
>CEO of a company due to dad's connections, acts professional with rare outbursts of masochism like usual

>>159891765
I really want this

I need a show where medieval/fantasy people get sent to a modern world instead of the other way around

>aqua
A street performer with her water tricks and what not
>darkness
bdsm porn star
>megumin
middle school student

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>>159922234
>Aqua is 20 years old but still a virgin (by pretty girl standards, that's crazy old)
>She'd become a bdsm porn star
Not really. She's really into being shamed and abused but would never actually prostitute herself (otherwise she'd already have done just that rather than becoming a warrior that specializes in taking abuse).

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>Ywn take Wiz shopping for casual clothes and see her blush when you suggest buying some 21st century bras

>>159913520
You should get yourself checked.

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>Aqua
twitch/youtube streamer

>Megumeme
Without her explosions I feel like she would be deeply depressed, maybe create fireworks or be a circus flame performer to feel some joy of her old life before she kills herself

>Darkness
Camgirl or kindergarten teacher

>>159891765

Aqua - escort girl
Megumin - ISIS terrorist
Lalatina - whore

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>>159922306
>Aqua is 20 years old but still a virgin (by pretty girl standards, that's crazy old)
>Aqua

>>159891765
Megumin without powers would definitely end up being a militaryfag either a bomber pilot or calling in air strikes

>>159893136
>She'd drop the chuuni too,
She'd never drop the chuuni. Instead, she'd just research explosions again. Can't do it with magic? Do it with SCIENCE!

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assuming they all magically ended up in a decent part of the country with citizenship...

Megumin is still a child, she would be put into school and probably get focuses on physics after finding out how to improve her explosion magic again.

Aqua becomes a magician's apprenticeship. After a fews months and 1 too many slipups she'll be fired and forced into prositution.

Miss Lalatina, having finished a nice private school manages to work herself up to a high political seat, ambassador or some shit

>>159896989
Can you link the pastebin please?

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Megumin is not going to join ISIS because "explosion! lmao XD." She cares about explosions as an art form (and as a way to have an orgasm), not as a tool to create suffering. Also, I'm pretty sure her job interview would end with hours of gangrape and a glory kill, since she's the opposite of what they want in a girl's personality. Her chuuni was a product of her being prideful in her culture and power rather than actual delusion, so she'd have little problem dropping the act. A vibrating dildo could replace the pleasure of casting an explosion too.

>>159891765
why would they lose their powers? thats not interesting

>>159891765
aqua - pornstar
darkness - gym teacher
megumin - depressed neet playing games trying to fill the gap missing from explosion magic

>>159928783
Kazuma gained powers when going from Earth to Fantasy Australia (does the world not have a name?), it makes sense the reverse would happen too.

>Darkness ends up being a professional dominatrix

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>>159919649

>Aqua ends up as a prostitute because XD she is a slut
>Megumin will join ISIS XDDD
>Darkness le dominatrix :pppppp
Fucking secondaries, I swear to God.

>>159930140
Frogs should deserve to finally reach *gulp* moment with some of girls. Even if temporary. Is there anything in novels?

>>159892255
>>159892107
>>159892005
>Magic skill being proportional to INT meme
I know this is intended as a balancing mechanic in RPG but i just can't see that translated to real life, even if it takes memory to learn spells, ultimately a mage just repeats the same spells once they've been mastered.

>>159931229
But that's not it. Megumin is a genius.

>>159891765
Megumin would either kill herself out of depression or become a terrorist
Aqua would become a prostitute
Darkness would pose for playboy

>>159931238
I know, but as a word-of-god kind of trait. I'm talking about the trope in general

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Would Wiz's shit shop be successful in the real world?

>>159931330
Wiz's SIT shop would be successful if she sat on my face hahahaha

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>>159932458
Well meme'd, my friend!

>>159933023
Teleport gone wrong? This seriously needs context

>>159933894
she dropped her limited edition copy of shrek 2

>>159891822
>>159891866
Double derbs the truth. Hot medievel pussy pimping.

>>159931330
Sell it to Google for 1 BILLION DORRARS.

>>159931330
Sell it to Google for 4 dollars