>"Hey Anon, I just picked up these new high-tech condoms.

No way, fag.

Wouldn't she weigh like 400lbs?

>>159665953
Why would a cybord need that?

>>159666275
Cyber aides from CIAniggers

Is there a more perfect girl than the Major?

>>159665953
Sure, why not? You're an android anyways.

>>159665953
No thanks. That's too small for me. I'll just go in raw since why would a cyborg even need condoms?

>>159667457
They're high-tech, so they could probably expand for the right size.

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>>159665953
But anal doesn't need one!

>>159668455
What if it drips from the ass into the puss?

>in SAC the majors ass is flat half the time and huge the other half

>>159667368
No, but there is no more perfect woman.

>>159665953
Who would refuse?

Maybe later.

>>159668751
Clearly she had an inflatable cyberass.

>>159665953
Sure, but what's so high-tech about them? Do they make my dick dance?

no
I went gay for dicks

>>159668751

Art inconsistency is a big thing, the phat ass is clearly the canon version though.

>>159665953
You're a cyborg right ? If I have sex with you, I won't lose my mana, so let's go.

>>159668531
Accept that you've had a cyborg child that will save the white race. Don't be a fucking faggot shit idiot.

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>>159673876
DAMN RIGHT BRO

>>159665953
No, thanks, I think I'll wait for a mass naked child event to test them out.

>>159665953
STRANGER DANGER

>>159666010
>implying that's not a good thing

>>159665953
>not Cyber Condoms™ that protect you from trying to extract your ghost key

>>159665953
>pork in the shell

>>159665953
no way fag

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>>159665953
Nah

>>159666010
>>159678015

>ywn have the fuck you cowgirl style and destroy your pelvis in the process

>>159673248
>12 replies before anyone says this
For shame

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>>159673876
damn straight

>>159665953
tomboy

>>159665953

Motoko you don't have a fertile womb, we're going bareback.

>>159679246
>Ghost in taco bell

>>159686432
>300 lbs and feeling swell

>>159687328
>living in bullet hell

>>159665953
But how will I dump several years worth of semen into your womb?

>>159687378
>After sports I smell

>>159665953
No way, fag.

>>159665953
You don't have a womb you robo dyke. You don't even have a real snatch.
And I already told you, I fuck straight real cis pussy only. I know you're a tranny dude.
It's okay, I just wanted to let you know what was up.
By the way, you're kind of insulting me with that tiny condom bruh.

>>159689340
>body shaped like a bell

>>159691903
>Diet plan? Do tell

>>159692343
>android lipid cell

>>159693061
>perky tits farewell

How the fuck is someone supposed to fit in that condom comfortably, we ain't all pencil dicks sweet heart.

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Nah.

>>159667368
Mai waifu but Motoko is pretty close

>>159666010
>>159679379
Fun fact. Motoko has a boyfriend in the manga in section 6, and he didn't have prosthetics. It was implied that they went at it quite a few times and made a lot of noise.

I always pictured the "noise" being the sound of his girlish screams as he is hard ridden by a 1000+ pound combat cyborg

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>>159665953
Hell no, I got it for my collection

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>>159679335

>>159696430
The fuck is that?

>>159666010
>>159679379

You see anon.

Servos
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So when she do the deep pounding she be doing squats over you with pelvis uncrushed.

>>159697004
https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2017/07/05/anime-condoms-only-line-up-if-you-intend-to-use-them/

Care to find out?

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>>159679379

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nope they ruin sex for me and you don't care.
I would rather have sex with my self and a lot of porn rather then deal with your insolent nagging and bitching, you will never give me children any ways so why put up with you and fake sex?
I get nothing out of this situation you are no benefit to me.