Why is she so perfect?

>>159308142
Because you can molest her and only get your hand bitten off for it

Because she´s dead

Cute, fun to talk to, and supports you how she can when you need it.

>>159309260
Only the best die young.

>>159308142
wait . where is that pic from ?

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cute wife

>>159310748
Her opening. How can you forget that many Hachikujis with that crazy peppy music in the background?

>>159311643
yeah most of bakemonogatari's ops were cut from the version i've downloaded

>>159312815
Why would anyone strip the openings out of a Shaft anime?

>>159313025
Spic version to save on size?

>>159313331
Man, being too poor to steal something properly must suck.

Eternal loli, that's it.

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>>159308142
She's a ghost snail, so you can violate her all you want without getting in trouble.

>>159313331
But you can link them in via mkv merged playlists or whatever they're called.

>>159308142
Why are there a bunch her in her OP?

>>159309203
What the fuck

>>159315031
For fun.

post more snails please

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>>159317751

Snails OPs were really bad, skipped them every time.

that's bait^

>>159317870
has there ever been a more based MC?

>>159317870
You know you have a true friend when they'll laugh off getting molested in their sleep.

>>159317813
her singing voice makes me want to kill myself. Tied for munkey as favorite girl in she show, but I just can't stand her singing voice

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>>159317751

>>159312815
I got the same version, but I went and watched all the OPs on youtube. They're wonderfully varried

>>159310916
Crab would've gotten megacucked if Snail didn't die.

>>159318298
bat is still alive though

>>159318298
she literally said she was ok with him cheating
Besides is it really cheating if Senjougahara can't even see the snail?

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>loli
>cute
>loli
>kind of tsundere
>loli
>funny and laughs with you
>loli
>actually older than you so it's legal to fuck her brains out
>loli
>death
>but not death in a gross way so it's ok to fuck her brains out

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Pie-pan.

It is 2 0 1 7 and TO THIS DAY I still have to come on here and see threads about some dumb fucking snail! IT'S OVER, YOUR SERIES IS SHIT, AND SHE'S A FUCKING CHILD. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

>>159318383
She's okay with him sleeping around, she's not okay with him cheating emotionally. Araragi cheats emotionally hardest of all and only really doesn't cheat physically (except kissing Shinobu)

>>159318792
You can say it's over when it stops printing money. Until then I bid you adieu.

>>159318792
>KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!
Perhaps the same could be said to all interests!

>>159319033
This thread was started with a shitpost, and all subsequent replies have been shitposts, including mine. There is no interest being discussed here.

>>159319113
Shit is in the eye of the beholder and as such is a "shitpost". I find this thread nothing but an outpouring of love for an interesting and fun character. If your posts have no value that is up to you but I find treasure in this thread.

>>159319113
Hachikuji is very interesting. Not quite as interesting as a certain vampire, but interesting enough.

>>159319398
>>159319506
>gatarifags
I wish I could help you. Have fun. I just might stop by in thread #18488699225855927 for this fucking garbage, so 'till then. At least you aren't Fate.

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>>159319652
ah, the old "stop liking what I don't like." Never gets old.

>>159319652
It's okay. I'll see you in Neon Genesis Evangelion thread #18488699225855928 to remind you that Misato is best girl and you shouldn't waste your time on a tsundere that will never like you 2D or blogging wise.

>>159319605
a cute

>>159317813
The second snail OP is great though

>>159319398
>subjectivity olympics
I have no stakes in either side of this altercation but you're not doing a good job of defending your position buddy,

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Can't wait for owari II to see her get molested again. Best girl is needed in the series again, nisio needs to write some more about her too.

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>>159308142
She has a adorable teeth, and is a true bro and sex friend.

Because everyone who watches the series has a big, stupid grin on their face every time she is on screen.

>>159317813
But her first OP is literally the best song yet.

>>159317999
That's probably one of my favorite OPs of the series. Singing is good

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>>159317751

>>159308142
Will her new opening in owari 3 top Kaerimichi and Happy Bite?

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>>159324091
No

>>159318792
>over
It's literally just about to begin.

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>>159325219
It's better than Dagnabbit Disco, that's how good it is!

Which girls are you happy to see onscreen the most, /a/? Mine are snail, bat, monkey, and Gaen

Reminder
Monkey=Snail=Cat=Bat=Bird=Bee=Snake=Doll=Math>>>>>>>>>>>Gaen>Ougi>Ougi(with penis)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crab

>>159327563
Snail, bird and snake.

Shinobu and Hachikuji are the top, but Tsukihi is always interesting and so is Kanbaru when she's not narrating and/or in super depressive mode.

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>>159308142
Snails are cute.

>>159327901

impregnation!

>>159328188
I want to shoot Hachikuji with my calcium dart.

>>159328131
Its funny because its what araragi would actually do in the novels.

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Where can I get a copy of the monogatari books?
Can't find most of them on nyaa.

>>159330109
What, get blowjobs?

>>159318583
>complex english-japanese inter language pun
I didn't realize it was so deep.

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>>159319605
kodomo pantsu #1

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She just is

>>159308142
She's a loli that actually has self-awareness.

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>>159308142
Because it's a drawing, look I just draw the perfect line.

>>159319652
or maybe and just maybe you could go and enjoy a thread that doesent make you a mad cunt, and let us enjoy our monogatari shit as you call it, we all love it and you are not going to change that.

>>159336639
1D is truly superior.

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>>159337901

because she's not sitting on my face